#bøllefrø

[brkmnd]

Årets første digt, min krop:

[mortenrene]

Det er lov å tjuvstarte Brutus!! Det siste året har vært vanskelig, med hyppige veterinærbesøk og ditto medisinering 😷😢 Men gutten vår klarte seg, og blir i dag 5 år. Det må feires 🤗😇 GRATULERER MED DAGEN 🤩🎂🍰🎉😸😻 #happycat #birthdaycat #gladkatt #bursdagskatt #brutus #bøllefrø (ved Oslo, Norway) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwIZh4HADkl/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14uahj3j2srar

[veronicasanders]

the fool🤡, the high priestess🧝🏻‍♀️, & the emperor🤴🏻 (for the asks)

 Yaaas love it!!! Thanks anon!!! XOXO

the fool: do you have any nicknames?people call me v, and @theartificialdane calls me “bøllefrø” which means “bullyseed” or as she explains it “someone who tries to be tough and intimidating but actually they are just harmless and cute. like when a toddler stomps their feet.”

the high priestess: what is your dream date?I don’t really like to “date” per se, but a really awesome time with another person would include some or all of the following: rollercoasters, amazing food like dark chocolate mousse and tapas, a massage & time in a hot tub, a concert or musical of some kind, a dance club, and breakfast/brunch. Not necessarily at the same time. 

the emperor: what are some names that you like?I assume you mean for my hypothetical children? I like giving a really normal first name with a lot of nickname choices like “Elizabeth” and then a really weird middle name like “Sprocket” and then if the kid is cool/quirky/confident, you use the weird middle name, but if they are really shy we can just call them Beth. Alternatively, I also like gender-neutral names like Alex, Madison, Skylar, Jamie.

[makeadexsave]

11 questions

tagged by @fire-and-fog

The rules: Post the rules Answer the questions given to you Make 11 questions of your own Tag 11 people

1) Imagine you’re a tree. What tree would it be? - a pine tree. I pretty much wear the same stuff all year, but it looks best in the winter. 2) Who’s your celebrity twin? - i have no idea. One time my sister saw me across an airport and said that i looked like jennifer lawrence. 3) The best thing you ever said/best quote - i once called my asshole teacher a bøllefrø (bullyfrog) 4) First crush on/fascination of/obsession with a fictional character - When I was a kid I watched Mulan constantly. I would watch it, rewind the VHS and then watch it again. Oh and Esmeralda was my first crush on a girl. 5) Do you have a pet name? - some of my friends call me cline 6) Pick one: coffee, alcohol or sweets - oh dang. i guess sweets??? 7) What would you wear at a costume ball? (don’t let “being realistic” get in your way) - at a ball? i think maybe a beautiful over-the-top costume, a la Taako or Lup from TAZ, with a big wide-brimmed wizards hat 8) Who’s your favourite author? - oooooh, i don’t know. I really love the way that neil gaiman and terry pratchett write. But my favourite book is To Kill a Mockingbird by harper lee. 9) If you had a beard what sort of beard would it be? Or which one do you already have? - hmmmmmm like a dashing rogueish one 10) Pick an animal that begins with the same letter as your name - chicken 11) What song/music did you listen to last? - the album ‘putting the days to bed’ by john roderick and the long winters

My questions:

1) what’s your spirit animal? 2) would you rather live in a sweaty giant’s pocket or in his armpit? 3) if you could throw a handful of cold spaghetti in someone’s face, who would it be? 4) have you ever kept a diary? 5) what’s your favourite kind of dessert? 6) what’s the coolest thing you’ve learned recently? 7) if your hair could be any colour, what would you choose? 8) what’s your favourite book? 9) what’s your favourite word? 10) have you ever dropped a baby, or/and a small animal? 11) if you were to host a time-and-reality-bending tea party, who would you invite and what would you serve?

@bymenneske @mimupf

[onehappyhyena]

It just exploded!! I have NO idea what the heck happened, I am just as confused as you are! #bullterror#bøllefrø

[mortenrene]

Brutus Bøllefrø is very relaxed on the International Cat Day 😺😸😸🐾 #internationalcatday #internationalcatday2019 #worldcatday #verdenskattedag #kjæledyr https://www.instagram.com/p/B06l6nkAxKh/?igshid=ksxwzdjh99uy