#azhor ahai reborn

[ap-reblogs]

Sorry but this made me think of Kendall’s initials being pronounced “K’lur” like some sci-fi bullshit and then all I could think of was

RLR. R’lur. R’hllor the Red God, Lord of Light, Heart of Fire, God of Flame and Shadow, who stands against the Great Other and the coming of the Long Night — Lord of Light, Protect Us, For the Night Is Dark And Full of Terrors!

What fools we were, us Maesters with our riddles, when the truth was before us all along! The great Lord Logan of House Roy did nothing by chance, my brothers of the Tower. The answer was in plain sight all along! It is the third son of the house of Roy who shall wield the power of the Way Star, and be Azhor Ahai reborn… For at last, the Long Night is upon us.

i think it would be funny if all they roy kids had a middle name logan

[hollowwhisperings]

ASOIAF Prophecies As Punchlines:

cersei lannister learns she's to be "replaced" by someone "younger and more beautiful": cersei raises myrcella to be an intelligent politician & pointedly dotes on her. myrcella ends up as queen, the younger & more beautiful heir to her mother's legacy.

cersei learns a [younger sibling] will kill her by the neck: cersei reforms her attitudes to her brothers, pointedly doting on them; cersei has 3 kids and remembers to dote on the two younger siblings of the 3; cersei, long-reconciled with her brothers & well-loved by her children, retires to a castle in the riverlands. she dies mid-journey north, pain relief provided by a maester with elder siblings, in the region of westeros named "the neck".

aegon v & his kids learn that "the prince who was promised" is to be borne of the line of his grandkids aerys & rhaella. aegon v prevents his teenaged kids, jaehaerys & shaera, from wedding their own kids to each other while underaged & unwilling. aegon v finds nice, non-relative spouses for aerys and rhaella. when they are both of age & married, not to each other, THEIR kids (cousins) are tentatively betrothed: they are princes promised to each other, prophecy fulfilled.

rhaegar asks maester aemon about this "prince who was promised" prophecy he read in a book. maester aemon patiently explains to his great-grandnephew the mysticism of Contract Law & the importance not of "who" is promised but to "WHOM" he is promised. rhaegar dutifully doublechecks his debts & debtors to make sure any kids of his don't get promised to, say, an eldritch sea god or an uncle tree-wizard.

rhaegar learns his wife, elia, cannot have another pregnancy after their 2nd child's birth. rhaegar believes he must have three children: elia reminds rhaegar that adoption is a thing & that his parents are unlikely to survive to raise his kid brother forever. rhaegar takes an intetest im the wellbeing of his mother, "adopting" viserys by making him his squire before taking his family from court to dragonstone. viserys grows up looking to his brother as a father figure, looked up to by his niece & nephew (who call him "brother"). elia & her children live, rhaegar has his "3 heads", no lords paramounts get murdered while protesting the royal kidnapping of their underage daughters.

dany learns she will have 3 great loves, equated with pyres. dany shrugs this very disturbing imagery off & goes about living her best life. on her deathbed, wrinkled & surrounded by adopted family, everyone retroactively checks off dany's prophecies to see how they ended up being fulfilled, knowing that prophecies happen regardless of personal intervention.

jaime has a dream about getting abandoned & then saved by brienne of tarth. jaime remembers tyrion describing myths of "green seers": jaime recalls his eyes are green & notices he is sitting on a tree stump. jaime resolves to ensure lady brienne has plentiful resources available to her, and thus him, & endeavors to endear himself to her (in his hour of need, brienne comes to his rescue: armed, armoured & with a medically trained maester. jaime never dies of exposure after getting lost in a snowstorm).

melissandre sees in her flames: azhor ahai reborn! melissandre starts drafting a List of interpretations alternate to "stabbing loved ones = get magic victory sword".

melissandre later reminds stannis of sexual innuendo & his being kin to 'that dragon mother girl': shireen, beloved daughter of stannis by his less-loved wife, successfully adopts daenerys into the family & gets to borrow one of her dragons to keep everyone warm for the winter. more people survive & no children are burned as hypothetical victory fuel.

[wolfsneedles]

come back to bed babe, you're the azhor ahai reborn.

[toaquiprashippar]

now that's just a plot twist, isn't it?

azhor ahai was reborn, wasn't he? well, guess dandelions could be the perfecr symbol for this undying hero, wouldn't it? thanks, haters! loving this pet name!

Next time the haters refer to Daenerys as “Dandelion” kindly remind them that Dandelions are one of the first signs of spring and are vitally important to pollinators.

We’ve been taught that dandelions are “bad” because they mar our idea of beautiful green lawns, but they’re actually extremely important sources of nectar for bees and birds in the early springtime. Kill off all of the dandelions and you severely hurt bees and birds. They’re also a natural bug an animal deterrent.

So, good luck having your Dream of Spring without the Dandelion.

[hellsbellschime]

What is the azhor ahai theory?

Basically that the prince that was promised may be Azor Ahai reborn, and Azor Ahai was the warrior who defeated the white walkers when they almost destroyed the world before.