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readbythestarlight · 4 years ago

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So okay is tonight the last episode? Because people keep saying it is basically and like while I’ve resigned myself to it ending I feel like if it ends tonight it’s gonna be VERY abrupt

I’ve been so distracted by the battle I forgot to type lol

That thing Caleb did with the glaive was intense tho and very clever

[[MORE]]

"I cast Marine Layer!!!" lol

I’m sorry HOW many attacks??

Jfc how is Veth still up

Don’t make her cut through the body of her wife wtf Matt

Oh thank goodness

Veth noooooo

"Lots of cover" says Caleb, who is trapped under a tower

E: "Caleb I need you!"

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

I’m crying

YAAAAAS BABY

SAVING HIS MAN

"Press my forehead to his forehead" FUCKINGGGGGGGS

F O R E H E A D T O U C H

I’m going to cry forehead touches are my FAVORITE form of showing affection and intimacy

jester NO

This is starting to get frustrating as a fight come ON KILL HIM

Both of the clerics going down

Wonderful

Oh thank GOD he had death ward

Holding onto his maaaaaan

Caleb that’s smart very nice

Should have willed her to just live tho tbh

Fuck I need to sleep just as the fight has started to get interesting/stressful

Oh thank god that Cad had a diamond ready to bring her back

Oh no is it gonna fail??

FUCK

that’s the first time they’ve failed to bring someone back

OH MY GOD

MATTHEW YOU SON OF A BITCH

God the clerics are in BAD shape

Please stop picking on my kids

Cant Lucien and the Eyes just die

He’s down fuck

And Essek’s right there with him

Fuck

Oh thank GOD for that heal bless you Laura/Jester

Niiiiiice!

Oh daaaaamn Beau nice move

NAT20 YEAAHHHH

Marisha jumping up and down in her chair lol

Essek Gonna fuck him UP for hurting Caleb HELL yeah

Y’all I’m writing so much Shadowgast in my head

FUCK HIM UP BOIIIIIII

Babyyyyyyy

Plz don’t kill Essek

Essek nooooo

Oh thank god

Not my other BOYYYY

Okay okay oKAY GOOD

HOW is there still an hour and a half to go

Stop trying to kill my BOY

Babyyyy D:

Hey Matt why don’t you tell us what Essek saw

Did he see Caleb reaching out for him

Did he Matt

Did he

FUCK NOT AGAIN

CALEB NOOOO

God dammit

Fucking fuck

he’s DEAD

fucking hell

Essek get back to your man

Of course they can’t see him

Not that it matters because he’s dead

Fucking fuuuuuck

End this fight already I hate this

Come on Laura roll really good

YES

GO LAURA

GO JESTER

YAAAAAAAAAS

Y’all I literally shrieked

Holy shit y’all

Hoooolllyyyyy shit

Oh that’s both spooky and soft

Oh good the eyes are going too I’m glad

Bring him BACK

I’m begging

Revivify

Please oh gods please

(Essek please stand there in the background anxious)

Please god y’all can’t kill Liam’s character at the end of BOTH campaigns

God I was CONVINCED he was going to be perma-dead

“Insight check” I’m laughing through my tears

Somebody let Essek hug Caleb or something idk

What the

No way

I’m with Essek and Fjord here

“Once you’re a member of the Mighty Nein you’re in. You should know that by now.” Okay okay okay

Are we really gonna do this omg

Yoooooo go back for the bag!

Oh no

RIP the bag of holding

Fjord’s priorities are in the right place *nod*

Gonna have to have a one shot to find the lost U’kotoa eye I guess

NAT20 whoopWHOOP

Awww Fjorjester huuuuug they’re so wholesome

I honestly don’t know how I feel about this

Oh my godddddddd

What

Was it a 9???

What was it??

OH NO

A NAT1?? oh jeeze

That

That hurts

To have lost him a second time, basically

Ouch…

Essek now is not the time to be jealous, love

Fjord checking up on my boy

E: “It’s not fair. It’s not fair, you’ve all come so far. It’s just not fair.”

F: “It rarely is. You did more for us and for him than most anyone we know

“I spent my entire life studying with the intent to not let things like this happen to chance. That can’t be it, can it?”

F: “I don’t know, but if you ere to ask my wife friend Cad he’d tell you that life continues on. It changes, it elopes, it grows. I don’t think there’s an end…” couldn’t follow the rest but I’m crying a LOT

“You’ve shown me all I need to see” THANK YOU FJORD im crying so hard y’all

“Caleb Widowgast. Have you ever accepted defeat?”

“Hm. Maybe today for the first time. Or, well, a chance in direction anyway.”

Essek wants to help so bad y’all I’m cryin’

Oh dang Cad

HOLY

oh my god

02%

WILD

MOM

???

“Put it back. I think they’ve earned it. Put it back.”

Oh my goddddd

I feel better knowing it’s Taliesin’s choice

I’m gonna CRY

My GODDDSS

“I can’t deal with the emotional whiplash” GIRL SAME

“Your eyes open for the first time”

Holy

FUCK

“Bolts up and runs”

Oh my god y’all

My god

GROUP HUG HIM

Molly

Mollymauk

MOLLYMAUK

TEALEAF

not empty not empty no

Babyyyy

Fuck y’all I’m gonna cry

I’m gonna cry for real

I didn’t think I’d really be so happy to have him back

Holy SHIT y’all

Yeeeeees hug your man Caleb

This is so emotional I’m crying

“Empty” no baby

I’m so glad it wasn’t at the cost of us losing Caduceus

I love Cad so much

“I’m so tired”

“I think you have a bright future ahead of you”

I’m crying over everyone being so sweet to Essek <3

“You’re always welcome at my house”

Y’all I’m gonna BAWL next week

Literally gonna just weep for however many hours it lasts

#cr spoilers #emi watches critical role #critical role #critical role spoilers

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lordxgrinnyxboy · 4 years ago

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listening to the london version, 3/4

a scar is born!

“Grinpayne? Grinpayne?!” Dea...when you find him...kill him.

“something is scorching the air ‘round my head” it’s your thots gwyn weren’t you paying attention

“Is this the truth? Is this the truth, now?” first of all Excellent Vibes but also can we get some Gwynplaine Trelaw + If It’s True in the club? Especially the Justin Vernon If It’s True? i yearn

i love osric. so much.

haha funny how he says he thinks Gwyn is “the only son of God” and Gwyn is fact the only son of Lord Trelaw. could go further but im low on braincells u-u

...this whole sequence is so weird.

“Is this the truth? Is this the truth, now?” please just go lie down sweetheart you are too far gone right now.

“This exquisite boy” awwwww

i’m missing about 90% of what they’re saying actually

*googles lyrics* oh

the tonal dissonance between the way they sing it all cheerful and the fact that This Is Freaking Creepy As Hell with a side of Really Really Sad is just. :O

labyrinth

alright darling let’s see what you’ve got

The Good Stuff Right There

Theremin = Good

interesting he says “something in me is burning” and, at least in the bristol version, Dea makes comments about the Crimson Lethe ‘burning a hole’ in Gwyn’s heart

In the other one he didn’t really comment much about...anything that was going on, really. He’s just kind of there during the scenes where people react to his wound. But here he has a whole verse about it and that’s...different.

“The people say the Grinning Man’s opened their eyes/can they hear the future in my shattered cries” OOF

“Why in hell would I want to feel it again?”

“what if that monster could also change me” 😭😭😭 i am. *snort* vanquished. i cease to be, to live.

PROTECT HIM

are the ‘scorching’ thoughts supposed to be taken literally in this one i mean they keep bringing it up soooo

oh here we go here we go the Dea part let’s go

“and pain, the only comfort I could find” BABY

“Stories are her way of seeing” god i love this part

BUT SHE WOULDN’T LOVE ME IF HER EYES COULD SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUEH

go off theremin! love you!

“If they find laughter in my face, why should I run from their embrace?” HECK

“The dancing with the monsters in my mind” HECK HECK

“and touch it with a heart that isn’t blind” GWYNLIT FERMAIN TRECHARLIE CLANLAW YOU HUSH NOW

side effects of crimson lethe may include dumbass disease

he flourished the R XD

“FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEUH”

i am. exhausted. this one can stay. how’d they fit so much more content in this one

Only a Clown

we’re. going from THAT, to- to th- okay

dambit barkilphedrno

“in truth, I felt like singing, so I did” cartoon villain u-u

this is another deeply unsettling one tbh like just the happy way he’s singing but while setting up the nooses and whatnot it’s just eugh

wait so earlier Gwyn says, “can they hear the future in my shattered cries” and here Barkilphedro says that he can “see a bold new horizon”

“imagine the blade of bilboa in your hand” *Legend of Zelda Link Impersonation* Gwynlit what are you doing

oh sh the “NOOOO” and “FATHER” in this one we actually HEAR the reactions? oh heck heck heck

*adds Tiny, Wretched, and Helpless to the ongoing list of things Gwyn has been called*

OH THIS ONE SLAPS they made a whole bop out of

awww he cryin in the background :((((

damn it bark il phed ro

oh heck this is creepier

FRICK SPIKE IS HERE THIS TIME WHAT TH

is spike still played by dirry-moir’s actor in this one too bc That Is A LOT

one small slice bitch you dragged him on that scythe three freaking times

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICIN

SHUT UP SHUT UP STOP PAUSE RIGHT THERE NOPE NUH UH NOT TODAY

brand new world of feeling ( reprise )

hello i am grateful to be here. what a fabulous place to find myself. that is, anywhere but the above.

u-u Gwyn Makes Bad Choices: The Movie

Josiana CALM DOWN jeez you’re gonna scare somebody

oh yeah she definitely said Freak in this version.

“Love?” see now you’re asking the right questions

no longer grateful to be here

music’s pretty though

wait no where’s the guard when i need them to show up

THANK YOU QUAKE, THANK YOU.

“Did this brute hurt you” *lizard impersonation* “quite the opposite” i’m going to go climb into my mailbox and die there. Why This. Genuinely Why This.

“The torture chamber, not the nightclub” EXCUSE? PARDON? WHAT?

Josiana i genuinely hate that u can sing like an angel it isn’t fair

the smiling song

what is a smiling song precious we are Not Familiar

ohhhhh nvm this is the “have him hold the giant puppet head and get everybody to surround him so the audience won’t see him putting on a shirt” song

who the hell is this

angelica???

DEA TAKE ME BACK TO THE PLACE

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Call him freak one more time Jojo. Call him freak again.

“I can’t believe that filth-ridden clown soon will be wearing my velvet gown” it’s funny Bark bc Gwynp could actually say the same thing,,,,,

THE DAY I WAS ALMOST A LOOOOOOOORD not as good

something something “Josiana, what did she see, could I see Dea the way she saw me” W H A T

so is he like. awake. in this version or.

#tgm #the grinning man

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northeasternwind · 6 years ago

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my sister held good omens hostage until i watched spiderverse so here is the liveblog

Hi peter!!!

Is tehre. Is there only one spiderman

I already feel a great kinship with this kid

In a minute LMAO

GIGGLES aw baby

SKDJFHSKJDHFJ SAME MILES, SAME

What the mcheck do they expect spiderman to do

AWWWW POOR BABY LMAO

I feel that miles i denied the chance to skip a grade because i wanted to stay with my friends

He’s just grumpy dude

DAD PLEASE

FFS DAD OMFG

Hey don’t make fun of him he just loves his dad

Ilu miles pls

Is this how straight people start relationships

LMAO MILES YOUR TEACHER IS TOO SMART

I wanna be spiderman too tbh

LKMNSKAJHSDOU silly faces im yell

Oh god this uncle is gonna die isn’t he

AWWWWW BABY WHAT A GOOD UNCLE

IS SPIDER

AW MILES IS GOOD

KSJDFHSKJDFH HE HEPL

Awww dad and uncle…..

Ur spiderman now

LMAO MILES IS SO MUCH BRAVER THAN ME

JUST FUCKIN SLAPPED THAT SPIDER

Same miles i’d hate having a roommate

U HIT PUBERTIES

OMFG HE IS A COMIC BOOK CHARACTER NOW

Is this how straight people flirt

Is this a straight people thing

What the fuck

OH NO HE’S JUST SPIDERMAN NOW

EVERYONE SAW ME DUDE

I’m so sorry. You’re a main character miles

LMFAO SO THAT’S WHERE THE PLAY DUMB MEME IS FROM

THERE HE GO

BIRDS!!!!

BIRDS

Aw your new hair looks kinda nice! XD

UNCLE I’M SPIDERMAN YOU’RE IN DANGER

DAD I’M SPIDERMAN

Miles,,,,,, u will die

OH!!! SPIDEY SENSE!!!

PROTEC SMOL!!!!

MILES GO!!! LIKE YOU’RE TRYING BUT TRY HARDER!!!

SPIDEY!!!! HE SAVE!!!! YEYE

FOR FUCKS SAKE PETER LMFAOFHSDKJFHJ

Awwww baby,,,, :(

See u in a bit skdjfhksjdfhkj

Ashley says it gets complicated soon i’m gonna die

NOW HE IS FLAT

LMFAO MILES

JESUS SAME MILES, FUCKIN SAME i too would record

Who the fuck is this

Its time

Uh dad pls help

DAD

OHHHH the girl from earlier nearly said gwen because that’s spiderman’s girlfriend. I c. i unerstan

Goblin is fuckin ded

PETER!!!!

Cough of death

Miles: i diD NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS

He is only a babie peter he cannot swing

Oh peter is so smart!!!

...o he ded

nO!!! DONUT KILL THE GUY!!!!

He run

There he go

MILES OH MY GOD YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE A CONDUCTOR A HEART ATTACK

LOMFAO OSADJLKS BANKSY

Oh baby!!! Baby D:

He watched a man DIE

HI DAD!!!! I HAVE SEEN THE FACE OF DEATH AND IT LOOKED LIKE SPIDERMAN

Baby you are so smol

STAN LEE OH MY GOD

We are all spiderman

Aw baby,,,,

U gonna die LMFAOSFHDKSFJGJSDFHSKDJF HE GAVE UP

SAME TBH

I HATE HEIGHTS

Oh he’s tryin again!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hey u didn’t die!!!! Congrat!!!

Oh u broke the thing

Its okay there’s always a way

Come on there’s no fuckin way there’s no one else here

Who what the fuck

Ohhhh

kKJSDFHKSDJFHKSJDFHKJ

THE PIZZA IS MULTIPLYING

LMAO HE GRABBED THE MASK SAME BUDDY

OOF

I was about to say he’s too strong but he’s spiderman

ADIO

THERE HE GO LMAO i say lmao too much what’s a new acronym i can use

LSKDFJHSKDJFHSKJDHFKJSDF A CHILD DRESSED AS SPIDERMAN

Is this what nyc is like ashley

Miles is smert

Babie :c he sad

YAYA well i’d be hungry too

GIGGLES ITS THE MEME

HE STRONK

Clicky keyboard

LMAO

Miles babie

What the fuyck

JSHDKJ the glitching

KJHSDDKFJSH THE EXERCISE BALL

MORE SPIDERPEOPLE!!!!

NOOO OMFG HER HAIR

Oh its the aunt,,,,,

What a cool secret hideout!!!

MORE SPIDERPEOPLE@!!!! YES

Oh my god

HE IS A BABY

He is a baby

Uncle is fucking dead

Oh it’s worse than that he’s a villain

Yep that’s him

Your uncle is cool tho omg

Babies,,,,,,,

Sorry i’m super

OH NO HE DED

I’M SO DEISTRACT

He didnt wanna kill he nephew boy,,,,,

Wow this dude really was in danger and not in the way i expected

OH,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, BABY,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, NOOOOO,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MY SON

Aw boi he about to find his bro

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh babie D:

Hey!!!! Join the dead uncle club

They are a beeg spider

He is only a babie

Make a muffled noise me dude

Dad i am tied to a chair and gagged pkease break the door down

DAD I AM TIED TO A FUCKING CHAIR

PLEASE DISRESPECT MY BOUNDARIES AND UNTIE ME DAD

O!!! He is magic now!!!

U cannot spraypaint fabric this is false advertising

This is a hell of a backstory

There he go :D

Are u fuckin with me omg

KJSGFHDKJGFHDKJFHGKDJFHGKJ IM CRYIN THE WAITERS

Ffs peter

Peter for FUCKS SAKE YOU ARE EMBARRASSING ME

Oh my god is this the get this bread meme. Is that what this is

More banksy

Well

I fuckin love noir spiderman oh my god

Peni is A CHILD

Its time,,,, for piggy

LKJSDLFKJSD PPPBBBBTT

HONK

THERE HE GO

SKJDFHSKDJFH he is good learn

Noooo the robot is gone,,,,,

She is too smol

There she go :c

ITLL FIT IN YOUR POCKET KSDJFHKSDJFHKJSDHF

Its still not a good joke but omg

Yeah something bad’s gonna happen before this dude goes

We’re all spiderman

What the fuck this is excellent writing

No guns

Ffs dude you really put yourself through this again

Bimch backup won’t help

Pls do not beat him up he is small

What the fuck who wrote this???? This writing is too good

LMFAOFHSKDJFHKSJDHFJ

Yaya!!!! It is normal

He has seen the glory of the multiverse

KJSDHFLKSJDHF THE ANVIL

Ok well back where we started

Pls do not arrest spiderman he is just a child

I’m sorry dad i was tied to a chair last time

Dad pls u are so bad at this

Pls i am smol gimme a hug

I can’t vbelieve his dad is commissioner gordon

Awwwwwww

Oh can we talk !!! YAY!!!! THE END

#passing wind #liveblag

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billy-batson · 7 years ago

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snskamsmwn nemo pls i love u 😭😭😭 mom i love u 😭😭😭😭 siblings i l o v e u 😭😭😭😭😭😭💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 i love u all sm im cryin help 😭💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

awww i have a good baby

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parchmints · 7 years ago

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Y’all s3 was a wild ride and i documented my emotional journey

s3 live blog under the cut

S3 E1

The intro is so long gimme that content

“SORRY KEITH”!!!!!! klance confirmed

Look at Allura’s nice ass room

I love coran kdfljadljf

LOOK AT LANCE AND HUNK GOOOOO

Lance being a leader smh I love you baby boy

LANCE YOU’RE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE

YOU TOO HUNK

HOLY SHIT DAT SPINNY MOVE HUUUUUNK

THE ALIENS ARE HOLDING LANCe in their ARMs

Don’t disrespect the blade of mamora like that

LANCE RESPECTINg them

MATT

Coran called her #5!!!

Coran is the light of my life ngl

Ffuuuuck lance is so cute

Aww omg keiiiith

SPACE TY LEE

Aww hunk bein a good diplomat

Yeah girl allura get shit done

LOOK AT MY BOY

Keith keith keith stooooop

“ill have a pizza roll” lol me

lol how he hear him?

SPACE TY LEE CAN GO INVISIBLE

God I love the lady galras

LOL cat lady stroking her cat bitch me too

I love space ty lee

Lotor you a cold b

Lsejfewjfofpfp the hey man scene im dying

S3 E2

That hieroglyphic?????

NAMES names

THE CAT

BUFF GALRA LADY

Wtf wtf wtf

OH FUCK HE’S TAKING VOLTRON ALLIES FUCK

DON’T FIGHT

LANCE’S FACE

HUHK

Aww hunk doesn’t want to leave yellow

AWWW KEITH

LANCE’S FACE IS SO SAD

LANCE TOUChed HI Medfjiewjifpoefpoekofqeopjwefope

ALLLURA OMG

SHE’S NOT FINE

ALIEN DIVERSITY

SHE CONTROLLED HIS MIND

Aww allura encouraging keith

This one’s for you shiro I love death

ALNCEY LANCE

OOOOOH THAT’S WHERE TE LINE CAME FROM

THE BLACK KITTY

DA FUQ OMG

LAAAANCE LANCE DEVELOPMENT

LANCE YOU’RE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE

THIS IS SUCH GOOD SHIT

These allura and lance moments are gonna kill me!!!!

THIS IS A BAD IDEA KEITH

S3 E3

Lance is so concerned for allura in blue im cryin

Everyone needs to get their shit together im havin a panic attack

KEITH NO

This is a bad bad bad idea

KEITH NO

ALLURA

OMG WHY IS KEITH LEADER?????

KEITH NO

LANCE IS LITERALLY A BETTER LEADER?????

Lotor is gonna fuck up your shit

LEAVE JUST LEAVE

KEITH NO

RUN ALLURA RUN

ALLURA BLUE NO

ALLL THESE KLANCE MOMENTS IM SO BLESSED

ALLURA AS LANCE 10/10

Sweet sweet sweet allura development

THE SONIC CANON BITCH YES

ALLURA YPURE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE

ALLURA FOR PRESIDENT????

STOP MAKING FUN OF LANCE

YEAH BITCH VOLTRON

“HUNK IM A LEG”!!!

YEAH WRECK HIS SHIT

LANCEE “TEAM LEADER” – YOU FICKING FLIRT YOU FUCKIN

S3 E4

Im here for lance supporting allura

I don’t trust this shit

Lol hunk

CORAN’S “NO” I WASN’T READY

Look at allura in her cute as shit paladin outfit

A FUCKING SKELETON

BLUE PALADIN????

Lance no

IS THAT KeITH????

WTF

SHIROOOOO

ALTERNATE REALITIES????????

WHO DA FUQ????

SVEEEEEENN???? DA FUQ???

EMPRESS ALLURA ITS WGAT SHE DESERVES

WHY IS THIS SHIT ON THIS LEVEL WTF????

Led by you allura holy shit

Who da fuck is sven????

I don’t trust this shit

Holy shit that’s fuuuuucked

Whoa this is fuuuucked

This is fucked!!!!!!!!

Guns of gamora?????

Allura girl no you cant

ALLURA NO

Aw poor coran

OH NO

VERY BAD

How they gonna get back????

This is fucked!!!!!

Bitch go off!!!!!

ALLURA’S BAYARD

SVEN SAVED LANCE

LANCE FUCKING LOVES HIM

I love slav holy shit

Lol bye bitch

DA FUCK

LOTOR NO

OH FUCK NO

This ep fucked me the fuck up

S3 E5

Bitch it’s SHIRO

LONG HAIR SHIRO LONG HAIR SHIRO LONG HAIR SHIRO

HE HAS A BEARD HOLY SHIT FUCK ME UP DADDY

This is fucked this is fucked this is fucked

Wtf is fuckening???????

BOY

Is this what happened before they formed Voltron?

Or is this now?

Dat ass tho

Shit Shiro dam

WTF IS THAT

NOOOOO

Who dis???

OH SHIT THIS IS NOW

He’s telling the truth you shits

Lol buff galra loves violence sm

I bet this is when Matt comes

MATT COME THROUUUUGH

God shiro is such a fucking superhero

SHIRO GET IT

SHIRO SHIRO SHIRO

Shiro come baaaack

SHIRO IN THAT OUTFIT HELLLOOOOOOOO

This entire season has me so fucked

Oh fuck

IT WAS SHIRO

HE’S SO CLOSE TO VOLtroN

THEY’RE GONNA JUST PASS EACH OTHER

NOOOOOOOOOO

SHIROOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO THIS IS FUCKED IM FUCKED

I haaaaaate thiiiiis

What if haggar is his mom?????

Haggar is so his mom

Pilot log?? Noooooooo

Four days nooooooo!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOO

LET SHIRO REST

NO NO NO NO NO HE IS NOT ABOUT TO STARVE TO DEATH

FUCK THIS

THIS IS TORTURE HE’S REMEMBERING THEM ALL OMG

HOLY SHIT HILY HSIT

SHIRO SHIRO SHIRO

THEY GOT HIM

LOOK AT KEITH

IM FUCKED

IM GONNA CRY IM DYING

S3 E5

Bitch it’s SHIRO

LONG HAIR SHIRO LONG HAIR SHIRO LONG HAIR SHIRO

HE HAS A BEARD HOLY SHIT FUCK ME UP DADDY

This is fucked this is fucked this is fucked

Wtf is fuckening???????

BOY

Is this what happened before they formed Voltron?

Or is this now?

Dat ass tho

Shit Shiro dam

WTF IS THAT

NOOOOO

Who dis???

OH SHIT THIS IS NOW

He’s telling the truth you shits

Lol buff galra loves violence sm

I bet this is when Matt comes

MATT COME THROUUUUGH

God shiro is such a fucking superhero

SHIRO GET IT

SHIRO SHIRO SHIRO

Shiro come baaaack

SHIRO IN THAT OUTFIT HELLLOOOOOOOO

This entire season has me so fucked

Oh fuck

IT WAS SHIRO

HE’S SO CLOSE TO VOLtroN

THEY’RE GONNA JUST PASS EACH OTHER

NOOOOOOOOOO

SHIROOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO THIS IS FUCKED IM FUCKED

I haaaaaate thiiiiis

What if haggar is his mom?????

Haggar is so his mom

Pilot log?? Noooooooo

Four days nooooooo!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOO

LET SHIRO REST

NO NO NO NO NO HE IS NOT ABOUT TO STARVE TO DEATH

FUCK THIS

THIS IS TORTURE HE’S REMEMBERING THEM ALL OMG

HOLY SHIT HILY HSIT

SHIRO SHIRO SHIRO

THEY GOT HIM

LOOK AT KEITH

IM FUCKED

IM GONNA CRY IM DYING

S3 E6

SNIPER LANCE

ALLURA AND HER BAYARD

What arethey doing?

That was such good teamwork :’)

HELLO ARMS

Brogans im crying

His hair NOOOOOO

WHERE ARE MY HUGGS????????/

KLANCE KLANCE

LANNCEEEEE

Im crying my beautiful baby boy????

Also klance is so canon im also crying

I cant believe that scene happened my poor son

Umm where’s sven and slav?

Are they in their reality?

DA FUQ I mean I knew it but omg

THIS IS ANOTHER TRAP

God im so happy shiro is back

DEM GIRLS

I GOTCHA BUDDY

Klance confirmed

Lance butt

They are all so fucked????

Throk is FUCKED

I hate shiro’s hair

Hate it

It blasted through the particle barrier!!!!

Voltron bitch!!

SHIT they need to not listen to SHIRO

YES KEITH BITCH

BITCH YES

So proud keith so proud

Where are we???

S3 E7

Dat bitch about to get fridged

ORIGIN TIME

This is the last ep I wanna die

Oh he has a sworrrrd

THE LANCE One

I LOVE THE GREEN LION ONE????

Young zarkon is cute

Allura looks just like her mom crying

Lol ZARKON ACTING LIKE MR. DARCY

Is she related to that one general?

BABY ALLURA FUUUUCK

MINERVA

This is gonna fuck me up

Zarkon loves her so much

BLUE

The lance paladin I cant

I LOVE THE LANCE PALADIN

RIGHT HAND

Im so fucked up that lance is keith’s right hand like shit

BLUE

Woo they okay

Omg the parallels are killing me

“AM I A LEG???” this is my fave fuking joke holy shit

HAGGAR I KNEW IT I KNEW IT

I FUCKING KNEW IT

THAT’S WHY ZARKON IS SO OLD

THIS IS FUCKED

God I love the paladins

MINUS YOU ZARKON YOU CAN CHOKE

Okay maybe not choke but….

DA FUCK IS HAPPENING????

THEY LIVE

HOLY SHIT????

HAGGAR WTF

Oh fuck

I HATE EVERYTHING NOOOOOO

#the shiro episode really fucked me up #vld #vld spoilers #vld live blog

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A bit less than 101 comment summary abt produce 101 season 2 ep 6 [watch it here]

Noone even reads those anymore but I like doing them so you know what fuck it lol

1. Omg this subber adds full names and ent companies I’m in love theyre just showing the rankings rn

2. The benefit is now 10k for the team that gets 1st place by individual points but the 1st place trainees for each category is 100 fucking 000

3. The position songs are

a. RAP- Zico – Boys and Girls // iKON – Rhythm Ta // SMTM – I’m not the person you used to know // Mino – Fear

b. VOCAL – BoA – Amazing Kiss // SJung Seunghwan – If it was you // Blackpink – Playing with Fire // BTS – Spring day // I.O.I – Downpour

c. DANCE – Ed Sheeran – Shape of You // Flo Rida – Right Round // Jason Derulo – Get Ugly // NSync – POP

4. Good luck kiddos the choosing is hidden so they won’t see who chose what before they’ve chosen themselves

5. Seungwoo just dragged my baby Hyunbin through mud and said he doesn’t wanna be in a dance team with him again lol I understand him fully though aahahahahha

6. Samuel just said he’s a bit afraid of Jihoon so he wants to avoid him but they’re in the same team again aaaaaaahahahhahaha THIS IS SO CUTEE

7. Hyungseob didn’t want eigher but GET FUCKED AAHAHAH ALL HIGH RANKED DANCERS ARE IN GET UGLY SEUNGWOO AND DANIEL AND HYUNGSEOB AND JIHOON AND SAMUEL

8. PLAYING WITH FIRE TEAM AKA REN DAEHWI SEWOON ANDDDDDDDD BAEKHO

9. FUCKING GOD DAEHWIS FACE WHEN BAEKHO WENT INTO THE PLAYING WITH FIRE TEAM AHAHA LIL KID SO SCARED

10. Hyunbin is up and BoA is like…. Bro u alright?? U sure about this?

11. BOI IS GONNA SING AAHAHAH FUCK DUMBO ITS IOI DOWNPOUR

12. Big Woojin was the last to choose Get Ugly and closes it goddamn

13. Gunhees mouth opens so wide holy shit

14. ALL VOCAL POSITIONS GOT TAKEN BEFORE WOODAM COULD CHOOSE IM SO FUCKING DEPRESSED THIS IS SO SAD IM SO SORRY BABY BABY HES CRYING THIS IS SO DEPRESSING

15. Fuck this show I’m so so sad how could they do this to Woodam

16. Everyone are looking forward to Playing with Fire Team bc they all know how arranging music works

17. Baekho: Disagrees w Sewoon

Mnet: *tense aggressive music* *montage of angry eyed Baekho* *red filter*

18. This team has troubles with agreeing on the style of the stage

19. IM A BOY YOU ARE A GIRL IM A BOY BUT YOU ARE A GIRL

20. This stage has Alpaca Youngmin, BNM Donghyun and Dongbin the crybaby

21. But it looks like theyre having disagreements too RIP

22. Dongbin doesn’t even know how to rap baby why did you go there someone save Youngmin

23. JINWOOS TEAM YE BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

24. Mnet is tryna pit Jinwoo and Seongri againste eachother aahahah fuck off anyways Seongri is the center

25. Kim Yehyeon just gave everyone a full course in music theory and composition WELL FUCKING DONE DUDE YOU GOT MY RESPECT

26. Save Yongguk who others haven’t even noticed before I NOTICED U I STILL LOVE U IM A PESSIMIST TOO WE CAN BE NEGATIVE TOGETHER

27. This team works so well and sweet together I love it

28. Shape of you team now with Noh Taehyun and oldie tiptoes Seongwoo and Namhyung and Justin and others

29. Taehyun doesn’t wanna teach anyone because he hates teaching but good fucking luck with thet aahahah

30. They’re doing expressions to figure out the leader its so EMBARRASSING AAHAH AWWW

31. JUSTIN YOURE 15 FUCCKING STOP WHAT THE HELLL IS THAT FACE

32. TAEHYUN IS CENTER AND LEADER U DESERVE IT BOYO HE STARTS CHOREOGRAPHING RIGHT AWAY AND HES SO FASTTT DANCE GOD

33. JR TEAM

34. Baby was right away like ‘I don’t think I can be center so forget me’ but Guanlin and Moonbok want the position so that’s a thing

35. Jr thinks Guanlin fits the center and eventho Moonbok wanted the position too he didn’t say anything because he wants to ggive others a chance ngl I really have started to like Moonbok hes friendly and not as annoying as I thought before

36. ITS JINWOOS TEAMMMMM MY BOY LOOKIN FINE AS HELLLL DOIN DUMB POSES

37. Everyone are shook while practicing cause their harmonies are so gooddd

38. Kim Yongguk is a baby with low self esteem but he improved a loootttt I’m PROUD HE GOT PRAISED BY SEOKHOON

39. During the actual concert BoA is in Japan doing a concert so she’s gonna oversee everyone rn which is really nice of her

40. EVEN BOA PRAISED YONGGUK IM SO PROUD

41. Ok but they aren’t giving the others screentime at all which is a bit sad IDK I WANNA SEE OTHERS TOO

42. THE OTHER TEAM BOYS ARE CHEERING FOR EACHOTHER THIS IS SO CUTEEEE

43. Jinwoo just sitting there being pretty is enough to make my day ngl AND HIS VOICEEEE

44. ‘your body will react now’ my what anyways its right round time

45. Cheetah is so adorable this season anyways this stage is LIT AND DAEHWI IMMITATING THEM IS CUTE AS FUCK AND THEYRE SYNCED AS HELLLLL

46. They keep filming one girl in the audience I stg she gets more screentime than most trainees

47. If Hwiseung and Byunmin get eliminated I’m gonna be Real Fuckin Sad

48. Eunki is the leader and wants to be the new Bang Bang team

49. Besides him, the team has Haknyeon plus Hwiseung and Hwanoong and K-Tiger Hyunmin and some others as well, Hwanoong is the center which makes Haknyeon salty ripppp

50. Eunki has a death wish I stg he picks on Haknyeon and obvi Mnet grasped onto it and bam evil edit eventho Eunki has a reason to pick, Haknyeon is kind of behind on the choreo eventho he has a point since he doesn’t have a big part

51. Eunki and Haknyeon talked it out I’m glad and everything goes really well and smoothly on the practice stage IM SO HAPPY

52. THE PERFORMANCE HAS SUCH GOOD ENERGYYYY also they did scorption dance but didn’t fully show it?? Mnet the fuck

53. HYUNMIN IS SO LIT I LOVE HIM AND HAKNYEON GOT TO DO KISSY FACES AT THE CAMERAAAAA

54. Boys and girls Donnghyunnnnnnn is a CUTIE CUTIE but bnm kids are worried about the high standards everyone have for them goddamnit Dongbin poor baby

55. BIG WOOJIN WENT AND HELPED THEIR TEAM WITH DONGBIN TOO BABYYYYYY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

56. DAEHWI IS SO CUTE JAMMING ALONGGGG THEIR STAGE IS SO GOOD I LOVE ITTTTT

57. Kinda sad that they don’t have the iconic IM A BOY YOU ARE A GIRL IM A BOY BUT YOU ARE A GIRL chorus but it’s the stage itself is good and DONGBIN IS STILL ALIVE AND SMILING AND DONGHYUN IS SO GORGEOUSSSSS FUCKKKKKK AND YOUNGMIN IS FUCKING OWNING IT I LOVE HIM

58. A trend that needs to stop: Leaders blaming themselves for everything and apologizing for first place

59. SHAPE OF YOU TEAM YOOO BOYYYYYYYYYY IM LOOKING FOWARD TO THIS HARD eventho I already saw the vid of how they got evil edited and screentime cut and whatnot

60. Oh nooooooo it’s a dance battle obvi Taehyun is out there fuckin KILLIN it best dancer in broduce I stg I LOVE HIMMMM everyone are thinking he will win first dance position

61. EUNKI AND PARK WOOJIN AND ONG KILLED IT TOOOO HOLY FUCKING SHIT

62. Their team has a loooot of small mistakes which makes me sad and yeah exactly as the vid said, they didn’t give them screentime and fucking cut out the killing part I’m so angry

63. THE CHOREO IS SO GOOD I LOVE NOH TAEHYUN SO MUCH THEY FILMED THE SYNCCED LINEUP STUFF FROM THE SIDE WHY ON EARTH WHY DOES MNET HATE THEIR GROUP

64. The crowd is shouting encore…. Is this why Mnet evil edited them…. Jesus fucking Christ I’m so angry

65. THE KIDS ARE SO HYPE ABOUT BEING CALLED FOR ENCORE THIS IS SO CUTEEEE TAEHYUN GOT FIRST HES SO SO WORTHY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE REALLY DESERVES IT

66. The others are still so happy for Taehyun this team has such good teamwork I’m cryin Mnet fuckin rudeeeee

67. MINO FEAR UP W MY BOYSSSSS JR MOONBOK GUANLIN KIM TAEMIN

68. Save Guanlin who can’t perform well in front of teachers I UNDERSTAND U BOO I GET IT AND HE GOT EVEN PRAISED BABYYY

69. Their entire team got pencils in their mouths CUTIESSS

70. Can’t believe Guanlin has two NU’EST guardians now god bless JR and Baekho BOA PRAISED HIS PRONOUNCIATION IM SO HAPPY I LOVE JR GOD BLESS NATIONS LEADER

71. Taemin has been a trainee for 5 years????? Holy shit SAVE THIS BOY I’M SAD

72. Moonbok made his rap for Hyunwoo bc he’s sad IM SAD TOO AAA

73. ALL OF THEIR RAPS ARE SO EMOTIONAL WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SO GOOD IM SAD

74. NUEST ARE ALL LOOKIN SAD KAHI IS BORDERLINE CRYING BAEKHOS LIPS TREMBLING IM EMOOOOO AS FUUUCKKKKK

75. FUCKING DOGBIN BEING HOPELESS ABOUT NOT DEBUTING HYUNWOO IS IN THE CROWD CRYING AND MOONBOK IS BEING SAD THIS IS SO GOOD I LOVE THIS STAGE AAAAAAAAA

76. ITS JINWOOS TEAMMMMM MY BOY LOOKIN FINE AS HELLLL DOIN DUMB POSES

77. Everyone are shook while practicing cause their harmonies are so gooddd

78. Kim Yongguk is a baby with low self esteem but he improved a loootttt I’m PROUD HE GOT PRAISED BY SEOKHOON

79. During the actual concert BoA is in Japan doing a concert so she’s gonna oversee everyone rn which is really nice of her

80. EVEN BOA PRAISED YONGGUK IM SO PROUD

81. Ok but they aren’t giving the others screentime at all which is a bit sad IDK I WANNA SEE OTHERS TOO

82. THE OTHER TEAM BOYS ARE CHEERING FOR EACHOTHER THIS IS SO CUTEEEE

83. Jinwoo just sitting there being pretty is enough to make my day ngl AND HIS VOICEEEE

84. ‘your body will react now’ my what anyways its right round time

85. Its basically the exact same footage as before Haknyeon vs Eunki

86. Cheetah is so adorable this season anyways this stage is LIT AND DAEHWI IMMITATING THEM IS CUTE AS FUCK AND THEYRE SYNCED AS HELLLLL

87. They keep filming one girl in the audience I stg she gets more screentime than most trainees

88. If Hwiseung and Byunmin get eliminated I’m gonna be Real Fuckin Sad

89. ITS BLACKPINK STAGE TIME YE BOIIIIIIIIIIII It’s Baekho, Ren, Daehwi and Sewoon

90. They got some problems with Sewoon playing guitar but it all GOOD they got em solved

91. Ren got shades on lookin like the love child of Zion.T and Lady gaga

92. Daehwi just blowed some red god damn CONFETTI it looks GOOD AS HELL YOOO THAT BOY LOOKS FUCKING FINE HERE

93. Ren was last, Sewoon third, Baekho second and Daehwi first

94. Cant believe Sewoon and Daehwi got over their Baekhophobia tru character development

95. GET UGLY STAGE HOLY SHITTTT ALL THE POPULAR KIDS THERE

96. Danik my dude doin all sorts of handstand bboy things bruh I bet his arms look hella nice

97. THEY JUST CUT IT!! JUST LIKE THAT! NO FUCK

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sugarglider-s · 6 years ago

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YEAHHH!!! THEYRE GOING ON A FIELD TRIP!!!!!

“Mostly it’s just us getting nagged about property damage” “I’m SO SORRY about that building last week!!” Patton you beautiful soul

“As much as I love and appreciate you guys, I think you need more friends than just eachother” THATS ACTUALLY REALLY SWEET OML

“Don’t blow anything up” Dude, they’re gonna blow everything up

“Matching his glasses that probably costed more than Thomas’ rent” TAHFJSBDKALA BASICALLY

YOOOO!!! WADDUP PETER!!!

YO PETER SENDING THOMAS A BUNCH OF VINES TO WATCH IS THE BEST THING EVER

I mean, the key cards seem pretty important if you want a lot of snacks

Peter and Logan being intellectually similar is so cute... my good lil smarties

Peter asking about hero stuff is cute!! And AWWW I LOVE THE LIL THING ABOUT SNACKS!!!

“So the rumor is true? That you guys are Weaver’s kids?” OH MY GOD THATS GOLDEN

:0 I love the little separate powers they have!!!

“Rainbow Weaver has been the best in training us, and, even if I hate to admit it, we would all be squished by now without him” THATS SO GOOD!!! AAAAA!!!! 💕💕💕

YESS!!! MS MARVEL AND SQUIRREL GIRL!!!

Oh my gosh... I love Pat and Squirrel Girl getting along,,, so pure,,,

MS MARVEL AND RO GETTING ALONE IS SO CUTE!!!

PETER, LO AND VIRG JUST BLOWING STUFF UP FOR THE HELL OF IT IS THE PEAK OF GOOD CONTENT

PROTOCOL BABY ALARM IS THE BEST

Thomas being super done with hella boring stuff is a mood

THOMAS WORRYING OVER THEM IS SO ADORABLE IM CRYIN

“He seemed so innocent” “oh he is, he gets the ‘blow shit up’ bit from me” CUTE

This is awesome!! Thank you for making it!! 💕💕💕

BITES of Spider Life! (Chapter 2)

Inspired by the BEAUTIFUL Sanders Sides/Spiderverse AU by @ask-spiderverse-virgil and @sugarglider9603!

Summary:

When you’re bitten by a genetically-altered and probably radioactive spider, things in life tend to get a little complicated. Follow Virgil Storm, Roman Marigold, Logan Quinn, Patton Foster, and a whole slew of other spider-people and spider-related people as they deal with life, love, and the occasional robot army trying to take over New York.

Just another Tuesday for our teenage Spiderlings.

(Fluff and Slices of Life!)

Read from the beginning (Ao3)

Chapter 2: It’s a Playdate (Ao3)

“So you brought us with not to go to the ACTUAL meeting but to hang out with the other kids?” Virgil, as Spidergale, threw to Thomas, currently dressed as Rainbow Weaver. In fact, all of them where in their Spider gear as they swung onto the landing jutting out from Stark Towers, otherwise known as New York’s Avengers’ headquarters. “What is this? A playdate?”

“Look SHIELD has some news, and you know I’ll give you guys the rundown on what’s important after. Mostly it’s just us getting nagged about property damage.” Thomas threw as he waved his hand.

Keep reading

#sugartalks #spiderverse au #fic #sugarreacts

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mafianatic · 8 years ago

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VINELAND ISLAND ( VINESAUCE’S TOMODACHI LIFE ) SENTENCE PACK!

Feel free to change pronouns!

“You bet.” “And here I am, just in the midst of all this crap.” “Is it first kiss? No? Shit.” “I’m Toothpaste.” “This fuckin thing.” “I think I found a match. I think it’s gonna be [insert name], they’re gonna have a baby.” “Which one?” “Well, you are... Forty.” “Perfect.” “I just gave her a bunch of shitty food.” “He looks Spanish.” “Good.” “He’s a perfect member of our town.” “So she friendzoned me.” “I hope it’s a long, fruitful friendship.” “Wow, okay.” “Well, you two are sweethearts, no?” “It’s a bad omen.” “This is a Klingon?” “Awww, that is a horrible voice.” “Why? Who are you in love with?” “I’m not cryin’... There’s just some water on my face...” “Don’t ever talk to me again, [insert name], we’re done.” “A mobile rom corruptor for iOs.” “This jerkoff just playing his stupid guitar in his stupid music room.” “Both at the same time.” “Refuse, [Insert Name], refuse.” “Rejected! TURNED DOWN FOR WHAT?!” “What the fuck did you buy him?” “Maximum sadness achieved.” “I don’t know about [insert name] being an optimist.” “What’s goin’ on with you?” “Yes, you SHOULD.” “Oh my God. Oh my sweet, everloving Christ. What have I done?” “What was taking this picture? A fucking security drone?” “With that voice, you could be a singer.” “Stahp. STAHP.” “YOU should propose to HIM.” “Please don’t hit it off, please don’t hit it off.” “Yes! I mean... Awwww...” “Is this a male or a female?” “You’ve gotta tell ‘im.” “Look, they’re so perfect together.” “You son of a bitch.” “Woah, I just spent $500.00 on a dress.” “You like your new home, asshole?” ”You will be punished.” “His flesh will only live if he is encased in pure ice.” “This is a new level of shitty voice.” “Here’s a $500.00 dress.” “Do you see how I treat you?” “I guess he’s green.” “You---” “He saved up to buy candy corn.” “Are you kidding me, [insert name], is that the best you could do?” “It’s time to get a divorce.” “I think I might evict [insert name] at some point.” “Are we seeing a divorce?” “Oh my God.” “You should.” “[Insert name] is gonna have some really weird like, bastard child.” “This marriage will last forever, don’t worry.” “If this funny face isn’t outstanding, then you’re getting removed from this town.” “OH, SHIT!” “Sick burn! Oh my God, we got burned so hard.” “See, I don’t care.” “We have to exterminate the memes.” “To the buvvins they go.” “It’s gonna end with me nuking their home somehow.” “Oh, [insert name], you’re gonna cast a spell on him.” “I saw it, it too. I see what’s happening.” “That’s what he does, he go-gets.” “Goin’ straight to hell, if there is one.” “Of course [insert name] is there.” “This could’ve been my life.” “You fucking wot?” “What do you need it for?” “Woah.” “What the FUCK just happened?” “It saves me the trouble!” “This is Dimension One.” “This is the face of someone who can split dimensions asunder.” “I hope [insert name] is his best man.” “He is not pleased.” “This is heavy shit, man.” “Shit, [insert name] can’t help.” “EVERYONE’S DEAD.” “No, I didn’t say anything.” “The love is too strong, the BOND is too strong.” “He contemplates how he can leave his house and cause a ruckus, and infiltrate MY life.” “So, now we have three JAHN in the town.” “Why is everyone thinking about fucking?!” “Why is [insert name] in town?” “[Insert name] is gonna have to raise this baby alone.” “Redheads or a fucking roundy, baldy-heady TWAT?!” “[Insert name] got the pussy game!” “The Sloppy Seconds Brothers.” “And now, I kinda hate him...” “Dong has stolen the happy times.” “Kinda feel bad for [insert name] now.” “It’s like the end of Gladiator.” “Our tests have proven that was a lie.” “It’s STILL happening!” “She let [insert name] sweep her away from the one she loved the most.” “Oh my GOD, this is GUT WRENCHING.” “Jesus FUCKING Christ.” “No, I don’t actually.” “He was only nineteen years old, and he already had a child.” “BOTH just out relationships.” “He’s an artiste.” “ANOTHER BABY?!” “You’re gonna be a doctor, no matter what.” “Just looking at graphs, TPS reports...” “WOW.” “The world must know of this glorious man.” “She loves the Jahn’s so much, that now she’s trying to be one of them.” “She became a Jahn fanboy.” “Yeah, rub some fuckin’ peas up in there.” “She is STUNNING.” “And thus, a new journey begins for [insert name].” “I may have sabotaged this.” “You’re making a mistake.” “You’ve been this... Massive, MASSIVE ASSHOLE lately.” “Yeah, what does that even mean?” “Yeah, I’ll fucking say.” “Are you asking me if you’re mad, or?” “I don’t know which Jahn is which.” “The pact is sealed.” “Get that groose loose, fix this shit.” “[Insert name], do you fuckin’ ever do ANYTHING right?!” “This is PROOF that relationships can work.” “Got it.” “Love has come to town.” “The more telling thing is who was NOT invited to this wedding.” “I can fix this.” “Fully erased.” “But, um, he said that if I was...” “I could’ve sworn there was another islander in this apartment.” “I don’t know why you’d wanna be friends with [insert name].” “Talk about alien things.” “You know, how to cut someone open without using a knife, for example.” “She’s twenty, kids.” “We gotta send more memes to the Meme Lord.” “I must feed my Jahns.” “How --- how may I serve?” “I distinctly remember another person living here.” “Nothing sinister going on. Right, [insert name]?” “Ah, yes. The plans.” “So that you can blend in.” “A mild-mannered Lumberjack.” “Dana Scully?” “When did Mulder and Scully get here?” “I feel like a weight has been lifted off my mind.” “It turns out the Jahns were looking for some chicken cutlets.” “There is apparently one hold-out.” “He apparently wants to be human.” “So, I’m gonna let ‘im stay.” “Don’t worry about that, it’s stupid.” “From what I understand, a number of us are dead.” “He’s a little fucked in the head right now, but he’s gonna be okay.” “You’re not fuckin’ fooling me.” “Okay, so you think you’re hiding it from us?” “Maybe [insert name] wants to go home.” “Are they referring to his incident in the theater?” “Guys, is that a bird of prey?” “SCREW YOU, [INSERT NAME], I GOT [INSERT ANOTHER NAME]!!”

#♦♟ ⊰ mafia armin ⊱ ♟♦ ( meme. )#♦♟ ⊰ captain douchecanoe ⊱ ♟♦ ( out of character. )

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swearronchanel · 8 years ago

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BETTER LATE THAN NEVER 6.07

AHHH OMG, I was out all day & Actually MISSED the NEW episode like wtfff?!!? it was TOrture!! & I literally had to delete twitter and Tumblr off my phone because the devil himself would’ve tempted me lmfao😭 I love spoilers but not when everyone has seen the episode but me! it’s okay though I had some rum chata to distract me lol, which is just rum and horchata which is the Hispanic version of Horlicks so, At least I was in the CtM Spirit 🙃

Anyway I’m finally getting to watch it so here we go ..

shit I’m so nervous and I haven’t pressed play

why is my heart beating so fast omg

i usually skip the intro but I’m legit not ready

PHYLLIS !! 💕

damn Vanessa already hinting at what’s to come

Baby Susan so precious omg!!

No lie one of the prettiest babies I’ve ever seen. I’ve seen lots of ugly babies and lots of cute babies, I’m qualified to judge.

“Courage and resilience will matter most of all” 😭😭ahh omg

My spirit animal and campion Phyllis deserves nothing but the best I’m not ready to see her hurt

SHELAGH GETTING EXAMINED 😭😭💕💕 MY HEART IS BURSTING & her belly is so big omg!

CRYING SHE STILL CANT BELIEVE ITS HAPPENING ME EITHER BBY 😭 like holy shit I’m still not over it.

But I’m going to binge series 6 with my mother when I’m home Saturday and can’t wait for her to watch because she wanted to see shelagh have a baby & also she doesn’t know what tf has happened 😭😭😂 it’s been a crazy series! She will be s h o o k

“I know I’m just not a very relaxed sort of person” SAME but BBY RELAX 😭💕

LOL I WOULDNT HAVE READ IT EITHER

That was a cute moment with Babs and Shelagh!! But still wish it was w/ Trixie though 🙁 also it didn’t seem like a “heart to heart”? was it supposed to or was I expecting too much

Aw Rhoda 💔

what a ignorant ass teacher though, I’ll FIGHT HER REAL QUICK

BOY OR GIRL??? I REALLY WANT TO KNOW UGH WHAT IS BABY TURNER??!

ugh Shelagh and Patrick’s faces 😫 I hope they don’t feel guilty for having a baby

But also why does shelagh have to keep wearing the same things lol, I feel cheated of all the cute maternity looks she could’ve served instead

“Having to explain” poor Mrs Antoine UGH THAT MAKES ME SO ANGRY, THERE’S NOTHING TO BE EXPLAINED I’m mixed, Hispanic and white not black and white but still my dad is tan & we’ve been places where people have given my parents the dirtiest looks and have heard a nasty comment or two & it BOILS MY BLOOD

Omg the Antoine boys are precious

TRIXIE 😍😍 my bby looks good!

PHYLLIS IN TROUSERS HELL YES

UM VALARIE CAN U NOT BE RACIST

I swear if she says anything more I’ll lose my shit

“No one can really choose who they fall in love with” BLESS U DEELS

Bless Phyllis for making sure those cubs don’t grow up to be as ignorant as their parents

“I surmise the puller of teeth is intended to admire it” SISTER MJ IS A GEM

LOL SISTER J WANTS HIM TO COME THROUGH

SISTER WINIFRED WITH ANOTHER PRICELESS FACE IM DEAD

A bassoon? Lmaoo what the actual fuck Tim

Oh it’s for girls ofc LOL give him a girlfriend already, I’d get such a kick out of it. & Patrick could make another dad joke and say like take a lesson from me I legit beat God over a woman’s heart

The Mullucks fam 😭

Patrick with Susan omg aww

Trixie looking like a b a b e I’m dead 😍

“You’ll look like you’re trying to hard” DELIA HAHA OMG SHE GETS LIKE ONE MIN OF SCREEN TIME BUT SHE ALWAYS HAS GOOD LINES

I need Trixie’s everything, no joke. HOW

But I’m dying my hair blonder this week don’t play

Ah my bby shelagh again 😍💕

I feel so sorry for Patrick like this wasn’t your fault

LMAO SISTER WINIFRED CANT CONCENTRATE IN COMPLINE SHE IS ANNOYINGLY PRECIOUS

She’s scared to take her driving test aw 😂😂 same like I have my permit but I’m scared to fail the actual driving test

“Oh I have a soft spot for the Antoines” PHYLLIS TIENE UN GRAN COROZON 😭

Omg Mr and Mrs Antoine are so cute too, dios te bendiga 😰

Christopher being a flake wtf no me gusta

Sister W is in on the drama like Sister B was, am I right??

LMAO HER RUN

Prosthetics are so wild, my abuelo has a prosthetic leg and I was so interested when he first got it. But also I’m going to hell for being evil because I joke around way too much when he’s extra senile

“People call my kids hair frizzy, but I think it’s beautiful” MY HEART😭💔 literally my mom was the same with me. Defensive over my curls - even tho my hair is frizzy sometimes😭

The song though, took me a second to process but that’s my bby shelagh’s song ?? Ummm wut

lol sister Winifred hella late, let me guess this will make her want to drive?

this prosthetic place is so great wow omg

damn it Bernie

PHYLLIS LOVES THIS FAMILY AND I LOVE THEM ALL OMG 😭😭

GET THE RUM ! or I will lol

ah never mind

LOL SISTER W AGAIN & PHYLLIS SHAKING HER HEAD

the question is, does/has sister Winifred drink/drank ? she seems like a light weight

fuck is this when it’s gonna happen

I’M NOT READY DAMN IT

damn Bernie..

UGH MY HEART IS RACING IM SO ANXIOUS AND SCARED AHJXKWLXM

HOLY SHIT OMGGGG

THAT WAS SO HARD AHH OMGG

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

Phyllis is in shock o h m y g o d

I can’t process this either

OMG I CANT DEAL

PHYLLIS IS SOBBING, IM SOBBING WTFFFF OMGG 😭😰😰😰💔💔💔

MY FUCKING HEART

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO OMG

AW SISTER W ASWELL UGH WTF I SHOULDNT FEEL SO MUCH

LMAO OMG THANK U FOR COMIC RELIF

TIM SUCKS LMAO stick to the damn piano boy

PATRICK AND SHELAGH GIGGLING OMG MY HEART IS OKAY NOW 😭😭💕💕

SHELAGH AND PATRICK BEING SO CUTE IM CRYING

DAMN THALIDOMIDE

DAMN THAT CAR UGH

DAMN IT ALL

LOW FUCKING BLOW BERNIE THAT WAS NOT HER FAULT

BABS TRYING TO COMFORT PHYLLIS IM CRYING AGAIN

SHE IS SO HURT, I AM SO HURT, IM A BLOODY MESS OF TEARS. IM SOBER AND SAD NOW & THERE’S MASCARA In MY CONTACT LENS & MY 3yr OLD GREMLIN LITTLE COUSIN IS KICKING ME (lol he’s laying next to me)

AND CARRIE CRYING NOW OMGGG NO LENNY WONT DIE STOP

“That lovely gp of yours” lol does everyone have a crush on Dr Turner but me? Lol don’t come @ me pls I’m sorry I know people love him 😭😭 Im here for Christopher and Tom But He is handsome, just in an older man way Lmaoo guess it’s cause he could be my dad 😂 lol he’s older than my dad

I’d take him as a sugar daddy real quick though. I need my tuition paid and he is so sweet😏 😭😂

So it was a scarf, hmm I thought trixie was gonna find like stockings or something

“Not Hermès but something very like it” lol how does Trixie know what Hermès feels like on a nurses salary?

Valarie is on my nerves & she’s had like 2 mins of screen time Lmaoo I’ve liked her until this episode. I hope they don’t ruin her for me

“But I’m a member of the institute of advanced motorists” UGH PHYLLIS IS A GEM WHO DOES NOT DESERVE THIS !! SHE IS THERE FOR EVERYONE ALWAYS, SHE ALWAYS DOES GOOD WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN TO HER?

Aw Sister Winifred

Oh Rhoda 💔💔she’s such a great mother

MY HEART, THEY WERE WALKING AWAY FROM BEING TEASED

BLAME THE RACISTS, IT IS ALWAYS A VALID BLAME

YES PHYLLIS IS A GOOD WOMAN! 😭😭

Tom trying to comfort Phyllis😭😭

“You’re fond of your meat, and our views on God and His existence are divergent to say the least, but we both follow vocations…. so if you caused harm to someone else, even inadvertently would it not make you question what everything in your life has come to stand for?” I’m c r y i n g

“I, a rational woman, have no one to question but myself” 😭💔

IM REALLY HURT

“Sometimes cheering people on the sidelines doesn’t help”

my bby killing it 😍

Why you being a flake Christopher? go ahead man tell her about your kid

BRUH YOU DONT TELL HER LIKE THAT LMAO

he’s divorced ah, thought it was out of wedlock. I don’t care though haha

NO DRINKS FOR TRIXIE, TELL HIM BBY.. in your own time of course 💕

BABY SUSAN SO PRECIOUS

Fred brought her car ugh And Phyllis is still so hurt as am I 💔

This lady is so sweet! I hope she and Rhoda become friends right now

DID SHE TAKE DISTIVAL TOO?

lol wait where are the Turners I miss them??

“.. and the words ‘Nonnatus house this is not a midwife speaking’ are most unlikely to reassure the caller” SISTER MJ!

YES SHE DID OMG. I need them to be best friends omg 💔😭

“Nothing was said, nothing was done” 💔💔

PHYLLIS LOOKING AT THE CAR

SISTER MJ IS GOING WITH HER MY HEART OMG

my heart my heart

aw the mullucks'😭 ofc IT WASNT YOUR FAULT!

SISTER MJ IS A GEM 💕😭 & PHYLLIS IS JUMPING BACK IN

TWO GEMS 😭💕 but also if this was the birth they meant that sister MJ was involved in ill be lowkey sad, but we shall see next week if she’s randomly with Shelagh when she delivers

Trixie serving more looks 😍

Aw my bby 💔does she tell him about her alcoholism at the end of this ?

Also what are we guessing about Valarie rn?? she has a secret? tragic backstory to be unlocked? what ? She gay?

Aw the mulluks’s again! All so sweet💕 & YES LYDIA BE FRIENDS

ugh Christopher looks good af😍 and that car yes

YES TRIXIE 😍 my girl looking good as well

SHE TOLD HIM 😭 IM CRYING IM SO PROUD 😭😭💕💕WHY DO I FEEL SO PROUD FOR A FICTIONAL CHARACTER??! I love her

Oh shit Patsy’s dad is dead. I assumed that was coming

Phyllis reassuring Delia awww

PHYLLIS BACK AT THE CUBS 😭 MY CHAMPION AND SPIRIT ANIMAL BOUNCING BACK

Lenny’s speech omg brb crying

The support group for thalidomide victims omg my heart

I was cryin before and now I’m crying more for this Irish lady

Omg side side side note there was this cute old interracial couple that seem like my parents in 20yrs in JFK yesterday that were so precious and sweet and we’re talking to me the whole time waiting at the gate & then there was this sweet Irish couple who were confused about the time difference and I helped them out and then when we landed they helped me out looking for my bag so now I have much more faith in humanity because usually the people in NYC airports are angry new yorkers who don’t care lol like me (jk)

“There’s no rule of life so simple or so true ..” 😭😢💔💖

Thank u Vanessa I’m so emotional, show me next week

Bonus: next week

OMG PHYLLIS HUGGING SHELAGH OMGGG. I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED TO SEE THIS

PHYLLIS BETTER DELIVER THE BABY I KNOW I WANTED TRIXIE BUT IT DOESNT SEEN LIKELY AND SO INEED PHYLLIS (sister J too ofc?! She was barely in this past episode)

MY BBY SHELAGH’S TUMMY IS SO BIG IN HER UNIFORM OMG SHE’S SO PRECIOUS I LOVE HER I MISSED HER THIS PAST EPISODE

BUT OH MY GOD BABY TURNER IS COMING HOLY SHIT THIS IS HAPPENING THIS IS NOT A DRILL

HERE COMES THE PILL READY OR NOT #LETSGETIT1962

Lol oh shoot I didn’t take mine yesterday or today brb

AW DELIA

WHAT IS SIGNIFICANT ABOUT BABS SLEEPING I NEED TO KNOW

Lol idk why but even though I like Tom and Babs their relationship just doesn’t do anything for me😂😂 like I don’t give a shit? They’re cute but idk it doesn’t cut it. Like they’re just there and I’m like “aw ok”

OMG I CANT WAIT WHAT WILL HAPPEN ?! I NEED ANSWERS

I will die next week. For real.

#call the midwife #lets get it 1962 #masterpost #protect my bbys at all costs though #my commentaries™

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