#b99 parody joke

[carrinth]

Happy Foxiyo Week!

Prompt: CAF

Brooklyn 99 joke which wouldn't leave my mind lol. Part of a longer series but I couldn't draw everything in time XD Also this was the only part that was Foxiyo related heh.

It is universally known that Corrie Guards swear upon certain senators. Senator Chuchi is patron of truth and cookies. Also you should not ask why Commander Fox carries a holopic of the Pantoran senator around with him. Just don't. (Although one particularly brave trooper asked if Senator Chuchi had a holopic of Commander Fox and she just laughed and winked)

[youngsamberg]

Idk how intentional this is but the b99 finale feels like such a subversion of classic sitcom finale tropes. The entire coma scene was a parody of Himym and Will & Grace and comedies that flashforward in the future only to get weirdly sad and dramatic. Amy wearing fake grey streaks in her hair to show aging is a classic flashforward staple. Rosa fake running to Adrian in the airport is definitely a parody of Friends. Jake choosing to step down instead of magically getting the perfect job ever seems like a reference to The Office and P&R. The multiple Bruce Willis jokes referencing getting mega big stars in finales even when it doesn’t make sense. The AirPods thing seems to be a thinly veiled joke about corporate product placement, like how characters from shows who are meant to be poor always have the latest iPhones. The fact that a lot of shows split up their gangs but b99 firmly said nope all of these characters are gonna be in each other’s lives forever. And the thing is none of these things even feel cyclical or mean-spirited because it makes perfect sense in the context of the heist and these specific characters. And there were other moments when they did definitely lean into sentimental sitcom tropes when it made sense for the show. Idk maybe a lot of this is a reach but it’s something interesting I noticed.

NO BUT YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!! there was so much subversion of classic sitcom tropes and especially sitcom finale tropes and it really kept us on our toes but also fit perfectly into b99’s vibes!!!

[aimmyarrowshigh]

Dark Greetings this Spooky Season Ms. V. Can we get a list of your favorite Halloween movies and specials? I know you have seen *everything* and I am trying to go beyond my usual rewatches this holiday month.

V. AIMMYARROWSHIGH’S CRITERIA FOR HALLOWEEN EPISODES

Does the Halloween element combine convincingly with the usual universe of the show (ex: Lizzie McGuire 2x09 “Those Freaky McGuires” is not good as a Halloween episode because it changes the rules of the Lizzie McGuire universe, whereas Community 2x06 “Epidemiology” is a GREAT Halloween episode because it manages to logically introduce zombies to the regular Community universe)?

Does the Halloween element advance the plot of the episode/series (ex: the reason Boy Meets World 5x17 “And Then There Was Shawn” is literally the best Halloween episode ever made is that it uses the horror movie tropes it satirizes to provide a CRUCIAL turning-point to the plot of the show)?

Is the Halloween episode in the forefront enough that it’s clearly a holiday episode (ex: HAVING ONE JACK-O’LANTERN ON A DESK DOES NOT A HALLOWEEN SPECIAL MAKE, LAW & ORDER 16x03 “GHOSTS”! You gotta go ALL-IN, like Bob’s Burgers 3x02 “Full Bars”!)?

Does the Halloween theme balance well between spooky and warm-n-fuzzy (ex: Criminal Minds 11x21 “Mr. Scratch” is too fucking bleak, but Criminal Minds 12x06 “Elliott’s Pond” has a joyous/celebratory tone to the ending despite being a genuinely scary episode)?

Is it generally a well-written, acted, and designed episode of television (ex: Saved by the Bell! 3x26 “Mystery Weekend” is seriously, not exaggerating, the worst thing I’ve ever watched in my life; Psych 1x15 “Scary Sherry, Or Bianca’s Toast” is a triumph of the medium)?

THE BEST, bar none, Halloween special ever made is Boy Meets World 5x17, “And Then There Was Shawn.” Period. There can be no argument, except MAYBE Community 3x06, “Epidemiology,” but I like “And Then There Was Shawn” better because the parody and homage as less… biting? And because I think it continues and addresses the emotional core of the regular BMW season better than “Epidemiology” does for Community s3. “Epi” DOES plant the seed (…heh) for the Season 3B major plot arc of Shirley’s pregnancy and Chang Deciding To Murder, but it gets some major minus points for mocking Yvette Nicole Brown’s weight with other characters’ responses to her costume, tbh. And “And Then There Was Shawn” is just fucking iconic. It is THE Halloween episode manual, IMO, if there were to be a textbook on how to write a perfect Halloween episode for your sitcom.

HOWEVER, I also have to give major props to Bob’s Burgers and Psych, as complete series, for their CONSISTENTLY excellent Halloween episodes. A lot of series that have multiple Halloween eps really phone it in after one or two, because they don’t have any more ideas for how to incorporate Halloween pastiches while maintaining the overall feeling of the series (tbh B99, while the Halloween Heists are excellent in general, is/has been coming very close to this line, and I think that if they HADN’T had to switch out the Heist to Cinco de Mayo in s6, they would have jumped their Heist Shark [and I think they know it, too, because it was lampshaded in the episode itself]) or they just straight-up don’t have any more ideas for what or how to have the characters they’re bound to parody or pay homage to a Halloween thing after they’ve already done one or two. And let’s be real: those one or two have probably been either The Shining or Rear Window, because those are pretty much the two that every show starts with.

Bob’s manages to make every Halloween episode feel very fresh and organic to the series, which I think they do have some leeway to do because of the nature of cartoons keeping the Belchers living a kind of loop of never aging, yk, but amazingly they’ve only done the “Tina feels too old to trick or treat, maybe? Nope, she’s not 14 yet, so there’s still time!” thing in a way that felt tropey once (in 3x02 Full Bars). They’ve been able to address Tina being 13/in 8th grade, and worrying about it being almost too late for her to keep trick or treating, in ways that were in-character and added to the overall episode in 4x02 Fort Night, 5x02 Tina and the Real Ghost, and 9x04 Nightmare on Ocean Avenue Street, without me rolling my eyes at the screen and going “TINA, EVERY SINGLE SHOW WITH A TWEEN IN IT HAS ALREADY DECIDED THAT THE AGE AT WHICH YOU MUST STOP TRICK OR TREATING IS FRESHMAN YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL, COME ON NOW” which… at this point, is a Feat. Because like, I’ve POSTED over a thousand Halloween episodes, right? But I’ve watched and screencapped ::checks folder:: 3,905 Halloween episodes since 2014. Which is, um, a. lot. The ACTUAL BEST Bob’s Burgers Halloween episode is 6x03, “The Hauntening,” which is just… achingly perfect television. I know I’ve posted about it before (probably a couple times tbh) but the way that it aired originally back-to-back with The Simpsons 27x04, “Halloween of Horror,” so that the evening of Sunday cartoons juxtaposed eight-year-old Louise whose family worked so hard to scare her like she wanted with nine-year-old Lisa’s family working so hard to keep her from being too scared and make sure that she felt safe… reader, I FUCKIN CRIED. Little girls being deeply loved while also Spoopy Things!!!!!! IS WHAT HALLOWEEN SPECIALS ARE!!! FUCKIN!!!!!! ABOUT!!!!!!!

Psych, though, has the benefit of not really having any, like… central tone to the series? Beyond “friendship” and “having fun with joking,” tbh? So it’s able to do what a lot of series get docked “points” for in my Foolproof Halloween Special Ratings System That Is Completely Subjective To My Tastes And Mood, which is really just run full-tilt into parody and homage without really worrying about overall tonal connection to the rest of the season or series. 1x15, “Scary Sherry, or, Bianca’s Toast,” while it DOES fall victim to the way-too-common Halloween episode trap of making mental hospitals into a Scary Thing (they are a medical normality and a necessary thing for health for many people and should not be feared), is delightful Spooky Fun AND has the benefit of having Shannon Woodward in it.* We all know by now that if an episode of any show has Shannon Woodward as the guest star, it will by default end up being one of the best, if not THE best, episodes of that series. It’s just how having Shannon Woodward as your guest star rolls. I also really like, with Psych’s Halloween episodes, that quite a few of them understand the underlying thematic scope of Horror, which is “The Monstrous Feminine Is A Thing And All Horror Tropes Are Actually About Women’s Interior Lives Because Men Can’t Write Women And Fear Women Always,” yk, in a way that is neither TOO Actual Horror, which I am too afraid of to Do, or too trite and demeaning, which is the other basic trap that Halloween stuff falls into A Lot. Like, Scary Sherry is very much about women villainizing other women, avenging other women, and being in very specifically-female pain, even though Shawn & Gus are still the lens through which we solve the mystery, and so are 4x04 The Devil Is In The Details And The Upstairs Bedroom and 6x03 This Episode Sucks. But they give their Monstrous Females dignity and breadth, which is impressive, ESPECIALLY since they’re one-off guest characters. Also, 3x15 Tuesday the 17th is just plain funny and well-done, like, just give it props for the title alone.

*(Speaking of Shannon Woodward, another amazingly good Halloween episode is Raising Hope 4x07, “Murder, She Hoped,” which is among my very favorite Rear Window homage episodes and has probably the funniest gag in ANY Rear Window ep, in Martha Plimpton floating across the screen in the Grace Kelly silk nightgown and peignoir and announcing that it was on sale at Walmart, can you believe?! and honestly, yes. Perfection.)

Also excellent:

• The Addams Family (1991) + Addams Family Values (1993) • Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School (RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WERE GAY FOR SIBELLA AS A CHILD!) • Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost (RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE GAY BECAUSE THE HEX GIRLS!) • Halloweentown + Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge • Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire! • Z•O•M•B•I•E•S (to a lesser extent, Z•O•M•B•I•E•S 2) • Clue (1985) • Coraline • Corpse Bride • 6teen 2x00 Dude of the Dead • Arthur 21x00 Arthur and the Haunted Treehouse • Lamb-Chop in the Haunted Studio • Arthur 8x04A Fern-kenstein's Monster • Arthur 10x02 The Squirrels • WandaVision 1x06 The All-New Halloween Spooktacular (I KNOW YOU, SPECIFICALLY, DEAR @plavoptice, HATE MCU!WANDA AND I DON'T BLAME YOU, YOUR REASONS ARE VERY VALID! But this is a good Halloween special so I'm putting it on my list In General.) • Boy Meets World 2x06 Who's Afraid of Cory Wolf? • Ghostbusters (2016) • Gravity Falls 1x12 Summerween • Leverage 4x02 Ten L'il Grifters Job • The Loud House 2x40 Tricked! • Mockingbird Lane 1x00 Unaired Pilot • It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! (Classic, etc.)

I'm SURE I'm forgetting some that I'll rewatch this year myself. I'm a big Halloween Baking Championship fan, tbh, which is on Discovery+ now so I recommend that if you like mostly-relaxing nice people baking cakes that look like bats and such.

I'm also IMMENSELY INTENSELY EXCITED for The Muppets' Haunted Mansion on Disney+ next week!!!

[madeofitzits]

Besides you can't cancel Andy because he'll just get picked up again 24 hours later!

Please can we cancel Twitter instead of Andy Samberg?

[donheisenberg]

Top 20 TV Shows of 2017:

So this is the bit where I talk about how difficult it is to write a top 20 list because of peak TV, yada, yada, yada. If you are into TV criticism you have read it all before several over the last few years, the thing is while it might feel like a cliche it is totally true and with every year it become more true. Trying to watch everything out there is impossible and trying to then narrow down what you have watched to a list of 20 is almost as difficult. Every show on this list had an outstanding year as shown by some of the shows I left off of the list. In any other year the likes of Curb Your Enthusiasm and The Americans would be givens even if they just had middling seasons but not this year. It was truly a great year for TV and here are my top 20 shows of 2017.

Shows I Did Not Get Around to Watching/Completing That May Have Made My List: The Deuce The Handmaid’s Tail (to watch) Legion (to watch) Better Things Search Party Difficult People

Honorable Mention: Rick and Morty (season 3): Shout out to Review as well, which was excellent but just had to few episodes for me to really count it. In terms of Rick and Morty it was often in the news (or at least the twitter news) for the wrong reasons this year as a group of its fans decided to act like complete dickheads for a period of time. All of which deflected from the fact it had its best season ever. I’ve always had issues with the show and basically how pro-Rick and his asshole behavior Harmon and co seem to be and this year didn’t necessarily dissuade me of that but on a week to week basis it was crafting, ambitious and well thought out stories, at a rate the show had never before.

No 20: Fargo (season 3): As many observed this was not Fargo’s finest year and it maybe took a while to get going. It is also the case that 3 seasons in it is tougher for a show as idiosyncratic as this one to surprise us. When a seemingly major character dies in episode 1 it is less of a shock than it should be because that is what happened in season 1. Yet at the same time I so enjoyed this season and the performances by the likes of Carrie Coon (more on her later), Ewan MacGregor and David Thewlis and you still had episodes as excellent as The Law of Non-Contradiction.

No 19) Veep (season 6): Similar to Fargo this was a just slightly below average year for Veep, but even then the quality of the ensemble is so far above any other comedy out there and the quality of the writing/jokes/insults is again just of the highest order. There are few shows I enjoy more than Veep.

No 18) Master of None (Season 2): In my review I did write about how aspects of MON did frustrate me. For it’s social awareness, it is a show that wants me to desperately feel sorry for the man with seemingly the nicest/most privileged life in the world. The extent to which the show is essentially lifestyle porn at times can be a problem and the extent to which the show never questions Dev’s actions can also be a little off-putting. Yet having said that the good outweighs the bad and then some. The show crafts so many beautiful fully realized episodes and months after watching it is episodes like Thanksgiving that stick with me, more than the show’s flaws.

No 17) The Young Pope (Season 1): I’m not sure I get The Young Pope. I love it but I’m not sure I get it. Even in this age of weird TV there is something truly odd about this show. So difficult to write about because it does not conform to any conventions or labels and that’s why it makes this list. Having said all of this I’m not quite sure the show ever hit the heights of its pilot (even if it remained excellent throughout) and that’s why it is not a little bit higher.

No 16) Brockmire (Season 1): Brockmire is exactly the sort of gem that can get lost in this golden age, but for those few of us who did see it we know that it was one of the most raucous, hilarious and endearing comedies out there. I don’t know or care about baseball at all but I do love Brockmire and can’t wait til it comes back.

No 15) Brooklyn Nine Nine (season 4/5): Just as Brockmire can get lost in a sea of amazing shows, B99 is the sort of show that you can take for granted so easily but 5 seasons in and it is still full of heart and brilliant gags. More than that though this year on a couple of occasions we saw the show break-out of its comfort zone with episodes about Terry being racially profiled and more recently Rosa coming out to her less than progressive parents. Those episodes showcased a different side of the show and demonstrated how B99 is not just a great sitcom but an important one. Nine Nine!

No 14) Preacher (Season 2): Parts of season 2 of Preacher were as good as anything on TV. The opening scenes of the first two episodes, as well as standout episode Sokosha plus a whole host of other moments, showed how Preacher could execute some of the most ambitious TV out there to near perfection. It was not all perfect and the season might have benefited from being 10 episode long rather than 12 but nonetheless I love this show and it seems to only go in one direction. Bring on season 3.

No 13) GLOW (Season 1): GLOW was sort of the perfect summer show. It was funny and likable and so binge-able. Netflix makes a lot of deeply serialized shows, designed to be consumed in one sitting so as you find out what happens next. Glow was not that. What GLOW was, was a show that quickly established an ensemble of distinct and interesting characters who you wanted to spend time with and for that it was a standout show.

No 12) Better Call Saul (Season 3): It pains me to put BCS at number 12, in any other year this could be a contender for my number 1 spot but here it does quite make the top ten. Part of the reason why it is a little lower than you might have excepted is that at this stage I don’t have to tell anyone how good this show is. Into it’s third season and BCS was possibly better than ever. Certainly episodes like the chilling Lantern and in particular Chicanery mark series high points and some of the finest TV I’ve seen all year.

No 11) American Vandal (Season 1): American Vandal is a curious show. It is ostensibly a parody, yet by the time you finish it you look back and think that was funny but not funny enough to be making this list necessarily. What it was though was the most engrossing show of the year. And it all centred on the question “who drew the dicks?” Yet for the silliness of the premise I could not have been more intrigued. AV found new ground for the most tired of sub-genres, the mockumentary and in the process delivered an absurd but in many ways tragic story of a stupid but well meaning kid in high school whose life goes array for reasons that have little to do with him. Defining the pleasures of the show may not be straight, but boy was it insanely watchable-the Netflix model at its best.

No 10 )Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (Season 3): Similar to B99, UKS is the sort of consistent joke machine that you can take for granted, and that many have, but for me this year there were few shows enjoyed nearly as much as it. I thought the show delivered its best season. The work of Ellie Kemper and in particular Titus Burgess can match any comedic performers on TV. Again though amidst all the laughs is a very human character study piece of an abuse victim and maybe where the show’s genius thoroughly lies  is in the way the show balances these two sides of itself.

No 9) Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Seasons 2/3): Rachel Bloom’s musical comedy/drama goes from strength to strength. Like many shows of this list it perfectly balances cartoonish sensibilities with discussions on mental health and never more so than in the first half of season 3. In addition to that though are the musical numbers. At times I’m just in awe of how spot on and clever their parodies, my favorite this year being “Let’s Generalize About Men” and for that it had to make my top ten.

No 8) Bojack Horseman (Season 4): In its 2nd and particularly 3rd seasons Bojack became a show that delivered some of the most outstanding individual episodes of television, possibly ever. Escape From LA, Fish Under Water and That’s Too Much Man are just incomparable half hours of TV. Season 4 did not deliver a single episode of quite that standard. What season 4 did do though is deliver quite possibly the show’s most consistent, revealing and hopefully season. Something we all needed at the end of the show’s previous season.

No 7) Catastrophe (Season 3): Okay it was only 6 episodes along, but I ask this question every year, is there a better written show on TV? There might be snappier dialogue out there, there might be more profound existential musings on some other show, but there is no show with more wonderfully naturalistic dialogue on now or possibly ever. Also there is not really a couple of TV I root for quite as much as Sharon and Rob and I really just want to watch the two of them on screen together as much as possible.Plus the final episode of season 3 was just the perfect send-off for Carrie Fisher and for that alone it deserves it place on my list.

No 6) Jane The Virgin (Season 3/4): Now four seasons in Jane the Virgin still has the power to surprise and hit me emotionally as much as just about any show on this list. I would go as far as to stay no episode of television this year hit me as hard as (spoilers) Michael’s death which was absolutely devestating. But when it comes to Jane the Virgin it is not just the big gut-punches that count, it is the smaller moments as well. The other scene that sticks with me most from its episodes this year is when Rogelio (often the show’s most comic presence) opens up to Xo about how he hasn’t been able to grieve properly for Michael, who was his best friend, because he knew he had to be strong for Jane while she was grieving. It is a comparatively small moment but every bit as resonant. I can take or leave all the intrigue concerning the Marbella but week after week the show delivers moments that really effect me, which even in this golden age can’t be said of too many show.

No 5) Twin Peaks (Season 3): It seems to me that Twin Peaks has either been number 1 or completely absent from every critics list. And I can understand both positions. Twin Peaks was fascinating in a way that television and art more generally rarely is. It was also incredibly and deliberately frustrating at times. I’m almost reluctant to point out how obviously frustrating parts of the revival were because I feel like I might be missing something. On the other hand because its Lynch and because he is a widely and rightly acknowledge genius I think some critics have been too forgiving of some pretty blatant narrative issues, that on another show they would have lambasted. Ultimately though it was the TV event of the year and nothing quite engaged me on a week to week basis like it did. More than anything though there were certain moments, particularly toward the end of the season, that were greater than anything else on TV this year. Moments I completely lost myself in, in ways that are quite difficult to explain and for that I won’t be forgetting the revival for a very long time.

No 4) Mr Robot (Season 3): If season 1 was clinically perfect, in a way no show since Breaking Bad has been, season 2 was an over-ambitious, definitely fascinating, mess. I was a bit of an apologist for the largely disliked second season-but even I was somewhat disappointed after the heights of season 1. Season 3 not only got the show back on track but it found a balance in the ensemble that neither season 1 (which was almost all Elliot) or season 2 (which felt like very little Elliot) had. It also starting making sense again and the show successfully battled the urge to be overly opaque or to have unnecessary twists. All of which meant that we got some of the show’s finest hours yet specifically the thrilling fifth and sixth episodes as well as the surprising and heart-warming eight hour, not to mention the finale which had a bit of everything. And for all its pessimism few shows made me happier this year, because I was so delighted to see this great show prove all the doubters wrong.

No 3) The Good Place (season 1/2): Michael Schur has secured himself a place in TV history with The Office, B99 and in particular Parks and Rec, already but with The Good Place he has gone one further. We all knew he could craft wonderfully funny and likable sitcoms, but here he has delivered a show as twisty and as engaged in huge philosophical issues as any prestige serialized drama. The Good Place is not necessarily a sad-com like many of the show’s on this list but it is possibly the most plot driven network sitcom ever. The thing is the plot has real stakes and is completely unpredictable as well. The huge twist at the end of season 1 showed that even in the age of Reddit you could pull out the rug from underneath your audience and I did not think that was possible. I don’t know how much longer they can continue it but as of now The Good Place is just about a perfect piece of television. 

No 2) Halt and Catch Fire (Season 4): Without spoiling what is number 1 on my list, when it aired I thought nothing would come near it but Halt and Catch Fire came very very close. Back in its much derided first season Halt was a jukebox spitting one antihero cliche after another. In some ways it never strayed too far from the conventions of the antihero drama but what made it different was that at a certain point it just wasn’t about antiheroes. Sure all the characters were deeply flawed, none more so than Joe, but their constant strive for something more, for some kind of connection felt so human you could not help but love them. The final four episodes were TV drama at its best and when it ended I really struggled with the notion that I would not be spending more time with these characters, but if anything made it okay it was how well they stuck the landing. Speaking of which..

No 1) The Leftovers (Season 3): No show has ever made quite the impact in such a short space of time. The Leftovers conclude its mere 28 episode run this year, just 28 episodes yet about half of them are nothing short of masterpieces. That includes just about every episode in this final run. It’s tough in just a paragraph to breakdown what made The Leftovers such a transcendent piece of television-so to be glib I’ll say it took the ambition and phantasmagoria of Twin Peaks and combined it with the heart and focus on character of Halt and Catch Fire. LOST-one of my absolute favorite shows of all time-will define Lindelof’s career but The Leftovers is ultimately a more complete and mature piece of work. The writing, performances and direction coalesced to give us something often hilarious and surprising and always deeply powerful. There may never be a show like The Leftovers again and for those reasons it was always going to be my number 1. 

[bubleboobo]

I don't know if someone's already answered this or if you were kidding (Idek anymore bro) but that Klance comic you reblogged and tagged as "is this from Baywatch" was actually from Brooklynn Nine Nine! It's actually the best sitcom on television and you should totally watch it! It has two black main characters, one of whom is gay, and two Latina main characters as well! (If you already watch it or you were kidding in the tag then just take this as me letting the world know that I love b99)

oooh. well, i watched baywatch the other day and it had a very similar joke lmao i have been mening to watch brooklynn 99 because i’ve seen a lot of gifs and videos (and voltron parodies lol) but i don’t know where to watch it

edit: exactly five seconds after answering this ask i looked it up and it’s on netflix fINALLY

[dbh-incorrect-quotes]

Speaking of my dad’s sense of humor, one of his favorite jokes is the “Holt hates the word bone” video from Brooklynn 99, which I discovered when I was introducing him to the world of vine parodies and my YouTube channel. I showed him my “Fowler hates the word bone” DBH/B99 parody and he laughed so hard that he couldn’t breathe.

My dad: *incomprehensibe gibbering while showing my mom the video on my phone*

My mom: What

My dad: *incomprehensible gibbering* ... you know?

for the fictional character thing: they'd misinterpret you by thinking you were a bad person

Yes. They honestly would.

I have a fucked up sense of humor, and part of that is from being a military brat. My dad’s sense of humor is weird and niche as fuck, and it runs in the family.

Me: *dark joke*

My civilian mom: Are you okay??

My military father: *laughing along with me*

My homicide detective grandfather: *encourages us*

[nellie-nelson]

i was tagged by the Legend @nowthatsheaven

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tagging makes me so anxioooouuuuus umm @totally-heaven-touch and @claryvoyantfray and aaah @illilluminate @cue-one-standby @drowsymoritz @getrektrilow and fuck fuck fuck idk

Last…

1. drink? lukewarm diet coke 2. phone call? my mom 3. text message? ....also my mom but like not through actual texts it was a kid i was in billy with who is setting up a short film premier (that makes it sound much more fancy than it is. he made a parody film about his character and we are all watching it on wednesday. its called Big Baby.) 4. song you listened to? You Don’t Know How Lucky You Are by keaton henson 5. time you cried? a couple weeks ago right a few days after strike

Have you ever…

6. dated someone twice? nope 7. kissed someone and regretted it? no 8. been cheated on? no 9. lost someone special? yes 11. gotten drunk and thrown up? no

Favourite colours:

12. navy 13. light grey 14. lavender 

In the last year, have you…

15. made new friends? yeet!! 16. fallen out of love? yeah i guess 17. laughed until you cried? yep  18. found out someone was talking about you? yep 19. met someone who changed you? probably? 20. found out who your friends are? Yes 21. kissed someone on your facebook list? nope

General:

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life? I think all of them? I don’t use facebook very often..... Okay wait theres a fake account for our theater’s mascot? 23. do you have any pets? two cats who are the literal best things in my life and a dog who is the bane of my existence 24. do you want to change your name? nah 25. what did you do for your last birthday? i actually have no idea.  26. what time did you wake up? like 8:45-ish 27. what were you doing at midnight last night? trying (and failing) to sleep 28. name something you can’t wait for: i have two things! my cousin is in the Finding Neverland tour and we are going to see him in a few days and also im seeing burn all night’s second preview!! 29. when was the last time you saw your mom? shes literally in the room as i type this she just came in to ask if i was going to dinner 30. what are you listening to right now? im.... watching the billy proshot....... because i hate myself and want to feel super sentimental about things that happened literally two weeks ago 31. have you ever talked to a person named Tom? yep 32. something that is getting on your nerves? the AC is really loud and comes on really sporadically so it keeps jump-scaring me 33. most visited website? ......tumblr  34. hair colour? brown 35. long or short hair? its.... too long...... part of me wants to cut it all off.... the other part continues my childhood dream of being rapunzel 36. do you have a crush on someone? no and its boring 37. what do you like about yourself? the kids i worked with this summer all seemed to really like me and were able to joke around with me and stuff and idk that made me proud of myself  38. piercings: just ears 39. blood type: no fucking clue  40. nickname: literally none and it makes me sad someone give me nicknames 41. relationship status: single 42. zodiac: aquarius  43. pronouns: she/her 44. favourite tv show: b99  45. tattoos: none 46. right or left handed: right 47. surgery: not really? 48. sport: i did ballet and gymnastics for like nine years.... and swim team for four...... and now...... i sometimes dont completely half ass physical warmups........ 49. vacation: i have no idea what this question is? im currently on vacation in vermont? i go to new york every couple months? idk?  50. pair of trainers: technically two but they’re both pretty ratty old converse one is just Way rattier than the other

More General: 51. eating: nothing 52. drinking: my lukewarm diet coke 53. im about to: go outside and sit on this porch swing that sits over Lake Champlain and its super pretty and im <33333 54. waiting for?: nothing really 55. want?: a friend with me on vacation because im literally the only teenager here other than my brother and his girlfriend and i will Not thirdwheel on a couple that people literally had money on whether or not they’d get eloped 56. get married?: someday? maybe?  57. career?: theater teacher? director?

Which is Better

58. hugs or kisses?: I Wouldnt Know 59. lips or eyes?: eyes 60. shorter or taller?: Im So Short so probably taller  61. older or younger?: idc? 62. nice arms or nice stomach?: ???? fuck this question??? 63. hook up or relationship?: relationship 64. troublemaker or hesitant?: hesitant

Have You Ever

65. kissed a stranger: no 66. drank hard liquor: no 67. lost glasses/contact lenses: no 68. turned someone down: no 69. had sex on the first date: no 70. broken someones heart: no 71. had your heart broken: by a friend, yeah? 72. been arrested: no 73. cried when someone died: yes 74. fallen for a friend: no 

Do You Believe In:

75. yourself? occasionally 76. miracles? idk  77. love at first sight? probably not? 78. santa claus? im jewish 79. kiss on the first date? i guess 80. angels? nah

Other

81. current best friend’s name? idk? probably hannah   82. eye colour: blue 83. favourite movie: dps, speech and debate, (billy elliot live!), tbh my sucky teen romance is Iconique

[lii27]

I feel kinda bad because I am not that into B99 anymore. Like I stopped watching around the middle of S4 because it just wasn’t as funny as I remember. Now I started up again, but it has lost its magic for me. Like I remember the first few seasons and it was laughing out loud funny. Now I barely chuckle while watching it. Also, I think that the writing has gotten too lazy and sometimes it gets so ridiculous and cliche as if they can’t think of good jokes/storylines anymore etc. 

I’m sad because I loved the first seasons so much, but now it is starting to become more like a parody of B99 that I used to love :(

[carrinth]

(cont.)

Warden-Commander Marzel: (sniffling sadly) Sometimes when I hear the skittering of multiple legs, I'm reminded of my love, Morrigan.

Sigrun: (whispering) Okay, who is this "Morrigan" the Commander keeps talking about? Is she a person or...?

Velanna: Person of course. He said his "love." Right...?

Justice: Multiple legs. She is a giant spider.

Nathaniel: But didn't the Commander also say he lost his virginity to her...?

Anders: *Sigh* Okay we're doing this. Shape-Shifted Mage or Giant Spider.

Sigrun: Hey Commander! Where did you first meet Morrigan?

Marzel: Oh uh... deep in the Korcari Wilds. At an abandoned ruin, in fact.

Nathaniel: I'm curious, what was Morrigan's favourite food?

Marzel: You know, I never really saw her eat. I think she just sucked the life force of whatever creature she ensnared.

Anders: Oh wow. So what's one habit you really disliked about Morrigan?

Marzel: Well sometimes she made me feel like a tiny bug trapped in the web she spun around me.

Anders: I can't figure this out. Amell, is Morrigan a person or a giant spider?

Marzel: ... How can you ask me that?? /sulks away

Sigrun: I still don't know.

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Sigrun: Was Morrigan a person or a giant spider?

Oghren: Yes. *belch*

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Hawke: What was the Hero of Fereldan like?

Anders: Deeply private person. Also may or may not have done it with a giant spider.

Hawke: ... What.

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I'm sure it's fanon that the Warden-Commander must make the most random non-sequitur comments about their Origins Love Interest during Awakening or what's the point???

Marzel missing his witchy lover. Everyone then played 'Shape-shifted mage' or 'Actual Giant Spider WTF Commander'.

[mythical-illustrator]

I love this. I love this art so much. Clones and Bb9 jokes just fit so well.

Happy Foxiyo Week!

Prompt: CAF

Brooklyn 99 joke which wouldn't leave my mind lol. Part of a longer series but I couldn't draw everything in time XD Also this was the only part that was Foxiyo related heh.

It is universally known that Corrie Guards swear upon certain senators. Senator Chuchi is patron of truth and cookies. Also you should not ask why Commander Fox carries a holopic of the Pantoran senator around with him. Just don't. (Although one particularly brave trooper asked if Senator Chuchi had a holopic of Commander Fox and she just laughed and winked)

[marymunchkiin]

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Happy Foxiyo Week!

Prompt: CAF

Brooklyn 99 joke which wouldn't leave my mind lol. Part of a longer series but I couldn't draw everything in time XD Also this was the only part that was Foxiyo related heh.

It is universally known that Corrie Guards swear upon certain senators. Senator Chuchi is patron of truth and cookies. Also you should not ask why Commander Fox carries a holopic of the Pantoran senator around with him. Just don't. (Although one particularly brave trooper asked if Senator Chuchi had a holopic of Commander Fox and she just laughed and winked)