#augustus p crumhorn

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Sorry to the Danger Mouse fandom for only ever drawing Crumhorn and Dawn bc it'll happen again.

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Crumhorn hits Dawn

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Danger Mouse: What up? I’m back. Crumhorn: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

Danger Mouse: Death is a social construct.

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Danger Mouse Headcanon

The Crumhorns prefer to adopt their children.

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this is now an augustus p crumhorn the fourth stan tumblr and you can’t convince me elsewise

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Crumhorn building interior. John Oliver is the voice of Doctor Augustus P. Crumhorn IV. 

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IT’S DONE AT LAST!! This story contains the following... Protagonists: Danger Mouse, Ernest Penfold, Danger Moth (she comes in later), Colonel K (in flashback), Sherlock Holmes/Hound, Dr. John H. Watson, Mrs. Marie Hudson, Polly (she is in one chapter), Inspector G. Lestrade (present during climax) Antagonists: Baron Silas von Greenback, Stiletto Mafiosa, Pandaminion, Isambard King Kong Brunel, Augustus P. Crumhorn IV, Professor James Moriarty, Smiley, Todd Relationships: Dangerfold, SHound!Johnlock (the relationships are present but not driving force of the plot) Written in first-person POV, mainly Watson’s though also has Penfold’s when necessary References: Many to the series this fic is a crossover of, as well as previous fanfics of mine. Each episode/fic is mentioned in notes at the start of each chapter. If I haven’t frightened you away by now, the story can be found... https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12338431/1/Another-World-Another-Baker-Street Enjoy~!

[trishabeakens]

Made a design for Charity for around when she had Dawn.

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yeah

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He's so divorced man coded to me.

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Some pre-divorce Charity/Crumhorn (ft a lil bby Dawn) bc I've been yapping a lot abt her on Discord to my friends.

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*slides across the floor* hello. PRETTY PLEASE infodump about your charity/crumhorn lore im so invested in them WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN THEM BRO (/nf ofc, nonetheless you're art's sick and your character design goes hard)

AHH ty for being interested!! I have a ton of Charity stuff since I've been playing around with maybe writing a small fic about her by suggestion of my friends who are also into Danger Mouse, so I'll shove it under a read more. I'm pretty shy about oc stuff due to trauma/anxiety but I tried to make it sound less ridiculous. (And here's some more doodles of them.)

Charity and Crumhorn had gotten divorced shortly before the Pink Dawn episode. She’d found out about Crumhorn's plan to take over the world and didn't approve of it. So she left him. 

As shown in the show, Crumhorn is terribly petty. Out of spite, he bought out the law firm that Charity was using for the divorce. He ended up winning full custody of Dawn to try and punish Charity for leaving him. It was also partially to try and force her to come back. She wasn't allowed visitation or anything either as sort of an explanation for why Dawn isn't ever shown with her mom in the show. 

Charity is a well known actress but after the divorce, she stepped out of the public eye due to Crumhorn's influence. He practically owns everything and she wasn't sure what he'd do. But the most he ends up doing is still trying to get her back by being horribly annoying and doing outrageous things

Their dynamic is really funny because Crumhorn has practically everything. The guy is a trillionaire. He owns SO much stuff but the one thing he literally cannot get is his wife back. He's used to getting what he wants through petty means or with money. So it’s why he does outrageous stuff that just irritates her further instead of being normal and talking to her or letting her see Dawn. 

They do love each other and Crumhorn did always treat her well pre-divorce. It's just a messy situation. 

I know Dawn's mom being dead is a popular theory, but it's just SO much funnier if she just divorced Crumhorn and he's terribly petty and pathetic about it.

Some other Charity lore bits: 

Their marriage was arranged by Charity's parents who are high society business associates of Crumcorp, but that's a whole other long ramble. (I'll cut that part short and say they gave Crumhorn one of their major oil companies in exchange for him marrying Charity and helping their public image). 

She did not want to marry him as she had only met him one time during a business golf game. She eventually agreed because she's overly desperate for her parent's approval. Her father isn’t as terrible as her mother, but he still let it happen.

Crumhorn only agreed to the marriage because he was getting a 500 billion dollar company out of it and he had already started his slow progress to owning the world. He was going to just divorce her and keep the company, but he became fond of her.

It was mainly a business thing at first, but they did eventually fall in love with each other before Dawn was born. 

Crumhorn treated Charity a million times better than her parents ever did. He was a source of comfort for her until the divorce. He just let her do whatever, so for the first time in her life she could make her own choices and had freedom. 

One time he asked Charity to try playing Giraffe Warriors to get her opinion on it. But she's really bad at video games and couldn't get past the tutorial level and then complained ‘I don't even know why the giraffes are fighting’. 

She's an American and is from New York. 

Mr. Snuggles was a birthday gift to Dawn from Charity. It's why Mr. Snuggles loves Dawn so much/is protective since he's pretty much an extension of Charity. 

Dawn is more well behaved around Charity than Crumhorn. Mainly because Crumhorn doesn't really parent well and usually gives her whatever she asks for so he can work. 

Charity was also the one who played with her the most, so Charity being taken from her is why Dawn wanted to win that contest in Pink Dawn so she'd have someone to play with as Crumhorn is always too busy.

Post-divorce, she called Crumhorn a bitchless twink on Spamchops once because he made her mad and she got suspended for a week over it. 

She likes FNAF, but she calls all the characters by the wrong names. (Foxy is called Biscuit and she literally calls Freddy, Five Nights at Freddy's).

She knows the P. In Augustus P. Crumhorn stands for Philibert and she likes to call him that to make him mad.

A running joke I have is that Charity is one of those ‘I think want my toxic ex back' people who talks to Crumhorn sometimes, despite her friends telling her not to because she complains about him nonstop. 

Also here's Charity's tier list of DM villains bc my friend made one for her DM OC and it's the funniest thing.

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Some other Crumhorn related nonsense I doodled recently (ft Dawn and my oc Charity).

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stop omfg (dont)

The John Oliver dog from the Danger Mouse reboot is kinda,,,

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I like Crumhorn, he’s silly!