#atm kitty lecker is the plan
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I'm turning 30 this month and as a self-imposed rite of passage I'm planning on attending service at the nearest mormon church and seeing just how many books I can steal
Ideally while wearing my packer under my skirt and my BDSM Master ring (which happens to be shaped like a shield)
Updates to come
(I was mormon for 19 years and the church still considers me a member, I'm allowed to do this)
#exmo#exmormon#i do not plan on shaving my legs#and unless recognized I will not use my real name#atm kitty lecker is the plan#tfw a pink haired goblin named pussy licker shows up and steals ur loser bible
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