#aviendha dont give a shit about them turtles

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Nynaeve, shouting: This is it! This is

the last straw!

Elayne: Wait, we're out of straws?

Mat: No, I thought I saw some in the kitchen.

Egwene: You actually use straws?

Mat: No, not usually, but Olver likes

them, so if I'm out, I'll pick some up.

Perrin: Well, don't get paper straws.

Egwene: Oh, they make metal straws now! We can grab some of those!

Aviendha: What's wrong with plain plastic straws?

Rand: The turtles, Aviendha.

Aviendha: Turtles don't use straws.

Rand: I know, that's not what I'm--

Elayne: All right, all right, well,

first things first, let's just find out

if we even need more straws. Okay?

Min: Well, Nynaeve said she used the

last straw.

Mat: Maybe she was lying.

Min: Come on, Mat, be serious. She’s an Aes Sedai, she can’t lie, can’t she?

Mat: Ask her yourself. She's climbing

out the window right now.

Lan: *trying to keep Nynaeve from throwing herself out of the window*