#b-wutched

[matineemonsters]

Antagonizing my wife on her 40th birthday by calling her blunders "senior moments"

[heythatssomewitchyshit]

Yo so I forgot to post about this when it happened but I was hanging out with a wutch friend back in mid July and she was showing me her new tarot deck and I stfg I asked if I could shuffle and pull one, and she said yes, ran it by the deck, which didn't seem opposed to it, and I shit you not i pulled The Tower. Ever single tarot reader I know and all of those i do not know had been pulling nothing but Death and The Tower and here I am, a young but partially seasoned hedgewitch who reads playing cards cause she got attached to their deck before getting a tarot deck, and there I go, pulling the tower on a personal reading. Wtf.

(I proceeded to pass two summer classes with a b+ and an a-, im about to fail one with a c+ and pass another with a b-, I git an official adhd diagnosis, and im figuring out which hobbies I actually like and which I dont so, turbulent change seems about right.)

[matineemonsters]

We were talking about The Big Earthquake that's eventually supposed to hit the PNW and how we'll only get a few seconds of warning, and @b-wutched asked why they can't predict them any faster, and it turns out

We simply don't know how!

[matineemonsters]

Fit check at the fall out boy concert 🥰 ft. @b-wutched

[lucifer-theone-true-king-of-hell]

Winston looked at Gabriel with wide eyes. "B-billionaire? Mansion? Aye, aye! Wait! Wutch you mean you gave it up to save the world? You still got it don't you? If you don't want it no more, I'll gladly take it from you!" He said watching as Gabriel left the bar with Nick. He groaned softly before dropping his head down onto the bar counter. Man. He wanted to be rich with a mansion, and lots of girls.

Jess stood up once Nick got home. "Oh hey, Nick! Hello, Gabriel! It's nice to meet you! I'm Jess!" She said making her way over to him quickly, and she shook his hand some. "You guys can talk in our room." She said grabbing Gabriels hand, and Lucifers hand before dragging the two of them to her room. She gently pushed them inside. "Have fun talking. There's a truth stick under the bed if you guys want some help deciding who goes first." She said smiling at them before closing the door, and making her way back to the living room. "I'm going to make some pie for our new roommate, and his brother."

Lucifer watched as the door closed before turning to look at his brother. "It seems you'll be getting your wish of speaking alone now." He said walking over to the bed, and sitting down on it. He looked at Gabriel once again. "What is it that you even wanted to talk about? We've nothing to talk about. You tried to kill me to help the Winchesters last I saw you. You stole my son. You helped the Winchesters to feed him lies about me. He probably hates me already, and I haven't even met him yet."

@emiwrites3reads

New Girl/Supernatural Crossover //Closed RP//

Lucifer groaned softly as he sat up on the groaned. He dusted himself off as he looked around. The Hell was he doing in an alleyway? He made his way into a door. He blinked a little at the smell of alcohol. A bar. He was in a bar. He made his way inside, and sat down at the counter. He had some money on him, but not alot. Shit man. He needed a place to stay while he was here. He could already tell this wasn’t his universe. It felt…. Different. More calm. Like no-one was trying to kill him anymore. He looked at the man behind the counter. He was wearing a red jacket. Hmm. Interesting. It didn’t feel cold. Then again he couldn’t really tell temperatures anymore since he was always so cold to the touch. “Do you know where I could find a place to stay for cheap? I need a place to work as well.” He asked looking at the man. He needed to make money somehow.

Jess sipped her drink calmly as she sighed softly. Dammit. Nick was so cute. He was so focused on his work, and he just looked so good while doing it. She was pulled out of her thoughts when an admittedly good looking man sat down next to her. She nearly burst with joy at his question. “With us! You can stay with us! We need a new roommate to help pay for rent. The rent is super cheap since theres already four of us living there. You’d only have to pay like a hundred a month for the rent. That’s a good deal. You can even work here at the bar! Nick can teach you! Right, Nick?” She asked grinning over at him brightly. This man seemed like a pretty good guy. He seemed polite, and seemed like he would give good relationship advice. Which she desperately needed at the moment.

@emiwrites3reads

[matineemonsters]

Sup nerds, I'm engaged now

[matineemonsters]

This won't go out because there's no signal here but we're at San Diego pride and my heart is full of love and joy. These are my people and I love everyone. I feel like I'm at home

@b-wutched

[matineemonsters]

@b-wutched and I are married now lol

[matineemonsters]

My wife @b-wutched on the walk back: so the highlight of this march was everyone's butts, right?

(ofc yes absolutely)

The Portland Dyke March is healing my soul