#baby baby ouppy girl

[almond-tofu-chan]

this is me btw if you even care,,,,

[thegoatboy]

UOPPY

[meowymeowzers]

have a mayor

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[modperseus]

fUucking

LOOK AR MY DOG NOW!!

[flo-zoinks]

what would the gang do if you came back with like a wolf pup. The ouppy.. (directed at John)

I'm a little bit confused what is directed at John LMFAO but sure

HOW EACH RDR2 GANG MEMBER WOULD REACT TO A PUPPY IN CAMP BEING BROUGHT (MY OPINION)

Arthur - RELENTLESSLY mocks John with the wolf. Says like "uh oh don't let the puppy catch you Johnny can't let the other eye go" or "careful he's gonna get you John quick hide from the puppy and shout out for 2 days like a helpless boy"

Dutch - wants to teach the wolf to attack on site (on his opps only) because he thinks it's cool as hell to have a wolf pet - so he insists on keeping the puppy

John - makes comments on how that thing is gonna be a beast grown up, bringing up his injuries OFTEN. Wants them to go outside and shoot the puppy (he won't say that). Instead just gives it evils and talks to the wolfie with like insults in passing. (Bro it's a baby dog). Assumes it's never leaving after Jack finds it so now has to angrily make peace with it

Hosea - calls you a stupid idiot for thinking you can try and tame a wolf. Then reconsiders thinking of how good it would be at hunting with him, yet he's still reluctant to have to feed a wolf now along with the rest of the gang. Dutch calls him an overthinking old lady

Abigail - "No! Absolutely not! We are not having a WOLF in our camp, near my son!" Demands you take it outside, and keeps Jack away from it knowing he will get attached

Jack - gets attached to the wolf IMMEDIATELY. Tries to introduce it to Cain, and says the puppy is Cain's brother come to visit

Mary-Beth - thinks the puppy is so cute, but shes quite scared of it. So she just watches the puppy from far away and gushes on how cute it is to the other girls

Tilly - thinks you're stupid for bringing in a living wolf to camp, and refuses to get close to it. Agrees with Mary-Beth a litte, but still thinks it needs to go. One day Javier holds the wolf to make sure it won't run free so she and Mary-Beth can see it up close without getting nervous it will attack them. Tilly strokes the puppy, but Mary-B is still too nervous

Karen - if it's not violent, she's one of the first to go up to it. Like most people thinks it's a silly thing to bring to camp, but she trusts the puppy won't do shit. Strokes little wolf puppy sometimes in passing and rants to it like it's a person when drunk.

Grimshaw - MAD. "Get that thing out of here! It is a dangerous animal you fool, and, SO dirty!!". She refuses to talk to you, or Dutch, until you do something about it. Gets mad at Karen for not keeping her distance from it, telling her off too

Reverend - Terrified, of a wolf puppy. Scrambles up and sobers QUICKLY to plea to Dutch to do something about it. If it grows to be a tame wolf in camp he uses it to make speeches at camp on how all animals are made from God, so no matter how they look they can be taught love, later cries drunk wondering why he'd let a wolf be redeemed but not him

Micah - secretly slightly jealous of how quickly people seem to be okay with a literal WOLF PUPPY in their camp but not him. Then in public by the fire rambles that this wolf is a weak-minded loser, to fall against his animal instincts to become an even more subservient animal then Cain "or Swanson" as he says.

Strauss - packs up his stuff and LEAVES in fear. Arthur doesn't care much, neither do some men but Dutch reminds him that Strauss is still apart of their family (he brings in a lot of money), so they insist he comes back. When he does, his desk is now situated furthest from where that wolf lies and bought a sheet over his bed roll so he can't be attacked at night

Pearson - nicknames him and wolf as the two wild animals- the wolf and the tiger. Secretly feeds it meat they have from Charles or Arthur, but when caught lies and says how dare someone accuse him, who's been in the navy and had to survive off bare rations, of sharing.

Sadie - "what the hell are you thinking bringing a WILD animal to camp? Are you slow?!" Mostly just angry, but eventually the two grow secretly quite fond of each other (she denies it), as they go hunting together.

Charles - insists it must be free, as its not it's natural environment. Perhaps the only one worried that the wolf shouldn't be tamed as they don't live in human societies, and says its cruel to keep it away from where it should be. Storms off from everyone else to grumble in the corner when they ignore him

Javier - hes not worried about it, mostly just curious as to why you would bring such a thing. Also jokes to John not to get to close to it, but its received as a lot more friendly banter than Arthur that could be interpreted as him just being an outright dick. Actually grows to like it if it stays, however he's strict that it can't touch his stuff or clothes

Sean - he has a story about how his Da tamed a wolf once. Quite confident around it, one of the first to be openly not nervy around it, and the others call him a fool for doing that. If it stays Sean often plays with the wolf, and when going out brings home big meat for it

Lenny - A bit like Charles, he says its foolish to try and bring home a wolf that should be out in the wild, but says that trying to tame or whatever it's here for, would be a waste of time. Hosea convinces him to try a little however, and he does quite like the wolf if it stays, yet his stance on it remains clear

Molly - Shouts to Dutch to get rid of it, huffs angrily and then when someone brings it closer she shrieks and hides in the camp. In secret, she reluctantly asks Miss Grimshaw if she could please ask Dutch to do something about it, embarrassed that he ignores her. Susan actually feels bad and understands, but says she's got to get over it now as it seems it won't leave. (I love Molly sm)

Kieran - jittery around it, doesn't want to go close to the wolf, saying he prefers the company of horses (he speaks of horses for a good 5 minutes) then that of a literal wolf. Sean tries to scare him with the wolf, and so does Bill. They laugh at his reaction of fear

Trelawny - yeah when he leaves camp (the next day) this time he makes a point not to return for a GOOD while. When he gets asked if he was just afraid, he mocks them and says what a silly thought that was

Bill - immediately bonds with the puppy, it's now his best friend. Whilst Jack has Cain, the wolf will nearly always be found next to Bill. The two play often in the corner of camp as Bill play-fights with the wolf. If anyone wants to get rid of it he is the FIRST to defend the Wolf's place, even saying he can be the some carer for it. Micah aggravates the dog to be violet after this, so Hosea has a massive go at Bill as an excuse, telling him if he wants this responsibility he needs to actually do shit

Uncle - "yeah back in my day, I could fight maybe 50-60 of these in a forest. I did it once, with a fellow, we took on too many to count!! I say the other fellow, he was a- (ramble ramble ramble), but you know the old Lumbago, not at my prime anymore." Nobody really asked though

I gotta start posting other things then HCs (I enjoy it still)! Thanks for the ask!!! What do you think?❤

[himejoshiba]

girl, little girl, baby girl, sweetheart girl, sweetie pie, little baby, baby boy, puppy duppy, cuppy dog, ouppy dog, boopy doop, beauty queen, angel girl

[dersitesans]

Severance I/O Cut part 3

i think estrogen would solve all Mark's problems

new hire lady is Not having a good time down there, is she? (interested to see what's happening in the other cut)

definitely missing a lot of the story happening Inside, but it's hard for me to tell what part of allonsybadwolf's cut and what's in the original show. The confusion adds to the mystery & anticipation though!

the hell kind of a name is Ricken

"Lumon might be up to something" NO. WHAT. I'M SHOCKED. (sarcastic suprised pikachu face)

the Mrs. Selvig mystery deepens (Petey's implant in a little stalker necklace? why does she sleep in a old hospital bed. Who are the dolls (bald, beard, grey hair- the founder? and Miles O'Brien))

is Grainer her first name? or code name? ("found the signature from the console they used to hack the chip" sci fi ass lingo)

HANG ON. Looking at the Lumon shrine: 🅱️ENEVOLENCE, PROBITY, WILES, "You are my mouth and (hands?), newspaper articles, old timey photograph of founder?, Sims 2 graphics face, bundle of lavender(?), blue tube thing?, hospital ID bracelet (new baby?), School for Girls cert for (Ha)rmony Cobel, tea stained letter, other certificates, blue ribbon, carnival ticket, paper mache masks: ram, jester, Doug Jones Pale Man, anguished Guy,, heart trinket dish?, mini bust, trophy, little bottles, fire hazard candles [I am shaking every member of the Props Department by the hand and congratulating them on a job well done]

nice transition between the dark of the shrine to our Mark's basement

i don't think anyone else lives in this shitty neighborhood, what a waste of resources (even if it's just façades) Why is our Mark so important to get special treatment?

rich people are just Like That (i'm glad they can say fuck in this show)

Mark honey you must have punched someone (and you need to MOISTURIZE. it's WINTER)

oh he's starting to drink water! good for him

what About the Camping Trip, Mark 👁👁

is she using fucking SAFARI (what YEAR is this??)

they had to hire some real kids to pose for these "family photos" huh

Lumon donated to this senator guy's campaign on Severance Is Good, Actually (this is my surprised face 😐)

awww shit Mrs. Selvig with the baby

WHO is this HANDSOME MAN 👀‼️ (and why is the Onboarding guy there)

punk concert awesome

who's this wrinkly old fuck with the square head (looking for Ragabi? idk something about a campus and maintence)

ONE KISS and then they're in bed together?? absolutely baffling

(sounds of a brutal pipe murder) she should be on a horror podcast

noooo not the lesbian boots

fumbling the hottest woman in town, classic disaster wlw move

like they're not going to go through your trash dumbass??

is that doll one of the "for real" ones made for people who have lost a baby? the detail is wild

i sure hope the sister is suspicious of Mrs. Selvig by now

blue and red flannel shirt spotted

babygirl you are manic when ur drunk pls go back to the water

IRVING

he has a ouppy and paints spooky paintings of The Elevator with the goopiest oil i have ever seen

how many times has he mixed up his coffee with paint water

the music cuts help me guess when there's stuff i'm not getting in this part of the story

what's Mrs. Selvig mad about

crisis of faith?

blue tube medical ID tag: Charlotte Cobel, DOB 3-17-44 (hers?)

...what "shop" does Mrs. Selvig work at

very neat using the transition audio glitch noise to flash between characters

"directed by Ben Stiller" like a pie to the face

[theuniverseawakens347]

jalessa you gon throw Jaden ps5 on the ground and say “ it’s okay I’m getting him a new one for Christ a he loves it so much” … it’s 3 weeks til Christmas … BUT WHY YOU GOTTA DESTROY THE SHIT THAT BRING EM HAPPINESS… EVEN IF YOU REPLACING IT. - U A SPOILED FUCKING BRAT N DO ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION - India love go bigger on the bbl cause Ron liked the picture ATTENTION SEEKING TELL ME IM CUTE NO MATTER WHAT I DO .. cause that man actually loved you - U GOT DADDY N MOMMY ISSUES .. YOU A AJA MILES USE MENTAL ISSUES AS A WOE TO CODDLE YO SHORT COMINGS THEN BABY VOICE THE CUTE OUPPY EYES AND FLAUNT THE MONEY TO REPLACE W THE SAME OR BIGGER.. - “ see baby I got you even when I joke too hard” … no ur a sociopath serial killer in the making .. Jeffrey dormer - you have no one who care bout you but me ima kill you and say it’s for play - lil preschool elementary boy crush.. Kai that lil bad ass boy why he break that girl phone on that shirt - YouTube you pointless teaching the youth NOTHING too good w these new era “goofy” freeload “comedy” kids.. yal just showing you got mental issues and lacked a proper discipline when growing up - mom n dad tried got tired but the money hit so they grown they’ll find out the hard way BUT PAY MY BILL BUY ME SOMETHINGNNICE OKAY POOKIE MOMMY LOVES YOU 🤢🥴🤮