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#I’m making friends with my classmates at a cooking apprenticeship I got (yay!!) and#this really irritating guest lecturer has been around and he describes hard boiled eggs as unsexy#and were chatting under our breath like wtf why are we worried about eggs being sexy this is for a food handlers license#and we’re just shooting off unsexy foods and dude across from me says sloppy joe and with out thinking I look him dead in the eye and say#‘id stick my dick in a sloppy joe’#completely dead pan#in a whisper during a lecture#and poor guy stares at me for a second#and snorts and had to put his face in his arm to stay quiet#I was both a little proud of myself and mortified#I’ve known him for three days total#I’m actually pretty pumped with how this class is going#it’s only been three days but the vibes are really good and there’s a few other trans people (they actively talk about pronouns and jazz)#and the head chef is a good teacher who answers questions well and is engaging#plus it’s just a good program#and I’m getting paid for it#if you’re interested in cook training and have 8 weeks to kill in august and live in nyc let me know I’ll tell you about it#augest is when they’re doing the next set of sessions
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