#awww no problem!

[ahalliance]

American-validated Frenchge 🥖

transcript below

[Video Transcript begins:

[Video starts mid-sentence]

Etoiles: —and you put this face— next to the camera! Like this!

Foolish: (laughing) You’re so French!

Etoiles: I’m so French, that’s my main problem. Like I’m so French, I try sometimes to nerf myself and be like, less French

Etoiles: But that feels good to hear this because you say I’m so French and like, some racist people in France think I’m not because I’m Arabic too, so—

Foolish: Ohhhh

Etoiles: —that feels good too, you know

Foolish: No dude, you seem like a French ass French person—

Etoiles: (laughing)

Foolish: I don’t know how else to put it. Simply put

Etoiles: That feels good, man. I was saying hello to Tarik and all his chat was saying like Frenchge, the emote they are putting—

Foolish: Oh yeah

Etoiles: —the emote they are putting. Yeah, yeah, yeah

Video Transcript ends.]

[eye-of-yelough]

i really love what the strangers and freaks missions say about the 3 protagonists.

Franklin’s are mostly getting roped into unsuccessful money making ventures, but with an undercurrent of self awareness. like, i’m such a fucking idiot. i know i’m not gonna be paid for this shit. why am i doing this? and then he does it anyway because he ultimately just likes having a reason to leave the house, and doesn’t like letting people down. he also hallucinates that a dog talks to him and just accepts it. which makes perfect sense when you remember he’s in his mid twenties.

Trevor has the most of these missions because of course he does. nothing he loves more than strangers and freaks and, by his own admission, “spending time with fucking people i don’t like, it’s one of my favourite hobbies.” which really just summarises his whole deal. guy will spend time with anyone to avoid loneliness.

Micheal, though. forgive me if i’m mistaken but the only ones he has are the weed guy and mary ann, the two that all three of the protags have in common. no others, none for himself. it’s so telling. what does he have instead? meetings with his therapist that he lies to, calls for help from seriously dangerous situations from his family who hates him (that he can ignore!) and most importantly, the epsilon programme. like the strangers and freaks missions, all three of the protagonists have their own cult sidequests, which someone else has already wrote analysis on, i remember reading it. but micheal gets far more involved with his cult than the other two. they dump him naked in a desert and he goes back to them. they demand exorbitant amounts of money and he gives it to them. he gets in so deep he starts muttering their phrases to himself as you play him.

i see people talk a lot about trevor’s loneliness and desperation for connection, because he constantly externalises it, but micheal is on a whole nother level that it’s kinda scary. an organised cult looks at this bankrobbing, backstabbing snake of a man who kills without remorse and decides yeah, he’ll make a good victim. and they’re right.

[sophiagrimes]

im……. single

[utilitycaster]

In watching this episode, I've come to the belief that the reason some people are so weird about my responses to Imogen are because they are like "I like Imogen because I interpret her traumas as being similar to mine," and I'm like "I like Imogen because I interpret several of the worst aspects of her personality as being similar to the worst aspects of mine."

[good-beans]

.

[anotherpapercut]

I soooo wish I still had a copy so I could show you guys the best thing I've ever read in my life but I'll never for as long as I live forget the first sentence "There are many oppressed minorities in America: Blacks, Mexicans, Asians, Emos, Goths, Gays, and most of all, Juggalos."

[littlegoldfinchh]

So my grandparents haven't seen me since i left law school, i lost almost 40kg since then and they cannot stop commenting on how much prettier i am because i used to look like a shapeless blob. With fat hands. And now im pretty! Except my hair. Because apparently my hair isn't pretty now? Jfjdj

[rawliverandgoronspice]

oh no I stopped working for five minutes and remembered I love he...................... ;;

[axegrl]

I love having this weird cutesy vibe going on but it’s very obvious there’s something wrong with me.

[moviestarmartini]

martes social (my friends + one of them visiting from madrid coming over with two bottles of vodka and nothing but gossip and hatred)

[pallanophblargh]

Naturally, the minute I have Actual Illustration Work that needs doing in the next month, I have the urge to do comparatively useless things.*

I’m actually looking forward to working on the project, it’s just my brain is being its usual stubborn self. Every day, I hope I’ll get better at prioritizing and time management, and everyday, I wake up as Myself.

*It’s not actually useless if it gets me to enjoy the act of creating art, but compared to commissions, it’s... not important.

[sexysilverstrider]

ITS SO YOMEEEELLL

[kimmkitsuragi]

i simply dk about this exam man

[thewrongshop]

[ID: digital art of Caleb Widogast as a bust against a pale background. He is a light-skinned man with vividly red hair pulled into a ponytail, a close-cropped beard, and freckles covering his face and neck. He wears a pale blue collared shirt with white abstract star and moon patterns on it. He is looking off to the side with his head down, his expression solemn and slightly mournful. End ID]

[wickedzeevyln]

A Thing to Care About

It ain’t funny.I ain’t a thing to care about.Stare at this beady eyes,there’s a dragon inside,nope, not a boat,a fire breathing one,the kind that burns a hole through problems and in the process becomes a problem for the problem.It ain’t cute,I don’t need your awww!I expect you to do better.Pretty please, got no need for your pity, spit out the pit and make it pithy.Best leave me alone, if you…

[the-smallest-star]

No way Vox would let that to happen, he loves you girl!!!!

".... why am I so fucking emotional right now. I hate this, I'm like a big baby."