#aye welcome!!

[hazelnutnebula]

and you f ound this thing rummaging through your traaash

[neonross]

Hey Ross! Can you teach Royal Wally to play Minecraft?

I can only teach him with how much i know

[emmaivanova]

[satanisaware]

New home.

He's happy that he finally managed to see his favorite neighbor.

[foldingfittedsheets]

My new creature model is a wide open field so I tried throwing some random animal generator ideas together.

[fairytail-whathesays]

Please can you make some headcanons for Laxus / Jura ? Romantic / platonic / nsfw / sfw, your choices !

Woke up this morning thinking about this, so here it is!

Laxus actually pursued Jura. And when I say that, I mean he walked up to the guy's doorstep with flowers and everything.

My personal version of this is that it happened less because Laxus had been harboring any affection for Jura specifically than because he'd been recently cheated on, and decided to rebound with the safest possible option, a literal monk.

Shockingly, not only did Jura say yes, they actually get a pretty decent relationship going, although it's not without its hurdles.

Jura has a surprisingly romantic side, so things go over well when Laxus compels himself to swallow his pride and do things he typically deems sappy or gesturous.

Jura grew up in a temple. He is extremely professional and polite and well-mannered even if he can beat the brakes off a fool. So a romantic relationship is something he has to put work towards, too.

He tries to "study" romance by finding the best examples of it in places he grew up. There's some surprisingly good love stories around temples--every old geezer with a cane and a fu manchu beard has at least two scrolls or codexes containing what scholars will often say is the literal peak of recorded romance.

Does it often land perfectly when trying to replicate it with Laxus? No, but Laxus thinks it's both adorable and funny as shit, so he responds well all the same.

There are a lot of points where they think the relationship won't work out. Laxus is worldly and blunt and practical and horny, while Jura is sentimental, spiritual, polite, and refined. It's less a case of opposites attract than that their liking for each other develops faster than any clashes they have can bring them down.

They usually kiss each other more in greeting than in actual romance. But every once in a while, Jura will stop Laxus in place and hold him for a minute just to kiss him.

That flowers thing Laxus did got returned tenfold and now Laxus has to deal with his boyfriend who knows where to get super-rare and fragrant flowers bringing them to him so he can have nice plants around the house oh my fucking god just kill him now

Jura has had relationships before but he has never, once, been able to get over the shock of anyone calling him their boyfriend btw. He's also never had a relationship with a man before, although he's very amenable to it.

Jura also has a thing with self-consciousness in a way other men his age don't; he's only older than Laxus by a few years, but Laxus' wild style and youthful aggression make him feel like he's been selected as an "older" lover. You wouldn't catch Gildarts hesitating if a younger man wanted to play dirty with him, but Jura always worries he's going to get left for someone younger and hotter.

NS/FW section:

Some general headcanons before we get into the good stuff:

Jura, save for his beard, is completely smooth everywhere. It's a genetic thing, and even the beard was something he had to take supplements for.

His d/ck is very big, and also very smooth. No veins anywhere, just big big girth. Same with his balls.

Laxus gives him a lot of blΩwjobs. He's very fond of making Jura stand up or lay on his back while he either kneels or curls next to his waist and just sucks him off at his leisure.

Laxus likes to fuck, Jura likes to make love. It causes some clashes, and it's not always obvious for Laxus how to get Jura off. For example, Jura doesn't like being joined in the shower or shower stuff in general. He does love being joined in a tub full of hot water and suds, though, and it's one of his favorite places to get down whether he's on the top or the bottom. Add rose petals and candles and you've got a man who will move heaven and earth for you.

Jura gets very much into the same body/muscle worship Laxus is fond of seeking with other lovers, but not in the same way. Other men would be trying to touch out of lust, but for Jura it's just as much curiosity. Like I said, he's never been with a man before Laxus. So he spends a lot of time trying to learn Laxus, learn his body, learn where he likes to be touched, their first few times.

Imagine, if you will, the opposite of PT/SD. Like, an event that is burned into your brain so thoroughly that you freeze in the middle of the day at random thinking about it, wake up in the middle of the night with it on your brain, and are sometimes h a u n t e d by it. Except that instead of terrible trauma it's the height of happiness, or in this case, debauched bliss.

Recorded below are three examples of such times that Jura, an esteemed Wizard Saint and monastery monk, must now live with.

Jura's modesty is so ever-present it can be hard to really get him the way Laxus wants him sometimes. The exception is after a fight, which they usually do just for fun, but which almost always ends with the both of them beat to hell and back, bruised, and on the ground out of breath. Laxus usually has a slight bit more stamina left in him and takes advantage, getting their clothes off and pulling Jura to him. One time, Jura was treated to Laxus straddling him and fucking himself on his cock while he recovered from the battle. Another time, Laxus rolled him on his side, lifted his leg over his shoulder, and started spearing him in the ass. Both times Jura's eyes were rolling back in his head and he had no idea what his own name was.

He and Laxus had a rather strenuous period after a big fight that ended with them barely speaking for two weeks and certainly not touching each other. They had a scheduled visit to a sacred temple for a vacation it was too late to really back out on, and both of them considered dropping out or going on different trains. The day proceeded as normal, they were shown around, and they were dismissed from the grounds right at sunset as the temple was closing... Then Laxus found Jura sneaking back in. Laxus ended up fucking Jura on every freakin' surface in that place over the course of the night, and Jura had about five or six of the most intense orga$ms he's ever had in about as many hours. When they were finally done, cleaned up, and left, they had an understanding that everything was forgiven.

One thing about Jura is that he's secretive about his k/nks, given his modesty, but that those k/nks will turn him into a completely different man if they're tapped. It took forever, given how Laxus expected exclusivity from him, for him to figure out that far and away Jura's biggest turn-on is watching. Yep, nothing gets his freak on more than watching Laxus with another man or woman. And even then it took some convincing. But that's how they ended up in Jura's home naked, featuring Orga Nanagear present and bent double, getting his back blown out hardcore by Laxus and Jura beating himself (both in the masturbatory sense and in self-flagellation that would better suit a Catholic). Laxus absolutely refuses to engage in flat c/ckoldry , though, so after Jura got one off, he demanded his boyfriend join in. Which is how you got Jura with his face buried in Laxus' ass while the latter was pounding Orga's ass like it owed him money.

And now for something cute...?

I didn't have a better place to put this but. Yes, Jura would ask Laxus to marry him. Laxus would say no....the first time.

[vegafan69]

Listened to imp!Vegas ba (both versions to get the full effect) I understand you.

AYEEEEEEE

I prefer puppy cause kitten be weird asl lol

[inky-mary414]

Woah, hey... it's me! :O

(Third picture is collaboration with other people's..i don't remember them..)

[bredforloyalty]

yeah yeah the mere presence of nate jacobs on screen makes you uneasy and you hate his guts and he's scary and a ""sociopath"" and you hate his guts and he's as pathetic as he is revolting etc (←gathered from my readings), well me personally he is my friend. had it not been for the laws of this land (he is fictional) i would have slaughtered him but other than that

[askfairyromano]

ahh but youre missing the point, my dear! the fun of stables (and thus stableboys) is not just the horses and their uses! its for ogling very attractive men who are usually somewhat tan and ripped who are endearingly, swoon-worthy good with animals, and for getting into trouble where no one can really see, because its fun and why not! actually using the horses is second on the list of whats fun about stables. listen. i may not know a ~whole lot~ about your life before all of this, or what the rules and expectations are with your life as royalty, but i do know for certain that you live a very restricted life and while yes that does have some perks, it seems very lonely, and you deserve some someone hot who is willing to throw some rules away for you to sweep you off your feet and show you some fun. your sex life must be in shambles and that just cannot stand! youre too pretty to not be getting sex on the regular!! its a travesty and i will start bribing staff to do some snooping and info-digging for me unless you start telling me more about your interests! fantasies, hopes, dreams, crushes, admirers, anything will do <3

(im getting fed up with busy schedules man lemme tell you ghjkjhj but they have a discord? ah thats cool! i hope you get something fun out of it! seeing you two collab would be awesome, both your art styles are gorgeous! tbh i was always waaaay too nervous to open up an ask blog. i used to have one WAY back in the old days for canada, but since the rp heyday kinda died down, ive been too shy, but its nice to see a resurgence with them again! youre still my fav tho, even if real life makes sending in asks very difficult :( )

[stitchedragdoll]

Aight, imma cut straight to the chase:

How many people, puppets, animals, etc. have you and Croupier killed each?

"What a silly question"

[sonnys-fan-not-spurs-fan]

Captain kinda welcoming his teammates 🤗

I'd feel very welcome and not scary at all🤣🤣🤣

[ladywritersworld]

"Bana göre aşk inançtır. Aşık olunca gözün kör olur derler ya,öyle işte. İnancın olduğu yerde mantık olmaz. Aşkta zaten mantık işi değildir."

[darkvolley]

Trying to find new let's plays and I come across this. Most based KH fan ever

[snowshinefivez5]

Art trade w/ @Seren Be sure to check out this artists lovely AU and art Art right HERE

[opens-up-4-nobody]

hypothetical struggle between Christianity and paganism in bbc merlin? 👀 one that's very neurodivergent? 👀 do tell

Okay, so Athurian times take place in the early dark ages. Which was probably a weird time for religion in Britain. Because the Roman occupation had just come to an end, leaving behind the structure of catholicism at least with those in positions of power. But religious beliefs were still in the process of blending together with the local practices and other religions, leading to some odd gnostic beliefs. Obviously, bbc merlin doesn't talk about Christianity within Camelot but I think we can assume the catholic church would have a position at the round table. Presumably, Arthur would grow up instructed in catholic belief, go to mass, and have bishops or whatever advising him. He would rule by Devine right, sanctioned by the pope and magic would be characterized as demonic. And that somehow raises the stakes for me, imaging magical merlin within the walls of a very catholic Camelot.

I just have this image of merlin in the back of a cathedral as Arthur attends mass. Kneeling in this beautiful building, head bowed low as the congregation sings praise to a foreign God in a foreign tongue. A God that would apparently have merlin tied to a stake and burned alive. And merlin choking out his empty prayers, echoing in the verbal praise under the isolation of his nonbelief and magical association. Full of fear and venom.

The hypothetical struggle I imagine is one of catholic enforcement pushed by Arthur's religious advisors and Arthur's morality. Because Arthur is a good person and slaughtering a people on the basis religion is insane. So, what does it mean for Arthur if he stops listening to his advisors and starts accepting magic? He has to contend with a spiritual struggle, not just the secular issues presented in the show. And I would looooooove to watch that. The bending of Arthur's beliefs into something more flexible and less rigidly Christian according to the church of the time