#axe bodywash

[cannibalisticsamdean]

debating very heavily tonight on what body wash john winchester would use for a fic

[danieyells]

Oops! Radicalized by the Dr. Bronner’s Soap Bottle

[billie-the-sleepyhead]

I think my cat likes my bodywash.

She kept my towel hostage for like 10 minutes after my shower just rolling around on it/laying on it.

(Her sister was confused and just starring at her.)

[nardo-headcanons]

What kind of bodywash would Naruto characters use?

Part 1: Konoha Ninja + Their senseis

inspired by a chat with @uchihaharlot and my Suigetsu headcanons. just a heads up, these will be rather European centric because that's where I live, but the frangrance hcs still apply. let me know if i should do this for other characters too.

Naruto, Shikamaru, and Choji use cheap 2 in 1 men's bodywash. They also uses axe deodorant spray very liberally. Their go-to is the Fa Men Kick Off shower gel.

Sasuke and Sai are not too fond of strong frangrances. They need something practical that won't irritate the skin and clean them properly. They use something more neutral, like sebamed fresh shower gel.

Sakura prefers more feminine fragrances and takes great care of her skin. She isn't afraid to pay a little more for good bodywash. I see her using dove cherry bodywash even though she smells like antiseptic most of the time.

Kakashi keeps his bodywashes neutral like Sasuke, preferring scents like body lotion or baby powder. He's a loyal Nivea Creme Care bodywash user.

Ino enjoys anything floral and she often switches around the scents regarding her current mood and vibes. She is currently using Kneipp cornflower and mallow scented bodywash.

Asuma needs something strong to get rid of the persistent tabacco smell his cigs leave in his beard and hair. He uses Yves Rocher shower gel concentrate in the same ratio he would use regular bodywash.

Kiba canonically bathes with Akamaru very often, which is why he uses dog-safe bodywash created by the Inuzuka clan.

Hinata loves mildy scented shampoos, nothing too harsh. She uses Rituals of Sakura and Rice milk bodywash and secretly loves how it kinda smells like fabric softener. Shino, much like Kiba, uses a formula created by his clan, which is bug-safe and not too harsh on the skin.

Kurenai loves the smell of sandalwood. As a jonin she earns a little more and therefore can spend more money on luxury bodywash, like Acqua Colonia Sandalwood and Peony shower gel.

Gai and Lee use the same type of bodywash, and that is Adidas After Sport Shower Gel because they think having 'sports' in its name, it's the only product suitable for them. However, I do need to give them credit for not using it for their hair - they have an extensive haircare routine, and their locks are told to be smelling like apricot 24/7.

Neji loves the smell of cotton flowers, he uses Nivea naturally good cotton flower shower gel. His hair frequently gets greasy, which is why he uses a special shampoo to keep it clean.

Tenten doesn't care much if her scent is more masculine or feminine. Her go-to is anything green tea scented, like the Jean and Len green tea shower gel.

[mrsrookhunt]

Scent Headcannons for whoever I want across Fandoms because I'm insane and exhausted, thank you for your time

Characters: Azul Ashengrotto, Rook Hunt, Chuuya Nakahara, Howard Phillips Lovecraft, Nikolai Gogol, Sebek Zigvolt, Trey Clover, Jouno Saigiku

Warnings: this is absolute trash slathered onto a page written by someone who got 1 hour of sleep last night. My condolences to you.

Azul Ashengrotto

He smells like the fancy cologne with those terrible labels in French so no one actually knows the scent, they just recognize the word 'musk' and think it's absolutely manly-- whenever he's running the Lounge. When he's alone?

Smells like bananas, it's the gentle scent of his shampoo; it might not be prominent, but if you were to lie down in bed with him and cuddle, you would certainly get a whiff of the flax, chiaseed, and banana shampoo worked into his soft tresses.

Rook Hunt

I'm almost 100% sure there's a vignette where he's mentioned using a cologne Vil made for him, but honestly I'm not sure what's a fever dream and what isn't these days, so he may smell like musk and some sort of flowery scent, or he may smell like cedarwood and patchouli, thanks to his heavily scented deodorant.

He loves anything heavily scented, it gives him a sense of distinct presence and gives you a headache. When he's hunting, however, he uses unscented products, so you may be able to escape the cloud of heady aroma occasionally by accompanying him on a hunting trip.

Chuuya Nakahara

Another cologne user SHOCKING!

Chuuya's cologne is milder than you might think. He doesn't need a strong aroma predicting his presence, and he doesn't like it either. His cologne is light and scented with sandalwood and cherry.

It's just enough to smell on him when you come within two feet of him, but nothing even remotely overpowering.

Probably the most modest cologne user in this list. The rest of them absolutely bathe in them like it's the middle school boy's locker room with axe body spray.

Howard Phillips Lovecraft

He smells like ozone. You might know it as the scent of being outside too long, but it is stuck to him. The general scent of the outdoors fluctuates on him.

He smells like salt water, particularly when you go in for awkward hugs, and his hair is coarse and knotted with sand and sea. He always smells like the ocean to some degree. You could drag him through a shower and wash and untangle that matted hair of his, and throw the most aromatic stuff possible on him and he still would come out smelling like seasalt and ozone.

It's never coming off of him. I hope you enjoy the sea.

G o o d l u c k

Bonus, the first time you tried to wash his hair out a nest of crabs crawled out and he wasn't even shocked.

Nikolai Gogol

He smells like cookies. You may be thinking, why would he smell like cookies? Well, how do you think the DOA lured Sigma in?

It's his deodorant. It's highly strong. After one night of using it, he awoke to his entire bedding smelling strongly of warm cookies. I am definitely not describing the deodorant I use and speaking from experience cough coUGH

I hope you've got a strong stomach, because you will crave sweets every time you get a whiff, or, conversely you will think of Nikolai everytime you smell cookies.

Sebek Zigvolt

Drowning himself nightly in whatever scent Malleus once mentioned was most pleasing to his senses 3 years ago. Probably eucalyptus and Anjou pear.

It is, luckily, a pleasing scent, even if it's so adept at assaulting your senses can smell him coming farther than his voice reaches. He's killing your ears and nose at the same time. The two birds didn't even require one stone, they dropped dead when he got too close.

Conversely, at home, he uses a light, citrus scented bodywash that leaves a pleasing glow on his skin and a comfortable smell clinging to him. He had to stop bathing in the pear scent after clients at his family's dental clinic vomited when he entered the room.

Trey Clover

Another false alarm for bakers everywhere, believing their pastries grew legs and walked out the door. Smells like cinnamon rolls at absolutely all times.

It's very, very pleasant and most people adore the soft scent that eminates from him when he gets close.

It's the result of ordering a perfume on accident, after believing he was ordering a charcoal and birch scented cologne. It smelled good enough that he was willing to overlook the fact that it was for young girls.

Jouno Saigiku

HE SMELLS SO GOODDDD

Turmeric and sage bodywash + flaxseed shampoo.

It's subtle, so you'll only be lucky enough to be graced with the scent if he lets you get close into his personal bubble, which can either be rare, or he could be extremely enthusiastic about keeping close contact with you at all times. It depends on who you are to him.

When he's going to an event or to receive some sort of award, he puts on a splash of pine-scented cologne. It's very classic, but he claims it fits him well.

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June 20th, 2023

-Kaori

[twiixr4kidz]

ticci toby headcanons!!!!

taking a break from asks to write for my favorite character of all time :3 i've been mega-fixated on him since i was like 9 that's fucking crazy (also slendermansion haters dni!!!! im a slendermansion TRUTHER)

he smells like dirt and cigarettes and irish spring bodywash

actually he probably eats dirt

and occasionally gravel

he'll go on like, 7 hour long walks and collects dead bugs in a plastic bag and (tries to) pin them

he's the type of guy to have a pet spider

literally lives in the same musty hoodie and only takes it off to wash it

his music taste is a combination of numetal and emo, and hollywood undead is his favorite band

he's very 2000s older brother aesthetic if you know what i mean

he has a lot of body mods because he 1. thinks they look cool and 2. can't feel the pain that it takes to get them

lots and lots of stick n pokes

he has his septum, a nostril, both eyebrows, dolphin bites, n his tongue pierced (he did them himself)

he's in the process of stretching his ears and his septum too :3 but not too big cuz it freaks him out

he's literally always chewing on something

obviously really good at axe-throwing

his go-to snack is a cherry pepsi, cool ranch doritos or pizza combos, and sour patch kids

the woods is his happy place

he loves messing with his appearance :3 he thinks of it as just getting to customize his character

he keeps his hair on the longish side but you can't really tell because it's curly

he likes to mess with it every now and then n change the style (which you can tell by the faded raccoon tails and blonde-ish ends of his hair)

[glitzkrieg]

Review of Samatoki Aohitsugi’s perfume, White Madness.

Again, fragrance notes for these perfumes were never released and it’s mind boggling and frustrating so I’ll do my best for you!

JP fans say this is manly, musky, a little sweet, fresh and marine. Smells like a ‘dangerous man’

I say this is like a tropical Axe men’s bodywash with some ‘sea breeze’, coconut and ozone. It’s like walking under neon lights at the harbor but you’re a teenage boy in a decades old leather jacket covering up your BO / smoking habit. There’s a little musk here on the drydown. I’d say this is 100% masc—would be great for scenting your sweatshirt as a BF hoodie. This plus cigarettes is probably how Samatoki smells.

If you like men’s five in one bodywash, sea breeze, white musk and ozone you’ll like this. Has a moderate throw so people will smell this on you. Would be nice to hug your fictional bf and smell this on clothes.

[majorluz]

bodywash for men is like 'fortified to proctect ur sallow leathery skin and make ur dick big and luscious. smells like charcoal thats been used to barbecue already and the worst axe body spray' bodywash for women is like 'super gentle-wentle as to not hurtie-wurtie your poor little wombyn skin.... smells relly pretty like flowers and unicorns and that girl that bullied u in 6th grade that u kinda liked- huh? nvm 😊 ur husband will love the way u smell and maybe give u a kiss instead of watching hte football' wheres the oyster scented body wash??? can i PLEASE get the oyster scented body wash??

[dogwittaablog]

I wonder if nolpat smells good. like after the greasy hair comment and I thought I saw somewhere that he shared deodorant with tk which is… also the hunting and fishing wouldn’t help. but idk he also gives me the vibes that he would smells woodsy (I feel like his sisters would’ve bullied him into not smelling bad)

I really cannot picture him to be the type to be going all out or caring much about fragrances/scents... he seriously seems like he'd either be wearing axe body spray or some random boujee shit he picked up in sephora by asking the sales associate to just give him their best scent and was just like "this is good enough" and bought it asjdakds.

I'd probably say that he doesn't wear cologne or body spray everyday, I think my dude just smells like whatever bodywash (specifically old spice) or deodorant he has mixed in with his own natural scent.

Growing up he definitely would lay in his older sisters bed while still being musty and gross after hockey practice just to spite her, and try to force a hug out of her so she could smell him.

[i-write-boop-spoops]

Guzma looks like he smells, but I don't necessarily mean that in a bad way. I feel like a little musk never hurt anyone :)

You are not the first anon to bring this up (and I suspect not the last lol) and I totally agree!

It's not not rhat he doesn't shower regularly or use deodourant - because he does (then again he uses 7-in-1 bodywash and whatever the pokemon equivalent of axe/lynx bodyspray is (Haxorus? Luxray? I suppose it depebss on where you're from lol)). Guzma just has a slight musk, nothing overpowering, you really only smell it when you're embracing him. It's comforting to you, masculine and slightly tangy

[the-fat-raccoon]

top five scents top five animales

top 5 scents!!

I chose to interpret this as scents I like to wear as perfumes candles bodywashes etc because choosing my top 5 scents ever is far too much of a world changing decision to make. So here's a look into what I most commonly smell like I guess

Vanilla/Cotton Candy

A toss up because I usually wear these hand in hand. A sweet treat. A delicious scent combo for the ages. I smell like a carnal carnival carnie and everybody wants to be my girlfriend when I smell like this. This is real. This is real life. You couldn't handle this scent combo.

Cherry/Blackberry

Another toss up! I like cherry scents because they also sometimes just smell like candy red. and also because my color pallete irl is black and red so it's on theme to smell like these. But I have a perfume that smells like both black cherries and blackberries that I got for the holidays and it smells so delightful.

Lemon

Lemon scent is like a gender to me its like a long lost childhood friend it's like a soldier in the trenches with me with which I shared an intimate night it's a narrative motif to me you would not understand my relationship with lemon scent if you tried. God made the fruit of knowledge and apple because he knew the tart and sweet olfactory sensation that is a lemon would be far too tempting no snake required and he had to give us a fighting chance.

Doritos Cool Ranch

A manly scent for men. Best paired with far too much axe body spray and a set of 50 pound dumbbells. This is for MEN ONLY. No boys allowed.

Rain

It smells good tee hee. I love a candle that smells like right after it rains. I don't carry an umbrella so there have been occasions where I've become a sopping wet pathetic rain smelling creechjre.

Top 5 animals!!!

Raccoon

Love these little guys so much. LITERALLY ME!!(REAL!!!!!!)

Garden Snail

Oughhh. the Thing. 🐌 <- full of love and so so big. If I could I would show this creature the whole world because I know it is the only being capable of fully appreciating all the wonders of life. a snails can have a kissies as a treat.

Mothman (somewhere between. animal and man)

I know him personally

Sharks

These creatures used to scare me but I know now they are actually very kind and friendly and smooth friends. I'll only ever see them in person at aquariums tho, scared of the ocean.

Fireflies

When I was really young we used to get these every summer and I loved to catch them. I don't know if it's because I've moved since then or climate change or what, but I don't see them much anymore and it makes me sad. I miss evenings in June through August filled with hundreds of tiny little living lanterns in the sky. I miss my happy glowy flying friends :< whenever I see them now I make an effort to go out and run around and let them land in my hand and stuff. Sometimes I'll catch a few but now that I'm older I know better and I release them a few songs after. Fireflies if you're reading this I love you and miss you. :<

[sensualautopsy]

Not food, but they did this with soaps and shampoo, too. The head & shoulders normal bottles are suddenly the size of the minis but cost the same. The axe bodywash say its got 300mls in it, but an older version of the same soap, also with 300ml, is obviously bigger. A can of energy drinks shrink and price is the same, 20 bucks + tax, then the company rolls out a new "super size" but its the previous normal size for 25 bucks + tax. The chip bags I remember being large family sized is more than half-reduced in size. The twix with 6 in it now has 5, the price is the same as before.

Milk goes on sale for 5 bucks. It's 1Liter cartons, and becayse its on sale for so little, its limited to 3 per family. not even 10 years ago the milk costed 6 bucks. now it costs 16.

prices just keeps going up and up.

They’ve started putting less spice mix in my favourite instant noodles and it is pissing me off SO MUCH.

[drpupper]

boysmel teairles

ah, i must comply by request...

S tier:

damp facecloth with a bit of handsoap apploed to the pit 20 minutes before and left to dry (snifsnifsnifsnif)

old spice pure sport deodorant (swore by it back when i was masc)

A tier:

lightly applied cologne (never overdo it! you should be seen before you are smelled)

any bodywash (usually the smell wears off on these after you dry off after your shower. your mileage may vary)

antipersperant (sensitive skin gang)

bare pittin it, light to no activity (uwu)

B tier:

any other deodorant (at least u put in the effort!!)

2in1 body wash/shampoo (this stuff makes your hair brittle and wiry but doesnt really affect the scent too much. dont recommend but you do you)

"i sincerely hope you dont do this" tier:

axe body spray (u aint special)

any cologne used in excess (ESPECIALLY grapefruit scented ones; these give me a migraine. also everyone can tell if ur covering up weed or BO with this instead of taking a shower. not a good look)

bare pittin it, heavy activity (please do not smell like a smash melee supermajor in public, or if you wanna meet up with somebody.)

[iomadachd]

He's grinning at the conviction in Steve's voice. He's pretty sure no one would say anything to Steve because he's Captain America and part of the Avengers Initiative. Dean is a Level 1 grunt. They are not the same.

He's quick to head into the locker room, and would love to find the guy who still thinks Axe is an acceptable bodywash. He's already peeling off his shirt and heading for the first available stall at Steve's question.

"Honestly, the operative word here is ice cream. I'll try just about any flavor once. I do love a good Rocky Road or Moose Tracks, though."

                                "WE DESERVE A BREAK," Steve announces. "And if we wanna get better ice cream than SHIELD can offer for our break, then I don't see why they would have an issue with us taking a quick trip across the bridge." Nobody had ever said anything to Steve, at least, but then he's also not working a regular nine-to-five most days, and accumulating overtime hours left and right besides that. He figures it's the same with Dean, at least for missions, so if anyone wants to give them shit about it, Steve will have a socialist speech ready in under 3 seconds.

                            He holds the door for Dean, then follows him into the men's locker room that keeps smelling of Axe bodyspray no matter how often Steve opens all the windows. Someone here bathes in it, apparently. "What's your favorite flavor, by the way?"

[moodys-art]

"wow that must smell like [fictional character]" is exclusively how i choose my shower gels and shampoos now