#atleast i had my hawaiian one

[malachiaszkisser]

was about to get in the car after work yesterday and my mom saw me carrying like three pizza boxes and locked the doors..

she made me put one back :(

[going-to-ikea-for-the-fries]

Miscellaneous headcanons. Maybe some weird ones later we'll see

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Farah who keeps track of time by reciting little prayers under her breath. At some point she starts teaching Alex some.

Gaz who at 18 had a surprisingly grownup conversation with his girlfriend, they split on friendly terms, so peaceful in fact that they still check in on each other now and then. (as in the one couple that made we should stay friends truly work)

He loves going window shopping and he actually gives you constructive criticism on the outfits his partner show him.

Johnny who despite being a punk and a nuisance to the local neighborhood, was the sweetest boy to his ma and grandmas

Also he is so efficient in the bathroom after years of getting chased out of it by his sisters for taking longer than 5 minutes. Sits down to pee, learned the hard way that his ma doesn't want him standing.

A young Alejandro who's the worst fuckboy until he meets that one person and now he's stuck trying his hardest to get rid of that title. Just to spend atleast a year getting ignored, almost gives up but asks them for a last dance and actually gets a yes.

Owns a bunch of colorful short sleeve button ups, yknow those Hawaiian ones that only dad's and lesbians wear.

Rudy who actually isn't shy but reserved. He just is that quiet naturally. In contrast to alejandro he had one partner his entire life, they're an actual pretty happy couple with an extremely normal life (except for Rudy's job). Like they're just vibin™

His spice tolerance level is ass.

Simon volunteering at the local animal shelter in his free time. He tends to either the kittens or the extremely reactive dogs.

Refuses to drink those electrolytes sachets, the water feeling all thick makes him gag.

Price who during his youth caught a bunch of STDs including herpes.

Nowadays he gets screened regularly.

Also he has a bald spot in his chest hair.

Good MOOOOORNING TO US ALL

And my goodness Lyra I agree with all of those

Minus, Rudy can 100% handle spice but he'll sweat like crazy and go all red in the face (but he handles it, he eats it without going all "AHHHH WATER, MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE")

Also, I'm SO glad I'm not the only one that HC'S Price as being RIDDLED with STD's??? (I ALMOST went that route with It's a Match)

[bloogers-boogers]

Do you have any South Park hot takes/unpopular opinions? 👀

Both for the fandom and the show itself

Hmm... well I haven't like thought of it too much cause I don't like to get involved in the fandom itself when it comes to discourses! I suppose my unpopular opinion is that I truly don't take south park seriously! I see it as it is. Completely satire with the purpose of making jokes about real world problems and getting out some laughter from it. That's how I see the episodes with no shipping goggles until after when I can actually just enjoy the content people make out of it and go crazy with theories and hcs for fun and enjoyment jhshqhsjs

I also see it meanless to pin people down when it comes to fictional ships nothing justifies a person sending d3ath threats/harassment to a REAL person over something that ISN'T real. And I dislike how people disrespect others when it comes to them actually liking the show for what it is. Technically when fans take fanon as legit from canon! fans shitting on people who don't go by their fanon/ship over them going with canon.

The other day I was reading a post about fans shitting on cryle. Dude it's fictional they're not doing any harm whatsoever! Creek is canon shipping that specific ship is not gonna take that away just like it won't take away stendy for shipping style:)

Please, I just can't. I cannot comprehend when fans take fanon too seriously.

Also— when people make Kyle ultra feminized. I'm sorry for those who do and like, idc if you do but I just personally don't like it. Same with Tweek. I just keep my distance and mind my own business. There's no need to be disrespectful for those who see/take things very differently than you and that's okay as long as you don't cause any harm or force anyone with them:"D

All the kids are assholes. Actually the whole town is! Cartman is an ass, yes. His character is intended to be an antagonist but that doesn’t take away the other shit anyone else from the show has done:)

Butters is a dick! He ain't no pure uwu boy he has his moments and IS friends with Cartman even if some say he's a victim. Like, it's shown in the show when Butters can't take Cartman's shit anymore he stops playing around! (In his own way he gets back at Cartman. Like that video tape of him dancing with a cut out of Justin timberlake, taking his hotdog business away or dragging cartmans ass back to the bus refusing to let go of his hand.) And he also finds Cartman bigoted comments funny too.

Besides, Victor was not a creation by being abused from Cartman in PC. Butters created that person for himself as a copping machine from taking ALL of the boys shit (bullied from everyone) (he literally points out all the other main boys issues in that Hawaiian ep atleast Stan and Kyle. Not just Cartman.) and IS a victim from his parents. It was a choice Butters made for going the Victor route being influenced by the environment he had to endure.

Also Liane is a bad mother she is no sweet angel. She has been shown to be more stricter in recent seasons but that doesn’t erase the fact that she has done shit to Cartman just as much as he has done to her. Maybe even more:"D

People who want Cartman d3ad is like asking for Garrison, Randy (and anyone that goes against their fanon) gone. It takes the essence of the show entirely. Cartman is literally south park.

Besides, if Cartman isn't there who do you guys think would be pin as the new asshole in town? Everyone there is shitty, the possibility is endless:)))) (main three?? Stan, Kyle, Kenny:333)

I dislike the fatphobia in this fandom. No more take on this cause this is a sensitive subject I do not want to take part of!

Main boys ARE Cartman's friends. It's as obvious as day those three care in their own way. That one percent episode they literally went to ask the kids they thought were the cause of the fire to stop harassing their friend. People who don't care wouldn't even bother to intervene.

Liking a bad character doesn't make you a bad person! I personally like Cartman, he's my favorite. I can admit he has problems and is very problematic! And I would never follow by all the shit he says, realistically I would NOT be around a person like that. However the way he's written drove me to like him and the fact that he's just a fictional character~ also PC has proven that Cartman can change:)

Just a reminder that these are just my takes! No one has to follow them or am I attempting to shove my opinions onto anyone. And they're not always consistent. My views on things change a lot.

I love reading diffrent opinions on things, hc's, ships just as much as I like to read when it comes to character analysis, lore, theories. I'm opened to listen and take diverse opinions from the show/fandom.

This is fictional it's not real! So I would never take it to heart:) <3

Sorry this is mostly about the fandom I truly have nothing against the show unless being tired of the tegrity farm gag 😭🤣

Also my bad for the long rant malu (I did not intend for this to be long) 💀

[sophisticatedgia]

So I sincerely just wish to go to the gym in mornings, workout on stairstepper, come home, pray, eat, love, sleep, do dishes, sweep floors, (despise carpet), take out trash. These things satisfy me and make me feel like I'm contributing and comfy. If I had it my own way we would also recycle and compost and have Atleast a small vegetable garden. But I'm so dumb like once I bought a lavender plant and it died on me. I suppose I both overwatered it and underwatered it. I feel almost as if I need someone else to tell me what to do sometimes and even then my mind isn't steady with the information. But yes I know how to compost and recycle. That is something I could do at my parents, but not currently with where me and my boyfriend are at. He wants to move soon but I honestly cannot fathom it. There is literally so much stuff I can't believe it, I'm here with such chaotic enticement and aggressive wonderment. Wowzee. So I'm walking back from the gym. I bought two vanilla almond milk yogurts and one acai berry. I usually go for acai berry always but there was only one left. I purchased fresh cut pineapple, Hawaiian energy drink, cheesecake for boyfriend, AND new black leggings which I sorely need. Last time I bought them size large but they were too baggy. Really? That means I'm thin. Wtf lol. But who knows on my birthday in August my size large black leggings gave me a camel toe and my boyfriend wasn't happy about it. I was a major dramatic Leo about it too cus it was my birthday and I had hoped to look good not have a camel toe lol. I even wore makeup and a fancy white princess shirt. I did look kinda good but was a real biatch that day. It will be great satisfaction to see if this size medium fits me. But I must shower before trying the leggings on. And my bf is high strung about some important things and needs my help looking for stuff. It's hard on me because I'm very self organized self focused and can't comprehend how someone else can be so different. Sometimes it's very dramatic and harsh between us. He says put myself in his shoes. If it were me I'd give up looking and just replace the damn thing I despise stress. I'm very disappointed but blessed.

[2jaeh]

Surf Shack | Johnny Suh

Genre : angst; some mature themes

A long awaited beach vacation that unexpectedly lead you to a local surf shop owner who helps you out of your toxic relationship.

Surf Shop owner! Johnny ; cheating ? ; toxic ex bf

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“I don’t have to come on this trip if you don’t want me to y/n” your boyfriend rolled his eyes as he shoved the last suitcase into the back of his car.

You sucked in your breath and jumped into the passenger seat. You closed your eyes and imagined your feet against the warm white sand, the smell of the salty ocean tickling your nose and the seagulls flapping their wings to signal the upcoming sunset.

He was not going to ruin this for you.

You had planned this seaside trip for a month. You were swamped with work during the first vacation period where your family met up at your old hometown and sadly missed out on a nostalgic weekend away.

But not this time.

This time you managed to book the perfect Airbnb and your family were all available this time of the year and nobody, not even he could spoil this weekend.

“I don’t even get why you’re mad ? All I said was I’d prefer to catch up on the company stocks than frolick in the ocean....it was a joke y/n”

“Then why did you bring your paperwork ?” You muttered and looked out of the window as the car moved quickly out of the bustling city and onto the highway.

You heard him chuckle but didn’t bother to look in his direction. Instead you kept your eyes focused on the cars that passed by.

“Look I didn’t want to bring my work with but I had to” he said in a dead tone “This whole trip...I’m only going because your dad hates me enough...I’ll never hear the end of this if I stayed behind.”

His words were cold and you felt a lump in your throat. You couldn’t understand how at one point he was the reason for your happiness. Wonhyuk was not the same person he was when you two had first dated. He was caring and gentle. He would hate to see you cry and did everything he could to see that smile stretch across your face.

But now, two years later he couldn’t care less about how his words affected you. He had gotten promoted and his career and status made him into the pretentious bastard you see today.

He would flirt with women in front of you, knowing you wouldn’t say anything about it. He would came home at weird parts of the night and you would smell a foreign cologne grace his dress shirts but you stayed silent.

Why ?

Love. You think.

There was obviously a reason you two fell in love and that’s all you were clinging to. Like he mentioned, your dad couldn’t stand him. Your family came from this seaside town while his family came from the upperclass part of the city. He hated small talk or watching sunsets in silence. He liked to talk business he liked to talk about his achievements.

“Atleast pretend like we’re not arguing again for my dads sake ?” You sighed as he pulled into the driveway of the Airbnb lodge and switched off the engine.

“Fine” he pressed his lips together as his eyes met yours and proceeded to offload the car.

You exhaled deeply and faked a smile as you climbed the stairs to the lodge.

“Sunshine!” You heard your nickname bellow from inside the house and your dad gleam at your presence.

“Dad !” You chuckled and jumped into his arms.

“We thought you weren’t going to make it” your aunt teased from the kitchen as she tended to her kids.

“The traffic was awful but we’re here!” Wonhyuk forced a smile as he came to greet your father.

“Ah Wonhyuk I see you’re working on our vacation ?” Your father chuckled. He smiled but you could tell he wasn’t very pleased with your boyfriends choices.

“I just brought a bit of stuff to seem like I’m busy” Wonhyuk shrugged with a grin “don’t worry sir I won’t be stuck in the office.”

Your father simply nodded and returned back to your uncle on the balcony facing the ocean.

“Shit my rash guard just tore!!” You heard someone yell from one of the rooms. It definitely sounded like your favourite cousin.

“Jeno ?” You peeped into the room to find your cousin holding up his swimming gear with a fresh tear around the thigh area.

“Y/n! You’re here! Good! Can you come with me to the surf shack down on the promenade??” He asked desperately.

“Is it urgent ? You aren’t planning to surf already are you ?”

“The waves are perfect right now so yes it IS an emergency” he groaned and pulled you back to the foyer.

“Hey I’m going with Jeno to the promenade for a new rash guard are you coming with ?” You quietly asked Wonhyuk who replied with a shrug and followed the both of you out.

Jeno spoke the entire way, catching you up on what was going on in university to finally moving out of his parents place. You felt Wonhyuk keep a slight distance from the two of you, his mind clearly somewhere else.

“This is the place!” Jeno squealed and ran into the surfshack that dawned a cute straw roof.

You stepped inside greeted by the cool air from the ceiling fan and began browsing the miscellaneous items as Jeno went upstairs to view the swimwear.

Wonhyuk joined you inside the store but lingered around the entrance, pulling out his smartphone and looked seemingly bored.

“Uh..those are half price” you heard a deep voice but couldn’t find the person who matched it.

You finally felt a presence behind you and their shadow casted over your entire body which unconsciously made you swallow hard.

“I-I’m just looking thank you” you mumbled and felt the person move past you and back to the counter in the front of the store.

You let your eyes slowly gaze over to the counter to find a tall, well built brown haired boy in a Hawaiian shirt take his seat at the cash register. His dark eyes moved from the screen in front of him to yours. He studied your face, your movements, unsure of what you were doing in his shop.

“H-how much is this ?” You said abruptly mentally cursing yourself for even speaking up.

The boy’s pouty lips curled into a smile and stood up to get a better look at the product you were holding.

You watched as his barely buttoned shirt revealed a bit of his toned chest as he moved. You had never looked at another man like this let alone have your heart race like a school girl crush.

All while your boyfriend was in the same room.

“That’s $7 but I’ll let you take it for 5”

His accent and the way he lazily spoke made you feel butterflies and you had no idea why. Was this your subconscious finding a way to replace Wonhyuk because you two were currently in a debacle ?

“Hey babe what do you think of this necklace ?” You asked, finally snapping out of your daydream and turning to Wonhyuk.

“Why do you also choose such tacky jewelry y/n ? Come on the stuff I can get you in the city are 10times more classy than that” his words felt like a dagger.

You felt embarrassed. You obviously did not know the man behind the counter but you still felt embarrassed that he had to witness that.

Before you could reply Wonhyuk’s phone rang and he quickly received it and marched outside.

You felt your breaths become heavy, much like those nights when Wonhyuk would come home late smelling like another woman. You prayed that the tears won’t fall until you felt a soft but firm hand on your shoulder.

“Your boyfriend doesn’t have any taste this is actually a very unique item, you have a good eye” the handsome counter boy smiled and lifted the necklace from your hand.

You blushed slightly still embarrassed from the scenario that unfolded.

“He’s just...got a lot going on with work he doesn’t mean that” you lied. You knew he meant what he said and you knew he was trying to get a reaction out of you.

“Damn it’s really true. All the pretty girls really do have the douchiest boyfriends”

His grin got wider as you chuckled at his words.

“I actually really like it” you cleared your throat and pointed at the necklace in his hand

“How much is it again ?”

“Free off charge” He smiled and ripped off the tag, stepping behind you to place the necklace on you.

“Are you sure ? I can pay for it” you bit down on your lip as his soft fingers moved your hair out of the way and fastened the necklace on, letting his touch linger for a bit.

“It’s really okay” he reassured you and walked back to his counter. His eyes narrowed as he caught your so called boyfriend talking to a woman just outside the store. Something in him wanted to intervene and punch that bastard in the face for betraying you like this but he held back.

He turned back to you and noticed you had seen the scene outside but quickly looked away pretending like it wasn’t happening.

“My names Johnny, what’s your name ?” He quickly spoke up noticing your eyes becoming hazy.

“Uh...my name is y/n..”

“You from around here y/n ?”

“No but my dad lives about 10 minutes away though, this is kinda my hometown” you replied keeping your eyes on the floor and fighting the urge to cry.

You looked up at the second floor and noticed Jeno was ready to check out which meant it was time to snap back to the fake happiness.

“Y/n....” Johnny whispered “come see me later.”

He held your hand but you felt him place a piece of paper in your palm before greeting Jeno and ringing his order up.

Wonhyuk finally entered the store and you quickly stuffed the note in your pocket and walked out with Jeno completely ignoring Wonhyuks low chuckle after glancing at your new necklace.

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The sun began to set and the red and orange tint filled the lounge area as everyone began cleaning up after supper and heading off to their respective bedrooms to chill out and unpack.

Wonhyuk went straight to the shower which gave you a chance to finally read the note from Johnny.

‘10pm, lifeguard hut - swimwear’

Was he really expecting you to sneak out behind your boyfriends back to meet him ?

This was stupid. This was supposed to be a stress free vacation.

Just as you were about to make your decision you noticed a message pop up on Wonhyuks phone from an unknown number.

‘What time are we meeting tomorrow haha don’t make your gf too anxious now I hate being a homewrecker xo’

That familiar feeling you always had back home came flooding back. Was it someone from work ? Was is the woman he was talking to today ?

You glanced over at Johnnys note and quickly changed into your swimwear, throwing your hoodie and trackpants over and left Wonhyuk a note.

‘Visiting Aerie, she’s going through a rough spot might stay over don’t wait up’

Aerie was a friend Wonhyuk knew of that was in the area and sleeping over at her place was not something out of the ordinary especially when you visited the small town.

You decided to take a quick stroll through the night market and get a sweet treat while you killed time. The loneliness was somewhat therapeutic and the sounds of the night market were nostalgic of your childhood.

You loved every minute of it and the best of part was Wonhyuk wasn’t around to ruin the atmosphere.

You checked your phone and it was already 9:50pm so you decided to head over to the lifeguard hut. The area was quite deserted except for two couples cuddling on the beach under the dark night sky.

Slipping off your shoes you jumped into the white sand, loving the cool feeling in between your toes and made your way over to the hut.

A tall figure was posted up against the wooden frame and you noticed the bright yellow Hawaiian shirt that welcomed you earlier in your day.

“You actually showed up” his voice was velvety making the butterflies from earlier occupy your stomach once again.

“I dont usually do this...” you spoke, finally approaching his figure watching as the dim light from the hut hit his features perfectly.

“Oh so why did you ?” He smirked playfully.

You shrugged and gazed upon the dark waves hitting against the shore.

“I need a distraction”

“Yikes” Johnny winced and clutched his chest “kinda hurts I’m just a distraction but I’m glad you’re here nonetheless.”

You giggled and shook your head at his goofiness as the two of you headed to the deck of the hut.

“Are you planning a night swim ? It looks quite dangerous out there” you shivered as the dark sea made you slightly uncomfortable.

“We are going to the tidal pools! Much safer and less chance of a jellyfish sting” he winked and grabbed your hand lacing his fingers with yours.

It felt so natural being with him yet you only knew him for a very short amount of time. He took away any anxiety that built up during the day and chucked it away with ease. Being with him even in these short hours gave you a sense of freedom you had been craving deeply.

“Watch out it’s a bit slippery here” Johnny warned as he took care of you every step of the way.

“Are we even allowed to be here ?” You asked nervously as you saw it was now only the two of you.

“I come out here very often trust me it’s safe and nobody really cares unless you’re causing some sort of Ruccus” he grinned his eyes stretching along with his smile and you felt your face heat up.

You finally reached the tiny tidal pool and Johnny immediately unbottoned his shirt and jumped into the pool without any thought.

He finally surfaced and his brown locks stuck to his forehead as he gestured for you to join him.

You were a bit nervous getting down to your swimwear in front of a complete stranger. You have never thought of being with someone else or being attracted to someone else since your relationship with Wonhyuk began.

Johnny placed his hand over his eyes, letting you change comfortably without feeling embarrassed which he couldn’t understand why.

You were beautiful.

He had never felt this type of immediate attraction to someone before. He wanted you to feel like yourself which he noticed was not the case around that bastard.

You finally shimmied out of your tracksuit and submerged yourself slowly into the water, sucking in a deep breath at the cold sensation.

“It’s nice isn’t it ?” Johnny murmured as your eyes were lost in the stars above the two of you.

You felt him move closer, his warmth approaching as your eyes fixated on the constellations that formed in the night skies.

“I’ve never felt this calm in such a long time” you sighed and brought your eyes back to meet his.

“I can tell” Johnny caressed the pendant of the necklace he had given you earlier on.

“Why is it so fuckin hard to leave and move on” you groaned, throwing your head back “why am I stuck with someone who hates me, who gets to do whatever he wants and I have to deal with it.”

Johnny brought his hands to your face and made you meet his gaze again. His eyes were filled with concern and his smiled faded as he saw the pain in your eyes.

“It’s hard seeing the person you once loved turn into someone you hate but hey that’s life y/n nobody is perfect and you sure as hell need to keep searching for the right person for you. A consistent one” Johnny reassured you as he brought your trembling frame into a hug.

“I know I’m just some random guy you just met but I immediately knew you were being cheated out of a good relationship with an asshole who doesn’t deserve your patience and love.”

You couldn’t help but sob at his words. You knew you couldn’t take much more of the toxic relationship you were accustomed to and you did deserve better.

“J-Johnny...can you kiss me ?” You whispered looking up into his brown eyes and then letting your gaze fall onto his lips.

Johnny responded by pulling you close enough for you to wrap your legs around his toned back and push yourself up to meet his face.

He made the first contact by bending down to meet your lips and sighed into the soft peck. He pulled away slightly until you gave him permission to continue and the second kiss was much stronger than the first.

Johnny wrapped his arms tightly around your waist as he followed your lead in the kiss, only breaking to catch his breath and met your lips once again.

His lips were incredibly soft and he playfully nibbled on your lower lip each time you pulled away, eager to feel you against him once again. His lips eventually moved to your jaw, followed by soft kisses down to your neck and back up to your now swollen lips.

The two of you stayed just like that. In each other’s arms which felt like the best place to be, the right place to be.

In this moment.

[the-learning-bri]

Today [this waking period] was good.

I woke up around 10:50.

Got out of bed around 12:40.

Cameron came home early cause his stomach was hurting. I wish they wouldve told me because I could’ve picked him up :(

I got him a bucket. Then a bigger bucket. Then i adjusted the ac/ heating to make it a little warmer.

(Later he had me turn the heat off cause he was hot)

I had muffins, bacon, and expired orange juice for breakfast. No smoothie.

Which worked out because mommy ended up bringing smoothies home.

I played Ms. Pacman and had some lackluster runs.

I ran to Walgreens for some ambesol and imodium. The total was 19.98. I had a 20.

I put up my clothes.

Straightened up a bit.

Smoothed out my comforter. (Which was truly worth it as I lay in bed now)

Did some Tik Toking.

Read Divergent. I’m almost at the end. Less than 100 pages to go i’m pretty sure. Tobias tried to kill Tris after being injected with a serum by Jeanine.

It’s crazy how much of this book I dont remember but to be fair i did read it atleast 8 years ago.

I kept Mommy company while she cooked a delicious dinner.

BBQ chicken (lightly smothered in mustard?) apparently its supposed to hold moisture on chicken and pork. Microwave mashed potatoes, fresh broccoli, corn on the cob, and hawaiian rolls.

Delicious.

I played Ms. Pacman again. Better this time. Daddy claims he used to be able to get to 100,000 off of one life. I argued Cameron used to be the shortest in the house. But there’s no going back to that now is there.

I got trash out of my room and bathroom and moved my car.

I sat down at my desk and watched the game. The Heat got blown out!! Worst than a porn stars back. Annihilated.

I emailed Ernesto. finally

I ended up working on Charted.

Still can’t figure out the webview but insread of giving up I worked on some styling and edited the charts page. I worked on it for atleast 2 hours. And this will be the start of something.

I enjoy sitting at my desk. Extra monitor. Adjustable lights. Music. Diffuser doing what it do and diffusing.

I will try and remember the level of satisfaction i felt just sitting there.

I dj’d for my dishwashing gf. And it’s always such a connecting experience. Somehow it qualifies as quality time for me. Maybe it’s because of how i feel about music?

I brushed my teeth.

Stretched and moved my hips. No videos. Just movements i remember from multiple videos.

•

Overall 9/10 day!

Late start doesn’t mean its gonna be an unproductive day. Because i can have a later finish.

I did the things I needed to do :)

•

Tomorrow [today] I need to continue being intentional with my water drinking. Maybe start looking at how i can use my armoire more efficiently. Sit down at my desk. Workout (dont forget the music and the burn). Voice memo Tiffany.

Are we doing Taco Tuesday?

TIL: Neither of my parents have ever shaved their legs. Guam is not where I thought it was. In the winter like 80 people (that they know of) live in Antartica.

05/24/22 02:56

[jasperwoke]

Sarri

“That’s the last one Sarri”

“You sure? You only have, let’s see, three more I could def-“

“Look man - god - I really gotta get going. I appreciate it and all but I actually got people to be attending to”

He shrugged. I didn’t mean to rub it in his face but Sarri got ridiculous sometimes. If I was immortalized for four thousand years, and counting, Id probably add some of my timeline onto my worshippers. Not splurge their minutes on whisking eggs that I don’t even - I wouldn’t waste other people’s time. I can see why people gave up on Sarri. He gets pretty tiresome, not just for one lifetime but for generations on end.

I had a shipment coming in an hour. Had to be down by the docks. Was really wishing everything would go smooth. Two in the morning, middle of the week, we were in the clear. I just took care of transport, I did no cutting, sorting, just the middle man. I was really hoping I could just call it a night, especially since I made that moron the pancake batter he needs. I realized the more you pray to a god, the more shit you gotta pull for yourself.

Five ski masks and three M4 carbines, at the Newport river docks, at three in the morning, Tuesday. Life has really funny jokes sometimes.

“Hey Sebastian, long time no see”

I’ll be damned, I knew that voice. It was Old Pete that lived two towns over. He was the one that introduced me to Sarri, colloquially speaking. Showed me what incences to burn, what kind of fruits Sarri like. I was two days into the ritual when Sarri showed himself to me and told me he actually liked gin more than apples.

Sarri wasn’t the type of god that was well known or renowned; the kind that had people going to church every Sunday. He was the god that people would drink with on Friday night. The kind you prayed to every once in a while when you run low on gas and don’t have change. He had a few handfuls of people across the world, I’ve met two personally. Old Pete one of them. His followers were all shady, we all had our vices and needed protection. That’s what Sarri was there for, a tool for protection.

“Praying’ are ya? You think Sarri gonna come and save ya? I was here first kiddo. I was the one that put you on the job. I was the one that put you on him. Put you on your life. And I could take it away right now Sebastian. You know that. Tell that ship to start unloading right now.”

“Or what” the words slipped before I could think. I never had to fear for my life but Pete was the original. He was right, Sarri wouldn’t be here this time.

He snickered “you start unloading or I start unloading. I’ll give ya a minute to think. No rush” The men behind him shifted a bit.

I prayed hard as hell, harder than ever before. I knew Sarri probably didn’t give a shit what happened to me, he was nearly dead himself. Small town kid like me with my prayers and hopes don’t mean jack to a deity like him. But still I prayed. I put everything on that night, if he would just save me instead of Pete. I told him I’d clean his dishes. Buy him the best Soju our liquor store had. Hell I’d even give him a bit of my soul just let my body live let my blood stay inside.

“Times up”

I felt the metal guard press against my chest. I opened my eyes. The rifle pointed straight into me, square between the ribs. I guess this was it

/*click/*

There he was, with his smug grin and Hawaiian sandals. Piece of shit I wanted to knock him out if it weren’t for the fact he just saved my ass.

Pete and his men lay on the floor, shuddering. Deep crimson pools formed around their bodies, flowing from their orifices. I could see his hand still pressed to the trigger. Fingers clenched and knuckles white. Eyes blown clean out of their sockets, a gaping skull.

“Surprise! You didn’t finish my eggs so it took me a while cuz I was cookin up the-“

“Yeah I get it. Sorry, thanks. What do you want now”

“Aw come on man, don’t be like that. You know I messed with Pete pretty heavy, atleast show some appreciation of what I did. Definitely took some debating.”

“And what made you choose me? You don’t even care about yourself let’s not kid ourselves, why’d you give a shit here”

For a second I saw some hesitation in his eyes. A slight wince in his unfaltering demeanor. Cleared right up into his goofy nonchalance though.

“Heard you were gonna buy me some Soju. Can’t pass that rice wine up”

Yeah he probably takes up too much of my weekends. And yeah his inability to get drunk makes him a shit drinking partner. But I’ll be damned if I catch myself praying to a god that has to oversee 7 billion other nobodies like me. I’m pretty satisfied spending my life on this one. Saved me a lot of taxi fare after the bar.

[deyzalee]

Dear God,

Thankful and blessed today. I woke up early because supposedly its our flight today going to Manila. I drink my milk, had my medicine with the help of Mama, took a bath, get dressed. While I was waiting for Mama and Papa to finished preparing, I printed the Barangay clearance. I prayed before leaving the house and we left home. Thanks to Kuya RC for bringing us to the airport. Jako, Justin and Amy came to us. Unfortunately we were late by the check in of our bags and Mama and Papa was not able to check in because check in counter is closed already, so Mama decided for me not to go, since I was the only one to checked in. I cried a little and my breathing was fast. Begging the personnel of Cebu Pacific to allow us to go on board especially Mama and Papa. But they did not allow. So Mama and Papa rebooked their ticket and Me, I bought a new ticket for tomorrow. I know it was hard for me but all these things are your will Oh God. We don’t have the right to complain on it. Thankful for the tickets that we bought again is budget friendly and I also used my travel funds. I contacted the Air bnb that we are supposed to stay and thankfully he understands our situation. We want back home. Atleast it was all lesson learned. We complained a while ago and I will try my best not to do it again. At Home, we had little chit chats with my family. I had my sleep until noon. Good thing also Sir Ric from Magsaysay agency considered my situation. I am praying for tomorrow that all our actions will be smooth. I fed the fishes in our aquarium. I bought Shawarma Beef Hawaiian at Food Hive. We had dinner. I made our S-pass and Traze (Mama, Papa and Me) for travel purposes. And thankfully I found the souvenir shirt that we bought at Hong Kong for Ate Cheena. Everything happens for a reason. Its still a blessing either good or bad situations that we encounter in life. I read few pages of Ikagai ebook. I finalized my things on what to bring. I called Jako and we did video call. I told Amy to drink her vitamins and brush her teeth. I read few pages of the Bible and Quran. Have mercy on us Oh God. Guide us always to the right path. Remove sickness and negative things in our life. I know these are all trials that we have to face and hold on to you God. Your will is always worth it. Help me Oh God focus on my desires in life. Thank you and I love you God. Sharing to you the videos with my nephews. July 15,2021

[pretty-pink-seaslug]

All of my Splatoon OCS from oldest to newest

This one was my first ever.

She never had A name because I recorded drawing her and this was my try at a speedpaint. But the speedpaint didn’t have music and just had sounds from the app

My 2nd one! Again,No name,So I just called her “Blue squid”

I had some names in mind though and one I used mostly was “Muffin” or “Muff” so yah I guess here’s muff

Idk how I had a name for her and not muffin,Her name’s Toast!

Kay Toast is a dumb name but,hey,Tough mama bear is tough!

And here’s the final one,A Hawaiian Octoling names ‘Oiai’o

I actually went in to google translate and translate Even Tides,I was expecting Tides to be Hawaiian but I guess not.

Anyways,There are all my Sploon OCs,Hope you atleast think 1% Of em

[welovelofi]

Loves Me Loves Me Not <3 

Years coming to an end, this isn’t

Robi Mitch - Our Year

I like to take it easy, so does Robi. He’s the type of guy who can wait forever and he won’t ever get angry - I think if more people were like Robi there wouldn’t be so many selfish assholes in traffic. I hope 2020 will be Robi’s year, I know I’m definitely going to be keeping an ear out for what he will be up to. This is chill and simple, soothing. I think perhaps this is the first time I wish an artist would make a Christmas song - Robi? will this be my year? <3

Toy Song - Sophia

What first struck me about this tune was the nod to Beatles in the pre-chorus, the glockenspiel leading the way. On the other side of this you realize what a wonderful voice their singer has and how very well-balanced lofi the production is - is everything in mono? I’d love to know, I’d also love to know when the next song will be out from Toy Song - until then, join Sophia on youtube <3

Blue Hawaiian - Rockin’

Blue Hawaiian is everything anyone was when they first understood how to record anything onto a tape-machine or whatever cassette deck you could find second hand. Anyone who ever startet out remember this phase, which is why I am happy to be adding this tune to the list. Drums are fucking messing around everywhere in the beginning, but go past it, listen to the whole thing and you’ll see that charm and innocence unravel - and while it does you realize that this is actually a pretty great track. It has 1 view on youtube, that’s just retarded. I for one am looking forward to the next songs out of BH

Proper Youth - World Was Young

https://soundcloud.com/user-458622447/world-was-young-single/s-Mq0Ag

These guys took the 80s and made them bearable in some weird kitch way. Its a bit on the electronic-viby side of what we’d normally put here, also the lapsteel is not a favourite, but there’s something in this, where they managed to take a bunch of kitch elements and make it smooth in a pleasant way. 80s love, I almost wanna go watch Back to the Future and Ghostbusters! Thanks gentlemen

Creepo - Trying to Be Your Friend

https://open.spotify.com/track/1BxBvP5iqqBMK0SGx221fy

Clocking in at 1min 14 seconds this is almost perfect for all the little things like brushing your teeth, going to the bathroom, washing the plate after you had dinner  by yourself. It’s somehow the perfect soundtrack to not wanting to be alone but connecting with someone else. It’s a great little tune for reminding yourself that people are more important than things. Production is flawlessly lofi, voice is spot on. Thanks for this Creepo <3

Dan Rico - Hustle

https://soundcloud.com/hidanrico/hustle/s-njgVl

This production reminds me of the weird stuff Beck used to do in his early years - I think for most fans of his that was truly his golden years - perhaps these are the golden years of Dan Rico, I hope so. I hope Dan will be sharing more of his work with us in the coming year. It’s pretty laid back, nothing fancy nothing fast except for the exceptionally smooth guitars !

Pearly Drops - Choke

https://soundcloud.com/fef-corp/pearly-drops-choke-2/s-X9Fv2

If I should suggest any changes to the soundtrack of Drive it would be to just have Pearly Drops do it - if there’ll be a 2nd I definitely am planning to ask the world for this. We don’t really do much electronic driven music on the blog, but this deserves a spot for the obvious reason that they just fucking nail the vibe in this. It’s also the first band from Finland we’ve written about - what does actually come out of Finland these days?? Luckily atleast Pearly Drops.

Jettes - Hockey Smile

https://soundcloud.com/user-791019039/hockey-smile/s-Wjvc7

I know for a fact that this is the first feature on our site of a German act - happy to be able to feature the country that has probably the best concert-goers for alternative and punk shows. They’re always fucking dancing, no matter if there’s only 20 people in the crowd. I’m pretty sure this tune will get a good softcore moshpit going on somewhere in Dresden or Hannover. It’s the oldschool vibe, it’s a roadtrip trying to escape some angry fucking rednecks somewhere in Texas.

[preranajshah]

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace.

Paul Theroux

Yes I know it is a crazy idea to do Hawaii in just 3 days but trust me you won’t regret it. We were flying from Seattle and had to take a stopover in Hawaii before flying to Australia. And we are glad we got out of the airport, and enjoyed this paradise for the little time we had.

Day 1

We landed in the afternoon at the Honolulu Airport. It is the most open airport with least security I have ever visited. The airport has an open chinese themed garden inside its building and it is beautiful. The city is only half an hour from the airport so Uber/Lyft is reasonable. We stayed in Waikiki Hotel La Croix to reduce travelling time. After freshening up, we headed to the night markets near the Hilton Hotel only after seeing the most beautiful sunset from the Waikiki beach. The market has quite a few restaurants, shops, and live music. This is the place to be at night in Waikiki. During the day, this area is bustling with people sunbathing, learning to swim in the Lagoons, surfing or just chilling at the beach. The famous Hawaiian Cookies co has a store here and gives free tasters, what more do we need. There are a lot of pearl shops here, a lot. Do your research beforehand and don’t get mugged. Being vegetarian is not that easy in Hawaii so we stuck to Subway veggie patties.

Sunset at Waikiki beach

Night market near Hilton Village

Day 2

Our aim and goal was to do snorkelling in Hawaii and what better location than Hanauma Bay. It is a reef that was created after a volcanic activity several years ago. So the environment is the best for corals and fishes to flourish. The entry is only $7.50 per person from 7:30 am to 5 pm. You can find more details about parking, daily updates etc here. There is a shop to hire snorkeling glasses and fins. But we got ours from Snorkel Bob as we needed prescription glasses and they are cheaper than the one at the park.  There are also lockers with unlimited access so you can remove anything any time. Also reef safe sunscreen as not all sunscreens off the shelf are good for marine life. We had not done snorkeling before ever so this was our first time and not ot mention without a guide/tutor. And trust me we enjoyed a lot. The videos and pictures will only help your imagination. Only thing to remember to take food and water as it is expensive to buy at the park and there is only one restaurant. Snorkeling is a tiring activity so that evening we relaxed taking a stroll around the city and supermarkets to buy essentials.

Day 3

The morning started with a walk to the waikiki beach. A little crowded but a lot strong current. Compared to Hanauma bay, the waves were really fast. So we took a stroll to the nearby luxury stores. There is a lot of shopping options for all age groups and in all price ranges. In the afternoon, we left for the Luau ceremony in Paradise Cove. It is traditional Hawaiian dinner ceremony which has been commercialised for tourists with dance performances and traditional activities of Hawaiian culture. It is a one time must experience if you are visiting first time. And yes they do serve vegetarian food. The best part was the sunset. It was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen in my life. The sky had turned orange, and the sun was going down at the end of the sea. Almost felt like I could see where the earth ends or atleast curves. The horizon was blue as the sea took it waves, the orange sun was going down and the green land in between was where I stood with the love of my life. This was the end of our Hawaii trip but the memories are still in front of me.

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To read more about our travels, do check here. Happy Travelling!!

  3 days in Hawaii Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. Paul Theroux

[morganbelarus]

10+ Times People Absolutely Lost The Food Lottery

Winning the food lottery? That's probably the best feeling in the world. Losing it, however, is more painful than your empty stomach could ever imagine.

We're not just talking about a bag of chips that turns out to be mostly air inside, or an iced coffee that's just a cup of ice with a splash of coffee. These are people who suffered the most devastating of dupes; warped fruit, distorted chocolate bars, and possibly the most heinous of them all, lemon-flavored candy. Whoever let these sad excuses for food leave the factory should be in prison.

If you think we're being dramatic, see how unkind the food lottery has been to a selection of poor souls below, and proceed with caution the next time you play.

#1 I Think I Set The Record For Most Disappointing Carrot

#2 Don't Mean To Brag But I've Got Strawberries Growing The Size Of Lemons Over Here!

#3 These Watermelons Are Disappointing

#4 I Chose The Biggest Avocado To Make Guacamole, I Think It's Not Going To Happen

#5 "Cheeseburger" From The Streets Of Manila

#6 My Bread Is... Mostly Air

#7 Spongebob Popsicle

#8 My Loaf Of Bread Was Sliced The Wrong Way

#9 My Egg Had No Yolk... I Wasn't Eggspecting This

#10 Vending Machine Fail

#11 Well Then

#12 There Was Only One Piece Of Broccoli In This Bag Of Cauliflower And Broccoli

#13 My Ice Cream Cone Is Missing One Thing. The Cone

#14 This Blueberry Waffle

#15 I Got A Massive Brick Of Cheese Flavoring Instead Of Cheetos

#16 Cranberry Chocolate

#17 My Mom Opened A Can Of Black Beans But There Was Only Water Inside

#18 Nailed It

#19 My Lemon Harvest Is Coming In Quite Nicely

#20 I Found A Whole Potato In My Bag Of Chips

#21 The Lemon Thing Happened To Me, Was Huge Until I Cut Into It

#22 Delta's Lightly Salted Nuts. I Do Not Think It Means What They Think It Means

#23 If Monday Was A Beer

#24 The Sub I Bought For Dinner Tonight

#25 Urge To Kill... Rising

#26 Someone Mistook A Rock For A Potato And Put It Into This Sack Of Potatoes We Bought

#27 I Planned Avocado For Dinner

#28 My Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

#29 I Got A Fun Size Pack Of Skittles With Only Yellow Ones

#30 So Much For "Two Scoops" There Kellogg's

#31 Waiting For The Rest Of Tomatoes To Show Up

#32 When You Slice A Bread And Can't Make The Sandwich

#33 I Cut Open A Strawberry And Some Buckshot Fell Out

#34 This Loaf Of Bread

#35 This Is What A 3.20 Bacon And Egg Roll From Edinburgh Airport Looks Like

#36 I Bought A Case Of 7-Up Last Night, And One Of The Cans Was Completely Sealed, But Only Filled With Air

#37 I Cut Open An Orange To Find This Black Decay Coming From Its Center

#38 Bit Into A Chocolate M&M, It Was Only Layers Of Shell

#39 This Still-Sealed Wine At The Store Was Only 1/5 Full

#40 My Daughter Just Opened This Can Of Boiled Peanuts

#41 Bag Of Broccoli Cuts? Nope, Just Stems

#42 I Thought I Was Being Frugal By Buying A Steak From The Dollar Store

#43 Well, It's Not Technically False Advertising

#44 This Chocolate Chip Cookie That Is Ashamed Of Itself

#45 This Vending Machine Is Selling An Empty Bag Of Peanuts

#46 Disappointing Frozen "Hawaiian Pizza"

#47 This School Lunch Is A Disappointment

#48 Chocolate Filled Hostess Twinkies

#49 This Burger I Got. The Cashier Told Me It Was Acceptable

#50 There Are No Blueberries In My Blueberry Muffin

#51 My Burger Bun Only Had One Sesame Seed

#52 Worst Lemon Ever

#53 This Purple, Grape Shaped Little F*cker Is Black Licorice Flavored

#54 My Friend Got An Empty Hot Pocket

#55 Looks Just Like The Box

#56 I Found A Shoe Lace In My Chips Ahoy

#57 So I Asked For A Flake Mcflurry

#58 My Packet Of Popcorn Didn't Have Any Kernels In It, Only Butter

#59 I Opened A Packet Of Ketchup, It Was Empty, Air Only

#60 'hi There!' Just Opened My Can Of Peas.

#61 This Onion Has One Rotten Layer

#62 I Would Have Liked Atleast 3 Mushrooms

#63 Got A Cup With No Peanut Butter

#64 The Amount Of Chips In This $1.00 Bag

#65 Not A Single Nut

#66 And It Tasted Bad

#67 How Ice-Cream Betrayed You

#68 This Is Why I Have Trust Issues

#69 This Starbucks Chicken Salad Sandwich

#70 Seasonal Fruit "Salad" AKA The Cup Of Grapes

#71 Topped With Cheese........

#72 There Was Only One Marshmallow In My Cocoa, But It Wasn't False Advertising

#73 This Watermelon.....

#74 Define Disappointment

#75 I Think I Just Lost At The Lemon Lottery

#76 What Arrived...

#77 Did I Pay Extra For This?

#78 Lost The Avocado Lottery

#79 This Freshly Store Bought Pomegranate.

#80 When You Meet Sid From Ice Age Animation In Real Life !! Lol :d

#81 Don't "eat & Go" Gate 310 At Istanbul Atartuk Airport

#82 Just The Cookie...no Fortune.

#83 This So-Called "Uncrustable"

#84 Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice With A Surprise From A Big Supermarket Chain.

#85 Empty

#86 Bulgarian Generosity

#87 My "filled" Lunch Bread Today :(

#88 Someone 'poached' My Egg White! Thieves!

#89 A Complimentary Dead Snail With My Salad

#90 Colombia...you're Doing It Wrong!

#91 Happy Birthday Pick N Pay, Thanks For The 25% Extra Air In My Pringles

#92 X Rated Sweet Potato

#93 It Tasted Good Though.

#94 A Mc Raw Burger

#95 This Unexpected Can Of Chunky Light Tuna With 99% Water..

#96 No Wafers In My Kit-kat

#97 Looks Like Somebody Ate Spaghetti On A Wrap

#98 Thought I Was Going To Get Some Ice Cream When My 2yo Said She Didn't Like It

#99 Teensy Tomato

#100 What I Ordered...

#101 Worth To Buy?

#102 Sealed Empty Packet!

#103 A Sausage Muffin No Egg Was Ordered

#104 Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough???

#105 9 Eur Hotdog Wasn't Even Close To What I Expected...

#106 My Southwest Wrap Was Just Sad

#107 Sexxxy

#108 Was Having A Bad Day At Work Till I Found This.

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[ayyoitsalex]

Chapter 4 - Perks of Being Caffeinated

Moving all the way out to North Carolina hasn't exactly been the easiest thing in the world, and even though Sophia is here too it's just not the same. We go to rival schools, and that here means a whole lot. North Carolina and Duke are the biggest rivals in the state, with some people taking it to extreme lengths. When I got off the plane in Raleigh, I was wearing my Duke cheerleader shirt, and someone wearing a UNC sweater literally just stared and gave me the finger. Like what the actual fuck am I right? It's not all bad, I got set up in a pretty sizable dorm suite. Albeit I share with three other girls. Two bedrooms, a bathroom, a living room, and a kitchen. It sure beats the hell out of some of the dorms I saw when I toured here last year. Now I bet you're even wondering why I even chose Duke. Valid question, and yes while I did receive offers from other school for athletic scholarship as well, Duke was the farthest away. It's not that I didn't want to be close to my family, I just saw it as the biggest leap out of my comfort zone. And I did feel a certain connection when mom told me that my grandma was accepted here, though she didn't finish since she got pregnant with mom. I'd been named after my grandma, so I felt some kind of responsibility to make sure I made her proud despite not having known her. -First Day- The sound of girls arguing outside the bathroom had become a typical sight in the mornings. I heard my three other roommates; Becca, Rachel, and Erika all with first day jitters and desiring to look their best. I on the other hand could not give one less fuck. I had an eight thirty class, and I was determined to go in comfy clothes. I sprayed dry shampoo in my hair, and ran a brush through the tangled mess growing from the top of my head. Once I looked somewhat presentable, I put on some yoga pants and a tank top and picked up some breakfast on the way to class. "See you guys later." I said, picking up my keys on my way  out the door. I locked the door behind me, throwing on my sunglasses to complete my ensemble. I left early enough that i could stop by the Devil's Brew. It's the local coffee shop by campus that I've come to love. Had to get my early caffiene fix so I could be a person in front of a class today if need be. I came up to the counter and said; "Yeah, hi can I get a large blue devil latte?" "Can I get a name please?" The barista asked. "Natalie." "Ah that's my sister's name." Useless small talk is like the bane of my existence before I've had my morning coffee. I literally hate everyone and everything until I'm fueled up. Though I  was a good girl and smiled back at the barista. Waiting on my caffiene is the absolute worst, but it's all made better when I hear my name called. The warmth of the coffee cup against my hands almost warms up my heart so I'm not a fucking asshole to the rest of the world. I cheerfully now made my way across campus to my first class. I took a seat in the middle of the pack of students as we awaited the beginning of our lecture. I wasn't quite sure what I wanted to major in just yet, so for the most part I was just taking general education classes. First up, sociology. "Welcome to Soc 101, I'm going to be your professor." The teacher stood up at the white board, proceeding to write; Mrs. Bradley in big letters. "And first off I'd like to say I wil not be allowing drinking or eating within my class, so young lady if you will." I groaned internally, but stood up slowly and went on to throw away my cup of what was four dollars and fifty cents. "Thank you, and your name please dear?" "Natalie. Natalie Ryan." "Well let's just mark you as here." The way she spoke was oddly nice but at the same time felt a tad condescending. Whatever, I remembered what my mom told me before I left for school. DO NOT GIVE YOUR TEACHERS ATTITUDE, SABRINA CANNOT SAVE YOU HERE. Class went by pretty quick, and I walked by the trash where my lonely coffee was slowly dying. I wept a little inside for the loss of caffiene. I moved forward, and just settled on a pepsi from the machine. I had a cheer meeting next, followed by a gymnastics practice. For only doing this for a year and a half now, I honestly feel incredible. Also the leotards make me feel sexy, not to sound weird or anything. Getting back to the dorm, it was finally quiet with everyone either taking some kind of nap or glued to some kind of screen. I walked into my room and saw Becca sitting at the desk with her headphones on. We waved at one another, but she was clearly too busy for a conversation. I let her be, and got on my laptop. Nathan and Selena were both online, so I messaged them both. "Heyyy!" It took a minute for both of them to respond. "Hey Nat!" Nathan replied. "Yola Natty, how's the first day?" "Eh it was alright, just school." "Have you guys talked to mom and dad today?" "Nah not yet. I have practice soon." "How's being back at Stanford with Sam? YOU GUYS SEXING YET LOL?!" "OMG STOP ITTTTT LOL. SAMS LITERALLY RIGHT HERE." "JESUSSSS WHY AM I IN THIS CONVERSATION WITH MY SISTERS?!" "LOL sorry just figured I'd ask. And hey atleast if you did she can't get you pregnant. AHEM NATHANIEL DO NOT IMPREGNATE KELSEY." "I hate you guys so much rn." I could feel that Nathan wasn't having it, so I let off. "Anyway, I'll text you guys. I'm going to practice." "Bye twinnnn! Throw the things! xD" -Nathan has signed off- "Omg lol. Bye Nathan. I gotta go too. I have a shift at the library." "Alright fiiiine. Leave me!" "Overdramatic much? lol I'll text you." "Kbyeeee love you." "Love you too." -Selena has signed off- I sat up in bed, and Becca finally set down her headphones. "You wanna grab some food?" Becca asked, stretching her arms out. "I'm thinking of pizza." "Yeah I'm down. We gonna bring Rachel and Erika?" "I don't know. Maybe haha. YOU BITCHES WANT SOME PIZZA WITH ME AND NAT?" "YES!" They both yelled back. "Answer your question? C'mon let's go." I threw on my leather jacket and gallavanted with my roommates. It was fun walking around the streets of the city. It was just so much different from what I was used to. We got a table at the restaurant, and naturally I scanned the place for eye candy. Sadly if you're wondering at this point I am not still dating Wes. Wes and I both decided it was going to be hard for both of us to continue being in a relationship. It was mutally agreed, and I have no ill feelings toward him. Just as sadly everyone was pretty fuckin ugly, so color me disappointed. "What're we having tonight ladies?" We all looked at one another and mutually agreed on half pepperoni and half supreme. "One large with half supreme and half pepperoni please?" I spoke for the group. "Alright, I'll send this right in." "Thank you." We all replied. “I still don’t understand why we couldn’t get hawaiian..” Rachel moped slightly.  “Because no one likes pineapples on pizza Rachel!” Erika snapped. “I do...” Rachel hung her head for a moment, but it quickly passed. A few minutes after waiting, a basket of breadsticks and wings came to our  table, and we all looked at one another confused.

"Um..excuse me we didn't order these.." Becca said awkwardly. "These are from that table of gentlemen over there." They waved over at us smiling like a bunch of drooling dogs. Right now I'm not really in the market for a boyfriend. I'm more into window shopping and admiring. Y'know like any broke college student. Our pizza arrived a bit after and we all mowed down dinner. Gotta love the athletes metabolism am I right? Eat pretty much anything in sight. When we paid the bill, I noticed the group of boys following behind us. They sped up to catch up with us. "Hey hope you enjoyed dinner." One of them flashed a toothy grin. "Yeah it was great, thank you for sending us that stuff." Erika loved humoring people. "Well how about we all hang out? It's still early." I looked down at my watch that read eight-thirty. "Mm..I don't think so...I have an early day tomorrow." I pulled on Becca to get back to the dorm. "No wait." One of them grabbed my arm, pulling me back. "I think you all might owe us a little." "Oh yeah? For what a couple of pieces of bread and some chicken?" I scoffed. He gripped my arm tighter. I pulled slightly, and he wasn't getting the signal. "You really need to let go of my arm. Or I'm not gonna be responsible for what happens." "What's that-" BAM! My foot soared up right in between his legs, I think I might've heard a crack as his voice went up a few octaves. "When a lady says no. You take it as such." He laid there in a fetal position on the ground as the rest of them dispersed. I rolled my eyes as we walked back laughing as to what just happened. Some people just don't get the message, and if it means I gotta break some balls to get it across then so be it. I fairly warned him. If this is any signs of things to come in my new life here, I'm not sure what to think.