#authorcollabs masterlist

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Author RP/Collabs (4) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three

a decent chap (ao3) - calvinahobbes, yikesola

Summary: “The fabled danisnotonfire.” Martyn can’t help a smirk when the poor boy’s eyes flicker quickly away from his at the mention of his Twitter handle. “Welcome. You boys want a nightcap?”

All Pleasure Now (ao3) - ingydar_phan, jonsaremembers

Summary: “You can appreciate me anytime,” Phil says, trying to ease the nerves he still feels at the idea of being the utter center of attention.

Dan doesn’t seem to think this is a joke. “Trust me, love,” he says, his voice darkly fond, “I will.”

for the rest of our lives (ao3) - lyricallyharley, writtennotsung

Summary: “Dan's kept a lot of secrets in his life.

The ring is the biggest one though.

Every time Dan attempts to ask Phil one simple question, something goes wrong. Perhaps even some of the most important events in his life don’t have to be perfect.

Or alternatively, the five times Dan tries to propose to Phil and the one time he gets it right, although not in the way he expected

he likes this better than fighting (ao3) - danhoweiis, twoheadlights (fizzfic)

Summary: it's been four days since they defeated the mage and phil wants to go on a date

(or: dan and phil as simon snow and baz pitch)

How I Met My Boyfriend on Queer Eye (warning: super gay) (ao3) - danhoweiis, twoheadlights (fizzfic)

Summary: au where dan is a hero on queer eye and accidentally falls in love with one phil lester

in sickness and in health (ao3) - definitelynotczargasm, dizzy

Summary: Dan knows that something is off with Phil while they're on tour, but how can he help if Phil won't actually admit it?

It's So Meta Even This Acronym (ao3) - Dieupardonne, Mazabrei (Dieupardonne)

Summary: Dan Howell and Phil Lester lead anything but normal lives, but they were content with the direction they’d taken and happy with their current situation. But soon, they begin to realize that things aren’t right anymore; they’re not in the world they should be.

“That’s because you’re ruining our fucking lives, you sadist,” Dan said, scowling at the ceiling. He seemed to be ignoring the fact that his insolence would have consequences.

“What stupid trope are you putting us in next?” Phil asked wearily.

“It doesn’t even matter, does it?” Dan said, “They’re going to keep writing it as long as they want. They’ll find a trope.”

“But only if people read it,” Phil said.

“Then don’t read this stupid, overblown story!” Dan yelled at the ceiling, “You’re enabling this horrible author. You’re making us suffer.” While Dan was speaking, Phil had a realization.

“All of this…” Phil said in horror, “All of this dialogue we’re giving. We’re helping them shill this story.”

Just Say Yes (ao3) - intoapuddle, jestbee

Summary: Before Phil turned thirty, he'd thought that he'd spend his milestone birthday somewhere upscale, classy, perhaps by spending way too much money on food that wasn't nearly as nice as just ordering in pizza. But one friend in particular, had other plans.

linger on (ao3) - dizzy, waveydnp

Summary: A recent loss has ground Phil's life to a halt. At 33, he's static in his grief and living in the house he grew up in - until his mother kicks him out.

In a fit of indignation and with nothing to lose, he answers the first listing he finds for a room to rent in London... a listing posted by a guy named Dan.

Maybe (ao3) - dvp_95, intoapuddle

Summary: They’re only friends but when Dan wants more, Phil gives it to him.

Out Of This World - bokeiji, philipsenpai-fics

Summary: Dan, an ordinary boy from outer space who is obsessed with stars, receives an odd picture one day. It’s a photograph of a boy, but not the kind of boy he’s used to seeing. He had a pale skin and blue eyes, meaning he was from planet earth. Extremely mesmerized by the boy, Dan goes on a quest to find him and gets himself into all kinds of adventures he never thought possible…

Spoilers (ao3) - ahappyphil, Fictropes

Summary: “Fuck.” His younger self lets out a shaky breath, then he manages to compose himself enough to ask, “Do we have a dog?”

Stolen Sweets (ao3) - e_5456, Frog910

Summary: Phil's sweet tooth strikes again

Sweater Curse (ao3) - calvinahobbes, yikesola

Summary: Phil’s hands are shaking and he cannot pinpoint the reason. It could also be because he’s nervous, sat here on a folding chair in a community centre classroom. Or it could be because soon the only open seat is the one to his left, and someone is making their way over. A tall someone, a curly-haired someone, a someone who sits down beside Phil and smells like warm.

A fic about curses and classes.

the logistics of a sex rod (ao3) - Fictropes, sierraadeux

Summary: “Detachable pole,” Dan says, blinking up at Phil. “I can think of a hundred ways that goes badly and ninety nine of them end up in A&E.”

Two birds on a wire (ao3) - EverythingIsAsItWas, solarpower21

Summary: Ever since they met as small children, Dan and Phil have been inseparable. But as they graduate secondary school, life moves them in opposite directions and feelings run high, threatening their relationship. Through the years, Dan and Phil orbit each other, never quite colliding, but getting ever so closer, and closer, and closer…

We'll Have To Make It On Our Own (ao3) - galacticneighbor, sleepyslag (galacticneighbor)

Summary: Dan is a country omega come to the Royal City to join a new school for unmated omegas alongside Princess Philip and the future Queen Cornelia. But as the two boys grow closer, Phil's parents are pressuring him into a political marriage with an alpha. Can the two omegas find their way together, or will they be forced apart?

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Author RP/Collabs (3) Masterlist

Links Last Checked: February 23rd, 2025

part one, part two

Berlin (ao3) - dizzy, waveydnp

Summary: dan and phil meet at a hostel in berlin.

Brick By Brick - embarrassing-myself, auroraphilealis

Summary: No one said having an unmated Alpha and an unmated Omega living under the same roof was going to be easy, but add in a mess of feelings and desire, and things go from bad to worse. When Phil Lester asked his best friend, Dan Howell, to move in with him, he thought he could ignore his feelings and refrain from submitting, but with an oblivious Dan scenting him every other day, he decides he has to put a stop to it. Jealousy and misunderstandings collide to throw their lives into chaos, forcing both men to reconsider their relationship. Will they ever get their happy ending, or will prevalent sexism force them apart?

could he be my lover or is all of this pretend? (ao3) - sudden-sky, phantasticphun

Summary: Going into the music industry isn’t always the glamorous life most people make it out to be and maybe the newest star singer-songwriter, Daniel Howell, should’ve realised that before signing his contract. There’s nothing he can do now, even when he’s roped into pretending to be in a relationship with his one-night-stand, Phil Lester, in order to fix his mess (even if it didn’t really need fixing in the first place).

Dan vs. Phil: Capitalist Edition (ao3) - CanDanAndPhilNot (enbycalhoun), counting2fifteen, itsmyusualphannie (itsmyusualweeb), kishere, orphan_account, Yiffandquiff (paradisobound)

Summary: Dan and Phil play Monopoly on the gaming channel. What could go wrong?

Dear Dan, (ao3) - archangelgaybriel, kazimpala

Summary: Phil Lester is a writer-slash-barista who works ridiculous hours in a small coffee shop just around the corner. Dan Howell is an aspiring pianist with a keen interest - it’s not a crush - on a certain cute barista working at a coffee shop just around the corner, who also turns out to be the hottest one-night stand that he never intends to see again except in his fantasies. But then again Fate is cruel and the million dollar question is whether love can transcend Dan’s past into something much bigger.

Five Times Dan Got Jealous… (ao3) - JenCollins, WordsAblaze

Summary: …And the one time jealousy was the last thing on his mind, ft. collabs, puppies, misunderstandings, unbuttoned shirts, twitter selfies, and a happily ever after. Enjoy!

Follow You Home - paradisobound, dayevsphil

Summary: Dan and Phil are neighbours who are there for each other whenever they need help. When Phil breaks his ankle, Dan helps him take care of his dog, and their friendship begins to grow to something more.

from up here you can’t beat the view (just watch me now) (ao3) - kishere, maybeformepersonally

Summary: It’s 2009 and Dan finds Phil on the internet when a well-meaning mate of his recommends him to a certain site she likes. Dan quickly becomes a fan: watching Phil’s videos religiously and interacting with him on his socials. And, soon enough, Phil starts noticing him. A familiar enough story on the surface but here’s the catch: Phil has never been involved with YouTube. Phil is a camboy.

Giving The People What They Want: The Podcast (ao3) - kae_karo, uselessphillie

Summary: So like, Dan and Phil in 2019, what’s that about, right? Still just trying to give the people what they want. And apparently they want a podcast.

Happy Birthday (ao3) - danhoweiis, twoheadlights (fizzfic)

Summary: It's the twins' fifth birthday.

Let Me Be Your Call Boy - embarrassing_myself, auroraphilealis (xrosepetalsx)

Summary: After coming out as gay to his friends on his birthday, the last thing Dan is expecting is to be gifted a call boy as a present, let alone one that’s been paid for for the entire night. Allowing Phil to show him the ropes is his first mistake, paying him to come back every week is his second, and using him to convince his parents he really is gay is his third. As a successful lawyer, the money isn’t the problem - falling in love is.

the basics of human anatomy (ao3) - dizzy, waveydnp

Summary: fi learns how to draw the human body as her father fights against his own.

With a Touch of Magic (ao3) - softphiily, SweetDreamsDarling

Summary: Dan and Phil are forced to sit next to each other in class. When Phil’s ex-girlfriend chases him around the school because of their breakup, he ends up trapped in a closet with Dan.

Written in the Stars (ao3) - AmberNotes (orphan_account), mollieblack

Summary: Dan and Phil are friends. Best friends. Coworkers. Flatmates. Partners. They're just about everything two people can be, but they're not together. No, they're just platonic friends, which is why Dan's sudden obsession with Phanfiction throws everything off balance.

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Author RP/Collabs (2) Masterlist

Links Last Checked: February 23rd, 2025

part one, part three

These are fics that were written with two or more authors!

A Familiar Kind Of Love - auroraphilealis, ineverhadmyinternetphase

Summary: Born in a world full of magic, Dan spends his days running an apothecary and curing the sick. Potions and antidotes are his only friends, and he lives a happy life of quiet solitude - until a familiar he never wanted takes it all away. Forced to make a decision that’s life or death for one of them, Dan and Phil have to learn to co-exist together, entering a journey of self-discovery… and a familiar kind of love. Ace/Aro

Bad Things (ao3) - EmrysBeard, somanydestiel

Summary: Dan's an easy target- young, weak, starved of love, and Phil's been watching him for a while anyways. Taking on Dan's case may prove to be a fatal flaw.

Dangerous Game - phancywork, doomedhowell

Summary: Howell’s School of Abilities is a prestigious facility for children and teenagers with special powers. Dan and Phil both attend the school, but coming from rivaling families with opposing powers, they’re not exactly friends - their relationship is rather build on hostility and hatred. But what is going to happen to them when their final exam forces them to spend a week alone together?

grey areas and expectations (ao3) - celestialfics (orphan_account), danthrusts

Summary: When Mr. Howell and Mr. Lester both start their first years of teaching in America at the same time, the students notice their mutual British accents and immediately get to work snooping, observing, and theorizing. The curiosity of the students added to the constant "threat" of fellow teacher Ms. Christensen equals nothing short of a chaotic school year full of memes, plants, and maybe a little bit of needed privacy in the teachers’ lounge closet.

Here's Hope (ao3) - CanYourDan, EmrysBeard

Summary: In the past Omegas were treated terribly, however due to new laws in England, this practice has become illegal. Phil Lester works for an Omega rescue center, and so far things have been all business, however when a maltreated Omega named Dan comes in, things become complicated for Phil as he does the thing the center always advises against, his heart becomes involved, and he feels like it's breaking.

Imprint - thatsmistertoyou, silverluminosity

Summary: When Phil turns 18, Dan’s name appears on his wrist.

no angels (ao3) - ahsuga, danthrusts

Summary: dan and phil are detectives investigating the ongoing murders of citizens throughout london.

Platonic (ao3) - EmrysBeard, somanydestiel

Summary: Dan's not gay for his totally platonic 100% straight best friend.

Second Chances, New Beginnings - doomedhowell, phancywork

Summary: Phil is a primary school teacher, Dan is a radio presenter and they’ve adopted a child together. Now they’re split up though and Dan faces the struggles of being a single dad while also having to deal with seeing Phil every time he takes his daughter to school.

The Summer - auroraphilealis, botanistlester

Summary: Dan Howell has spent the last three summers at Camp Bergamot, but it’s never been quite like this before. This year, he faces a summer full of new friends, a new relationship, and an entirely new view on his own sexuality. Perhaps Camp Bergamot should be renamed camp self discovery  for all the changes Dan has gone through, but one thing’s for sure - despite all the hiccups and the drama, he just might have found the love of his life.

To Forget About the Stupid Little Things - auroraphilealis, notanannoyingfangirl

Summary: After Phil Lester is in an accident leading to the loss of his every memory of Dan - and just how badly they’ve ruined each other over the years - the two of them work to find out just who they are to each other. But is history doomed to repeat itself, or can Phil fix where he went wrong in the first place, even if he doesn’t remember it?

Your Love’s a Fucking Drag (But I Need It So Bad) - whalefairyfandom12, botanistlester

Summary: Dan likes black and leather jackets, Phil likes reading in solitude and playing video games. But they have one thing in common as new roommates at uni: They are both completely straight. Just because they like to get each other off every once in a while doesn’t make it any different.