#ateez bias

[ihavetoomanyfandomstobesane]

atiny, i’m conducting an experiment! can yall rb this and tag your bias/es and sexuality, if you feel comfortable enough?

[vesvosmozhno]

Realized my previous poll was too short. Let's test again!

Its a week long this time

[kikitulips]

ꢐ Mingi ꒰ ꒰ ateez ꒱ ꒱ lockscreens ♡

[atinysylv]

Whoa

[storkmuffin]

How about you? Do you have a bias wrecker? Also what's your fav Ateez song + favorite performance you've seen thus far?

I am very hopeful that I will be sustained by Ateez stanning for a good long while simply from how very difficult this question is to answer. This is where I stand, as of now, in- I dunno - month four? or five?? of Ateez stanning.

Wooyoung gives me a weird combination of cuteness aggression and whatever feeling that soccer fans get when they scream and burst into tears because some guy kicked a ball really good into a faraway net. What is that? Hero worship? Or like, gender envy (?? I'm super ultra cis, but I've seen this phrase a lot on tumblr and I wonder if this is similar to what I am feeling.) I hang on to his every word, I strain my ears to catch his voice in the songs, and I stop everything I'm doing and contemplate his face whenever the meta or google algorithms choose to show it to me. I also want to just eat him. Bite his face. Not very hard or anything, but you know. Bite. I also want him to blow up and become the biggest star of all time. He was born for this job.

On the other hand, Seonghwa is fascinating. Everything about how he performs anything is fascinating. I wonder about what it would be like to BE Seonghwa. How does it physically feel when you're using your voice in all those different ways? How does it feel to go from stomping macho dance moves to making like a Greek goddess in one mv? What's it like to have the confidence and openness to tell a whole story, to the world, about how one time you burst into tears and cried and cried in public because you didn't have make up on and didn't feel safe going on stage without the shellac giving you cover? But I don't want to, uh, like shove my fingers in his mouth, or anything like that. Not at all. Instead, I want him to think I'm polite and have good manners and am trustworthy, like he said in that Live.

But then! There's San. Oh my god. Lovely, kind, beautiful San who cries easily and can't drink but wants to be a big bad boy. San who looks like he can break your neck using taekwondo but dances like a ballerino. San who hates doing girl group dances but smiles indulgently at his bestie Wooyoung when he goes all kittenmode. Also San who is Guileless but knows exactly what he's doing when he's doing an EDM mating dance on a chair, who knows exactly how pretty he is when he does that? AND ALSO SAN who can look like the roughest toughest Gyeongsangdo boy but when he sings it's all emotional and tearful when he's not going WOOT like he's a fucking US Marine? I want to protect him. But also eat him. And possibly make him cry before I eat him. He will taste like strawberry cake. Does this make him my bias or my wrecker or am I just a pervert?

And see, it was supposed to end there.

But then Minki, who I initially was like, Why is this boy who was born and raised in Korea such an LA fukboi!? Also he is loud and stern and huge and no thanks, had the audacity to be interesting. In an adorable way. He gave the hippo speech. He said his mommy raised him like a princess and he said it with pride and all his macho buddies laughed at him but he is proud of being raised like a princess. So then I looked at him, like, really looked, at his dancing, and now I'm like, Sir. You are 184 cms tall and heavily muscled - why are you so light on your feet? HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT? (I'm still in this deep dive).

OK so OK FINE. So it should end there.

But

BUUTTTTTTTTTTTT

LATAMAtiny who are evidently Catholic have shown me a compilation of Yunho doing HEAD LIPS HEART (Definition: The sign of the cross on the forehead, lips, and heart, which is a prayer that invites Christ to come to us in our minds, lips, and hearts, that we all do in mass before the Gospel reading) for a live performance of HALAZIA and that was such a personal attack that I actually stood up and howled and scared my cat and almost dropped my phone. SIR. SIR? What are you DOING? Now I'm going to have to fucking watch for you in the Halazia dances that I've watched too many times but mainly for Seonghwa doing the thrilling eye-roll chest- thump and figure out what YOU were doing in the meantime because - SIR??!??!

And that leaves Yeosang, HongJoong and Jongho. And I think 3/8 of this group being my little breathing spaces, you know, the members that I can go, Oh hey, friend I respect and admire in a normal way who is a wonderful Idol, I'm so happy to see you, is really great. Healthy. Optimal.

But um. Why is Hongjoong always doing that T-Rex arm thing with the broken wrist? Why is he so single minded and incautious? Why does he casually say things like, I have no friends, except for Seonghwa, when he clearly also gets hella overstimulated when he stands too close to Seonghwa (except when they're working on a song, when he knows exactly what to do and doesn't feel weird).... Is... Is he neuro-weird like me? And he seems so competitive and egotistical, but then he starts tearing up when he hears Seonghwa sing /rap the lyrics he wrote for him?

Staaaaahhhhp.

ALSO did you see Jongho in that one behind the scenes for whatever it was, they all climb into some sort of bed and pretend to be sleeping, where Jongho, as a joke, SINGS THE HARD PART OF KONIGEN DER NACHT ARIA FROM DIE ZAUBERFLOTE, like casually??? AS A PRANK. What? Wait Wait. What?? WHY ARE YOU ABLE TO DO THAT?

And Yeosang. 여상씨! 여상씨?? You shouldn't have done this to me.

Bitch. I have A JOB. OK? I have to make a living and commute and talk to my friends about stuff that isn't Kpop Idols because they're all too fancy for that. I have a LIFE. But now - NOW - because of youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu doing this with your HEAD, because you channeled motherfuckin' Greta Garbo in the middle of this dance (whom you probably don't even know??), I had to start doing a dance observation about you. And that made me realize that a significant part of the lines that I thought were being sung by Seonghwa were actually you and now I have to start all over and I am NOT OK with that.

[mingismoralloyalty]

About my biases and wreckers

(Just a silly little blurb 😅)

*me innocently drinking my cup of tea while trying to write on one of my current fanfictions*

Mingi: Why is this fic about Seonghwa?

Me: 👀?? Because I try to write about all the boys I like?

Mingi: *looking at me with wide eyes* I thought I was your bias! Only write about me, okay?!

Me: Uhm, no? I like the variety...

Mingi: Hey! But I'm the cutest! I'm your favourite right?!

Seonghwa: Why are you so loud? Just let her write, okay? *pats my back and points at my phone* write something pretty, huh.

Mingi: No man, you're saying this because she writes about you.

Seonghwa: That's what she wants, get over it.

San: Wrah! Look I found a sexy tiktok edit of me. Do you like it?

Me: Uh yeah, that's pretty hot tbh *sweats nervously*

San: How about you go to your drafts and continue that fic of me, that suddenly got way longer than you intended it to be? *evil smile*

Me: That's kind of tempting I have to say...

Seonghwa & Mingi: Ya!

*Wonho slams the door open*

Wonho: Get off my wife!! What is this here?! *evil bunny glare*

Honeyyy, you were loyal to me for five years! You said you would wait for me when I'm at the military service! *cries*

Me: Uh, I can explain... I hope... I still love you though... Can't you share, maybe?

Wonho: With that kiddo?! *points at Mingi*

Mingi: *baffled* hey, I'm not-

San: Just admit it, you're acting like a baby.

Me: To be honest you all sometimes do...

Seonghwa: *raising his eyebrows*

Me: okay maybe not you.

San: He plays Lego!

Me: He may be playful and silly, but he's not the kid that you are sometimes.

San: But- *indignant pouty face*

Me: Sannie, you tried to eat his necklace...

San: No... I just put it in my mouth.

Me: And that's not child behaviour?

San: No, it's cat behaviour.

Me: ... I can't with you.

Pt. 2

[neflheimen]

I need someone with like a popular account to tell people to comment their stray kids and ateez biases. I'm trying to figure out something.

[infpfandomgremlin]

Hongjoong might be taking over as ult bias in Ateez, instead of HJ and San ults👀

And as ult of all groups as well👀 it’s the captain effect

[jaysguitar]

[minhanniecoupsie]

[kikitulips]

ꢐ Yunho ꒰ ꒰ ateez ꒱ ꒱ lockscreens ♡

[kpop-locks]

꒰ ˀˀ ↷ san ; simple ”♡ᵎ ꒱

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[randomagnes0210]

Yuyu today ❤️

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[c-h-e-r-r-i-e-s]

Big day for annoying people

[hwasfeatherduster]

I’m so ready for Ateez of Wooyoung

[hyunni-baby]

Seongwha Smutty Headcannons

Warnings: smut. It’s just smutty. afab! Reader

*this isn’t very long or crazy. These were just some things I thought of on a whim today lmao. Love u.

* He seems like the type to like tying people up. Not in a necessarily “rough” way but in a Shibari type way. I think he finds a sort of beauty in it. He would like seeing you tied up and he would sit there and call you pretty while he ties each knot. 

* The type to call you “good girl”, “Pretty girl”

* I think Seongwha is a missionary guy because he just loves looking at you.

* BIG eye contact guy.

* While he enjoys eye contact most of the time, he likes the throw in the occasional blindfold for a bit of sensory deprivation. 

* This man will eat you OUT. Overstimulation at it’s finest. He will hold you hands and just keep going until you can’t take it anymore.

* Overstimulation goes for having sex as well. He loves a pillow princess. He will keep fucking you until you are screaming his name.

* The way he looks at you while you give him head…something sinister. He will bite his lip and throw his head back rolling his eyes as he cums with a fistful of your hair, pulling your head back as we watches you swallow him.

* Actually the king of aftercare. He will shower with you and wash your hair for you, holding you close as the two of you are enveloped in the steam.