#aubree skye lind deboer

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COLE, ARGUABLY THE SWEETEST MAN EVER, GETS THE SWEETEST TATTOO

Remember when Aubree helped him propose to Chelsea?

Well he decided to commemorate the moment in a very special and very Cole way..

Naturally, Chelsea is the sweetest fan of the whole situation

PER USUAL, COLE IS RAISING THE BAR FOR EVERY OTHER COUPLE

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CHELSEA CELEBRATES THE LAUNCH OF HER NEW CLOTHING LINE

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HAPPY 10th BIRTHDAY TO AUBREE SKYE LIND DEBOER

I can’t believe she’s 10, so I can only imagine how family feels!

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SOME MORE CHELSEA & COLE ITZY RITZY

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HAPPY 30th TO COLE

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BACK TO SCHOOL FOR THE TEEN MOM KIDS

THEY’RE ALL SO GROWN😩

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MY THOUGHTS ON TM2 S9 E22 “TRUTH HURTS”

CHELSEA

• Watson in that truck oh my goddd

• The MTV privilege is showing lol

• I’m really glad that even though Chelsea lives in a place that is stereotypically right wing and “traditional” that Chelsea/her friends/her family are pro-equality

• I love Chelsea explaining LGBTQ and PRIDE to Aubree

BRIANA

• I like Briana’s yellow cardigan

LEAH

• Ew humidity is not lovely

• $200/month for NuvaRing?! Wtf?!

• Hooking up with someone on vacation in a different country and getting pregnant would suck

KAILYN

• Lol they’re spilling Kail and Javi’s secrets on unseen moments

• I want a mozzarella stick

• Lauren seems immature

• Of course Javi wants to propose lol

• I love Kail & Vee as friends

JADE

• She shouldn’t have moved in there in the first place but I’m glad she moved

• Sean was doing drugs and cheating...not surprising...

CHELSEA

• Chelsea looks cute

• COLE IS AMAZING

• Wow I love Chelsea and Cole even more now somehow

• You can’t be too much at PRIDE, it’s true

LEAH

• I have had 3 failed pregnancies (2 miscarriages, 1 ectopic, no successful pregnancies) and I know how terrifying it is to be in Victoria’s position

BRIANA

• I don’t think that was a good enough answer

KAILYN

• Omggg Lux is so cute

• “No” hahah

JADE

• She should’ve secured her gun better or she shouldn’t own a gun

• It’s not her fault she was abused

• He is sick

CHELSEA

• Aubree is so good with her siblings

LEAH

• I can’t imagine Victoria’s relief

BRIANA

• “I love you” “yes” hahah

• That was probably the most sincere laugh I’ve ever heard from Bri

JADE

• I mean...it isn’t surprising knowing Sean

• I think what the cops are saying is somewhat bullshit. Like if Sean doesn’t travel permits to have a gun they CAN take the gun

• Wow they all swear SO much

• I wish we could’ve actually seen what happened with Jade in the house

• Uh. It’s Jade’s stuff and Jade’s house?..

• These officers are assholes

• Jade’s mom is a mess

• I don’t blame Jade for how she feels right now at all

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MY THOUGHTS ON “CHECKS AND BALANCES”

• Not gonna lie...not that it’s wrong...but it’ll be kind of weird for Jenelle to have NO more inclusion after this season

• Addie would be asking the tough questions lol

• Ugh love Disney

• Briana will forever annoy me, sorry not sorry

• I am glad that Briana’s kids have warmed up to John

• I literally can’t imagine not connecting with my child for months at a time

• “Don’t be shit” lmaooo

• Omg Briana NO don’t even be talking about having a baby with John right now

• I mean...I don’t think it’s bad that Barbara asks Jenelle about what she sees in tabloids?

• Hate to break it to you Jenelle, but “normal marital spats” don’t include physical threats and violence or weapon mongering

• STILL CAN’T GET OVER JENELLE COMPARING DAVID TO R. KELLY. JUST MAKES YOU & DAVID LOOK WORSE, GIRL

• David says shit all over the place, what are you even talking about

• Eli & Lincoln are cute. Lauren & Javi are still annoying.

• I’m sure child support issues do create a lot of awkward-ness

• THROWBACK

• Damn, look how far Kail has come

• I feel like a month or so ago isn’t really that long and the anxiety Chelsea & Aubree are having is super reasonable

• Aubree seems like such an amazing big sister

• Layne’s hair line haha

• I’m not trying to sound like a bitch I swear but what do people see in Briana outside of the casual stuff like sex and going out, I don’t get it

• People will stop talking shit about David when he stops being an awful person 🤷🏼‍♀️

• I don’t think jumping in front of the camera is people’s fear with David...

• “He doesn’t do anything wrong as a husband. He’s perfect”...I. AM. DEAD.

• Lol welp, guess you chose “marriage” over filming!

• 14 months of child support in one lump sum check, that sucks

• Chelsea’s friends Chelsy is so adorable

• Briana’s apartment complex seems like. Weird location from the arial view

• “Novi Noves” lmao

• If I was Briana I’d be real testy about including Luis too tbh

• Building a house would be very exciting

• 2 acres! That’s a lot of space!

• I love Chelsea and her family having this discussion about anxiety and panic attacks so openly

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MY THOUGHTS ON TEEN MOM 2 S9 E20 “WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE”

Intro

• I would not bring my baby around Jade and her boyfriend

Chelsea

• Watson is soo cuuute

• 15 acres damn

• “I’ve gotta figure my life out” girl same

Jade

• Annoyed is not even a strong enough emotion

• Cuuute

• Yeaaah, relationship problems don’t just change because you move

• Lol my partner and I have that same thing - I’m straight forward and he sees it as rude

• THANK YOU JADE’S FRIEND

• Sure, every relationship has issues, but some issues are too must

Briana

• I think every one of these Teen Mom producers should be certified therapists at this point lol

Leah

• I wouldn’t be mad if Leah and Jeremy got back together

• Ali likes tests, that’s adorable

• The girls in this show use FaceTime soo much

• Mom’s deserve kid free vacations!

• Leah couldn’t even pretend to lie about hooking up with Jeremy lmao

• Victoria is about to live her life to the fullest lolll

Kail/Leah

• I wanna go to Costa Rica

• I want to jump off that waterfall!

• Kail ends up with Chris and Leah ends up with Jeremy

• Kail is always so strong and such a good mom and it breaks my heart for her to be down on herself essentially for being single and trying to be a boss babe (rather than be in unhealthy relationships)

Chelsea

• Where does Cole work though? Like what would his commute be?

• I want to look up the town population now

• Vermillion, SD population 11k...that’s tiny

Leah

• Leah’s girls are so cute

• It must be a bit strange as Leah and Jeremy to have to work this out with the 3 kids having some awareness

Jade

• Sean and Jade canNOT communicate

Briana

• I want to know what’s blurred out

• At least it sounds like Devoin is owning up to what he did

• All of that and “word” omfg

Leah/Kail

• I like how they have to specify “Leah’s camera” lol

• I loved when I went white water rafting! I didn’t fall out though

• Their friendship is so cuuute

Leah

• I like Leah’s sunglasses

• Hahah Addie calling Leah out!

Chelsea

• I wish I had the financial ability to buy a house and put a separate offer on land (or like even 1 of the two hah)

Jade

• Where does Jade live again?

• She lives in Indiana. Like Amber!

• Why is Sean freaking out, no wonder Jade is so intense

• I constantly am just...poor Jade’s friends

Leah/Kail

• I don’t know if that off roading situation looks fun tbh

• “when you guys decide you wanna get back together” Kailyn hahah

Briana

• I love Nova’s braids

Jade

• I’ve moved so many times. I hate it

• That’s a big ass mirror

• I’ve moved in the winter probably a majority of times and it sucks lol

• “Don’t say that on tv” hahah

• How did Jade and Sean ever even manage to have a baby in the first place

Briana

• I don’t think I can get behind Briana’s outfit

• Briana’s accent is so unique

• I know Briana and her family love Stella but it really would’ve probably been best for her to have been placed in adoption

• “Don’t cry” I hate that. People can cry

Outro:

• Victoria is about to be pregnant...

• Chris all of a sudden doesn’t want Lux to film?..

• As Chelsea I would also be uncomfortable to see Aubree big Adam, honestly

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MY THOUGHTS ON TEEN MOM 2 S9 E19 (aka ep. 1 of the new season)

Intro

• Even Briana’s voice annoys me tbh

Chelsea

• True anxiety and panic attacks like that are very real and very terrfying

Leah

• Addieeeee

• I love Leah’s pink nails

• Sort of weird this is the first season without Jenelle

Briana

• Not in touch with Luis? What a surprise lol

• I love Nova’s braids

• Ok Briana it’s the daddy-daughter dance so leave and let Devoin have that

• I’m surprised they allowed cameras in this kids dance actually

• I really love to see Devoin being involved

Leah

• ‘ROPOSED

• Oh my GOD I love Addie

• New York must be very different than West Virginia

Chelsea

• The area Chelsea lives in looks so beautiful

• I love Chelsea’s short hair!

• I think JoJo is so annoying lol

• Chelsea’s mom is so excited, it’s so cute

• Good for them for keeping Watson rear facing!

• Cole looks very stressed lol

• I appreciate Chelsea being so honest about her anxiety and Cole and her mom being understanding with her

Jade

• I didn’t see Jade on Young & Pregnant

• Idk how Jade stayed with him

• Kloie is an interesting spelling

• Work is important but you can’t prioritize it over sobriety

• How does anyone ever date or even regularly fuck someone who doesn’t even work??

Kail

• 3 little boys on vacation alone DAMN MAMA

• “Thank you for giving me a good compliment” ISAAC IS THE SWEETEST

• “I’d rather be doing these things by myself than with the wrong person” GROWTH

Briana

• It turned green nooo lmao

• One thing I like about Brittany is her straight forward attitude lol

Leah

• I’ve never been to New York

• Jeremy asking Leah if she’s hearing from her ex lol

• “She snuck in at 7am cuz we went and did cardio at the gym” LOL they fuckiiin

• These segment timelines are all over the place

Jade

• Wait but why pay for a babysitter all day if a parent is home?

• Women. Do. Not. Need. To. Parent. Men. Women. Are. Not. Rehabilitation. Centers. For. Men.

Chelsea

• It’s good that Chelsea has a PRN anxiety med

• Aubree is SO cute

• Ma-ga

• Chelsea’s faaace hahah

• Medication isn’t a catch all cure

• Aubree offering to go to the therapist with Chelsea my heaaart

• “You guys can talk to me” Cooole

• Wow that bed is huge

• I’m stressed just watching this vacation

Briana

• So...they were just at the pool?

• Not a fan of Briana and Devoin dropping the f bomb all over in front of Nova

• Devoin doesn’t look too good

• Nova coppin’ an attitude

• Parents shouldn’t tell their kids not to cry. That starts the culture of repressing emotions and vilifying crying, vulnerability, etc

Leah

• Dr. Drew CALLING THEM OUT

• It seems like Jeremy has grown up a bit. And Leah too, for sure

Jade

• Medium rare steak ew

• I can’t imagine fighting like that, especially in front of someone else

• If he’s not hiding something there’s NO reason for him to LOSE IT like that

• Also can’t imagine having a fight like that on camera

Kail

• POOP EXPLOSION NO

• Aw poor Kail, she feels guilty for the older kids

• Her boys are so sweet omg

• “it was a fail today” hahah

Briana

• It is really disappointing

• I imagine it’s really confusing to a young child to be around someone so intoxicated, especially the first time

Outro:

• God these kids are so cute

• Woaaah John got another girl pregnant?!

• Luis wants to borrow cash from Briana? Lmao

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CHELSEA MADE THE SWEETEST SHOUTOUT

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MY THOUGHTS ON THE TEEN MOM 2 SEASON FINALE, “FAMILY PORTRAIT”

• Ugh poor Addie

• I have mixed feelings about Bri’s short, straight hair

• SHE CALLED THE DOG STELLA lmao

• I’m glad Chelsea’s heart is ok at least

• Cole is such a good father figure for Aubree it makes me cry almost every episode

• Ohhh baby Isaac!

• “I’ve had this job since I was pregnant with you...That’s how I got this job” lmao

• Luxxx with his boogers and spray bottle omg

• Weird seeing Leah & Jeremy together like this again

• Addie cracks me UP

• If be did apologize...again?..

• You wouldn’t have to take so much if your husband wasn’t a violent asshole?

• I can’t with all the faces of the DeJesus women processing that Nova spent the night at Devoin’s hahah

• I’m not Bri’s biggest fan but her girls love her and I love that

• I love that Chelsea is being open about her anxiety, panic attack, and medication for anxiety

• Leah doesn’t even look bad??

• Lol Isaac WHAT

• I think a new house and sort of fresh start will be really nice for Kail

• Nova’s hair is amazing

• Are there two types of iced coffee cups in that car?

• Cole rocking Layne in the dock-a-tot, so extra

• Damn Devoin lookin good, I see where Nova came from

• Ok I’m sorry but Bri’s butt is not proportionate and it doesn’t look great

• Which producer is that??

• Cancer, ahh poor Leah and Jeremy

• I love Leah’s nails right now

• Morgan looks so disinterested lolll

• Annalisa wow that’s so similar to my uncommon name

• “But he *apologized* for threatening to kill you” HA OK

• Is Jace...pulling that dog?..

• Wow these ending clips are SO CUTE

I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE REUNION

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MY THOUGHTS ON: CRY IT OUT

• “We just vibe” is an annoying phrase to me

• Barbara is right - Jenelle would be straight fucked (more than she already is) without the show

• I’m still not sure how I feel about Lauren

• Never really been a huge fan of Javi tbh

• “Is he gonna let her do the show” how is that even a question...will he let her do her job...my god

• That situation with Stella must have been so scary

• Jeremy leaving for months at a time must be really hard, for Addie and Leah

• “What did you do today?” “I lost my folder” hahah

• Is calling Addie sissy or sis a southern thing?

• “By the way, my name ain’t sis!” THE SASS

• Isaac’s face when Kail said she’s gonna stop aging at 35 😂

• I honestly just can’t even imagine having a child that needed surgery and not even coming by or anything like wtf

• Chelsea’s car reminded me I need to go through a car wash😅

• Aubree’s glasses are SO cute

• What’s with all these baby surgeries this episode ah

• My little sister had a baby leash lol

• “It. Will. Wooork.” Omg I love Aubree

• It’s not MTV that gives you a bad rap Jenelle...it’s you...and your choices...and your husband

• “If you hurt me enough I won’t talk to you” uh well continuing to be with David proves that statement false

• “I don’t need MTV”...you literally do. It’s the only source of income for your family

• “When I grow up I want to be a rabbit”...I support that

• My goal is to never drive a van

• It must be a weird thing for Devoin to talk about Luis and Stella and everything but he does it so casually, calling him Lu and whatnot

• I love pierogis!

• Isaac does NOT like pierogis hahah

• I wish I could pull off wearing casual clothes and looking as cute as Chelsea

• I imagine holding/watching your tiny child while they’re put to sleep would be so hard

• Man, I love Cole

• WATSON DANCING TO THE PLASTIC

• I LOVE THE DEBOER FAMILY

• I’m glad Devoin has been stepping up with Nova

• Stella has a ridiculous smile

• I can’t get behind the whole apple watch thing

• I understand Leah’s frustration, and at the same time, Jeremy has to work and he has a good job

• Wearing fake lashes all the time would be such a hassle

• Lux is so cute

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MY THOUGHTS ON “SURPRISE!”

• I never saw Jeremy as being so absent. It’s unfortunate

• I do love yoga

• Blows my mind Nathan is on supervised visits yet Nathan has custody of 2 kids

• LOL because Jenelle and David keep eyes on Kaiser 24/7?!

• Jenelle is lucky she has MTV to pay her legal expenses

• Layne & Watson look so much alike

• Man I love Cole

• I’m with Cole. How do you just...have a child and not care

• I think Chelsea and Cole both respect Aubree a lot and that’s so meaningful

• Ok I’m not trying to come at anyone’s kids so don’t @ me but Stella looks like the baby Grinch from the Jim Carey movie

• Nova being so excited to see Stella, ah my heart

• Over $1,000 a month?! God damn

• I don’t understand why Jo would ask for $1k versus just dropping the $450 when they have 50/50. Kailyn is right on this one - that’s bs

• “Turn dude” 😂

• “Is you ready?” “You did good”...Ah man, that southern talk

• I can understand why Jo would be upset if he was paying child support unnecessarily, although I don’t think he handled it ideally

• I think Jo is exaggerating Kailyn’s income a bit

• A parent doesn’t get child support simply because the other parent makes more, it isn’t that simple

• Nathan not knowing which courthouse to go to lmaooo

• Also WHAT is Nathan’s hair omg

• Wow Nathan hanging up on his mom during a calm conversation like a child ok

• Nathan would have a giant vape

• Wow Chelsea’s car is SO dirty..I feel like I’ve noted that before?

• 5 hour stretches for a 1 month old isn’t bad

• I didn’t even think about the legal aspect of Cole needing to adopt Aubree in the event of Chelsea’s death

• Brittany making Stella laugh 😍

• Brittany is calling Briana ooout and I’m here for it

• Oh man yeah Jo 100% should be teaching Isaac Spanish!

• $10,000 a MONTH I’m sorry WHAT

• Corey seems like such a good guy (minus the chew, ew)

• It’s so sad that Jeremy doesn’t really care to be involved

• Ok even $2,300 a month is insane 🤷🏼‍♀️

• I guess I could see if Jo wanted paid back the child support he had paid since they started 50/50 but that’s about it to be honest

• I can’t even imagine what Aubree must be thinking or feeling

• Randy is such a cute grandpa

• Man, Cole makes me cry. He’s just so sweet and loving

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JUST THE CUTEST FAMILY PHOTO EVER

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MY THOUGHTS ON “HOME IS HOME”

• Lux has such amazing hair

• I didn’t know Kail had her nipples pierced!

• I PEEP THAT GIANT BOTTLE OF FRANK’S IN YOUR FRIDGE KAIL AND I RELATE

• I love all of Kail’s cups

• I’ve grown to really like Vee and I’m so glad she & Kail have developed a relationship

• Cole is Aubree’s father

• I’ve got a lot of problems with Briana but her patience with her baby daddies and her girls related to them is not one of them

• Nova saying it’s her fault if her dad doesn’t come around more broke my heart a little bit

• I like Leah’s pink Nike’s

• Ew why is there food from different days in the car 😒

• I want more tattoos

• Man I just can’t take Nathan’s hair seriously

• I’m not saying Kail has always handled things with Chris in the best way possible but I do feel for the situation she’s in

• Stella jogging in place aweee

• Brittany’s face when Stella fell hahah

• Seeing Chelsea’s couch makes me think of this SUPER CUTE chair I found on sale on Wayfair for only like $150 but we don’t have space for it 😒

• “You can’t have an attitude or be a turd butt” lmao

• I loveee the mug Barbra is holding ah

• Jenelle’s glasses are cute

• Actually so is her sweater

• I know there are about a million laws regarding custody/CPS involvement/etc. but it blows my mind Jenelle/David can have full custody of any children

• I want pizza

• Ok but...if Jo is putting money into a business instead of his son that’s his problem?

• It seems Stella has warmed up to Luis a bit so that’s good?

• Briana looks so much like Roxanne right now

• I’ve been to 1 escape room and it was fun!

• “Because parents aren’t smart enough” LOL