#audisheriff

[magiturge]

there are no horses in nevada.

[dissentersbedamned]

throws brick at you

art commissions

[poryphoria]

what fine work you do

[daily-dr-crackpot]

today's episode is about parallels

[eternal-stuck]

i think they should kiss

[beware1live]

also bestie ur header help

:) what about it?

[magiturge]

misc i like to think sheriff and auditor are exes because of how aahw never bothered to bring sheriff back. it was a shallow relationship and .. #1 fumbler audi is trying to win someone back.

[magiturge]

i love the way you draw sheriff sm I'm gonna. Getcha

(also one of three people ever that plays around w audisheriff, godpeed)

thank yuo.. i think theyre a bit funny to mess around with <:9

[magiturge]

woe, audisheriff

[magiturge]

yeah sure ill post that ( reference under cut )

[dissentersbedamned]

art commissions

[poryphoria]

HEY YOU GUYS WANNA SEE MY GUNFIRE SHIPCHILD. YEAH? OF COURSE YOU DO!!!!!!!

BEHOLD ANITTA MARIA, HEIR OF THE AGENCY AND GODS FAVORITE GIRL!!!!!

SHE'S CANON TO PROJECT PARENT LATER DOWN THE LINE. FUCK YOU A MILLION TIMES. AT SOME POINT HER, GESTALT AND THE S-3LF EATER ALL BECOME BESTIES

she's so silly. she's a bit of An Jerkass bc she takes so largely after auditor but she'll chill out eventually dont even worry.... gestalt is like a big sister to her (literally being abt 17 years older than her and also being massive LOL)

since she's part employer, she can't really change her form too fluidly like auditor can, but she CAN sort of move on a sliding scale between "more employer" and "more nevadean"! itll look something like this when she does:

unfortunately she mostly just uses this to freak people out and throw temper tantrums. LOL

i love her with my life. she's so special to me

[poryphoria]

HUGE EYESTRAIN WARNING UNDER THE CUT (LIEK FUCK THIS GAVE ME A HEADACHE TO WORK ON LOL)

WORLD.EXECUTE(ME)

its hard to demonstrate how wildly different employers are from regular mortal folk but i think i did something for sure

+ version without the lyrics (which are from the aformentioned song) bc i couldnt decide what i liked best

rebops > likes!!

[poryphoria]

bits and parts, bits and parts

some sanfordisms (including a design of him for aformentioned minecraft server i made a design of crackpot 4), birdphobe musings, und a gunfire ✨

[poryphoria]

wuz cunting around with mimicking scenemo artstyle last night btw and i had a RIDICULOUS amount of fun with it. ABSOLUTELY something i need to do more often

[poryphoria]

some more normal/silly stuff too w these 2 YAAAY (some of these r so fucking old and i just Forgor to post them 💔)