#atleastimbeinghealthy

[numberonejedi]

So today our printer would only print in black and yellow. After an hour of fighting with it, I fixed it and thought I’d reward myself with some @starburst I opened it up and the first one I see is yellow, bleh, but a hint of red! I go to get the red and IT’S ONLY HALF A RED WITH A TORN WRAPPER. I can not think of a better metaphor for life. . . . . . . . . #thestruggleisreal #whyyyyyy #redisthebest #sosad #workstruggles #fridaystruggles #ijustwantedmycandy #unfair #poorbrokencandy #qualitycontrolfail #thatslife #ohwell #atleastimbeinghealthy https://www.instagram.com/p/B46gFQdDwBe/?igshid=27utzflt7j9m

[royisbetterthanyou]

I could walk every day and lose the rest of this weight but I'm still gonna be ugly anyway so it doesn't even really matter.