#baby dedsafio

[sketchehm]

thinking about baby dedsafio au.. I was wondering how you’d think sapnap would react to nightmares. I feel who he’d go to would depend to when in dedsafio it happens.

Like at first he doesn’t really go to anyone cause he’s sapnap you know. In my head the rest of the adults are awake still so he goes to find them in the base and sits in a corner kind of glowering and they walk by like ? Shouldn’t you be asleep ? but at this point no one really feels “in charge” of the kid and shadoune and serpias aren’t around (so the others are probably vaguely wondering what’s up but not really concerned). eventually goncho is like did you have a nightmare? and sapnap kinda grumbles and goes >:( no. so goncho goes to get conter and that’s how sapnap get more comfortable ig w conter? and then starts to bother him more which annoys Spreen..

I feel like afterwards he just kinda goes to conter for whatever he may need whether it’s stuff or just emotional support cause conter’s chill like that. He’ll ask/harass basically everybody for things except farfa bc he lowkey idolizes farfa so he’s shy about asking him for help but farfa eventually is like :( mi hijo why doesn’t he go up to ask me for things :(

sorry I feel like this is incoherent I’m just brainstorming I suppose 😔

Baby sapnap barely knowing what a nightmare is, just waking up panicked :( It was scary stuff maybe during his time before meeting Team Mafia. Maybe some of the newer mobs scaring him! Maybe it's just a nightmare of being Alone and no matter who he calls no one is coming to help. No matter how hard he cries....

And he wakes up so startled. Can't even bring himself to cry or sob, the fear is just paralyzing in that sense....

But he can hear the familiar laughter of the grownups he's staying with. The ones he's been living with and having fun with. It's familiar and comfort and he'll take a big breathe, get out of bed, and waddle to them. Seeing them still talking and laughing, though much subdued due to it being the later hours. They all spot him at the doorway as he makes his way to the closest empty spot and sits there himself, not saying a word.

All of them looking at each and confused, the quietest they've ever experienced Sapnap. He's not even smiling at them, he's pouting....? None of them sure on what to do. They've kinda decided this was Shadoune's kid since he's the one who found Sapnap, but he's gone still, along with Serpias, the other member who easily helps out taking care of Sapnap.

They can hear Sapnao sniffling, they can tell he's being sad, but it's just so....different from what they're used to. Where's the big tantrums and demanding his wants or dislikes? Where's their loud baby? Goncho taking the brave step in approaching him.

"Que pasa Sapnap, ah? No tienes sueño? Uh, bed?"

Sapnap hugging his knees and shaking his head. No bed. Doesn't Goncho know it's bad??

"Te paso algo? Pesadilla? Malo sueño?"

"...no."

They all kinda perk up hearing sapnap speak, they hear his usual stubbornness in his tone, but he's still oh so quite...Goncho is a little out of his realm here though....He makes his way back to the group and asking if anyone knows what to do?? He'll look at Conter and be like 'You're good with this stuff, right? You can speak his languahe better too.' Spreen will snort and say 'yea right, conter is awful at communication, (i.e. the amount of times they fight over the silliest of this), but Conter will relent and say 'fine fine I'll see what I can do' Spreen already betting Conter's going to make Sapnap cry and scream, and make it everyone else's problem.

But the two are huddled and Conter is speaking so softly barely anyone can hear them. The baby is softly going "mhm" or "no...".

Then the baby is hugging him, weeping. Clinging so tightly as Conter is shushing him and telling him it's alright. That it's fine now, they're all here....

It's Conter leaving with baby Sapni clinging to him, shoving his face into his neck, making their way back to Sapnap's bed. Conter will sleep with Sapnap, assuring him that wven if sapnap wakes up from a bad dream, Conter will still be there. And Sapnap will finally doze off, but never letting go of Conter, sleeping peacefully.

(Spreen mildly annoyed Conter left. There was still organization to be done. Left him for the dumb baby...well at least it'll only be this one time.)

Some significant time passing and Farfa is like hey Conter...................do you mind...um...if I can stay with Sapnap tonight.....? It was....I know you were super busy today! And even though it's your turn to sleep with the kid tonight....well...you deserve a break! And....I could....fill in??

Cinter grinning is like, oh sureeeee. But I wouldn't want you to stress yourself out, I know how much you hated the idea of having the kid around....Conter is just giggling, knowing Farfa has 100% warmed up to Sapnap, loves the lil baby just like the rest of them hehe

Sapnap is SO excited Farfa is having a sleep over with him!! He's been wanting to and has been too scared to ask :( but now farfa is doing it himself yay :D!! Sapnap is gonna make it the best sleepover!!!

[tyttamarzh]

Just some late night thoughts.

For some reason January 21 is a special day in many ways for Missa Cubito…

21 de enero de 2023

Missa death in MCExtremo. In that series he had great character development, at first he was just a scared baby who didn't know the world, everyone had to take care of him, because with the slightest carelessness he would die (literally, they were distracted for a second and Missa looked at an ender and died, because he "did not know what it was"). He spent the first few days very scared, locked up at home, until after dying and reviving due to a bug, he decided that it was time to live that life to the fullest and decided to leave his crib and go out to face danger. He learned to fight being trained by none other than Spreen and Shadoune, learned to water bucket clutch with Rubius and became brave when facing mobs (sometimes recklessly). His new way of approaching life scared Q (it even cost him a life to him to this one) but for Missa it was very effective, because after losing practically 3 lives in 2 days being a scared guy, he managed to survive until day 5 with his brave attitude (even if he survived that day, he was able to reach the final) he was so full of confidence when fighting and decided that now that he was no longer the smallest of the team he was going to protect his friends, especially Q, who was the fearful one of the group now… and that's how he took too many risks and ended up dying, being something very shocking not only for his team but for everyone in the series and for the viewers, really, Twitter was flooded with fanarts and people crying about his death (even Missa said that an aunt called him because she thought something had happened in the real life).

That was very important because before that series almost no one knew Missa Cubito, he was just "the guy who died too quickly in Dedsafio" or "The funny guy who hopefully managed to get too far in siqud craft games". But in those 5 days (5 days of consecutive streams, it was heaven for the missaurios), he won over the internet with the story of his growth and death (Even today people say that the best thing about that series was having the "team vacio legal" and Missa was the heart of that team). I think that was the moment when Missa cubito separated from Missa Youtuber and became her own character.

But that was a sad day, because that day Missa Cubito lost the first family he had found.

This was the moment he died, fighting like a warrior:

January 21, 2024

Llegamos al día de hoy.

Missa wakes up in the QSMP prison and reunites with his family, it was the first time that Missa, Philza and Chayanne were together at the same time since April. Not only that, but he now officially adopts Tallulah as his daughter. Despite the adverse circumstances, his family has finally been reunited and grown (although Missa already considered Tallulah his daughter, now it is official and she calls him dad).

Despite being another universe, Missa is still the kind boy who wins everyone's hearts. Missa behaved politely with the guards, being mannerly when referring to them by saying "please and thank you" and greeting everyone very kindly.

He was very nice with the eggs, even with the ones he didn't know, and he refused to hit Dapper even though he was hitting him, Missa just said: "I'm never going to hit you or do anything to hurt you."

Missa was very happy to spend time with Phil, when he spent a long time losing sight of him, he would ask where he was and look for him.

The moment of the kiss (or the kisses) was something WTF I really didn't think that one day they would kiss and definitely I imagined many scenaries, but in no way I believed it would be that way, but that's what makes it special. They are not an ordinary couple, whether platonic or whatever they called it, whatever they have is special and I guess that was a special way for it to happen. Phil probably would never have dared to ask him to kiss him in another context and that's fine, because it seems like that would be the only way for it to happen (even if they both wanted it, I don't think it would have happened in another context).

It is worth mentioning that the moments of Philza being jealous and him reaffirming that he was married and being loyal to him was something I really didn't expect. After so much time apart, they still have that unique dynamic.

The day in prison was filled with so many things, but I can say that for the first time in a long time, Missa felt fully loved, not only by being with his children and his husband, but also by all those friendly interactions he was with others and that he could not have before on the island, because the first days he was extremely shy and did not separate himself from Roier and the friends he knew and after he only connected sporadically, meeting Foolish, BBH and rarely Philza.

Something curious that Missa Himself mentioned was that the previous times he was with Phil it was more of "ohh I miss you" but they didn't amount to anything more and today he was very happy because they were able to hang out together and do more things bonding with his family.

When he and Chay freed the turtle it was adorable, then the 4 of them doing the tasks, that was a unique moment and he was very happy singing for his family (being so nervous that he forgot the words to his own songs).

His bond with Phil strengthened and they didn't have to do much, that simple moment of the two of them talking about tacos and memes was something very cozy that they needed to do a long time ago. Just as the moment when they took the children for a walk with the llamas was something so sweet for this family that they almost forgot that they were in a prison, because it seemed more like a picnic in the park.

It really was a great advance, probably what happened today will help Missa a lot to grow and leave his self-esteem problems behind. He is important, he is loved and he is useful to his family.

Missa was a trend today, as it was last year, but the big difference is that this was a happy day because somehow, today he got his family back, that big family that he hadn't had in a long time and that he wanted so much and deserved.

The parallel of how he left today:

He is happy, laughing with his husband and children :')

[midnight-stormm]

Idk what sapnap was talking about. Went from not missing the last day of dedsafio to not missing the birth of his first child from his wife or baby mama.

Alright then 😭😭

[karmaduck1]

Titi is a winner as expected from the alien baby.

Now a bit of a harder one

[sketchehm]

"Shadoune with baby Sapnap"

"Spreen with baby Sapnap"

LMAO SO TRUE OH MY GODDDD

[sketchehm]

in my head this is baby dedsafio spreen with baby dedsafio sapnap 😭

PLEASEEEE

"And then I played with Conter :D"

"Can you like. DIE ALREADY?"

" :3 "

[sketchehm]

ik the likelihood of sapnap spending his bday in argentina w team mafia is probably unlikely anymore bc the dates keep changing but i was rewatching the sapnap christmas event vod when they were talking abt him celebrating his bday in argentina and i was like gasp baby sapnaps first bday w the boys!!!!!!

them celebrating the day shadoune found him and he probably doesn’t even know what a bday so he’s just going about his day normally but notices all the guys are acting so ODD? serpias and piru are more cuddly, giving him more cheek kisses than usual? farfa is staying home and not going on some mission?? all the boys are being more doting?? spreen is being NICE?!?!? well at least as nice as he can be w babynap…

he kind of shrugs it off because he has a very important day planned!!! big boy important missions with peele of course (peele just babysitting him while he goes around doing his baby things).

comes back and to the base to all the guys throwing a lil surprise party for him🥺🥺 and everyone’s there!!!! nutria 23, sylvee, the churro!!!!

poor baby still does understand what’s going on even when one of the boys explain. like ur giving me presents because you found me a year ago? why didn’t u just give me presents then???? what do u mean this happens EVERY YEAR?

and it’s all very sweet and fluffy and his cake is shaped like a dedita and nutria 23 does more tricks for him and it’s all so wholesome

AWWW!! Dude I love everything about this TwT

Everyone acting nicer and the baby is just....this is sus...but there is no time to worry about that!! Stop hugging him Serpias!!! He needs to go on his missions with Peele!!!!

I can imagine Spreen acting nice...er....to the baby and Sapnap is like....something is /wrong/. Spreen must be sick D:

He will add it to his list of missions to get something that will make Spreen feel better :D (he will beg peele for deditas, peele will tell him no...)

When its just him and peele wandering around and peele telling him he cant do half his missions(no you cant go fight the giant frogs they will EAT you), it quickly turns to Peele trying to prevent Sapnap from going back to the main part of the base pfft

"Oh let's go to the mountain instead!!"

"No don't wanna >:("

Sapnap constantly asking for various members to play with him, asking for sylvee, ect ect

Peele saying ohh...they're busyy!! Haha.....Sapnap getting increasingly frustrated....no one wants to play with him >:'(!!

WELL! He doesn't need them then!!! :'(

It's a lot of him huffing and puffing around with Peele carrying the various things the baby says are important for his "missions". Usually all the guys are doing something around the base too and he can "help" them or entertain himself like that, but its...just him and peele. It feels empty....

Regardless! He's super busy!! (He's making the ugliest builds known to man)

When he's all tuckered out, Peele will finally say they can go back home! Yay :D!

And when he toddles back, entering and every yelling suprise!!! Confetti everywhere!!!!! :0!!!! What's happening?!?!

The guys are picking him up and throwing him around, cheering him on!! It's his birthday?????

And as he tries to grasp it, he spots all the colorful present boxes and he just wants!! It's his birthday and that means presents!! Make it his birthday every day what the heck?!!

He eats SO much cake, it's him and sylvee running around, nutria 23 is like that clown that's always invited to hispanic bday parties and performing all types of tricks and making the grown ups do silly things for the babies heheh (spreen gifted HIM deditas oh my GOD!)

He's basically knocked out by the end of it. He loves his birthday so much :>

[sketchehm]

Some baby Sapnap au doodles because I had do something for it.

THANK YOU!! THE BABYYYYYY

[sketchehm]

going through the baby dedsafio au tag like a starving man.. you guys have been cooking..

one thing that could be fun? to think about is if you do the math in Minecraft years dedsafio lasted about three and a half years (I think) and sapnap probably played less than the average team mafia try hard which I’ve been thinking in universe was just cause he was napping ^_^ but the years thing I was thinking about cause it means Sapnap’s 8 when everybody dies :( so if there is a time skip he knew them long enough for it to kind of mark him but he was also too young to remember in great details. I don’t know it’s sad I guess D: my poor bb

DUDE. orz

The poor baby :(

I hadn't realized that in mc world Dedsafio would be like 3 and half years, and I wanna say it fits very well with Sapnap growing up a bit before everyone....dies.

It just allows for more room to bond and get really close to everyone, cements the idea that this is his family of like 12 fathers lmao

Them celebrating his birthday(the day they found him) and him getting so many presents!

And then he turns 9 and there isn't a single one. It isn't until basically the end of the day that Sylvee was able to get him a lil something. A photograph of him as a baby with all of the guys together (thinking of when they always took screenshots at the end of the day) They're all smiling and having fun, Sapnap can't remember when this was or how sylvee managed to track it down (they're not allowed to leave the mountain anymore)

It's tragic. And it gets him crying. Telling sylvee he's not a baby anymore as he's hugging her. She didn't say anything to prompt him saying that, but she continues to hug him.

Sapnap will find an old weapon of Daarick's and gift it to sylvee for her bday(since she remembered hers and it isn't on the same day as Sapnap.) Sylvee will also be weepy. They stick together and reminisce. A couple of kids missing their families.

I welcome this angst whole heartedly

[sketchehm]

baby dedsafio sapnap getting sick and they notice cause his throat hurts so he doesnt talk much and they all get super worried like D: why's it so quiet today. what's wrong. and its just a cold but theyre very mother hen-y over it

except ofc spreen is like what if that goblin gets me sick? so he leaves the base to "go do missions" but everyone can tell why hes actually leaving.. then he comes back everyone is fine sapnap is way better but hes reallyyyyyyyy sick 😭😭 worse he's the only one that gets sick. karma

Spreen finally coming back home after Sapnap is feeling better but he himself is sick pffft

The guys all poke fun at him but Sapnap instantly recognizing being sick sucked....Spreen was doing all those missions and now he's sick D:!!

He's tugging at Spreen's pants to get his attention and Spreen is so annoyed and sick and is like, oh god now the demon spawn is gonna make fun of me too >:/

And it's just baby sapnap going "Cama! Cama!! :0!!" Cause he had to be in bed when he was sick TwT Spreen being lead by the baby to go to bed to get some rest

It's lil baby Sapnap getting everyone to help Spreen too, like they did with him TwT Telling Spreen he needs to drink alllll his sopa con limón to feel better hehe I can imagine baby sapnap trying to feed Spreen cause maybe it was shadoune or serpias or farfa spoon feeding Sapnap his soup. Sapnap going "Spreen, ahhhhh!" Trying to get him to eat and Spreen is only going along cause all the guys are like 'you better not be mean now this is your karma' pffft (lots of funny(blackmail) pictures are taken during this.)

Don't worry Spreen! Baby Sapnap will stay with you while your sick and not leave you alone at all :^D

[sketchehm]

The nutrias are all running around helping baby sapnap with understanding things. Sapnap being around their height is also very adorable to think about.

Sylvee being the same age as she is now or also 5 would be funny either way. She's also from the nether, but sapnap's accents better because he's learning so young. Conter making fun of her by saying the 5 year old is better at speaking it than she is. Although her being 5 would also be cute. I can just imagine baby sylvee yelling "equipo, equipo!" at a very confused aquino like when they first met.

Really funny to think about Sylvee was just a smarter 5yr old so she's more advanced speaking wise in the netherborn language but that just made it harder for her matching the spanish accent pfft (but she picked up spanish quick!!)

Sapnap just being a spoiled 5yr old cause he's with Team Mafia, of course he's the smartest boy, of course he's better than sylvee that's what all the guys always tell him!!! Look at how many curse words he can say!!

The nutrias babysitting both sylvee and sapnap while the teams are off completing missions like a lil daycare orz (if the team members don't manage to sneak them out so they can tag along heheh)

[sketchehm]

Do you remember the one time Sapnap got super close to dying I think to a frog? and he freaked out and then all of team mafia freaked out as well? Like they all panicked and then came to check on him afterward 😭

What’s your take on that in the baby dedsafio au?

So I HAVE imagined a very Silly and Unserious moment of Baby Sapnap being gobbled up by a giant frog in front of guys while they were trying to teach him Important Survival Skills. It's all of them scrambling and screaming for Sapnap and trying to catch the frog which has suddenly decided it's a great time to run away pfft it's baby sapnap scream laughing in the tummy of the frog though, he thinks its really fun!!

"SAPNI ITLL BE OKAY WE'LL SAVE YOU DONT CRY!!!"

Sapnap: *scream laughing in utter joy*

"OH GOD HE'S SCREAMING IN FEAR"

Baby Sapnap thinks he is fine! (He is not technically but he has main character energy)

[sketchehm]

omg thinking about team mafia teaching baby sapnap how to read.. it’s mostly thanks to shadoune and peele and the other nutrias cause they lowkey suck (ik spreenter are dyslexic for example so i feel like they’d try to idk stay away. But also encourage sapnap. But also they have difficulty reading and writing 😭 so it’s complex)

Omg I didn't know they were dyslexic!

It's baby sapnap coming up to them for help with the reading homework that peele assigned and all 3 of them are like.....hm..... (reminds me of my dad trying to help me with math and was also having trouble heh)

It's not necessarily that spreen or conter are learning with Sapnap, but to the baby, it does feel like they're all figuring this out together :3! And Sapnap is helping them at some point... and is right too!!! It gives him confidence :D!!

Until it's a particular difficult assignment and peele is like....who helped you?

"Spreen and Conter :D!!"

"Oh. Ok..."

Anyways they all try their best with his education hehe

[sketchehm]

Omg I love what you and the other anon are making with the baby dedsafio au. Seeing the mafia members meet with grown up sapnap after being gone breaks my heart and fills my heart with happiness. I've been a bit busy recently, so I haven't been sending many asks for baby dedsafio lol. Also, I'm still making up my blue team list of stuff, which I'm just going back and forth on different ways I want the au to play out. Red team's much less plot heavy so they're always easy lmao

Baby sapnap being all grown, and I just the shadoune being called "papi" is just good stuff. I also think it'll be a bit of a shock to see sapni all grown up. The thought of their baby growing up without them probably breaks their hearts a little, but of course, they're proud of their little hijo.

I also think it would be very funny if they have sparring matches after after everyone is healed and Sapnap is better than basically everyone at pvp except for spreen and Farfadox. (Shadoune is totally not a bit salty his baby is better at fighting than he is now.) I think him and spreen are basically evenly matched and possibly farfa, but I think his hero admiration of Farfa might get in the way. Shadoune might even get a bit insecure about it, but Sapnap's first choice for comfort is shadoune especially when they first come back. Just like when he was a baby, Shadoune will always be his comfort person, and that does make Shadoune feel a bit smug. Plus, the others are totally not jealous about it. Especially farfa, why would he care about that? (He still gets the sparkly eyes of admiration from sapnap even when he's grown, so he's content with being the cool one.)

Also, I'm deciding if I want them to stay the same age because I do think it would be funny as hell if by the time they get back sapnap is older than Goncho now. It's just a funny thought, but I'd still probably have goncho still be a little bit older than sapnap in the timeskip. (If he's older than coldi now, sapnap's never letting him live it down. Even if he's older now sapnap still acts like an annoying younger brother, and coldi will never admit how weird it is that sapnap isn't just a loud small baby anymore.)

I got to watch just the first season of rvb so far but I'm excited as hell for whatever else ya cooking heheh (no worries about lack of baby asks :3 I gots no lack of love for it <3)

ANYWAYS.

I'm imagining this man just SOBBING on shadounes shoulder and the rest of the guys are just....awkwardly standing there like....um.....

Sapnap finally calming down and it's Spreen leaving over to Conter asking 'who the fuck is this idiot'

Sapnap overhears and goes "soy sus jijo..." (no one EVER correcting him on how to say hijo)

And all of them collectively, "......SAPNI????"

Spreen's brain going into overdrive. You can see him imagining this loud cry scream-y devil spawn baby -> grown guy but a crybaby....there's smoke coming out of his noggin trying to process...

All of them getting to know Sapnap again. Finding out what happened to them, how Sapnap trained his entire life to avenge them, his /age/!?!? (Goncho is NOT pleased to be almost surpassed in age!!)

It is. Awkward! For a little.....The team really realizing they /failed/ in their mission and left their baby all alone. Had to grow up without them.....had to grown up in a world they tried so hard to make a better place for him.....Had to train and dedicated his life to something they never wanted him to do....

Sapnap can understand why they're upset....BUT BUT BUT!! He's going like "whattt so you never wanted to teach me to fight properly???" It causes the guys to laugh, making fun of him saying he could barely lift up a sword, they rarely ever imagined him fighting properly! Reminiscing how silly their baby was trying to chase them around and pretending he was fighting with them (causing them to probably age 10 years everytime Sapnap did run into an actual mob.....)

Sapnap now is trying to prove he's an excellent warrior now!! Fight him >:0!!! (Yep....he's still the same loud scream-y Sapni....)

All of them one by one going to 1v1 him and realizing like...holy fuck he's good???? (Farfa is so proud of his son *wipes teardrop*) The ego Sapnap gets though :^) Insurmountable. Spreen constantly asking for a fight because it keeps ending too close(Spreen KNOWS he's better than Farfa, so why did Farfa beat Sapnap so cleanly and Spreen is struggling???). Shadoune sitting, head in hands, can't believe his precious baby beat the shit out of him....

(Sapnap is off to go fight Coldi, his ego is so high right now. Just to get his ass beat by this clearly younger than him now guy. Sapnap clearly needed to be humbled by Coldi pfft Sapnap whining about it and it amuses Coldi how Sapnap is still Sapnap heh)

When there are quiet moments with them again. Sapnap naturally going over to Shadoune and falling asleep sitting next to him, leaning on his shoulder. It's very soft. It gets them all cooing over Sapnap. He's still their baby :>

We're adding a pinch of angst in this now though. (It's obligatory).

I imagine the guys getting back on their feet, Sapnap helping them get gear back and everything. A very good re-bonding moment! (And sapnap can actually help now!)

They have noticed Sapnap has some......odd quirks though. He's always with them. Always making sure he knows where they all are....Always making sure they have enough golden apples and that mobs don't come threaten them...always trying to make sure every area is safe....

He has some...pretty bad night terrors as well...It's almost every night he's screaming awake. Shadoune is hugging him during those nights, he calms down almost instsntly as soon as he hears Shadoune's voice. Reminded of when Sapnap was tiny....

But besides that, things have been going smoothly!!

Until it's realized the guys are gonna head out to adventure! Just to relearn the world and maybe visit some of the old abandoned dungeons!

Sapnap has to stay home and help out with some things though...and it makes him nervous. Anxious. They're leaving. Like...on a mission. They're going on a mission....They're leaving him to go on a mission.............

It's not until it's farfa and shadoune trying to get Sapnap to breathe that the guys are beginning to realize how /bad/ it really was for Sapnap. Sapnap has never admitted to them how it was. Growing up alone basically. Feeling abandoned almost, probably, most likely... His greatest fear being truly alone. Through stuttering words, barely able to catch his breathe, he's begging them to stay. Don't go. Don't /leave/ him.

The won't. They won't leave him ever again, they promise.

[sketchehm]

in these trying times…thinking abt team mafia defending babynap from other ppl w being called “too loud” or “annoying” just like they did back during HoN.

i’d like to think that in the mafia au sapnaps is more timid given he was always with dream who was able speak for him. but babynap was raised in the team mafia base. social anxiety fears that household - and so he learns and is even encouraged to be more wild.

i think he’d be more shy and nervous at first with all the new faces and voices but obviously ends up warming to them all and even becomes very familiar with all the other residents of the server. which means this little terror is comfortable enough to be his usual menace self and go around causing mayhem (alongside sylvee when he can manage to convince her).

all in all everyone takes it all in good fun, they’re just kids after all, and they’ve never minded a bit of trolling. but there’ll be an occasional comment tossed out there, maybe someone talking abt how “obnoxious” and “annoying” and “loud” he is being. and the mafia hear and are all like

🤺🤺that’s OUR obnoxious loud baby stfu🤺🤺

That's their baby that they're raising to be the LOUDEST ever! It's part of their parenting guide!!!

I have many a toddler cousins that just. Scream. And I KNOW Sapnap is one of those babies that would just. Scream. He needs his voice heard ALWAYS.

Baby sylvee is like aww....I'm out of apple slices... :(....oh well! And baby Sapnap will see this and go >:0!!!! The loudest WHAT?! SYLVEE NEED MORE MANZANAS!!! SYLVEE WANT... uh.....MÁS...? MANZANAS!!!

He's screaming for deditas anytime hes at the casino with Spreen and he'll only put up with it cause hes not the only one Sapnap will demand more deditas from. And sapnap /gets/ more. Which Spreen very much likes.

I imagine Coldi (while younger than sapnap irl, he is Older:tm: than Sapnap here) and is like omg shut up!!! And the Mafia will give him the stink eye Once before Coldi starts playing nice with the loud obnoxious baby pffft

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Sooooo for the baby au, I was thinking about I was thinking about other headcanons for others that haven't been fleshed out. I was thinking about piru, for example. Piru, I feel like was a bit more standoffish at the beginning, but was similar to cris in the fact that he would teach sapnap random stuff that made himself laugh. Then he would be watching him on the occasion, and he would just do cute things like trying to show off his Spanish, and every other word would be wrong. He says it with a lot of confidence, which piru finds adorable. Also, trying to show off his fire powers and just making a little flame, and being so proud. He made it so much bigger than last time!

One time, the base gets a raid. It's only piru and sapnap there, and Piru is trying to section off the monsters so he can beat them while trying to keep sapnap safe. He takes a lot of damage and runs out of golden apples, but sapnap realizes when he hears the word "manzana" what's wrong. Then he goes into shadoune's chest since he always has extra everything. He then is able to bring piru a few, and while sapnap tries to throw it to him, they all kinda just fall to the ground. It did help that they were all there even if they were just on the ground. So piru picks up sapnap, and then the apples and makes sure to put sapnap somewhere safe while getting chased by a couple of ghosts since they aren't blocked by the outside barrier. He's telling. Sapnap that he need to go inside and make sure to get to the underground. Not before sapnap tries to convince him while their running that he can totally flame blast them, but it just kinda fizzles as soon as it leaves his hand. After that, sapnap hangs his head and races down the stairs. Piru then ends the ghosts before they can even try and phase down through the ground to get the netherborn down below.

With the 5 apples sapnap brought (he was proud, he carried so many), Piru was just able to get through last of the horde without worrying about wasting a totem. He tells sapnap that he's very brave, and that he helped him a lot that day. Piru does explain to Sapnap he needs to worry about himself more, and that going out there with all the monsters is very dangerous. (He is pretty happy that he didn't have to waste a totem on a simple raid though he knows he'd get a good amount of shit for it.) It does help endear Piru considering he kinda just saw sapnap as an annoying kid who was fun to tease. He can be really sweet when he wants to be.

"I thought about my apple slices, but shadoune told me that you guys need more than one slice to get super powered."

He even thought about giving up his snack that he tries to horde because hey golden apple slices are good, and the mafia isn't above take a couple of slices from him. (It's mostly spreen and cris)

After that, Piru starts calling him sapni, all the time because he gets embarrassed by the nickname. Also, it's just a cute nickname, and he it's funny bringing him into a hug and just going "sappppppniiii." Sapnap loves affection, but knows he's get teased with that cutsey nickname, and gets all indignant at first. (He likes it more whenever everyone starts calling him that, and he feels more like a part of the mafia. Everyone likes giving each other cutesy nicknames to make fun, but it still shows they see you as one of them.) I like seeing piru as like a doting big brother kind of dynamic, or maybe an uncle. Either way, he's definitely not parental like some others, but he does love messing around and teasing little sapni.

(I also totally took that sapnap giving piru golden apples from one of the dungeons. Sapnap gave Piru a good amount of apples, and it helped him out and saved him from wasting totems. It was the second one, I believe. Anyway, it's just a dumb little thing, and I hope to get think of other stuff later. Hope your day is going well!)

So I wanna say I read this and didn't want to share, I just wanted to keep it for myself TwT

(I've actually got a few asks that I wanna be selfish with cause I love them so much, but they all shall be answered soon enough!!)

I don't have much to add besides adoring baby Sapnap running as fast as he can with all those apples orz The imagery is so cute!!! Piru just scooping him up and it's them two running and screaming (piru out of fear and sapnap out of excitement)

Piru shoving an apple in his mouth and Sapnap remembering his lessons of having to chew before you swallow or you can choke! Telling Piru Nooo!! Slow, des-despa.......SLOW!!

Sapnap finally scurrying off to hide in the basement, hearing all ghosts and not liking them anymore >:'( they were silly at first but Piru was getting hurt!! They're mean >:(((!!!

The aftermath of Piru just in love with the baby. Always tossing him in the air and getting the craziest cute aggression for his Sapni. Sapnap being bombarded not only by Serpias, but now Piru too with all the cooing and kissing and cheek squeezes....He's a big boy!!! He can fight!! Not a cute baby!!! >:(!!!

(Unless there's something he thinks he can get away with, then he's the cutest baby, please give him more manzanas and deditas :3)