#autumn monhun screeching

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Autumn screams about how good monster hunter designs are 1: Shara Ishvalda

this guy isnt really my favorite monster or anything but its one of the monsters i feel the most strongly about if that makes any sense to you. i dont know who needs to be told this but rock monsters are fucking cool. dude looks like a fucking primordial god of the very ground we stand on.

i think its safe to say its sick as FUCK that they actually like. didnt just use the same type of rock for this dude. like theres actual variation in this guy's armor which you dont really see much of in media containing big rock dudes. including monster hunter itself

basarios for example is just like. a rock wyvern. with one kind of rock. but i really think it goes to show how much the design team for monster hunter has improved given that basarios is from the first game and shara ishvalda is relatively new. i just think thats pretty damn neat.

there are no good pictures of this so you gotta trust me when i talk about how cool it looks when you weaken its parts. most monsters just like put a texture over its leg or its head and call it a day but with shara its much more unique. like it actually changes the color of the rocks.

anyway once you crack this cold boy open youre greeted with the most terrifying eldritch nightmare youve seen in your entire goddamned life

im not sure how to describe this thing other than it being cool as hell. its wings are like. fucking veiny. and look like roots. they look like exposed nerves. and this fuckin guy causes seismic activity by CONTROLLING VIBRATIONS. this guys fuckin clothes were kept on with vibrations. and i just. fucking need to talk about how goddamn cool that concept is and how they utilize it.

THIS BITCH FUCKING MAKES DRAGON BALL LAZERS BY VIBRATING THE GODDAMNED AIR. ITS JUST STRAIGHT UP DOING SOME GOKU SHIT. IT ALSO JUST DOES A SPIRIT BOMB?? FROM DRAGON BALL?? MADE OUT OF VIBRATIONS??? AS ITS ULTIMATE ATTACK??? ITS FUCKING AWESOME.

AND IT GETS FUCKING SCIENTIFICAL IN THIS BITCH. IT VIBRATES THE SAND TO MAKE IT ACT LIKE A LIQUID. THATS A REAL THING. THATS JUST ACTUAL SCIENCE.

and dont worry it gets scarier when you hit it more

it opens its fucking eyes. i dont like that. it gives me the heeby jeebies. its great though. its modeled in a specific way to always be looking at the camera no matter what angle youre at. so its just fucking staring at *you*. not the hunter. but like actual you in real life.

quite beautiful and also fucking terrifying if i say so myself.

the lotus flower motif on its design is really cool. i didnt know you could make a design basedon a flower that goddamned terrifying but i like it.

unfortunately there arent many good pictures of it but when you break its parts off with your big cool weapon its like. a fucking amethyst geode. this fucking thing is just rocks all the way down.

in conclusion i think its really neat how capcom managed to make a creature seem so fucking terrifying and incomprehensible in a game where the creature still fucking make sense as part of an ecosystem no matter how wild they get. i dont know what monster i'll be screaming about next but i probably will. probably astalos or something

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Autumn screams about monster hunter monsters 4: Kirin

do you ever think about kirin. its so weird. its like the only monster in the series thats straight up named after a preexisting mythological creature. but its also designed after unicorns. whats this fuckin guy's deal?

this fuckin MLP oc lookin ass is cool as hell. but so odd. different from every monster in the game. so small. only elder dragon to not have its own theme as far as im aware. this guy is like the weirdest elder dragon in the series. at least yama tsukami and nakarkos are both cephalopods. but the only similar monster to kirin is oroshi kirin. who is also Just A Fucking Kirin.

nothing else in the entire series is like this. its the only horse monster. its attacks are so unlike everything else. this fuckin thing is a goddamn anomaly. its like the weakest elder dragon and normally gets its shit kicked in by a pissed off ape. whats your fuckin deal man why are you like that

oroshi kirin also has the color scheme ever. its so good. i love this guy. kirin is great i just wish his fight wasnt Like That.

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autumn screams about how good monster hunter designs are 3: vaal hazak

its so cool man. i love like. zombie things. its really cool. this wont be as long as the others i just think its neat

look at this fella. love this guy. thats it

this guy made me realize i have a fear of mold. second favorite monster. wish your fight was better

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Autumn screams about how good monster hunter designs are 2: Astalos & Boltreaver Astalos

i dont care who you are. i dont care how you were raised. you have to admit this fuckin roblox overseer looking freak is cool as hell. even its goddamn name is cool. this thing will steal candy from babies and then attack those babies. i mean LOOK AT IT. ITS GOT A DAMN SAWBLADE ON ITS HEAD. ITS BLACK AND GREEN WHICH IS SCIENTIFICALLY SICK AS HELL ACCORDING TO THIS BIOLOGY POST IM MAKING. EVEN THE MUSIC UNDERSTANDS THAT ITS SICK AS HELL. ITS ONE OF THE ONLY THREE MONSTER THEMES IN THE MAIN SERIES THAT USES ELECTRIC GUITAR. THEY FUCKIN KNOW, MAN.

like come on dude. this is fucking sick as hell. i love the fucking insectoid theming on this bastard. green lightning? fuck yes. god yes. thats so good. fuck. i dont even have as much to say about this guy as i did with shara ishvalda. i just thing hes cool as fuck.

like im not even sure i have to put into words how cool this fuckin guy is. look at those glowing green eyes. i need you to fucking imagine facing off against this roided out wasp wyvern and then tell me about whether or not you believe in a god.

pictured: THIS FUCKIN THING BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF A SOAPY SNAKE DOG. IT'LL FUCKIN ATTACK ANYTHING. THATS LITERALLY CANON. ITS JUST GOING TO ATTACK ANYTHING IT SEES. ITS FUCKING LIGHTNING ABILITIES ARE FROM USING ITS HEAD CREST TO GENERATE STATIC ELECTRICITY. THIS GUY'S ENTIRE MODUS OPERANDI IS LIKE THE EQUIVALENT OF SOMEONE RUBBING A BALOON ALL OVER THEMSELVES AND TRYING TO SHOCK YOU. HE'S THAT GUY.

AND GUESS FUCKING WHAT? HE'S BIGGER, BLUER, AND FREAKIER NOW.

BOLTREAVER ASTALOS IS A SICK ASS NAME. I DONT CARE. DO YOU DISAGREE WITH ME?

DONT CARE. IT HAS A LIGHTSABER. THIS DUDE MAKES KIRIN FEEL JEALOUS. SWORDS ARE COOL. MONSTER HUNTER HAS PROVED THIS TIME AND TIME AGAIN. LIKE TWO OTHER MONSTERS USE SWORDS AND IT DOESNT GET OLD BECAUSE ITS FUCKING AWESOME.

i will admit though most of my bias towards this guy is that i used to be a young boy before becoming a hot babe and that young boy thought the color combination of black and green was awesome. which i still stand by. and that dragons are cool as hell. which i still stand by. and that electric powers are cool as hell. which i also still stand by. this vile beast is like everything that i thought was cool as a kid. and like being able to recreate the whimsical thoughts of a child is like the best thing one can do when making a fantasy creature design. thank you for coming to my ted talk