#baby McChicken face is officially an insult :3

[drv3imagines]

Maybe we will, would you be happy if we did? Well here ya go :3. I’ll even write ya an intro just cuz. (Throw me into the void because gosh golly this is a long post)

Okay. You can totally handle this game. You were not a baby McChicken face or whatever nonsense Miu was spouting. So in order to keep your sense of dignity, you were going to play or else forever live with that degrading name. As you took up your spot in the circle of shame and regret, your crush did too. What were the horrible odds that you and him would be in the other room together as the bottle spun around and around finally slowing down to…crap… 

Rantaro Amami 

* Hoo boy is he pleased. 

* His outside reaction is pretty calm, but internally he is trying to calculate the best way possible for your experience to be a memorable one. 

* While he’s mapping out his master plan, he notices you’re a bit shaky on the way to the other room. 

* Okay, he couldn’t be that bad could he? Well… there was one other possibility. 

* Your shyness. The class was very much aware of how shy you were and this situation probably wasn’t going to make it better. Maybe he should– 

* “A-Amami?“ 

* Oh wait, that’s right. How much time did he waste trying to figure out stuff? 

* After his first attempt in calming you goes terribly and you back away thinking he was trying to make a move, he figures it’s time to abandon calculation and deal with this situation instinctively. 

* So he did what he does best. Chill out. 

* The enclosed space was perfect too, without any distractions or certain classmates making things awkward. 

* By the end of your seven minutes, you don’t wanna leave, this guy is like an expert at making anyone feel welcome and relaxed. 

* You still can’t believe you spent seven whole minutes alone with your crush! How cool! 

Korekiyo Shinguuji 

* It was the perfect opportunity for him to watch the beauty of humanity unfold in such a provocative game. 

* How would a not so ordinary high school student react to being subjected to isolation with another individual at random? 

* True beauty would be unveiled as they returned and questioning would ensue for sure. (Korekiyo that’s not how this works…) 

* But when he realized you were the one he would be paired with he couldn’t help but to feel more pleased about this whole thing. 

* He was aware of your shyness, so how he would be able to coax you into performing well under pressure would all depend on his methodology. How riveting~ 

* However the task proved to be harder than he first thought. 

* It was quiet. Almost painfully quiet due to the heavy atmosphere, but he had a plan. 

* If he wanted you to perform for his study he was going to have to act first. 

* “Reader-san, did you know that shyness is simply a byproduct of the world around us and that it is simply the mind defending itself from endless improbable outcomes?" 

* …okay? 

* "I am aware that you are worried that our time in here may cause you a life time of endless embarrassment. But I believe that you should merely focus on what is necessary for you. Allow the world to be a byproduct of what you are, wonderfully and beautifully made. And if you can remember that all of the pressure you feel will subside." 

* Yeah, but how? 

* "By first allowing yourself to be fully immersed in what makes you you. In other words, as it is most commonly stated, be yourself. But I suppose if you absolutely need the approval of others to let that happen, I will be your first patron, simply because I appreciate the beauty of who you are…" 

* How sweet– 

* 7 minutes over. 

* Okay, so you didn’t really get far, but now you feel a bit more confident, especially since you know Korekiyo is going to support you! 

Kaito Momota 

* Dreams really do come true~ And with such a cute partner! 

* Kaito was over the moon (Mod Tojo: /shot). 

* You, on the other hand, were a train wreck. 

* There was no way you could go through this, even the name calling that would result from backing out didn’t seem so bad at the moment. 

* That is…until you actually became isolated with Kaito. 

* "Hey, Reader, how does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?" 

* What could have sparked this? Was he trying to apologize to you somehow? Maybe you were overthinking the situation…he hadn’t done anything that needed an apology. If anything– 

* "He Apollo-gises!" 

* Then he just kind of cracks up at his own terrible joke. 

* You kind of just stand there like…where did this guy come from? 

* He doesn’t even take notice of your confusion before going on to another bad joke. 

* "Oh, but this one’s a really good one! Okay, so one day Jupiter comes down to Earth and helps these two criminals plan a bank robbery. Anyway, they both got caught and after the judge sentenced the two earthlings to fifteen years behind bars, Jupiter was a bit shocked to get arrested and handed a ten year stretch himself. And he says ‘But your honor. I didn’t even take part in the robbery!’ And the judge then says–this is the hilarious part!– ‘Yes, but you did help them Planet!’” (Mod Tojo: /shot) 

* That one earned him a small chuckle at least. But more at the fact that you two were playing Seven Minutes, and here he was telling really bad jokes. 

* This continued for the rest of the time until you were laughing so hard you started to cry. 

* You were pretty nervous at the start, but Kaito made the experience much more enjoyable. 

Kokichi Ouma 

* “Oooohhh, Reader-chan~ looks like we’re going to be alone together with seven whole minutes!~ Better make them count, right?~ >:3c" 

* What could be better than spending seven minutes with this cute, adorable, dictator who was determined to tease you into the next lifetime? Oh, right the sweet release of death itself. 

* But remembering the name-calling you’d get from Miu and Ouma if you chickened out seemed to be your motive to follow the guy to the next room over. 

* As soon as the door shut and the timer started, he’s already invading your personal space leaning very close to your ear. 

* "Awww is Reader-chan getting nervous because the great Ouma has graced their presence? Don’t worry~ I know exactly how we should spend the rest of our 6 minutes~" 

* You’re starting to get worried, but as soon as he says it he doesn’t make any more strange advances, in fact, he backed off completely. 

* He’s still wearing that sly smirk of his, when you realize exactly what he was doing. 

* As Ouma picks up a chair, he looks to you expectingly. "Well are you gonna help me set up for our big prank or are you just gonna stand there with a red face?" 

* … 

* Let’s just say when Rantaro came in to let you two know time was up…he was not exactly pleased with Ouma’s little surprise for him. 

Shuuichi Saihara 

* Was this really a good idea? 

* Two shy kids playing a make-out game. Honestly, the results would be boring, so no one really expected much, rather it would be disappointing even. 

* Well, that’s what everyone else thinks. 

* Shuuichi didn’t want you to be disappointed in his lack of skills, but there was no way he could kiss you! What if you didn’t even like him? But you were shy too! But that doesn’t mean shy people don’t find others boring? 

* He’s so lost in thought he doesn’t even hear the first time you stutter his name. 

* "S-Saihara-kun!" 

* Oh no! Does that mean you actually want to do something? 

* He starts to apologize, but then he’s spouting out a bunch of different apologies about how he’s boring and you were better off having a different partner to be paired in this game with. 

* "A-actually…I don’t mind…um…" 

* You kind of trail off, leaving him somewhat relieved. 

* So you didn’t hate him…there was still a possibility…even a slight chance that maybe he could start a friendship– whoa there Shuuichi don’t get too ahead of yourself. 

* With the little reassurance you’ve given him, he starts off an awkward conversation hoping you’d play along until time ran out. That way you wouldn’t be bored with him. 

* And he was right, the two of you have good chemistry and found out you have a lot in common, like being really shy… 

* When time is up, the two of you don’t stop your conversation there and it would appear that you two are even friends. 

Kiibo 

* Let’s be honest here, robo-boi (roboi, Mod Tojo: /shot) hasn’t the slightest clue of what is happening. When the bottle is aimed at him, he calmly gets up and copies the pattern he watched his other classmates had done many times before. 

* He was curious about your actions though. 

* Why were you shaking as if you were cold? Were you cold? 

* "Are you cold Reader-san? I am able to generate from my body and service you as a reliable heat source!” (so precious) 

* Um not really… 

* “Ah, I see. Then should I begin the process of messing with your hair? I noticed some of our other classmates having disheveled looks, and because I do not wear clothing, I propose we should have your appearance reflect them as well." 

* Wh-what???? 

* Kiibo has anyone explained this game to you? 

* His expression goes blank for a second and his antenna ahoge kind does this weird movement before he goes completely red and he’s hiding his face. 

* "I apologize if my actions were inappropriate! I wanted to ensure full participation." 

* Aw, poor guy just wanted to play along. 

* Of course, you weren’t going to suggest making out or whatever else your classmates did in here, but you decided it would be somewhat safe to just talk…to your crush…*gulp* but Kiibo needs you right now! 

* It’s really awkward but you finally decide to ask a generic question, which gets him to shyly start talking more about the topic you chose. 

* Soon enough the time wound down, and the two of you were booted from the room. 

* "I am glad to have experienced this with you, Reader-san. Perhaps the next time we engage in this activity I will be better prepared." 

* Yeah…perhaps… 

Gonta Gokuhara 

* Another clueless boi. 

* But he acts as a gentleman and helps you to your feet as you are led off to the next room over. 

* Once settled, you curl up into a ball on the floor, trying to make yourself as invisible to him as possible. 

* Obviously that doesn’t work, however, you were not expecting him to ask: 

* "Is Reader trying to be a centipede? Can Gonta try too?" 

* …what? 

* "Oh, sorry? Gonta noticed you were rolled up on the floor and he though you were trying to be a centipede." 

* But aren’t rollie pollie ollie bug the ones that roll up? 

* "Oh, Gonta knows that one, but they aren’t really bugs." 

* Really? 

* He spends the rest of the time educating you on the differences between certain insects and those that can be mistaken and are actually something else. 

* Like the rollie pollie. It’s actually a crustacean, kinda like a crab… (Mod Tojo: yeah I don’t get it either) 

* This discussion draws out until Kaede comes in to check on you. 

* And just as he had before you two entered the room, he assists you off the floor and leads you out of the room. 

Ryoma Hoshi 

* How did he get sucked into this game to begin with? 

* Who plays a game with a murderer??? 

* He isn’t complaining about it aloud, but he’s annoyed and worried that…that, that right there! He would somehow get paired with someone! 

* For seven whole minutes he was going to have to confront the shame of being a criminal locked in the room with an innocent student. 

* He wasn’t going to say anything the whole time…but he should at least– heck no. 

* Even if you were cute, you were still clean and had a good record. No way he was going to taint your reputation even if it was for seven minutes… And as soon as they were done he was out. 

* "Hoshi-kun?" 

* Oh great, you were trying to approach him. 

* "Look kid, I’m sorry I got your hopes up and all. But don’t expect much from me. I’m just the trash who’s been known to hurt others who got too close. So let’s just try to keep it at that and you’ll be safe." 

* You look down at the floor and scuff the bottom of your shoe along the ground. "I-I don’t think th-that of you…" 

* He didn’t say anything so you figured you’d go on. 

* "You actually…seem pretty cool…" 

* "There ain’t nothing cool about being a murderer." 

* "You did a bad thing…sure, but that doesn’t mean you’re a bad person… I get that sometimes…um…we get so caught up in our actions that we lose ourselves…but you’re still trying…and I’m glad for that at least– I'vetalkedtoomuchsorry!" 

* … 

* The rest of the time was spent in silence, and when Shuuichi comes to retrieve you two, he’s the first one out of the door. 

* A few days after the game, you find a blank note at your door. 

* Flipping it over you can see a rushed note scrawled: ”Thank you.“