#audrey plays metroid prime

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samus, reading this in the room where she has just blown six holes in the walls with a mining laser: :3c

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y’all need osha

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samus: 

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shiny

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this looks really good!!

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i done it!!!

second try, mercifully

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first phase down on metroid prime (the boss) w/ half my health left, and its funny like, this boss fight is fine and it’s not so bad (except the ice beam god damn it) that i wouldn’t be unwilling to keep trying if i don’t beat it the first attempt,

but what i don’t think i’m willing to do repeatedly is, to get to the boss again, traverse the ‘Room of Infinitely Spawning Fission Metroids Whose Only Goal In Life Is to Knock You Off Platforms into a Pit of Stuff That Damages You’ a bunch of times

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it’s fine it’s cool it’s fine don’t worry about it!

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y’all ever fail a boss fight multiple times so miserably that when you finally beat it you just cannot even save fast enough

i made the fastest beeline i have ever made back to the nearest save station. get out of my way metroids i don’t have time for your shit. 

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IT’S FINE DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT

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phendrana drifts is a pretty zone with lovely music that is full of horrible things

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metroid prime: gimme ur phazon suit

me: oops! surely this won’t come back to bite us in the ass later :D

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whoever designed the meta ridley fight the cramps in my hands would like to have a word w/ you

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who did this ಠ‿ಠ

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i was today years old when i discovered by accident that i can freeze the horrible little flamethrower nozzles in magmoor caverns

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life grove tunnel missile upgrade is making me homicidal