#awkward-scarfy-boi

[tt-squid]

*tosses the Lalonde scarf*

hell yeah!

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

I told my Physics teacher "ok Boomer"

i was sooooo close to saying that to me P.E teacher, GOOD JOB!!!!! 

[justyncase]

*hands you a scarf but ends up falling off the washing machine*

sir are you.... sir are you okay ??

[no-slice-of-serendipity]

Idk if I gave you a scarf but here

Thank you!!

[kittywolves]

DO ALL THE ONES FOR GET IN MY BUSINESS!!

The meaning behind my url:

already answered

A picture of me: don’t have anything recent sorry

How many tattoos i have and what they are:

none yet

Last time i cried and why:

just a few minutes ago bc paranoia

Piercings i have:

i have four ear piercings on each ear!

Favorite band:

currently? i really like icon for hire, fall out boy, and my chemical romance

Biggest turn offs:

fear, sadness, tears

Top 5 (insert subject): 

well page? what subject?

Tattoos i want:

oh boy there’s a lot! i’ll just do some of them! 

barcode! broken heart! sword!

Biggest turn ons:

mm i like blood,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Age:

just turned 19 and i hate it!

Ideas of a perfect date:

already answered babes

Life goal:

i really wanna move out and away from my parents and this godforsaken country

Piercings i want:

dolphin bites! & another ear piercing ahah

Relationship status:

taken by @galaxy-ruler-bitch-supreme

Favorite movie:

a goofy movie! i also like the space between us & heathers a lot 

A fact about my life:

it sucks :’)

Phobia:

trypophobia also arachnophobia 

Middle name: 

nyx!

Height:

5′5″ 

Are you a virgin?

yep!

What’s your shoe size?

7+1/2 or 8 depending on the shoe (us womens)

What’s your sexual orientation?

demisexual! it’s so weird using that now omg

Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs?

only medications :((

Someone you miss:

people i’d rather not miss.

What’s one thing you regret?

highschool

First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive:

chris hemsworth? idk

Favorite ice cream?

chocolate! 

One insecurity:

that i’m not good enough for anyone. that i’m not enough for someone to stay.

What my last text message says:

“oh no!!”

Have you ever taken a picture naked?

technically? yes. was it a nude? no. i just happened to be naked, but you couldn’t see it in the picture.

Have you ever painted your room?

personally? no. but it has been painted. there’s a blue wall uwu

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?

no :((

Have you ever slept naked?

aaa no,, sensory issues won’t let me

Have you ever danced in front of your mirror?

about the only place i do dance tbh

Have you ever had a crush?

a few, yea. not very many,,,

Have you ever been dumped?

nope! 

Have you ever stole money from a friend?

no!!!! who does that!!!

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met?

stranger danger no thank you

Have you ever been in a fist fight?

nope!

Have you ever snuck out of your house?

yes? i mean i texted i was leaving but didn’t get a response until i was gone ahah.

Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?

yea,,

Have you ever been arrested?

no! but i have had the police called on me a few times,,

Have you ever made out with a stranger?

never even made out with anyone tbh

Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?

yea! under controlled circumstances, like their house or my house or the mall or smth

Have you ever left your house without telling your parents?

yes. it’s why the police were called on me.

Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor?

i don’t even know my neighbors **shrug**

Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun?

yep! disneyland,,, ;-;

Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?

yes. only sleebing tho

Have you ever seen someone die?

no!!!!!!! 

Have you ever been on a plane?

YESYESYESYES I LOVE PLANES

Have you ever kissed a picture?

i don’t think so?

Have you ever slept in until 3?

a couple times.

Have you ever loved someone or miss someone right now?

uh,, yes? 

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?

no ;-;

Have you ever made a snow angel?

also no ;-;

Have you ever played dress up?

yea!!! lots!!! 

Have you ever cheated while playing a game?

yep. Sims bebey 

Have you ever been lonely?

all. the. time.

Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school?

i’ve come close let me tell you-

Have you ever been to a club?

nope

Have you ever felt an earthquake?

i,,, live in southern california,,,, 

Have you ever touched a snake?

YES PRECIOUS BABEY

Have you ever ran a red light?

ahah not me personally but yes i’ve been in the car while the driver ran a red light (my mother)

Have you ever been suspended from school?

no

Have you ever had detention?

only bc i was consistently late to school

Have you ever been in a car accident?

no, but both my parents were when they were young & it took out most of their families oof rip aunties & mí tío

Have you ever hated the way you look?

always.

Have you ever witnessed a crime?

uhm,,, possibly? i can’t remember anything specifically.

Have you ever pole danced?

no ;-;

Have you ever been lost?

yes. physically and mentally/emotionally

Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country?

yea!! used to live in west virginia!! (i was born there) and recently went to new york!!

Have you ever felt like dying?

*looks at past suicide attempts* ahah no not at all

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?

ahhahahhaha, i have no idea what you’re talking about,,, who does that?

Have you ever sang karaoke?

no,,,

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?

*looks at self harm scars* yea.

Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?

nope.

Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger?

no

Have you ever kissed in the rain?

nope

Have you ever sang in the shower?

quite a bit

Have you ever made out in a park?

no

Have you ever dream that you married someone?

probably idk anymore

Have you ever glued your hand to something?

no

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?

once again, socal, it doesn't snow here so it wouldn’t get cold enough for that.

Have you ever gone to school partially naked?

no????

Have you ever been a cheerleader?

no, but i’ve been a ballerina AND on drill so fite me cheerleaders

Have you ever sat on a roof top?

yea! i think it was back when i was scared of heights tho :/

Have you ever brushed your teeth?

yes???? what kinda question???

Have you ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone?

i have,,, paranoia,,,, so yes

Have you ever played chicken?

i’m too heavy :((

Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?

i have 1) been in a pool with my clothes on and 2) been pushed into a pool but not both at once

Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger?

does “jesus, you’re gorgeous” count?

Have you ever broken a bone?

yep! fell off the bed and broke my arm as a kid, haven’t broken anything since.

Have you ever been easily amused?

i’m literally a child like i laugh at everything.

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?

yessssss

Have you ever mooned/flashed someone?

only in play

Have you ever cheated on a test?

uh maybe?

Have you ever forgotten someone’s name?

i don’t even know my own name half the time so yea

Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real?

literally everyone i’ve met online tbh

Give us one thing about you that no one knows.

ah shit man idk i’m an open book people know everything

[dragonwolfcrane]

Ha ha ha guess who's stuck now

me. help.

[b00bconnoisseur]

obama drip karkat haunts my brain

Im not sure i know this but am not sure if i wanna ask to know or not-

[strixton]

This is a call for help. This is for the friends and followers of @awkward-scarfy-boi

Scarfy hasn’t been online since Saturday. No one has heard from him, and many of his friends have reached out in any way they can and haven’t gotten a reply. Please if you have heard from him or have information about how to contact his mom or brother, please tell me. I am trying to find a way to help my friend.

Please reblog to spread the word.

[vcherry-kai16]

pop the wrap of bubbles

human instincts

ghost detection

no one here knows you but they all hate you

go pet that large predatory animal 

[bubble--c]

💛 This is the Amazing Person Award! Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know someone thinks you’re amazing inside and out 💛 ^ω^

ahsjflgl thanks pal, I'll not send it in ask boxes because im lazy but I'll tag people i think are cool! (they aren't all necessarily my mutuals but i just think they're neat)

@delightfullyshamelessdinosar @willowchild @cause-a-gay-has-got-to-slay @billtherock45 @not-my-brain @awkward-scarfy-boi @a-bisexual-teenager @leg-stealing-bee @awful-ninja @deanismymom @freakofandoms @flannel-wearing-book-nerd @generalgrievousdatingsim @homo-sex-shoe-whale @i-am-a-fish @i-am-a-koi @kateroo2001 @lawfullidiot @queenpanpan @renegadepear @wethepotterheads0214

i tagged a lot sorry

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

Cursed cheese buns

what of them?

[sillynoodleoodle]

💐🌷🌹🌺♥️SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING! ♥️🌺🌹🌷💐

@the-potato-beeper @xthisisathingx @awkward-scarfy-boi @redheadgoblin @memes-and-anger @violet-hargreeves-official @i-am-a-koi @everyone else because I can't think of ten people

[i-am-a-koi]

this is important please don’t just scroll past this

to my followers, friends and mutuals, 

my parents found my tumblr, and i had recently reblogged something off of my friends tumblr that was nsfw, it made my parents really upset.

my parents will be putting a re-stricter app on my computer so they can watch what i am doing. 

I am so sorry, i love all of you, i didn’t think this would happen 

i am just glad they didn’t find my discord and check through that 

i will be logged out for a while, i don’t know how long, i will try to hop on when i can but it may be few and far between, when i turn 18 though i’ll be all the way back cause my parents can’t do anything anymore. 

i have some of y’all’s snaps so you won’t be missing me for long, and some of y’all have my insta so i won’t be far either 

if you want it so we can chat or something here is my insta: _.sammirohmer._ 

once again i am very sorry that i have to leave for a while, i honestly will miss all of you, i am so thankful for all of you and i hope you don’t disappear just because i’m gone for a bit. thank you for all the good times y’all, stay chaotic for me, please, i need my blog to be pristine chaos when i get back, i’m counting on y’all i know you can do it. 

i don’t like goodbyes they mean i’m leaving forever, and i’m not leaving forever, so i guess, see ya later my chaotic alligators i’ll see you in a bit. 

@midnight-spectrum-again @biggest-goofiest-fish @leg-stealing-bee @midnight-maddness-again @unreasonableamountsofhummus @a-bisexual-teenager @a-very-real-human @themusicellecat @awkward-scarfy-boi @eds-my-love @aromantic-goldfish @biggest-goldiest-spoon

can y’all signal boost this please as my final request for a long while, i will miss you guys so much, i’m so sorry

this will be possibly my last post for a while

[kittywolves]

P, G, E, M, A, D, O, X

P: a song that I’d recommend you based on your blog

anything from icon for hire

G: a song to party your butts off to

basically anything off the pray for the wicked album by panic! tbh

E: a song by a band I’ve seen live

haven't seen anyone live except ariana grande & i hate her music so 🤷🏼‍♀️

M: a song that hasn’t got a video but I wish it had

freaking out - the wrecks

A: an uplifting song

hm either Can't Please 'Em All or C'est La Vie - Hi I'm Case

D: a song that reminds me of a fictional character

undisclosed desires - muse

O: a melancholic song

leave the city by tøp or listen before i go by billie eilish

X: a cover

BAD GUY - the interrupters (find it on youtube)

[official-lucifers-child]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award, you’re supposed to paste it in the ask of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it’s just sweet to know someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out! :)

i’m just gonna leave all these tags here

@every-unicorn-has-a-unique-horn

@krystal-prism

@nothingbutanuglyfart

@sanders-sides-with-quinn

@jaeebitch

@thequeensphinx

@sinfromheaven

@genderfluid-and-confuzled

@sleepy-orange-corn-snek

@kneecapstealingalien

@the-tangerine-overlord

@extremeloser

@dangerous-doodle

@helmetmoth

@awkward-scarfy-boi

@kneecap-stealing-gay-rainbow

this is a lot more than 8 but, ya know...

[b00bconnoisseur]

As my parental unit. I hand you a scarf

*sniffles* ty so much i dont have a scarf tjisis amazing thank you *hugs u and accidentally gets snot on your shirt*