#aww these two precious idiots :') | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

burntb4bydoll · 1 year

Note

It's my first time requesting something on here, I am CRAVING for any Tokio Hotel member with a kind/sweet/obedient reader, I usually can't find stories/headcanons with them where the reader is a sweet and obedient girl, feel free to ignore this request if you want to.

Bae this is so me fr (for the most part😇)

Tokio Hotel with a sweet and obedient gf (slightly NSFW)

Bill Kaulitz

•hes completely infatuated with you. you could do anything you wanted to him and he would let you.

•he thinks that you are an absolute angel. He loves how sweet you are, it makes him so proud to be your bf

•would NEVER let people take advantage of you or your kindness. You don’t like disappointing people by saying ‘no’ but he has absolutely no problem doing it for you

• “sweetheart, you can’t do everything people ask you to. You are too sweet for your own good sometimes I swear.”

•he means that in a endearing way dw! He wouldn’t change a single thing about you

•he tries to test your obedience tbh. He’ll tell you to do something small then slowly start telling you to do more, but you never disobey him. And he makes sure to praise you very well for it

• “oh my, what a good girl. You listen so well, angel. Im so proud of you.”

•definitely is more of a soft dom with you, he can’t imagine being mean to his sweet girl🤭

Tom Kaulitz

•oh boy…

•you two are opposites. He’ll try to get you to do and say bad/mean things just to see if youll actually do it

•your hesitant because you dont wanna be mean, but you obey him and he immediately cant help but smirk to himself

•Bill always scolds him for it tho, you can’t escape mama Bill.

“Tom, Leave her alone! Y/n don’t listen to him, hes an idiot.” 😭

•he thinks its so cute watching you interact with his family. You’re just so sweet and they all love you so much. Hes so happy that they love you just as much as he does

•HIS MOM LOVES YOU. SHE TAKES SO MANY PICTURES OF YOU AND TOM AND SHOWS THEM TO EVERYONE. SHE CALLS YOU HER DAUGHTER TOO😭💗

•not to be a whore….but CORRUPTION KINK?? HELLO???

•LOVES pet names. He calls you princess, sweetheart, my love🤭🤭

Georg Listing

•LORD he is obsessed with you omfg

•you are absolutely everything to him. You’re his precious girl who could never EVER do anything wrong in his eyes

•literally refers to you as his ‘lovely girlfriend’ to people 😭

•his heart almost explodes whenever you do anything for him. Whether that be cooking him food, drawing/coloring a picture for him, or just giving him a small compliment, he’ll always be so so appreciative of it

•HES SO SOFT WITH YOU. He kisses youholds your face so gently while stroking your cheeks with his thumbs:(((

• “You’re such a sweetheart, you know that? I love you so much, my sweet girl.”

Gustav Schäfer

•hes also such a sweetheart, but he likes to pretend like hes all mean and unapproachable😭

•like babe, you are probably the cutest person here you’re not fooling anyone.

•you two are known for being the super lovey couple. He loves to show you off and you’re just happy to be there😇

•although you’re both sweet, you’re the only obedient one in the relationship. He such a brat and LOVES to push peoples buttons just to see how far he can go before someone actually gets mad😭

•BLUSHES SO SO HARD WHEN YOU COMPLIMENT HIM

•you guys are the embodiment of a praise kink. Neither of you can go 5 minutes without being and all nice and lovey dovey to each other

•dare i say….pleasure Dom Gustav…. GUYS IK I SAY IT ALL THE TIME BUT PLS YOU KNOW ITS TRUE

• “such a good girl for me, arent you?”

“Aww, you’re so cute, my baby.” Yes. HIS baby.😇

1K notes · View notes

mydearlybeloathed · 10 months

Note

I loved your fic where the reader is Sanji's little sister!! I could do more of this but with something more angst? (I'm crazy about angst, forgive me 😭😭😭)

𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: you would have thought your birthday would keep zeff and sanji from bickering—well, you thought wrong.

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: sanji x littlesister!reader

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 2.7k

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: pre-opla, reader is sixteen atm, swearing, reader is at the end of her rope

𝐚/𝐧: you're forgiven anon i also enjoy my fair share of angst 🥰

Turning sixteen had never been so awful for anyone in the entire world. You felt for certain of that.

The water of the sea lapped at your bare feet, dangling off the docks of the Baratie. Silence sat over everything, the moon hung high above you. You kicked at the water, angry at it for some reason, and scoffed at the face of the world.

You swore that if you listened hard enough, you could still hear Sanji and Zeff fighting all the way in the kitchens. The sound of their shouting had driven you out here into the fresh sea air, but it hardly helped the frustration welling up in your gut.

When you heard the footsteps coming up behind you, half of you hoped it was Sanji, coming to apologize and wish you a happy fucking birthday.

You peered over your shoulder to find Patty looming over you, a plate in hand. “Hey, kid.”

“Hi,” you murmured, slouching back over as he knelt down beside you.

You glanced over as he set the plate beside you, grinning a bit at the slice of cake. “How’s the birthday?”

Scoffing, you said, “Shitty. Per usual.”

Patty pursed his lips, sighing out his frustration, cursing the two idiots who’d driven you out here on your birthday. Still, he looked out at the sea, and told you, “He’s looking for you.”

“I’m sure he is.”

“Zeff is too.”

“They took a break from their precious bickering?” You couldn’t help but roll you eyes. “I’m frickin’ honored.”

The chef nudged your shoulder before rising to his feet. “Come on. It’s getting cold.”

You hugged your legs, having no intention of moving. “I’ll freeze.”

“Aww, don’t go all moody teen on me.” Patty half grinned. “I’m barely surviving Sanji.”

Turning your face away from him, you fought down the tears welling up in your eyes. “Go away, Patty.”

The longest moment past, before his footsteps retreated back into the Baratie, and you were left alone. Another birthday down the drain. And all you’d wanted was to spend time with your little family.

જ⁀➴

Patty walked back into the kitchen, brows taut and frown evident. He threw open the doors and glared at the young blond boy who whipped around.

“We’re not rea—”

“Your plan didn’t work,” Patty snapped. “She’s pissed.”

Zeff appeared from around the corner. “So she’s not coming?”

Patty deadpanned, somehow fighting the urge to slap him, if only because Zeff was his boss. “No. She’s not coming.”

Sanji and Zeff turned to each other, each donning an expression of awkward guilt. Sanji sighed. “We messed up.”

“No kiddin’,” Zeff scoffed.

And Patty rolled his eyes, moving to finish setting up this little party. “I’ll finish up.” He glared over at Sanji. “You go fix this.”

“Why me?” Sanji had the nerve to ask.

“She’s your kid sister!” Patty gritted out. “And this was your bright idea! Let’s start fighting even though we know it makes her sad so we’ll have time to throw a surprise! Yeah, great idea. Now she’s wallowin’ on the docks.”

Your brother’s face fell, the image painted for him flashing across his eyes, and he hated it. This was a bad idea, after all. He’d just wanted to surprise you, but you were too quick for that these days. Sanji thought it’d be fine… “Shit.”

He was halfway through throwing off his apron when Zeff dropped everything and beat him to it. He set a heavy hand on Sanji’s shoulder and shoved him back toward the half decorated cake. “I’ll handle it. Just don’t fuck up the cake with yer shaky hands.”

Sanji stumbled into the counter, eyes narrowed, but he didn’t bother arguing. So Zeff trudged out of the kitchen, face sullen, wondering how the hell he’s supposed to console a teenage girl.

He’d figure it out, he hoped. He was a pirate after all, and pirates don't get scared. Then he stepped out into the midnight air and spotted you swinging your legs off the dock.

Pirates don’t get scared. Except, maybe, of their upset daughters.

You heard him before you saw him, tensing up as the sound of Zeff’s peg leg hobbling up behind you. You didn’t say a word and stared out at the crisp black waters, not knowing why he even bothered as he plopped himself down beside you, moving your untouched plate of cake to the space behind you.

“Hey, Pip,” he started, testing the waters.

“‘Sup.” You were irritated, that’s for sure, but not completely shut off. If you wanted him to go, you’d have said so already, or punched him or jumped into the water or something like that. Zeff didn’t pretend to understand youth these days. Typically, your silence was a good sign.

If Zeff knew you at all, and he ought to after all these years, he’d wager you didn’t want to be alone at all.

His peg leg kicked up some water, disturbing the peace. “You cold?”

It was the warmest night the sea had seen in some time, and he expected you to snap back that it was a stupid question. But you just shifted away and muttered, “Nope.”

Maybe you weren’t as open to talking as he’d thought.

“Listen,” he huffed. “I’m sorry. We both are. It’s just, you know how he gets…”

Your sudden glare shut him up, the set in your jaw a tad bit worrying. “I know how he gets, Zeff. But I still wouldn’t throw a pan at him on your birthday.”

Touche.

Zeff grimaced. Maybe he overdid it a bit. “Yeah, I’m sorry ‘bout that.”

“Whatever.” You started to tug at your hair, and Zeff noticed how you’d ditched the ol’ pigtail braids. Now, your hair was pulled back into a single braid a bit on the messy side. There was a white ribbon tying it off.

His stare turned an odd sort of soft, one you didn’t catch often. You glanced up at him quickly, unnerved. “What?”

Zeff didn’t answer right away, choosing to instead take a breath and savor this moment. But you grew impatient, eyes narrow. “What is it, Zeff? Have I got somethin’ on my face?”

Oh, how to explain. How was Zeff to explain just what he thought of you?

You’d surely grown from the little demon who’d bitten him and left a nasty scar on his arm—grown into not so much a demon, but a woman with just the same fire. On odd days he longed for the times when you were small and thought the world of him. When you would come to him for anything and everything.

When you slipped up and called him “Dad.”

That never happened anymore. You were careful now.

You were growing too fast. If he could hide how awful the world was from you, he would, but it was too late. You were giving up on learning the ways of a chef and instead leaning toward waiting tables, learning to pickpocket like a seasoned criminal when you thought no one was watching. And with every passing day Zeff could see that starvation for something more grow brighter and brighter.

Sometimes he wondered if allowing you to work in his restaurant had been a mistake—he had a rule against women working in such a dangerous establishment as his could be, after all—but you were long past the age of listening to a word Zeff had to say. You and Sanji were alike in that manner.

Zeff shook his head. How did he explain how he had thought he’d been so strong until the day you’d come red faced to him, no older than nine, with just a skinned knee. You weren’t crying, not ever letting a tear fall, but you wanted to, he saw it in your eyes.

The former captain of the Cook Pirates had felt so strong until he had no clue how to fix what was wrong.

Zeff hated kids. He hated them, but you and that eggplant of a boy had become exceptions. The pair of you, as frustrating as you could be, had weaseled your way into the old man’s heart. He thinks he’d do just about anything for you, specifically.

How could Zeff begin to explain how much it scared him that his daughter was getting older?

“Zeff?”

“Sorry,” he said. “Got lost a bit.”

You lowered your gaze and shifted, reaching behind you to pick up the cake. There was a singular bite taken out of it. You messed around with the fork. “Patty made this?”

Zeff nodded. “Think so.”

“It’s good. You could do better,” you grinned, setting the plate back down. You’d finish it off later; you never dared to waste food.

“Yeah?” Zeff chuckled. “Probably.”

You kicked at the water again. “I haven’t decided if I forgive you yet.”

“As expected. Just don’t take too long.” After a moment of thought, and an observation at how you returned to your surly demeanor, he made a decision. “We’ve got somewhere to be.” Zeff turned away the moment you whipped your head around to give him that curious look of yours.

“What do you mean?” you asked, skeptical.

“Can’t say. It’s a surprise.” He rolled his eyes. “Sanji’s been insistent on a surprise for days. You’re too nosey to keep secrets from, so we needed to get you out of the kitchen…”

He waited for the realization to sink in, and then you were punching his arm with a gasp. “No way! No way you were faking! You’re the worst!” You couldn’t decide between being angry or amused, letting out a laughing scoff at their complete idiocy. “I was about to cry, you bastards!”

Zeff couldn’t help it. He laughed—no, cackled whilst he gently blocked your tiny fist. “Language, Pipsqueak.”

You raised your middle finger and fought hard to hide your growing smile. “I don’t believe you. You’re just covering for yourselves. That fight was real.”

“Or we’re just that skilled at actin’,” he countered. He did admit that after a minute the argument was more real than not. “It was his idea.”

“Zeff.”

“We meant well.” He rerouted his defense. “He’s been going on and on ‘bout this surprise—”

“That you’ve now spoiled.”

“I had to! I wasn’t gonna deal with his moping when you never showed.” You started to protest, making him scoff. “You weren’t gonna show. You’re stubborn.”

You huffed, lunging over to scoop up the sea and splash it in Zeff’s face. The old man sputtered before he reached out a hand and pushed you into the water with barely a shove. You squealed and sank under the water, coming up gasping as thinly veiled hilarity broke past your anger.

Flapping around in the water, you gaped up at Zeff as he wheezed, barely able to get enough air through his laughter. Your own laugh bubbled out of you. “What the fuck, Zeff?”

“You–you started it!” He was still catching his breath, eyes crinkled. “Didn’t mean to push you in.”

Like you believed him. Rolling your eyes, you held out a hand and awaited your rescue. The old man stood to his mismatched feet and gripped your wrist, hoisting you up. You were airborne for at least three seconds with the momentum of his pull, giggling as your feet touched the dock again.

“I should tell Sanji you ratted him out,” you mused as the night air hit you, shivers running up and down your spine.

“You won’t,” he said, though there was a slight hope in his eyes that you really were bluffing. You were, of course. As much as you fought with Sanji, you would never dare to ruin his fun—and if planning a surprise for you was fun for him, so be it.

“I won’t,” you agreed. “But I should.”

You started back into the Baratie, crossing your arms tightly to condense what was left of your body heat. Zeff fell into step beside you, his chef’s coat draped over your shoulders not a second later. Stepping inside wasn’t an escape from the cold; if anything, the chill grew worse.

As much as you hated being cold… you were curious as to what Sanji had cooked up.

So you braved the frigid walk through the empty dining room, weaving in and out of tables and chairs, and rushed ahead of Zeff to enter the kitchen first. You gave the doors a shove and came face to face with a platoon of balloons bobbing around the ceiling.

Little purple flowers poked out of various crystal glasses. A sweet smell filled the room. You froze in the doorway, taking it all in, and noticed Sanji at the counter, finishing off the icing on a small cake. He glanced up and blew his hair out of his face, a smile splitting onto his face when he saw you.

“Pip!” His eyes ran you up and down, confusion clouding his blue eyed gaze. “What happened to you?”

You let out a huff and slipped your arms into the too big coat. “Went for a swim.”

Zeff chuckled suspiciously and swept toward the cake, inspecting it briefly. “Just like I said. The icing’s uneven.”

Sanji threw down the icing. “It is—”

“Stop!” you shouted. “I swear.”

That shut them up, each of them rolling their eyes. Children, you thought. Taking another look around, a little smile grew on your face. “Is it someone’s birthday?”

For a moment, Sanji’s confidence faltered, as if he was really questioning what day it was, before he caught your sly grin and relaxed. “Only yours, so I really don’t know why I bothered with all this.”

“Ouch,” you laughed. The kitchen was empty save for you, Zeff, and Sanji. It reminded you of quiet nights similar to this one, back when the Baratie was in its early years. Back when Zeff and Sanji didn’t fight as much as they did now.

In the gentle quiet to follow, you did admit: growing older wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.

You blinked and Zeff had lit a candle and poked it into the top of the cake, causing Sanji to grumble at how he’d messed up the swirl design he’d crafted. Zeff ignored him and bumped your shoulder. “Too old to make a wish?”

“As if.” You were almost offended he’d asked, leaning forward to blow out the candles, squeezing closed your eyes and uttering a wish in your head. When you were done, Sanji gave you a questioning look.

“So? What was it?”

Every year he asked, and every year you shook your head. “Can’t say. It’ll break the magic.”

The night grew old, as night always does, and it aged with laughter and thrown icing and sleepy eyes, before it died to make way for the sun. And by then, you and Sanji were passed out on piles of flour sacks, side by side and snoring in tune.

The Baratie was to open in five hours. In one hour, the chefs would file in to prepare for the breakfast run. For now, though, there was peace as Zeff pulled up a stool to the countertop and observed the pair with increasing, sickening fondness.

The plan had never been to raise two of the possibly most difficult children on the seas… but now that you weren’t children anymore, there was a significant amount of pride welling up in Zeff’s chest.

He knew neither of you were destined to remain at the Baratie all your lives. To keep you there was to imprison you. Someday, you and Sanji would leave this place, and Zeff could only hope it wouldn’t be tomorrow as each day came to a close.

And someday, a year down the road, his hope would be in vain as the next morning your annual birthday wish was granted in the form of a grand ship with the masthead of a goat—the ship that would sail you and Sanji away.

But that was a year away, and no one knew of what fate had in store. You only knew that maybe turning sixteen wasn’t so bad.

406 notes · View notes

daydreamingmia · 6 months

Text

Walker Scobell X Reader | Series | You Belong With Me🔱 Part 15

Thor Premiere

A/n: I know that movies aren't made this fast but they are here😁

You were looking in your closet deciding what to wear. Yes it was just to the hair and makeup trailer...but still! Today was the Premire for Thor: Ragnarock!

You hear the front door of the house open and footsteps.

"Hey!!" You hear two people say in unison

You turn and see Chris (Hemsworth) and Tom (Hiddleston) smiling

"Omg!! Hi guys!!" You rush to hug them

"What are you doing here?" You ask smiling

"Oh uhhh...just wanted to see how you're doing. Is a...is Walker here?" Chris asks

"Uhhh...no. why?" You say suspicious of them

Just them Walker comes in the room

"What are you doing guys?" Walker says to Chris and Tom

"What's going on?" You ask

"Ummmm...welll..." Chris and Tom stutter

"See! I told you! She doesn't even know what she's gonna wear!" Walker points to your closet that was torn apart

"Uhhh...what are you guys talking about?" You ask

"You're coming with us" Walker states as he grabs you from behind

"Grab her legs!" He yells

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" You scream

"You're going in your pajamas! You will never get to the premiere on time if you don't!" Walker says as they carry you down the stairs

"YOU GUYS ARE IN ON THIS?!!!!!" You yell at Chris and Tom

"Ummm...well...Walker kinda called us and asked for us to come because he said you would fight and he needed backup" Tom explained as you were punching Walker

"See" Walker says looking down at you

Chris opens the door and you almost get out of Walker grip

"Would you stop fighting me!! I'm gonna drop you and accidentally ruin your pretty face" Walker says and you can help but blush

"Awww! She blushed! She must really love you" Tom taunts

"Shut up!" You yell at him and blush even more

They put you in the car and Walker sat next to you in the backseat

You punch him in the stomach and he flinched

"Why aren't you hitting them?" Walker asks holding his stomach

"Because this was your idiotic idea!" You smack the back of his head

You get there and Chris and Tom leave to their trailers.

When you enter the trailer and there was food already sitting there.

"Oooo!!! Who loves me enough to get me this" you ask excitedly and take a sip from the milkshake

"Well I am pretty amazing" Walker jokes

"You did this?" You ask with a huge smile on your face

"Yep" He says

You just leap foward and kiss him

"I love you so much!" You smile at him and look into his eyes

"I love you too my precious" Walker replies sweetly

It was several hours later and you were ready for the premire.

"You look so handsome" you smile to Walker as you hug his back while he ties the tie

"I know" He jokes

He turns and looks at you

"WOW" He says looking at you still fiddling with his tie

"What? Do I have food in my teeth?" You ask worried

"No! You look...you look...wow! YOU. ARE. STUNNING." He says

"Awww!! Thank you!" You blush as he kisses you

"Now I belive we have a premiere to go to" He says holding your hand

You get to the red carpet and the cameras start flashing faster. People screaming your name at the top of their lungs. You go up to a reporter.

"Hi y/n! Let me just say you look gorgeous tonight." She says

"Aww thank you!" You reply

"SHE LOOKS HOT!" One of the paparazzi guys yells disgustingly

You just ignore him but when you look at Walker but he's not. He's giving him a "if you say that one more time I'll come over there are make you sorry you were born!" glare

You continued down the red carpet cameras flashing. Walker holding your waist. Smiling for the pictures when you heard someone scream something

"DAMN HER ASS LOOKS SOO HOT IN THAT DRESS!" the same guy screams

Walker takes a step foward but you stop him

"Walker it's okay. Just ignore him" You say rubbing his back soothingly

"He has no right to talk to you like that!" Walker says seething with anger

"It's okay. Just ignore him. He's drunk and an idiot." You say softly and kiss him

And he smiles

You were taking pictures with fans now. Walker was talking to a reporter somewhere. The drunk guy walks up to you.

"Hey baby can I get a picture?" He says looking at you up and down

"Uhhh...sure...I guess" you say caught off guard

You look around for Walker but see no trace of him

The guy gives you the phone and you hold it up to take the picture. But then you feel the guys hand around your waist. Very low. He pulls you closer to him and you wince. Then out of nowhere Walker jumps in and pushes the guy away.

"Hey man whats your problem?!" The guy yells

"If you so much as look at her again I will kill you and bury your body in my backyard." Walker threatens

"Do you understand me?" Walker says through his teeth

"Oh no. Percy Jackson is trying to threaten me. That's not very hero like now is it?" The guy mocks

Walker gets in his face

"I warned you" Walke rsays one last time

Walker turns and puts his arm around your waist and leads you away

You burry your face in his neck and he kisses the top of your head

"You okay?" He asks softly

"Yeah. Now that you're here" You reply

It was about 20 minutes later and so far you haven't seen the guy again. Walker must've scared him off. You were walking though a big crowd. There was 5 security guards around you (including Walker 🤭)

All of a sudden the guy jumped from the crowd and spanked you

Walker turned around as fast as lightning and punched the guy in the face and the guy went flying backwards

"Get him out of here! I don't wanna see his face ever again." Walker says obviously furious

The security guards grabbed the guy by the arms and dragged him away. The guy was screaming something to you but you couldn't hear it.

"I love you so much" You say appreciative

"I love you more" He replies and kisses you and hugs you

It was now time to take pictures with the rest of the cast. You stand between Chris and Tom and look over to see Walker standing on the side waiting for you. On high alert looking for the guy or anybody else who would mess with you.

"Is everything okay? Walker looks mad?" Tom asks (none of the cast knew what happened)

"Ummm...yeah...there was just this annoying guy earlier...but Walker scared him away" You stuttered

"Wait. What happened?" Chris asks

"This guy touched me and was saying gross things about me so Walker punched the guy and he was kicked out." You explain like it was nothing

"WHERE IS THIS GUY?!?!" Chris and Tom say in unison furiously

"I don't know he was kicked out." You shrug

They look at eachother and nod

"Well...we'll be right back" Chris says and they both walk away

Walker then comes over to you

"Where are they going?" He asks

"They are going to find that guy...btw we might need to testify for them in the murder trial" You joke

"Good! That guy deserves whatever comes to him" Walker sys still mad

"He's gonna get beaten up by Thor and Loki. I feel sorry for the guy" You joke again

After the premire you got in the limo with Walker

"Hey you want ice cream?" He asks smiling

"Uhhh...duh!" You reply

You got to the ice cream shop and everyone was looking at the two of you...duh

"You're...you're...omg...what can I get you?" The girl says really excited and soo stunned

"I'll have the chocolate and she'll have...what do you want?" He asks

"I'll have the cookies and cream" You reply

"Okay!!" The girl replies

You feel so many eyes on you so you turn a little and peek to see everyone's phones pointed at you

Some trying to be sneaky like they're calling someone (but their flash was on) and other were on live stream you assume because they were whispering (VERY loudly)

"Guys! Y/n and Walker Scobell are getting ice cream!!"

Walker looks down at you and sees you shiver

"Here my princess" He says as he takes off his suit coat and puts it around your shoulders

He wraps you in a bear hug and kisses you

"I love you sooo much! You are the girl I've dreamed of" He whispers in your ear and you blush

"You're the guy I dreamed of my whole life. Everything about you is exactly what I wanted." You smile and kiss him

"...well...you are really annoying and that wasn't in my dreams but whatever" you joke

"Yeah yeah" He kisses the top of your head

"H-here" the girl stutters as the hands you the ice cream

"Thank you" You and Walker say in unison

When you turn around you see at least 29 paparazzi people outside

"Noooo" You whine

Walker puts his hand on your waist and brings you toward him

You start to walk outside and the lights were soo bright

Walker covers your face with his hand and you bury your face in his neck

He opens the car door for you and you step inside

Once you started driving the paparazzi tried to follow you but your driver was really good at hiding from the aparazzi

After about 10 minutes you finished your I've cream

"That was soooo good!: you say and look at Walker as he quickly shovels the I've cream in his mouth

"What are you doing?!" You ask with a little giggle

"Nothing" Walker replies bit you can barely understand him because his mouth is full

"Why are you eating so fast?" You ask confused

"Ummm...ao you won't take it" He admits

"Are you serious?!" You say and he nods

"I'm not gonna take your ice cream you idiot" You say and smack the back of his head

"Thank you" He smiles still not trusting you

He turns to you and his face was covered with ice cream

"Haha do you know what you look like?" You laugh

"Am I covered in ice cream?" He giggles

"Yeah. But you still look handsome" you reply

"Well thank you. You do too." He smiles

"Oh no! Am I covered in ice cream too? You ask worried

"No but you will be in two minutes" he replies

"What's happening I'm two minutes?" You ask confused

In two minutes you will finally say that looks soo good! And then I'll say do you want some. Then you'll say yes but only one bite and then you'll leave me nothing."

You just watch him eat his ice cream

"That looks so good!" You say with basically heart emoji eyes

"Do you want some?" He sighs

"Only a bite" You smile

And bout 5 minutes later you handed him the empty bowl

"Hm...I guess you were right" He say smugly

"Well I am always right soo..." He jokes

"Yeah sure" You roll your eyes

"I was right when I picked you to be my girlfriend" He smiles at you

"Awww!" You blush

You didn't know when but you fell asleep in Walker's lap. He laid his coat over you and was stroking your hair with his hand.

"Y/n we are here" He whispers in your ear

"What?" You mumble

"We are at your house" He replies

"Oh okay" You mumble as he helps you sit up

You step out of the car and he walks you to the door

"Hey thank you for protecting me tonight" You say

"Of course!!!! If that creep ever gets near you again you call me and I'll be there before you hand up the phone." He smiles down at you

"Aww! Thank you!! I will. But I think you freaked him out too much for him to come back" You giggle

"Well I am pretty threatening" He says in a funny voice as you giggle

He kisses you

"Goodnight my princess" you looks in your eyes

"Goodnight my prince" you look in his

----

Walker's POV

"I'm furious that idiot was disgusting to y/n! What can I do? I know!

I scroll through my phone and find Taylor's phone number and call

Mother

Hey Walker! (She sounded like she just woke up)

Is everything okay?

umm...yeah kind of...

Oh no!! Is it y/n? Is she okay?! Did something happen????

No no she's not hurt

Sooo...what happened?

Well there was this paparazzi guy who was hitting on y/n. He kept cat calling <INSERT> hey and saying really gross thing. But he spanked her...

WHAT?!

Yeah. I punched the guy but I never wanna see his face again sooo...

Awww!! I love that you defend her!!

I will defend her until the day i die. Anyway soo...could you get that guy like banned from seeing y/n or something?

As her guardian too ill get a restraining order...

Yes!! Of course!! Im doing it right now!! I'll also talk to y/n tomorrow about pressing charges

Thank you I was so worried that he would do something to her when I want around to help her

The call ended and I decided to scroll through instagram...bad move...there were pictures everywhere of what happened

"Ugh" I thought to myself

I put my phone down and tried to go to sleep

-----

A/n: Hiii everyone!! Sorry this took so long!! I wrote a different chapter to post but I decided not to. Please forgive me for being slow!! I'm so sorry!!

If you like this story please like, comment, share!! AND THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH FOR READING!! I really appreciate all the love and support!! I CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH!!

Love you all soo much!!!

P.S. thought you guys might like it to be posted on Tuesday this time bc PJO isn't airing new episode anymore💖

Xoxo

Tags: @noajakah236482 @the-tortured-poets-depxrtment @walker-scobell-obsessed @yeeteddemigod

37 notes · View notes

crusty-chronicles · 1 year

Text

Airheaded S/O Headcannons #3 Robin (One Piece)

She absolutely adores you

What's that? You're incredibly stupid?

Come here sweet thing, Robin's here to help

Hmm? You're also incredibly strong? Aww, don't puff out your chest too much little warrior.

You're just too precious to risk getting hurt in battle.

You and Chopper are the most important people to her. (Shhh, don't tell the rest of the crew)

She absolutely babies you.

She can't help it, you have not a thought between those eyes.

You fell overboard and have a Devi Fruit?

She's there catching you with her powers just before you fall in

You're interested in archeology?

She's pulling out books and showing you how to identify types of ponyglyphs.

You hurt yourself wrestling with Luffy?

She's leading you hand in hand to Chopper's office.

God forbid you and Zoro leave to explore an island together.

A man with no sense of direction and an idiot who can't find theirs.

Absolute chaos.

She'll make Luffy or chopper go with you two if she can't.

You'd joined the crew a little bit before the CP9 incident.

Luffy had bought you on board with no other reason besides, "They're funny."

And pointing towards you chasing around the ship's doctor.

"Come here you little monster!!!! Let me squish your tiny face!!!" Promptly tripping afterwards and cracking the deck with your forehead.

You definitely fit in right after that.

She assumed you were strong from the start

The crew did have a track record for strong idiots after all. (Luffy, Zoro, Sanji)

As soon as the Marines attacked, you were one of the first ones to engage in battle.

Devil fruit or not, you sunk a whole ship by yourself.

Then you came back with that dopey look in your eyes and asked if you did good.

She's fond of you then, but becomes smitten during the fight at Enies Lobby.

When you saw Spandam kicking Robin while she struggled, you went ballistic.

Jumping, literally leaping hundreds of feet, just to reach her

You'd just about killed that goon with just one punch, and by the look on your face, you probably hoped you did.

You helped her up with the fondest look she's ever seen.

"Let's get you to Chopper, Luffy will take care of the rest. So don't worry anymore, promise me that."

And Robin's heart had never felt so full.

She had what she'd been missing for so long.

Friends, a makeshift family of outcasts.

Besides Sanji, you're the one checking in on her the most after that.

And she just about melts when you try (and fail) to read a story from one of her books to her.

She calls you her precious fool and occasionally love.

Baby is reserved for very special occasions

But not in the way you think

It's more of a "Let me help you with that, you baby" kind of way.

She waits you out for a confession, having a strong inkling you return her feelings.

You always volunteer to explore islands with her

You always reach for her hand to show her something cool you found.

And you get a little flustered when she compliments you or teases you.

You approached her with a small bouquet of wildflowers you found on the current island.

She half expects you to be subtle, but it's you

And you being you say-

"I picked these because I love you." 🥺🥺🥺

Cute.

So cute she melts, and accepts immediately.

She doesn't get jealous

She fully trusts you and knows you only have eyes for her

How does she know?

You tell her everyday you love her

Heart eyes and everything.

You also fight Sanji for her affections.

"SHE LOVES ME!!! 😡😡😡 YOUR FOOD WON'T TEMPT HER!!!"

"IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!! AND YOU'RE NOT SMART ENOUGH TO APPRECIATE ROBIN FULLY!!!"

"EYEBROWS EYEBROWS EYEBROWS!!!

"YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU CAN JUST STARVE TONIGHT!!!"

She feeds you secretly

She does worry about you a lot though

Yes you're strong, but you're not invincible

She'd rather fight for you or besides you.

Don't worry her by taking off with Luffy will ya?

NEXT UP: Byakuya Kuchiki

An: Shorter head cannons because I've got Buddy Daddies on the mind and I want to binge.

MASTERLIST

#robin x reader #nico robin #one piece #one piece x reader #nico robin x reader #x reader #x y/n #airhead s/o #stronk s/o

229 notes · View notes

marinetteocean · 1 month

Text

Part 12

"And this is basically how a portal can be made." said Alador.

"Oh titan, how l love engineering!" said Amity excitedly.

Just then a voice was heard from outside.

"Dad, are you there?" shouted Emira, opening the factory door.

"Yes, daughter! There is something l want to show you and your brother a surprise."

"A surprise! You are becoming a better father every day." said Edric sarcastically as they walk in.

"lt's still weird seeing you as a father." muttered Darius.

Alador rolled his eyes and said, "We'll see you too."

Hunter felt his cheeks burning, hearing that shows him that Amity was right.

'There are people out there who won't make you feel worthless.'

Edric and Emira's gaze fell on Darius first. As they said "Hello-" they saw Amity and then Hunter.

"Mittens!"

They ran and hugged tightly to their little precious sibling.

"We missed you so much Amity." said Emira in tears

"Yes, Soo much!" added Edric.

They ended up their moment and Edric asked the main question.

"Did you miss us?"

If someone else had asked, Amity might have thought they were kidding, but when it was her brother, she knew he was seriously asking. "You idiot."

"Aww, come on mittens!" insisted Edric.

"Yeah give us what we want!" said Emira while laughing.

"Okay...l missed you guys like l never did before."

"Before that, did you ever miss us?" asked Emira.

"Nope."

While Hunter laughing that answer, Emira and Edric gave Amity judgmental glances.

"Being in the human realm didn't make you a better person, did it?" asked Edric.

"Nope, again." said Amity with a sarcastic smile.

"But we made some changes here." said Emira.

"Oh! Did you know who is reading kids now?" asked Edric.

"Let me guess...You two genius." answered Amity.

"Us- what! How do you know that?" said Eric sadly because he couldn't make her surprised.

"We did it for you and you have to live with that burden as a debt." said Emira.

"l don't feel any debt but l really want to say that l appreciate what you did and of course l missed you so much."

"Kids l understand you missed talking with each others but what about going to the mansion and continue in there." said Alador.

"l doubt that l've ever heard you talk that much about something other than work in my life." said Amity. lt was still so new to her.

Hearing that Darius laughed for minutes. They all looked awkwardly to him until he stopped.

"What? This was so funny! l loved her so much already."

"Thanks, l guess..."

"You will get used to it mittens, your old dad is dead and we have a new one now." said Edric.

"l feel like I'm in the wrong family right now."

"Oo, or were you waiting to see mother?" asked Edric sarcastically. Emira tapped Edric on the shoulder as a warning.

Amity gave the 'I'd talk, but I won't' look and then turned to Hunter. "Let's go far away from them, Hunter. I fulfilled my longing already."

"Yes, you all go. Before dinner, we have things to do with your uncle Darius." said Alador.

"Uncle Darius?" Darius looked at him in a judgmental way.

"Say uncle Darius to him, kids."

"Okay, uncle Darius then." said the twins just to make Darius uncomfortable.

"Before leaving, what's your relationship now?" Hunter asked an unexpected and sudden question to the adults.

"What's relationship?" asked Darius nervously.

"You know what l mean."

"We are friends l guess, right?" said Darius and turned to Alador to see his reaction.

Alador nodded. "We are."

Amity approached Hunter and whispered into his ear. "Let's ask the questions while the twins are not around, we will never get proper answers now."

"Okay."

As Hunter and Amity entered Amity's room, Amity shouted into the hallway "I'll see you two later, now don't cause any trouble!"

"You wish!" shouted Edric.

"Emira please stop your brother. Sorry Hunter, they are... indescribable."

"l think they are funny."

"Maybe sometimes."

She looked back at Hunter and saw him standing in the middle of the room. "Please sit wherever you want."

"You have a nice room." said Hunter and sat on the edge of the bad.

"Thank you. l hope you are not uncomfortable being with my family."

"No no, it's great to be here."

"I'm glad to hear it." said Amity.

"Don't get me wrong but since your brother's sentence, l'm curious about something." said Hunter nervously.

Amity sat on the edge of the bad too "I'm listening."

"Do you think you will ever see Odalia again? l can't even imagine having to see Belos again."

Amity stared at the wall for a while.

"Sorry, l shouldn't have asked. Just forget-"

"No, it's okay. You were there when l said something like never talking with her again, right?"

"Yes."

"Do you think she's kind of a person who just let me prove myself that l can keep a promise l made to myself?"

"Well that's deep and tragic."

"l don't know whether she cares about me that much to not giving up on me and do obsessive things nor just doesn't want to remember l exist."

"Which option do you want to happen?"

"l don't miss her and have reasons to not want her in my life, so the second one." said Amity,

"Good choice."

#the owl house #amity blight #toh #toh amity #toh hunter #toh darius #toh alador #darius x alador #alador blight #toh edric #edric blight #toh emira #emira blight #hunter deamonne #darius deamonne

5 notes · View notes

spacecadet-ticklesinspace · 1 year

Note

Prompt idea!

Peter 2, Peter 3, and Harry have a competition to see who can make Peter 1 laugh the most! Peter 2 makes him smile but I see Peter 3 or Harry being the winner because i think they are the funniest. This can include some tickles but doesn't have to! Either way its cute. Hope you like this prompt idea!

(I love this, this is so precious! ❤️ Thank you Anon! Enjoy!)

Whose the Funniest?

Summary: See prompt above :)

"There he is."

Peter 1 snapped his head up. "Hm?"

In the doorway of the living room was a line of grinning faces all directed toward the youngest. Two was in front followed by Three and Harry in the back.

"Um . . . Hi? Did---Did you guys need something?"

Two took the lead forward. "You to keep being your adorable self."

"What?"

Three stepped in next. "It's simple Bug. You keep being cute."

Peter 2 smirked at his younger brother. "Meanwhile, some of us will have to do some heavy lifting."

Peter 1 set his phone aside. "What do you mean heavy lifting?"

"You and Harry are going down Two."

"No way! We've got this in the bag."

One's eyes widened as his legs curled inward. The youngest began scooting back across the couch until he hit the arm of the couch. As he watched his older two brothers bicker, a shadow passed over him.

Peter 1 looked up to see Harry grinning down at him.

"Hiya."

With a squeak, One jumped away. "What has gotten into you three?"

"Oh, just a small challenge."

Peter 3 stepped around his baby brother and ruffled his hair as he plopped next to him on the couch. "A teeny tiny itty-bitty challenge."

The youngest leaned away from the other two before he bumped into a solid surface. "Eep!"

Two's arms wrapped around Peter 1 before pulling him into his lap. "A teeny tiny itty-bitty challenge with the best itty-bitty baby brother around."

A blush spread across One's cheek. "Wh-what d-do you want w-with me?"

"Simple." Peter 2 readjusted his hold. "You be you and we have to get you to laugh without tickling."

"What!"

"We all think we can make you laugh easily with no tickles required." Two squeezed him close. "So of course we had to test it."

"Why me?"

"Because we also think we're each funnier than the others. So you have to be the decider," Peter 3 added.

Harry joined the trio on the couch. "This'll be easy, the kid practically giggles at everything we do."

The youngest Peter blushed. "No I don't!"

"Yesterday you were laughing at Peter 3 pouring a bowl of cereal."

Peter 1 blushed. "I was tired!"

"Sleep deprivation does help," Two commented. "But can you do it when he's well rested?"

"Oho yes I can." Three held out his hands. "Gimme!"

The youngest squeaked.

Two angled him away from the tallest. "No! We agreed I'd go first!"

The oldest Peter crossed his arms with a pout. "Awww, fine."

"Yay!"

As Two pulled the youngest back upright, One blushed bright red with a small smile on his face.

"You got a minute Pete. No more than that," Harry reminded.

"I know."

Three smirked. "Then let the best man win."

"Alright Peanut, let's show off those giggles."

Before One could respond, two hands came up to squish his face.

"Of course, with this wittwe face, who couwldnt hewp but wove youw."

The small grin on the youngest's face slowly grew bigger.

"I could just eat you uwp, but then I'd have tow be tested fowr diabetes."

The blush on One's face grew even darker, but he knew if he opened his mouth to protest, he'd trip over his words.

The hands on his face switched to light pinches along his cheeks. "Whose a pweciouws baby? Is it youw? Are youw the pweciouws baby?"

"N-no!"

"That was a stutter." Two playfully pinched and shook One's nose. "Do those giggles just need help getting out?"

The youngest grinned like an idiot and playfully pushed against Two's hand.

"Aww, is the baby getting flustered?"

One's grin brightened as he shook his head.

"No?" Two put a hand on his hip. "Is my owdest bwothewr magic not wowking?"

Peter 1 shook his head again. His brother was such a loving idiot.

Two wrapped his arms around his brother in a firm squeeze. "Well, good thing I have the best baby brother in the wold tow hewp me practice. I'm gonna hold you forever and tell you how cuwte you are."

Peter 1 really wished he could pull his hands up to bury his face in them.

Suddenly, a timer went off nearby.

"No!" Two whined. "I was so close!"

"You got him grinning Pete, but you were no where near getting him to laugh." Harry stood. "Besides, it's my turn now."

Peter 2 pouted as he released the youngest. "Okay."

The next thing One knew, he was scooped up into Harry's arms.

The tallest of the trio sat back on the couch. "There we go. You're lighter than I thought you'd be."

Peter 1's blush darkened again. "Hey!"

"Times ticking Harry."

Harry readjusted his hold so he was cradling the youngest Peter in his arms. "Seriously, I don't have your brothers' super strength, but I don't need much of my own to hold you."

One's face was beet red.

"Check this out." Harry tipped the youngest back. "Allyoop! And now you're upside down with ease."

"Eeep!"

"Ah!" Harry grinned. "I got a squeal!"

Two crossed his arms. "It has to be laughter to count."

"Really?" Harry gently shook Peter 1. "Maybe I have to shake them loose."

"Ahh!"

"Where are they hiding?"

"N-no where!"

Harry pulled the youngest back up to kiss his forehead. "Hmm, I just don't think I'm looking in the right places."

One was grinning even brighter. He hadn't had time to recover from the smother fest from Two so his cheeks were still aflame and he was getting close to giggling.

Harry pulled the youngest close. "Are they hiding in your ear?"

"No."

Harry booped his nose. "Are they hiding in your nose?"

One shook his head.

Harry pinched his cheek. "Are they hiding in these wittwe cheeks?"

The youngest gently pushed on his hand. "N-no!"

"Oh, I think they are." Harry tapped the youngest's cheek. "I think there's a bunch of giggles hiding under here, but someone's to stubborn to let them out. Maybe I just need too---."

Suddenly, a timer interrupted Harry's statement.

The older man groaned. "Come on! Seriously!"

"That's what I thought too," Two replied with a smirk.

"But I was closer than you!"

"But you still didn't get him to break."

While the other two were bickering, One started to slide out of Harry's lap. He almost slid all the way to the floor before Peter 3 piped up. "Now it's my turn!"

Harry scooped the youngest back up. "Here ya go."

The youngest Peter squeaked as he was passed to his older brother.

"Aww, were youw twying tow hide fwom me?" Three cooed.

Peter 1 smiled. "No!"

"Mmm, kind of wooked wike youw wewe." Three's finger poked along his face.

Peter 1 could feel the giggles building up in the back of his throat. For whatever reason, the middle Peter could have him laughing easily.

"Your time is a ticking Three."

The middle Peter smirked. "Oh I have just the thing."

Before One could respond, a hand was placed over his eyes.

"Uh-oh."

The hand was pulled back. "Peekaboo!"

One hid his mouth behind his hands.

Three repeated the movements. "Peekaboo!"

The youngest could feel his shoulders shaking from suppressed giggles. He did not want to break this early.

Until Peter 3 repeated the actions once again. "Peekaboooo!"

A squeak slipped out.

"Oooh, what was that?"

One shook his head.

Three grinned. Then he crossed his eyes and stuck out his tongue. "Blech!"

Peter 1's eyes widened. The giggles were quickly traveling up his throat.

Peter 3 lifted up the tip of his nose and stuck his tongue back out. "Blech!"

The youngest bit his tongue and tried to keep them at bay.

Then Peter 3 recovered One's eyes. He pulled them back and had a new silly face. "Blech!"

And then the giggles slipped out.

"Oop!" The older brother pulled the youngest's hands back down. "What was that?"

Peter 1 tried to stifle them, but he couldn't keep them at bay with his brother looking at him like that. And he broke down into a ball of giggles.

"Ha!" Three cheered.

Harry's jaw dropped. "No!"

Peter 2 placed a palm on his forehead. "How! How!"

"Doesn't matter." Peter 3 stood and tossed his baby brother into the air. "I win!"

Meanwhile, Peter 1 was a blushy ball of squealy giggles. Yeah, Peter 3 had a way of making him laugh on command. He was just too goofy.

When Three finished spinning in a circle, Peter 2 was standing. "I declare a rematch!"

"You can have a rematch, but I'll still win!" Three held the youngest up by his armpits. "We just have that connection."

Peter 2 smiled at the look of pure joy and innocence on One's face. He looked even more like a little kid when he smiled like that. "Aww, what's got you all smiley?"

One hid behind his hands. "Nohothihing."

To give his brother a break, Peter 3 set One in a nearby chair. He turned back around to the oldest. "If you want to do a rematch, I declare hide and seek."

"What do you mean?"

"We get one chance to find him and one chance to make him laugh without tickles." Three crossed his arms. "That way it's more spread out and fair."

Peter 2 shrugged. "I think that's fair. What do you think Harry?"

When the two Peters turned to where Harry had been sitting, they found he had disappeared.

"Harry?"

Both older Peters turned to ask One if he had seen him, but the youngest was gone as well.

"Did they---?"

"I think they did."

Peter 2 smirked. "Shall we find them?"

Three smirked back. "Let's."

And the older two Peters scurried off to find where the hidden duo had disappeared too.

#peter 1 #peter 2 #peter 3 #harry osborn #sam raimi #fluff

28 notes · View notes

thegreymoon · 2 years

Text

The Devil Judge

Jung’s crazy ass is so creepy and gross, this is one of the rare times I cannot appreciate a pretty man chained to a chair.

***

Oh, so now you are worried about him.

***

The crazy bitch took his precious cross 😠

***

Aww, his beloveds!

They were worried about you 🤗🤗

***

LOL, you are such an idiot 😂😂

***

Happy family 🤗

They are so cute, I’m worried this is foreboding something terrible to come.

***

I love this kitty 🖤

***

LMAO 😂😂

I can’t wait to see her go down, but she’s still a boss!

***

Babies, why are you like this 😭😭

You were so cute together too!

***

God, you’re all stupid.

***

Please don’t make me ship this 😭😭

***

Oh, baby, you are beautiful when you are miserable 🤗

***

You two are annoying me.

Anyway, I bet it wasn’t Kang who attacked her, but Jung.

***

Stupid, stupid, stupid!! Just when I think that you’d started to grow a brain, you go and do something like this!

How dare you hit him? At least Kang had the common sense not to beat the shit out of you in return.

***

After all the beatings he took when he was helpless, to be hit by someone he likes so much.

I’m so mad on his behalf.

***

You get on my last nerve.

***

I did not expect him to call them out this early on.

***

Who lets him be this beautiful 😭😭

#the devil judge #tdj spoilers #tdj ep06

17 notes · View notes

hulijingemperor2 · 1 year

Text

Zixuan: *still on bedrest*

Yao: you did well, Zishie.

Zixuan: thanks Foxy.

Yanli: *holding the twins* A-Yao, hold them nah.

Yao: sure.

Rusong: aww they're so cute!

Yao: really precious.

Ruxuan, Ruming! I'm your uncle Foxy.

Yanli: and Xuan is mama bird.

Zixuan: *pouts* A-li.

Zixuan: I hope our children gets close to their uncle Foxy. Because they'll be around him a lot.

Yanli: they certainly will. And A-Yao would pamper them with gifts!

He already had A-ling pretty spoilt.

Jinling: I'm not spoilt by Xiao shushu. He just buys me things.

Yao: yea.

I must buy things for A-ling. And A-Song too!!

Yanli: I see.

Ruhua grabs Jinling's hair stick and threw it on the floor.

Jinling: Huahua! My crystal hair stick!

Rusong: how did it snap in two?

Jinling: it was a fragile type of crystal. Xiao shushuuuuuuu.

Yao: A-ling, A-ling. Don't worry. I'll buy you a set.

For you and A-song.

Jinling: *smile* thank you Xiao shuhsu!!

Zixuan: he loves to spoil A-ling and A-song.

As he should.

Mo xuanyu: Xuan gege, do you know how to change diapers?

Zixuan: c..change what?

Yanli: diapers, Zixuan.

Zixuan: ohhhhh. No A-Yu. I haven't changed one in my life.

The maids used to do it.

Xue yang: what a diva.

Yanli: so who's going to change the diapers, Zish?

Zixuan: and Huaisang is there.

He'll change their diapers.

When they're older, he'll be their babysitter but he has to undergo severe training.

Mo xuanyu: lol I agree. Where is he anyways?

Zixuan: gave him a vacation.

Because I want my twins to see beautiful things when they're born.

My babies are allergic to negative vibes.

Jiang cheng: *enters* I'm here! Sorry I'm late!

Yao: it took you long enough!!

Zixuan: *crying* Jiang cheng! Where were you!

Meng Shi: Jiang gui fei. What kind of conduct is this.

I'm very disappointed in you! You weren't aren't when my innocent little step son was giving birth.

You're married to two emperors. Act the part.

Jiang cheng: Tai hou and my emperor husbands. This wei wuxian was in lotus pier, and he used my sword~~

Zixuan: not in front the children!!!

Yao: oh my goodness!! How putrid!

Xue yang: wasn't bichen enough?

Su she: you have some freaky family members.

Mo xuanyu: *blocks Jinling and Rusong's ears*

Jiang cheng: that's not what I meant, guys!

He used my sword to cut lotus pods. Then the idiot dropped it in the muddy pond, so we had to fish out Sandu.

Meng Shi: and your sword is a mode of transportation.

Jiang cheng: yes! Taihou.

Meng Shi: why didn't you run or hire a caravan?

Jiang cheng: *facepalms*

Mo xuanyu: Jiang cheng, how could you.

Zixuan: what if I died during childbirth and my children became orphans.

And then my empire lost a super handsome and almost divine emperor with flawless skin.

Yao: and A-li would have sadly become a widow.

Then she would ask me to adopt the children.

Zixuan: it would be hard for them to fit in because they're not hulijings. A-li might become A-Yao's concubine, but she'll become more rich, and depressed cuz she misses me.

Do you know how it's like to be rich, depressed and a hot mess! And on top of that stressed?

Jiang cheng, do you see the ripple effect!

Jiang cheng: stop being dramatic. And look. I'm here.

Zixuan: I haven't had a drop of water or a grain of food, while waiting for you.

Because if I ate I would have thrown up. But read between the lines.

I fasted for you, my husband.

Yao: our confidante!

Zixuan: *sobs* consort Cheng. *sniffles*

Jiang cheng: jiejie. How do you deal with him?

Yanli: *laughing* just fine*

Jiang cheng: uhh.....are you done?

Zixuan: you have broken my heart. I don't think I can forgive you.

Yao: I'm very disappointed in you.

Jiang cheng: Zixuan. I made soup. Do you still want some?

Or are you still feeling nauseous?

Zixuan: gimme that, Jiang. You're forgiven.

Yaoyao!

Yao: poor baby has been starving from his fast.

Zixuan: Jiang cheng, I'm weak. Can you feed me? *bats eyelashes*

Jiang cheng: sure.

How are you feeling now?

Zixuan: I'm still sore.

Jiang cheng: now what did you name them?

Zixuan: Ruxuan and Ruming.

Jiang cheng: sounds ok.

Zixuan: be a little enthusiastic, nah. They're royalty.

They came out from my~~ what's the word?

Xue yang: royal Zishussy.

Zixuan: yea.

Jiang cheng: noted.

Zixuan: A-Yao will let you hold them.

~~~

Next day..

Around midday, a group of beautiful young ladies, all holding fans in their hands, came to meet their dowager empress Shi.

Greetings taihou.

Meng Shi: greetings darlings. Rise please.

Someone from in front of the crowd: I'm Xu.

And I'm Lu Wan.

We're all aristocratic fox spirits.

Meng Shi: ohh, pleasure to meet you. What brings you here?

We want to see Dianxia!

Also we would love to marry him.

Taihou, I'm good at calligraphy and painting.

And I'm good at poetry and playing the Qin.

Meng Shi: *giggles daintily* excellent.

I always dreamt of Songsong getting a girlfriend, and settling. But then my Songsong is the one who must make the decision right. Why don't you go meet him?

Ladies: *squealing*

*goes to rush outside*

Meng Shi: hey hey wait. You have to go through Huangdi first.

Yes Taihou.

Well we got to meet our inlaws right.

~~~

The group of beautifully dressed hulijing ladies confronted and bowed to A-Yao.

Greetings father-in-law Huangdi.

Yao: *astonished* father-in-law???

Oh gosh, you all saw Rusong, didn't you.

Miss Xu: yes Huangdi, and we're in love!

Dianxia is extremely handsome.

Huangdi are we perfect for future concubines?

Xu: I'll be Dianxia's empress.

Can we see Dianxia?

We miss seeing him.

Yao: hmm sure then. He's in the garden.

Awwwwww Dianxia loves nature?!

We love nature too!

Yao: mhm. He's taking a stroll. And maybe he's going to sit and play the guqin.

*squealing* omg!!! We love music too!

He's so talented!

Let's go look for him!

Meng Shi: Yao'er.

Yao: A-niang?

Meng Shi: did a group of ladies come to meet you?

Yao: more like they came to meet A-Song.

Meng Shi: *giggles*

Yao: did you send them?

Meng Shi: yea,. They wanted to meet our little Song'er so I let them. Wangzi needs a Wangfei.

Yao: you're right. But Song'er loves someone already.

She's A-Qing of Yi city.

Meng Shi: A-Qing? Beautiful. I would love to see her.

And why didn't this child tell me? Am I chopped liver?

Yao: *laughing* A-niang, maybe he's shy.

Meng Shi: oh my. This boy.

He's a handful, but a cute handful.

Yao: agreed.

Rusong: *walking through the garden while reading*

Xu and others: *confronting him* greetings Dianxia.

Rusong: *looking up from his book* oh hello. How may I help you?

Xu: Dianxia why are you so hot.

Rusong: I...I was born like it.

Ladies: awwwwwwwwww!

Rusong: are you here to meet Nainai? May I escort you?

Xu: no no. We met her already. We came to meet you. *blush*

Heehee, how are you, Dianxia?

Rusong: I'm doing well.

Xu: you're really really cute.

And such a gentleman too!

Dianxia what are you going to do?

Rusong: well I was going to play the guqin.

Aww the guqin?!!!! We want to hear!! Play it for us na, Dianxia!!

Please! We would love to hear your music!

Rusong: sure.

Dianxia are you single?!

Rusong: well actually I have a girlfriend. But she's out if town.

Ladies: *disappointed*

Xu: is she even a beautiful hulijing?!

Rusong: no. But don't worry guys. You can still hang with me and listen to music.

*cheering* yayy!! Dianxia!!

We still love you!!

Xu: just saying, we can be better than your girlfriend.

We are hulijings after all.

Rusong: *laughing* I see.

Xu: at least she's taking good care of our Dianxia.

Rusong: *smile*

Ladies: *squealing* dimples!!!!!

Rusong: shall we?

Ahhh right behind you.

Rusong: would you like some flowers? Feel free to pick some from the garden.

You're so kind Wangzi.

Rusong: maybe if you like a certain flower, you can make a bouquet out of them.

Awww!

Anything to remember you by.

You're hella handsome.

Rusong: *laughs slightly* thanks.

I have asked my attendants to arrange tea and snacks.

Aww Dianxia, we were just here to listen to you play. You're too kind.

Rusong: well you're my guests after all.

Xu: so ideal just like Huangdi.

Rusong: us Mengs are known for our hospitality, and we hope that the empire does the same.

Xu: *melting* gosh, that's well said. But i love when your lips move.

Meanwhile, in one of the spring Pavillions~~

Yao: *having tea with Meng Shi and team dimple*

Meng shi: Yao'er, Yao'er, how is A-qing like?

Yao: very vibrant and energetic. Quite mischievous too.

Xue yang: she's a big simp too.

Meng Shi: oh. Lovely. Lol, a simp as well Chengmei?

Xue yang: yea. She popped out of me.

I gave birth to her.

Meng shi: *laughing* awww.

Yao: xue yang and Xiao xingchen are her guardians.

And they're all from Yi city.

Meng shi: ohhh I see. How sweet.

Mo xuanyu: we ship them a lot.

Su she: they make a good pair.

Meng Shi: that's good.

Xue yang: A-Qing is broke by the way, Miss Meng, so I don't know if that might be a problem.

Meng Shi: it's fine, Chengmei.

It's one's character that counts.

Yao: mhm.

Meng Shi: did you give her the thing?

Yao: of course I gave her the thing.

Mo xuanyu: *sips tea* what thing?

Meng shi: the hairpin Yao'er had commissioned for Rusong's soon to be bride.

Xue yang: I hope she didn't sell it by now.

Meng Shi: what?

Su she: it's a joke, taihou. Don't listen to xue yang.

Yao: she's good at heart, and she knows the significance of the accessories.

Meng Shi: oh good.

Yao: she has the same antics as Chengmei.

Meng shi: lol.

Anyways I need to talk to Mr. Dianxia later.

Yao: go for it, A-niang. He didn't tell you about his gf.

Meng Shi: exactly.

A-Yao, I think we should send her some gifts.

Yao: my same thought. And we can give some money to Xiao Daozhang as a sign of courtesy and good relations.

Meng Shi: yea.

Xue yang: what about meeee.

Yao: I'll give you candy, and maybe a new plot of land to practice your fierce corpse.

Xue yang: that's why I love you Jiggy.

Yao: *pats head* love you too, my little gremlin.

Later on, Rusong was walking down the hall, after playing the guqin for the fox spirits.

Rusong: why did Nainai send girls for me? That's so strange.

Oh right.......I didn't tell her about my girlfriend yet.

Rusong: I wonder if she found out? Guess I'll be hiding from Nainai for the while.

Meng shi: Songsong.

Rusong: *turns around* oh...hey Nainai.

Meng Shi: Meng Jin Rusong, the Hulijing Wangzi.

Rusong: (you know you're screwed when she or A-Die calls your whole name and title)

Meng shi: Dianxia *pinches cheeks* you didn't tell me about your gf.

Rusong: yea Nainai. I was going to tell you soon.

Meng Shi: baby Songsong, you're super cute. And I'm so happy for you.

A-Yao told me a lot about her.

Rusong: oh I see. The emperor of Hulijings and Kitsunes, Meng Yao Jin guangyao had let out my secret. *laughing*

Meng Shi: heehee yes. *kisses his dimple* secrets safe with me, Songsong.

Rusong: ok, Nainai. Today I'll spare Mr. Huangdi.

Meng Shi: but it's good that he told me. Because you wouldn't have told me.

Rusong: I would have, lol.

Meng Shi: *pouts*

Rusong: *hugs* Nainai. You believe your Songsong, right. Nainaiiiii.

Meng Shi: *pats head* I can't pretend to be upset with you, can I. You always put on that cute face.

Rusong: nah it's just that I'm naturally cute.

Meng Shi: oh really, Dianxia.

Now what did you do with the ladies?

Rusong: just got them some tea and snacks, then I played the guqin.

Meng Shi: lovely little Dianxia.

~~~

Later in the day......

Yao: Songsong.

Rusong: A-Die. Nainai was in her fox spirit matchmaker mood today.

Yao: *laughing*

Well you didn't tell her about your gf.

Rusong: right.

Xue yang: and you're a supermodel, so.

Mo xuanyu: who wouldn't fall in love with you, little Dianxia.

Su she: you have your A-Die's face after all.

Rusong: yea team d. And I can't help being cute.

Mo xuanyu: exactly.

#the huli jing emperor #foxyao #meng yao #dimpledlianfang #hulijing emperor 2 #jin guangyao #jin zixuan #part 2 #su she #the untamed

2 notes · View notes

isca-tide · 2 months

Text

4x21 Oh no, it's the 'casually break Lucy's heart' episode with the fake proposal. Or maybe it's the 'Lucy starts to realise these weird feelings might actually mean something' episode. In any case, I'm ready to have my heart broken watching Lucy be mildly in pain.

Chris, stop pushing. Jesus. It's not crazy, Nolan, but you're really not amazing at it from what I've seen of S5/S6. Soooo...ya know. Fuck that bloody golden ticket, honestly. But I'll save that for that episode.

Oh Lucy honey. It's a good thing Tim is just as oblivious to your feelings as you are, because you are being so fucking obvious today.

Patrice is such a sweetheart. Seriously. They initially gave off the impression she'd be this horrific set-up entitled monster but she's just adorable and so sweet. Definitely in the running for unofficial Mid-Wilshire mum/grandma. Can we please get Lucy some better parents? I mean Grey is unofficially her new dad but still, she needs more time with him for it to matter. Patrice and Luna can co-share mum duties.

Angela's cop eyes working overtime when it comes to Chenford moments.

Oh god Lucy, this hurts so much. She isn't completely sure why this is bothering her so much, I mean aside from the fact that Tim and Ashley really aren't suited for each other, but she just knows it's hurting. Patrice using Jackson's full name. My heaaart. Grey, yes, protect those ponies! Good man. Wesley you utter sweetpea. Another sunshine human being right here. And aww, Nyla's ex-MIL is a sweetie. Ugh why Tim. Whyyy. Not only because you damn well know you want marriage and kids. Lucy's poor heart. They're both just settling for something safe and stable because they've got all these other feelings they can't understand. I hope Angela got a good curse for her.

4x22 hehehehe. here we goooo. Dad!Tim and Mum!Lucy are the most adorable idiots.

I've seen this episode many times before so I probably won't be commenting too much about this one. Mostly it's just white noise of me giggling. Lucy, Angela, and Nyla are just precious together. More. Now. God that pillow under Dim's t-shirt. Y'all could've done anything else.

Grey and Angela sharing knowing grins, and also just how adorable excited Lucy is. I can't.

Nell and Ellroy are the most precious angels. Their wedding next, right? Another Chenford dance, right? Right?! Lucy keeping her man safe, of course.

So many candles. Aaaaahhhh. Legally now I have to replay this scene about 50 times. Look at her torturing him and making him say the words. God, look at these awkward oblivious idiots. Mel's Canadian accent slipping through with those sorrys.

Uuuugh and how easily they both sink into this kiss. Like barely a split second and his hands are on her and he's chasing that kiss even further. Tamara I love you but you couldn't have given us a few more seconds?

Lucy pointing at Tim 'this is work'. Damn right he is, honey. And he will continue to be work but it'll be worth it in the end or so help me god. 'I don't have anything' you fucking awkward dork. And the 'good work' and her face oh my god these two. Aww Tim. Having to do some processing of those feelings you can't understand that you tried to keep buried, huh buddy?

COWARD

Aww, I did like Nyla as a TO. Poor Grey having to cling onto his TOs like gold dust.

#isca rambles

0 notes

casspurrjoybell-32 · 8 months

Text

All It Took Was One Look - Chapter 3

*Warning Adult Content*

Aiden

I couldn't get his face out of my head.

Those hazel eyes were haunting me every minute of the day since this morning.

It made no sense, why would he be staring at me?

I found out he was suspended today so it was weird that he would be at school just to stare at me.

Maybe he was planning my death for staring at him yesterday like a love sick puppy.

He thought I was a freak and he's going to tell the whole school.

I just know it.

I started banging the back of my head against my locker.

It was lunch time and I was waiting for Jay to come meet me.

"What the hell are you doing?" Jeanine's voice interrupted my personal punishment for being an idiot.

"I don't think potential doctors can afford to lose any brain cells and at the rate you're going, you're going to have about one, if you're lucky."

"Jaayy," I whined to her burying my head in her shoulder.

She awkwardly stared to pat my head.

"Don't tell me... there's a girl crushing on you..." she joked.

"No, it's worse," I cried straitening up to look at her.

She hooked her arm with mine and began to drag me to the cafeteria.

"Aww, well you can tell me all about it while I get some food in my stomach before I die from starvation."

Once we got our food and were seated I began banging my head against the table.

Jay put her hand under my head protecting it from the table."

So what's got your thong up your crack?"

I picked up my head to glare at her.

She giggled and faked an innocent expression as she covered her mouth with her hand.

"My bad, I meant boxers."

"Ha-ha you're so funny, no it's just..." before I could say more Eric, my other childhood friends came to sit with us.

I still hadn't told him that I was gay yet.

I didn't know how he would take it.

I wanted to tell him, I just didn't want to lose him as a friend.

"Hey dude, dude-ette, how's life my peeps," he said taking a seat across from me.

"Eriiic," Jeanine shrieked excitedly.

"Jaayy," he mocked throwing his hand up in the air.

"Don't be a jerk, you douche bag," she said sternly but couldn't keep the smile off her face.

"Hey Eric," I said reaching over giving him one of those guy handshakes.

"Man Aiden what happened to your hand," he asked eyeing the wrist band.

"Oh yeah..."

"Aiden got smashed by two football players," Jeanine blurted out with a secret grin on her face.

"What?" he said, his eyebrows raising to his hairline.

"Dude."

"Thanks Jay, yeah that's pretty much it," I said.

I don't know how he didn't know yet it was all over school.

"Well damn, what did you do? Call them meat-heads or something?" he snickered.

"No actually we were in class, the door just burst open and in came Kyle and Liam going at it. They collided with Aiden's desk and down he went. The teacher had to pull the dumb jocks apart before they killed Aiden in the process because they didn't even notice him," Jeanine told him while I looked down at my tray moving a lone pea around.

"Man that blows, you were invisible to them," he said keeping a laugh in.

"Yeah, so, where were you for the past month?" I asked since he just up and left, never calling or anything.

"Aw man. I had to go visit my grandpa in Alaska. ALASKA DUDE. I was freezing my balls of out there. I seriously had to check if they were still attached to my body every hour, man."

Both Jay and I were trying to hold in our laughter and I was sticking in there till Jay spit her water out on the table which caused us to burst out laughing.

She was clutching her stomach and leaning on me for support.

"W-well God... forbid you... lose... your p-precious...BALLS," Jay said between chuckles.

"Ha-ha laugh all you want but I would like to have little Eric's running around one day," he scowled stabbing his potato's angrily but it only made us laugh harder.

By the end of school Jay and I were sitting on the front steps munching on a bag of chips, waiting for our rides.

Eric had went to talk to his swimming coach since he missed a whole bunch of practices.

So we were watching the students walk by and interact with each other.

What? When you're bored anything can be amusing?

"Hey, you never told me what was bugging you earlier," she said turning to look at me.

Oh crap I thought she forgot, I really don't want to tell her I have the hot's for the hottest 'Straightness' guy in school and he caught me stalking him with my eyes.

"It's not important."

She furrowed her brows at me.

"Are you sure? Because you were freaking out earlier," she put a reassuring hand on shoulder giving it a gentle squeeze.

"You know you can tell me anything, I here for you... always."

"Yeah, I know"

"Good. So when are you going to tell Eric about you know what because I'm tired of tip toeing around him?"

I looked everywhere but her eyes.

"I don't know... one day."

She raises her eyes at me and pushed her lips out a little giving me her usual sassy attitude... I loved it.

"Am I going to have to 'guurrlfriend' you?" she told me.

"Break out of your shell Jay," I said laughing.

"I will," she opened her mouth to say more, her finger was pointed in my face but a rude honk interrupted her.

I twisted behind me to see my brother's car.

I turned back.

"Well we're going to have to save all that attitude for later, I'll see you on Monday," I said giving her a hug.

I slide into the car and greeted my brother.

"Hey," I said as I buckled my seat belt.

"What'd up little bro," he greeted back ruffling my hair in the process.

Swatting his hand way I fixed my hair.

I hated it when he did that.

"So how was school?" he asked trying to make causal conversation.

"Good I guess, did you have class today?"

He shook his head.

"Nah. I hung with Cassie all day," he said, Cassie being his girlfriend.

I nodded.

"That's cool, so do you know what moms making for dinner?"

He shook his head keeping his eyes on the road.

"Nah bro. I haven't been home today."

"Then how did you know I needed a ride," I asked looking up at him.

Nash and I looked nothing alike.

He had short dusty brown hair that he styled in a messy way.

While mine was long, jet black and I styled it to swoop to the left.

He was tall while I was pretty short for my age.

I favored my dad more than my mom, where Nash favored mom.

His cheek bones were high just like moms... well dad had pretty high cheeks too.

Connie our sister was the one that got moms gold locks along the high cheek bones.

But we all shared moms blue eyes.

My dad was the only one that had brown eyes.

"Mom called me to come get you, dad is still in a meeting and mom is stuck in traffic."

"Oh... and Connie?" I asked looking out the window watching the scenery pass by quickly.

"Uh, I think she's at home. If not she's probably at her friend Jennifer's house."

"Hmm."

When we pulled into the drive way I hopped out and walked up to the door pulling out my keys, unlocking the door.

I went straight to my room throwing my book bag in the corner, dropping down on my bed I pulled my shoes off, stripped and went straight for the bathroom.

I took a much needed shower and while I was in there I was able to think about the one thing that has been on my mind and I just can't quite get out of my head... Liam.

Why can't I stop thinking about him?

I mean I've been at that school for four years and I've never really paid attention to him, he was never important to me but now he's all I think about.

'Ugh stop,' I screamed at myself.

The water was turning cold but I barely noticed.

His hazel eyes were beautiful, if you could call a man's eyes beautiful.

No that wasn't even appropriate, they were gorgeous.

I just wanted to gaze into them all day, every day.

Then there was his perfect dark eyebrows and kissable full lips, his beautiful tanned skin and built figure.

Jeez he played football for goodness sake.

He was the perfect male specimen.

I wonder what he would feel like on top of...

"Aiden."

There was a banging at the bathroom door rudely throwing me out of my fantasies,

"Aiden, quit using all the hot water. There are other people in this house too, water buffalo," Connie yelled from the other side.

Oh right I was still in the shower.

I shut the water off and grabbed my towel I wrapped it around my waist and went back into my room to get dressed.

I put my wrist band back on, it hurt still but not as much.

Heading down stairs I could smell my mom's cooking, she was making spaghetti.

She makes the best spaghetti ever.

My stomach growled ferociously in anticipation as I walked in to the kitchen.

"Oh hello Aiden. Did you have a nice day at school hun?" she asked and I nodded as I took a seat at the table that my brother was already occupying along with my dad.

Man how long was I in the shower for?

"Well it's good to see you didn't drowned. We were worried that we lost you," my dad joked putting down one of his files and picking up another sparing me one glace with a smile.

He was a big time lawyer and was on a big, big case this week something about a young women murdered who was pregnant.

I think his client was the guy who was accused.

My dad was one of the best lawyers Portland had to offer heck the state had to offer, he buried himself in his cases till he can prove his client innocent.

I know it takes a toll on him, after every case he's dead tired but he never complains, just says he loves his job.

"Yeah I'm still here," I muttered.

"So Aiden are those boys bullying you again," my mom said out of the blue.

I gave her an 'Are you crazy' look.

'When was I being bullied?'

"Bullying? Who's bullying Aiden?" my brother asked tightly.

I looked at him, he was frowning and tense as he waited for an answer looking from mom to me.

I shook my head.

"I don't know what she's talking about," I told him truthfully.

"I mean I would sure as hell know if I was getting bullied."

"There's no need to lie Aiden, don't try and protect them. If their messing with you we need to know so we can put a stop to it."

My mother scolded me waving her red saucy wooden spoon at me.

"Oh, gosh," I muttered shaking my head in defeat.

She'd done it now, she was going to make Nash go on a rampage trying to find non-existent bullies.

Nash was staring at me, his face was slowly turning from concerned to livid.

I sighed and hit my forehead on the table with a groan.

"I will not tolerate gay bashers terrorizing my son," my mom said her voice rising with rage.

I closed my eyes.

'When will this torture end,' I cried silently.

"Aiden are you getting beat up at school?" Nash asked swiftly standing knocking his chair to the floor.

"I'll kick every one of their worthless asses. Tell me their names and I'll end this right now."

Nash was fuming and my mother was actually agreeing with him, nodding with encouragement for him to go kill fake bullie.

Why is my family so damn weird?

"Dad," I whined to him for help but he was just sitting there amused. Well he was no help.

"No, there are no gay bashers for the millionth time and no I'm not being bullies Nash so calm down, jeez," I said to him hoping he'd listen because I knew once he was riled up nothing could get through to him.

And It didn't.

"No man if you have little punks after you Aiden you have better tell me now. NO one messes with my little brother and gets away with it," he exclaimed.

"Exactly Nash, you protect your little brother. No one is going to hurt him," my mom was practically his one woman cheering squad as she jumped up and down waving her spoon in the air.

"Mom, seriously, quit egging him on," I whined.

"I'm not egging him on I'm just agreeing that we need to keep you safe honey," she said to me.

"Oh my God I'm going to my room," I said quickly leaving this freak show but I turned once to give Nash a narrowed eyed look.

"Don't even think about following me," I growled.

Collapsing face first in my bed I groaned.

Why can't I have a normal family?

After that I stayed in my room the rest of the night.

I texted Connie to bring me a bowl of spaghetti and a soda, which she did thankfully because I was making earthquakes with my stomach growls.

Once I was satisfied and full I waited till I knew everyone was in bed to creep down to the kitchen and washed my dish away.

I was about to go back upstairs when I saw small circular beams of bright yellow through the kitchen window in the back yard.

I focused on the trees but found nothing.

Weird, I thought as I closed the blinds, just to be safe.

Shaking my head I went back upstairs and went to bed for some much needed sleep.

1 note · View note

sarah-dipitous · 1 year

Text

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 143

The Lodger/Season 7, Time For a Wedding

“The Lodger”

Plot Description: the Doctor must pretend he’s a normal person to solve the mystery of the man upstairs

Did…the TARDIS just kidnap Amy?? Excuse me? Friendship ended with the Doctor, Amy Pond is my new best friend —The TARDIS

We get another spn opening. People in Moffat’s Who are idiots

It sucks that James Corden sucks so fucking much because I always thought he was endearing in this episode

Omg you two. Just kiss already. You BOTH want to and you’re being pathetic about it

You’re not doing a very good job at seeming like a “normal” person

Poor Amy…trying to operate the TARDIS

Stop falling for it, guys. Omg…Sure, be a nice neighbor, a Good Samaritan but like…have SOME safety standards

See? Like…he’s not complaining about time passing slowly and in order NOW?? But a couple hours in a field with vangogh?? Too much, apparently

Aww Matt’s mop head of hair, it’s adorable

LOOK AT HIS SCRAWNY LEGS THOOOO

I wanna be annoyed with Craig but it IS a terrible feeling when you introduce someone to your group of friends and they seemingly like him more than they like you

Uuuuuugggggghhhhh this is the worst romantic subplot. They’re so annoying about it. They keep dancing around the issue every second of every conversation

The Doctor said DON’T touch it, Craig. Great job.

These “information transferring headbutts” are certainly a choice

No, Sophie, don’t be the umpteenth person to fall for…whatever’s going on upstairs

I hope Sophie leaves Craig in the dust

Yeah, same, Amy. I’m over their love story

Ah damn, another crack in the wall

Oh no…Amy found her engagement ring

“Season 7, Time For a Wedding”

Plot Description: While Sam’s entangled with someone from his past, Dean reluctantly teams up with a quirky laidback hunter named Garth

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: I mean…no one died but…huh

Time for a no whammys run for spn

Did Becky put a love spell on Sam or something?? Or someone put one on both of them??

Omg. She’s using her marriage to Sam to get revenge on people from her past, like high school bullies

Ok here’s the thing. I know Leslie Odom Jr is playing a demon…which I do love for him. Omg of course…she somewhat unwittingly made a deal with a crossroads demon. BECKYYYYY. Come on, girl, you’ve read all the supernatural books…know better

The love potion is a bit much…

Oh. We…got ourselves a telekinetic murder

Dean got them a waffle iron

Uhhhhh Sam…no. No, you still VERY MUCH need Dean

Oh I love Garth. He’s precious. He seems so bad at the job, but he’s somehow not

Ruh roh Becks. What’re you gonna do now that your love potion’s gone….hit him over the head with a waffle iron and Misery him was not on my bingo card

He is a very fun demon. He could have been so cool to have around longer…

The Getting To Know Garth stage is also very fun

Omg Becky. Cringe doesn’t begin to cover it.

Yeah, he’s definitely still mad that you DRUGGED HIM

CROWLEY!!!

“This isn’t Wall Street, this is hell. We have a thing called integrity” I do love Crowley

Huh…you know…I hadn’t thought about how I hadn’t seen any demons lately

Amazing. I love you, Garth. Just…waking up from being knocked out the MOMENT everything’s over

Thank you, Dean, for looking out for Garth, not letting him date Becky

#hellsite nostalgia tour 2023

1 note · View note

tcmptvtions · 2 years

Text

@slumberpcrty

❝ it’s hard to sit here and be CLOSE to you and not kiss you. ❞

#iii. ┈ 𝒊 𝒏 𝒕 𝒆 𝒓 𝒂 𝒄 𝒕 𝒊 𝒐 𝒏 𝒔 › 𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 !#❦. ┈ 𝒊 𝒏 𝒕 𝒆 𝒓 𝒂 𝒄 𝒕 𝒊 𝒐 𝒏 𝒔 › 𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐀 ┇ 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐒 !#slumberpcrty #aww these two precious idiots :')#could be during or post-athens #depending on how much angst u want to add lol

0 notes

hyeongjunbae · 2 years

Text

pairing: jooyeon x gn!reader

word count: 0.6k

warnings: none

a/n: if you saw me post this yesterday, no you didn't <3

[00.53 a.m.] || couple quizzes

only god knows how bored you guys are to take a stupid couple quiz in the middle of the night. it may not be the best idea, but you guys seemed to have fun. well, jooyeon, to be exact, was the one who was having fun.

“oh no, y/n! your partner, which is me, is sick! what are you going to do?” jooyeon coughed a couple of times after reading the question. to dramatize and make the situation more entertaining. “hmm, i’d wait until you’re better since i don’t want to get sick as well,” you said, just to annoy him. “but that's not what you did last month. you were very concerned about me and took such good care of me.” he was the one who was teasing now. “well, based on this, i'm going with this one,” he continued and clicked the option which suits you the best.

“okay, y/n. here’s another one. what's one thing you'd change about your incredibly talented and handsome and attractive and funny and good-looking boyfriend? wait, did i mention handsome?” you laughed at his goofiness, “a couple of times, i believe. well, i wouldn’t change anything, you are absolutely perfect the way you are,” you cringed at the words that left your mouth, but you meant everything you said. he laughed and kissed your cheek and said, “damn y/n, you're so whipped for me.” he wiggled his eyebrows annoyingly. “whatever jooyeon. read the next question already,” you were obviously embarrassed and wanted this quiz to be over as soon as possible.

“aww, baby don’t be like that. what you said earlier meant a lot to me. i love you,” then he kissed you again. “anyway,” he said, trying to gain your attention back to the quiz, “if your precious jooyeonie was sad, how would you cheer him up?”

“well, if my precious jooyeonie was upset, i'd cuddle him and shower him with kisses till he felt better, and then ask him what's wrong.” he tried his best to give you puppy eyes and said “you know what? i suddenly feel so sad. will you snuggle me and kiss me like you said?”

“no.”

“babe! you didn't give it a second thought, and deadass answered no. you're a liar,” he complained. you wondered if you two be able to see the end of this quiz.

“okay, let's say your boyfriend is overworking himself,” you cut his words, “which is something you do a lot.” jooyeon pretended not to hear what you said and continued, “what would you do?”

“i'd tell you how worried i am because you're working too hard, and i'd remind you to take a break.” just like you always do, he thought. he remembered how many times you hugged him, told him he needed to rest, and wouldn't let him go until he agreed to take a break. thinking about those times made him smile, and he was glad to have you around because who else would have reminded him of that?

“and finally, the last question,” he announced. “ooh, wait, now that's a good one!” he claimed after reading the question on his own, “do you see a future with your significant other?” jooyeon waited for your response with eager anticipation. you said yes without hesitation, he couldn't help but smile, “you do?”

you kissed him on the cheek, “yes, you idiot, i do,” and continued, “i don't want to be separated from you for even a single second.” after you finished talking, jooyeon leaned in closer to kiss you, and none of you were paying attention to the result shown on the screen anymore.

#xdinary heroes #xdinary heroes timestamps #jooyeon #jooyeon timestamps #jooyeon imagines #xdinary heroes timestapms #xdinary heroes imagines #timestamps

72 notes · View notes

the-iceni-bitch · 3 years

Text

The Missing Ingredient

Pairing: Hal Carter x baker!fem reader (NLLYL AU, himbo and honey)

Words: ~1.7k

Summary: Hal the sweetheart helps out Curtis’s flower with a delivery and meets someone new.

Warnings: explicit language, Hal is definitely a himbo but is adorable, he’s also 6’5”, so much fluff, cutest of meet cutes, no minors due to the AU

A/N: I warned y’all, I am feeling the fluff right now. And oh my god, does Hal scratch that itch. He is the softest, most sensitive of idiots and we must protect him at all costs 😭

I am no longer doing taglists so if you want to stay up to date on all the latest filth, follow my sideblog @the-iceni-library and turn on notifications!!

“Hal, you’re a lifesaver!” Hal couldn’t stop himself from grinning when Curtis’s flower came running down the porch stairs excitedly when he pulled up, catching her when she jumped to wrap her arms around his neck and pecking a kiss right on the top of her head. “Thank you so much for bringing these over so fast.”

“A’course, darlin’.” He set her down and grinned when Curtis came around the side of the house with an indulgent smile on his face, wiping off his hands with a cloth as he approached the two of them. “What kinda man would I be if I didn’t help you out just because that lug you’re with doesn’t know how to get his specs right?”

“I got the specs right, she just wanted to be able to house three additional hives.” Curtis pulled her away from Hal and beamed as he stared down at her, missing Hal’s eye roll when he pressed his lips to her forehead and lifted her off the ground while she let out a little squeak. “She’s surprisingly industrious.”

“Um, it’s not surprising at all. Remember when we had to rehouse the chickens? How fast did we knock that out?” It was like Hal wasn’t even there when she bit softly at the curve of Curtis’s cheek, at least until he cleared his throat and the two lovebirds gave a little jump. “Sorry, Hal. You sure you’re ok doing my delivery? I just wouldn’t feel right leaving my timber to do all this work by himself.”

“I’m sure, darlin’.” Hal followed her inside to start moving the crates of food out to his truck, lifting two palettes of fruit easily while Curtis got the dairy. “Just make sure this idiot actually watches what he’s doing and doesn’t get all moony eyed for you and accidentally saw off his own hand.”

“I’m the idiot?” Curtis scoffed after slamming the back of the truck bed closed, grinning at his friend when he just grumbled at him. “Didn’t you get spooked by a caterpillar last week?”

“Aww, that’s so precious!” Hal flipped Curtis off over her shoulder when she gave him a gentle pat on the cheek. “Those fuzzy ones can be very scary.”

“I hate you both.” Hal gave a soft huff when she pouted at him while Curtis just laughed. “You not as much, darlin’, probably forgive you by tomorrow, but your man’s an asshole.”

“We still love you, Hal.” She waved at him as he started up his truck, turning and frowning at Curtis once he started to drive away. “Why do you have to be so mean to him? He’s adorable.”

“He is adorable, he’s also kind of a himbo.” Curtis shook his head when she scowled at him. “Trust me baby, I love the man, but at some point he’s gonna do something that’ll have you fed up.”

Hal hummed softly to himself as he drove into downtown Boston, tapping his finger on the steering wheel and smiling when he pulled up in front of the bakery. Sweet Cheeks was a cute name. He grabbed the chilled crates and propped them on his shoulders before making his way to the front door, pushing it open with his hip and moaning a little at the scent that greeted him.

“Hello?” Hal didn’t see anyone at the counter, still breathing deep of the sweet smelling air as he looked around. “Delivery!”

“Hi!” If Hal hadn’t had such a good grip on the crates he would have dropped them when he jumped at you popping up from behind the counter with a big grin on your face, the streak of flour across your cheek making you look so goddamn homey he couldn’t help but grin back at you. “Hank, right?”

“It’s Hal.” This time he did almost drop the crates when he tried to reach to shake your hand, giving you a bashful look when you let out a charming laugh that made him blush a little bit. “Sorry, just…habit. Where do you want everything?”

“The fridge is in the back, did you park out front?” You peeked over your shoulder at him as you led him back to the kitchen. “Is my loading zone sign down? I have a little lot back here.”

“Oh, I didn’t realize that sign was for here.” He should have, it had little cupcakes on it. “That makes sense.”

“That’s ok, it doesn’t seem like it’s too much trouble for you anyway. You’re not even sweating.” Your grin grew even wider when he turned an absolutely adorable shade of pink as you watched him shrug his shoulders after setting the crates down in front of the fridge. “Cmere, try this.”

“What…mmph.” Hal’s eyes widened when you stepped close suddenly and shoved a spatula full of icing into his mouth, your eyes intent on his face and your free hand resting in the crook of his elbow and making him feel even more warm. “Oh, that’s…hmm, that’s nice.”

“Yeah? Not too lemony?” You swiped a tiny bit of icing off his bottom lip with your thumb and popped it into your mouth with a small hum and oh god did he like that, he liked that a lot. “I want to make sure it balances out the rosemary and lavender in the scones well.”

“Scones?” Your hand was still on his arm when he stepped a little closer to you, licking the remnants of the icing off his lips as he stared at your mouth.

“Um, yeah.” Maybe you should have been a little more scared that 6’5” of solid muscle was looking at you like he was going to eat you alive, but something about this guy was giving you good vibes, so you just felt a little faint. “Do you like scones?”

“I do like scones.” Hal realized how close he was to you and got a hold of himself, clearing his throat and stepping back on his heels while he rubbed the back of his neck. “Love scones.”

“Really? ‘Cause I’ve got a whole bunch of new ones I’m trying out for the summer.” You gave this sweet little laugh when he gave you a sheepish grin, stepping close to him when he tried to back up again because now you were excited to talk about all your ideas. “Blackberry thyme, strawberry basil, pineapple coconut, ooh, and orange cardamom cream, those are my favorite.”

“Those all sound amazing.” He wanted to build you a gazebo with a swing in it and watch the sunset with you, it was weird as fuck, but you were so sweet and cute and his normal game of just getting handsy right off the bat didn’t seem like the right call.

“Ok, let me just ice some of these real quick and you can be my taste tester.” You didn't even register his soft groan when you bent over right in front of him to pull the scones off the cooling rack, handing him the bowl of icing and pulling him close to you with that lovely grin he couldn’t help but return. “You’re a good helper.”

“Thank you.” He just stared at you with what he was sure was a dopey look on his face as you iced the scones, sighing softly every time your shoulder brushed against his arm and fighting the urge to smell your hair. “I’m usually no good in the kitchen, at least on my own.”

“You don’t cook, Hal?” Every time you said his name his chest fluttered a little bit.

“No, forgot about the oven once and almost burned my house down.” He shrugged and frowned at himself for making such an embarrassing admission to you right away, this is why he didn’t like talking to girls. “Didn’t seem like a good idea after that.”

“Well, I almost took out my entire apartment complex when I was learning to flambé, sometimes you just have to jump back on that horse.” You grinned at him before shaking your head a bit like you were scolding yourself. “I mean, if you want to. Opting not to cook after something like that is totally valid. I just don’t like the thought of you never having a home cooked meal.”

“Oh.” You were so nice, you hadn’t even laughed at how dumb he had been to almost burn his own house down. God, he liked you. “I have them sometimes. Curtis’s little flower always has leftovers for me when I go there for dinner.”

“Good, here, eat this.” You watched him closely when you handed him a finished scone, beaming when he moaned and gave you a thumbs up after taking a bite. “But now that I know you’re not getting good stuff on the regular, you’re definitely my taste tester. Are you working the site a couple blocks down?”

“Yeah?” Hal grabbed another scone while his mouth was still full from the first one, and you couldn’t even bring yourself to stop him, he was enjoying your food so much.

“Great, I open at six, so you’re going to stop by every morning before your shift to try the scone of the day and make sure it’s up to snuff, ok?” You shook your head at him when he tried to protest with his mouth still full of scone, his cheeks stuffed full like some kind of sexy chipmunk as he struggled to swallow and you just tweaked his nose and giggled at him. “You need a good breakfast, and I get too in my head about recipes, I need an objective third party to try everything out.”

“Ok.” He didn’t know how objective he was going to be, he was pretty sure he was already partially in love with you after eating your food. “I’m paying for coffee, though.”

“Acceptable.” You beamed at him and followed when he went to get the rest of the crates out of his truck after grabbing another scone. “It’s a date.”

#natalie writes #no love like your love au #himbo and honey #hal carter #hal carter x reader #hal carter x you #hal carter x y/n #hal carter x female reader #hal carter fluff #sebastian stan #sebastian stan character #eighteen plus #eighteen and over

251 notes · View notes

spacecadet-ticklesinspace · 2 years

Note

hi!

could I pls request lee! Peter one and lers! Two and Three with

“stuhubble ihis an unspoken weapon!!” <3

Peter one (tom) is always saying how he never grows facial hair 😂😂I think it’d be cute!

(Okay! I've always wanted to do something like this! ❤️ Thank you for the prompt Anon! Hope you enjoy ❤️)

"Stuhubble ihis an unspoken weapon!!"

"Of cohourse it is! That's what makes it soho much fun to use," Two cooed.

Meanwhile, Peter 3 adjusted his hold on Peter 1. "And what makes for the cutest laughs from a certain little brother."

Peter 1 squeaked and turtled. "Yohou and your beheard ahare trohouble!"

"Aww, what's wrong? Jealous you can't grow one?" Three teased.

"No! Ihi just know yohou!"

Peter 2 snickered and sat down next to the duo. "Awww, isn't thahat cute."

The youngest scowled. The older two had called and asked if One would like a visit. If Peter 1 had known both brothers were growing out their beards, he would have prepared better. But they had surprised him by tackling him in a hug with those grins that let One know he was going to be tickled to death by their facial hair.

Peter 2 paused and studied One's face. "Hmm . . . I don't know Three, how do you think he would look with facial hair?"

One's eyes widened. "What?"

"Personally, I don't think it would look the best on him." Three squished his cheeks. "Too baby faced."

One blushed and squirmed. "Ruhude!"

"Ihi don't know, he might look cute with a wittwe mustache," Two teased.

One groaned. "Yohou knohow Ihi cahant grohow ohone!"

"That's okay." Three booped his nose. "You'wre pwecious juwst the way youw awre."

The blush on One's face grew even darker. "Nahat prehecious."

Two rolled his eyes. "One day you'll see it."

"Trust us bud, you're the most precious Bug there is."

"And we'll keep telling you until you see it."

One's neck and face were a sheet of red, but a grin pulled at his lips. Sometimes his brothers were just loving idiots.

One felt Two scoot closer. "About the facial hair Bug, trust us, you don't want to grow any. It's itchy."

"Ihit looks cohool thohough."

"Looks can be deceiving," Three commented as he rested his chin on the youngest shoulder. "Take a feel."

"Wha-?" One squealed as Three nuzzled his bearded face into One's neck.

"Sehee?" The middle brother teased. "So scratchy."

"Jeherk!"

"If you think that feels scratchy." Two tugged up One's shirt. "You should feel it on your tummy."

"WaAAIT!"

Peter 2 nuzzled his face into One's tummy.

"Vehery scratchy indeed," Three teased.

"Yohou know what mahakes it more 'scratchy'?" Two asked.

"What's that?"

"You mix them with berries."

"Wait!"

In response, Peter 2 nuzzled back into One's tummy and added in some raspberries.

One screamed.

"Ohokay, it dohoes make it mohore itchy!" Three exclaimed. "Lehet me try."

The next instant, Three joined Two on the nuzzles and raspberries on One's neck. The youngest exploded into loud cackles and squeals. Their beards were torturous, but a fun torturous.

"OHOKA." One snorted. "KAHAY! OHOKAY!"

Both Peter 2 and 3 stopped their tickles.

The youngest slumped into Three. "Noho fahacial hahai*hic*."

The older two wheezed.

"Shuhut uhu*hic*uhup!"

"Sehee bud? Wahay to scrahatchy," Three soothed and ruffled the youngest's hair.

"Yeheah . . . buhut fuhun."

The grins on the older brothers' faces made One bury his face into Three's shoulder.

"Mahaybe facial hair is worth it," Two teased as he scratched his chin.

And Peter 1 had to "reluctantly" agree.

#lee peter 1 #ler peter 2 #ler peter 3 #ticklefic

19 notes · View notes