#averillposts

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okay so stupid ford and dorito thoughts

what if the roles were reversed? ford, the higher being of power, bill, the one at his will

what if after ford went through the portal, bill couldn't find him again. but when he did, he was different. ford was glowing with power, the closest a mortal gets to a god. he hardly noticed bill. but when he did, when he gazed down at bill, bill was still his same old self. same old broken self, the only thing changed is that he was weaker.

[averill-writing]

these hands that hold me may ache and be soaked with death, with the past that haunts the both of us, and I know who you are, who i am, but in this moment, i couldn't care about the blood, only that you keep me from starving in this world

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Silly Game Time: Bringing back a crowd favorite! Pick one story you really like (could be a movie, a show, a book, a game, etc.) and summarize it in *one* sentence. The more absurd-sounding the sentence is, the better!

bone people do bone things for the fbi

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I love chewing the inside of my mouth and hearing the sounds it makes

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Will is making a Tumblr account for the first time and using it and the first thing he sees is Miku 😭

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Silly Game Time: What's your favorite fruit (besides me, obviously)?

your my second favorite fruit <3 the first one is watermelon

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cold food: evil, no, bland

warm food: i will eat this so fast i will look demonic. nothing will stop me from shoving as much of this in my mouth as possible. there is god, there is nothing, then there is me

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Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "Everyone knows Dracula is the King of Vampires. Very few people know that he's also the Assistant Manager of the local _____."

Krugers

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Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! What does LGBTQ stand for?

Lesgangs game boy train quick

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corvid just said he found out his not a twink (he is) and I'm confused. wdym 'found out'?????? did you diagnosed?????? diagnosed with 'not twink'??????

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how do you bind when you can't bind

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Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! How do you win a football game?

you eat it

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do you ever have to blacklist your friends from speaking about certain topics because everytime they talk about it, it's as if they are speaking from the mouth of the devil

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I'm listening to my husband make sounds in his sleep. this is great

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Silly Game Time: The fifth most recent image you saved or shared (either by reblogging it, saving it directly to your device, or making it yourself--you choose) is how next week is going to go.

What is it? And on a scale of 1 to 10, how's your outlook?

what does this mean

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Silly Game Time: On every continent, a giant dragon statue (300 feet or 91.4 meterstall) shall be erected. And *you* get to decide where one of them will go, without any restrictions at all!

Where are you placing it? (Double Points for a specific location, extra points for the specific variety of dragon.)

okay so we're gonna go out to redneck country-