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samus, reading this in the room where she has just blown six holes in the walls with a mining laser: :3c
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samus:
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this looks really good!!
#audrey plays metroid prime#a little disappointed that apparently when 2 and 3 get ported they won't get remastered quite as aggressively but DAMN this looks good#3 was a wii game rather than originally being GCN so it won't need it as badly at least lmao#also getting screenshots off my switch - even using twitter - is a pain in the ass (i made a private side account for it lmao)#nintendo continues to be weirdly hamfisted when it comes to online functionality
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i done it!!!
second try, mercifully
#audrey plays metroid prime#the credits were Long and Unskippable#it continues to be deeply funny to me that i played the entire game w/o dying including to bosses and then we get to the last three bosses#and the game is like NO. now you must try twice. except for omega pirate you gotta try like five times (idk i lost track).
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first phase down on metroid prime (the boss) w/ half my health left, and its funny like, this boss fight is fine and it’s not so bad (except the ice beam god damn it) that i wouldn’t be unwilling to keep trying if i don’t beat it the first attempt,
but what i don’t think i’m willing to do repeatedly is, to get to the boss again, traverse the ‘Room of Infinitely Spawning Fission Metroids Whose Only Goal In Life Is to Knock You Off Platforms into a Pit of Stuff That Damages You’ a bunch of times
#audrey plays metroid prime#so yeah i dunno. i hope i beat the boss this first time#or maybe on a second try because i'm not willing to do this ad nauseum.#i will just be like 'well i beat everything but the boss! time to move on to the next thing in my backlog and wait for remasters of 2 and 3'
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it’s fine it’s cool it’s fine don’t worry about it!
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y’all ever fail a boss fight multiple times so miserably that when you finally beat it you just cannot even save fast enough
i made the fastest beeline i have ever made back to the nearest save station. get out of my way metroids i don’t have time for your shit.
#audrey plays metroid prime#fuck YOU in particular omega pirate#whether or not i actually fully completed this one as a teenager was kinda foggy up until now but given that no i don't think i did LMAO#i can only for sure remember that i fully completed corruption more than once lmao
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IT’S FINE DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT
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phendrana drifts is a pretty zone with lovely music that is full of horrible things
#audrey plays metroid prime#sheegoths this post about you. and also the space pirate that pinned me to the wall with a beam sword as soon as i walked into a hallway.
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metroid prime: gimme ur phazon suit
me: oops! surely this won’t come back to bite us in the ass later :D
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whoever designed the meta ridley fight the cramps in my hands would like to have a word w/ you
#audrey plays metroid prime#who decided the last 10% was just going to be bullet sponge antics i just wanna talk#... STILL not as bad as omega pirate#going to have to stop for the night so my hands can recover and finish tomorrow LMAO
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who did this ಠ‿ಠ
#audrey plays metroid prime#which space pirate rolled in here and decided they were an artist#i just wanna talk
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i was today years old when i discovered by accident that i can freeze the horrible little flamethrower nozzles in magmoor caverns
#audrey plays metroid prime#was annoyed at some flamethrowers so i passive aggressively shot one while i was waiting for it to shut off and it froze. was like ?!?!?!?!#teenager me never knew about this... lmao
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life grove tunnel missile upgrade is making me homicidal
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