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jesuistrestriste · 4 months ago

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YA'LL imagine dilf!art finally retires and tashi found a new young thing she wants to coach who is basically innately incredible at tennis but refuses to leave the simple pleasures of life such as smoking (cigs, weed, vapes, etc), partying and such, and art from the second he meets her despises her. at first he really doesn't understand why but tashi points out how she is literally the girl version of patrick. kind of reckless, free spirited, incredible at her sport, charming but hardheaded. it makes him incredibly hard just thinking about you up in his backyard in tiny ass skirts while practicing with tashi with music on (which annoys the shit out of him because you can't take anything serious). she's instantly knows he his obsessed with her and calls him a dog for wanting to fuck her while he's married and basically toys with him leaving him begging for her attention. YA'LL I CANT!!!

woah. woah ! woah?

this is hot. love.

also art would be the type of guy to fall for a girl and then have someone tell him 'she's just a female version of that guy u had a homoerotic friendship with'. and art just deflates. still wants to fuck her! just feels a little more odd about it now (as if that should be his main issue with it and not how young she is or how he's still with tashi). he's got a lot to process.

he goes to all of her practices; watching her heart-shaped ass bounce under the flow of her short tennis skirt. watches her glossy lips wrap around and suck on a bubblegum flavored vape right after she's off the courts. watches the way the smoke swirls around in front of her face as she makes eye contact with him from feet away and smirks.

he just wants to grab her and shove two of his thick fingers inside her till she's sticky and wet and no longer combative w him about his obsession. till she's begging for his dick and no longer tellin' him how creepy he is for wanting this. till he's finally allowed to stick himself into her cunt and feel every inch of her gummy walls squeeze around him while she says things like

"Mr. Donaldson, please, i'll be a good girl for you now.."

he can fantasize, cant he? he'll leave her be for now, just admiring her pretty body from afar, but he'll definitely stroke out at least one load per day to the thoughts alone. maybe one day he'll have the courage (stupidity) to make them a reality.

#🩷 - thirsts #sage's asks #anon this is from forever ago #i hope u see this tho bc this concept is sooo #ate #art donaldson x reader #art donaldson smut

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sonicattos · 1 year ago

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he’s so 15. i know he’s tired and cranky, but like so is every other teenager.

#or 16 or 17 idfk how old he is now shush #angery.#he did this to sage but it’s so much funnier when he does it to this fucking ancient deity #sonic to old dead people who are slightly pretentious: ‘🖕🖕🖕🖕 KILL YOURSELF‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️’#the fucking mood swings too #she ate #sonic froniters spoilers #sonic frontiers #forgor to tag sorry #video #saltcat edit

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tearueful · 4 months ago

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Can we all agree that she's the real MVP of S4?

#Sister Sage #The Boys #she ate #she divided #she conquered #she girlbossed so hard #she was here for a lark #bit of fun #just a silly good time with a lil brain teaser #she had two boytoys effortlessly that didn't know about each other #she's got Homie on a leash without taking any body destroying meds #LMAAOO #fuck I love a bad bitch #if I was bi I'd be throwing Homie in the trash #utterly flawless perfect character #10/10 #no notes #would go get taco bell with her

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sageofspades · 1 month ago

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Why do my moots have the most DISGUSTING hear me outs

#sage's instructions..#Ate Ayla ♡#Yes that tag was me calling you out

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shima-draws · 9 months ago

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Coming up with names for characters is HARD 😭

Hey, if y’all toss me some name suggestions, if I like one of them enough I’ll give it to one of my new kids!! Any gender is fine ^^

#I’m talking about Nahu’s squad specifically #So far we have Nahu Ezio Ione and Sage #The rest are unnamed #(The rest being mechanic boy smart girl healer girl himbo baker boy and feral girl)#(And violin boy too ig 🤔)#I spent 45 minutes looking at names and going mm. No. Nah. Not that one #THEY JUST AREN’T HITTING THE VIBE #Shima speaks #Among the Stars #ATS #Shima’s OCs #Be warned tho I am VERY picky about names so don’t feel bad if you give me one and I don’t use it nfnsnjfs

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mcondance · 10 months ago

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men who like being called daddy when they’re subbing i love you

#sage and i cooked earlier #ate so bad #cw daddy kink

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lemontongues · 7 months ago

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the store bought everyone lunch today and someone partially ate and then threw away the second half of my cheesesteak and i didnt even cry or anything which i think was very big of me :(

#sage talks #thinking im going to be able to eat a thing and then finding out that someone else already ate it #is unironically emotionally distressing to me lmao

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always-a-slut-4-ghouls · 2 years ago

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Basil (the herb) is a whore and you should know that before your second year with it in the flower bed

#emma posts #so is cilantro #my mom was like ‘oh you can have a few plants I want to use in the kitchen. right?’#and I was a teenager and my raised beds are on family property so I didn’t really have a choice #but. while the kale was pretty normal. THE CILANTRO AND ARUGULA WERE WHORES #whores I did NOT sign up for #I wanted the basil myself so dealing with that is annoying but whatever #but the worst part is that my mom didn’t even eat the plants she had me grow!!!#she ate ones I decided to grow because the family likes strawberries and raspberries #I need to get mint again #and sage #but ANYWAY #I did know that all of these plants were whores #i just wasn’t there when they first started sprouting #I’m going to be going home more often this month and my mom wants the yard looking good for my brothers graduation party #so today was my first garden day of the year #it was nice but my back hates me and I really should have worn gloves (I didn’t know where my mom put mine)#but I hope the plants do well while I’m gone #the basil should be fine. I’d be genuinely surprised if that hoard all died #but the new plants i added for it to look better. those I’ve never had myself #although I’ve wanted to #don’t think I have a green thumb. it’s maybe greenish but half the work is done by the dirt here #it’s just like ‘on it boss 👍’#I should move some catnip into my garden #the stuff in front of my parents house could use some seperating #my strawberries were little bitches last year though so I have to be extra careful this year #I like the variety I have and I don’t know what it’s called so if it dies I’m out of luck #it’s a really cool variety. it actually blooms twice a summer #I can’t keep plants alive inside very long though:(#except my current African violet that takes anything I throw at it

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jesuistrestriste · 2 days ago

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js wanted to lyk the art bot is up!! link here

https://character.ai/chat/filEg4PPvjHmnMMgX--2iZY6z54TQl2RjomKJI9XGzM

tysm for letting me write this i tried to do it justice <3 i’ll do a post soon with ur creds!!

ahhh thank u thank u !! i just took a peek and it’s soo cute :D love love love soft art who gets teary eyed at the smallest of things hehe

#cutesy pookie art #u ate #check this bot out !!#sage’s asks

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spinoff-antithesis · 2 years ago

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(muth being music theory!)

#FUCK IT MY OWN EDITION OF THE ODDLY SPECIFIC POLLS BC THESE ARE FUN #me when i've been obsessed with space/time stuff since i was a KID its more an interest than hyperfixation rn but man.#media with any of those?? i am OBSESSED (star wars rottmnt movie etc etc) like i hyperfixated on dr who for a year in middle school #the skateboard one is so funny. in high school my guard instructor saw me with a friend's pennyboard & immediately said no.#me when i was notoriously clumsy in middle + high school so everyone i knew was like. “this is a bad idea” when i did anything #my first semester of college i bought a longboard off someone then 5months later i turned around & ate SHIT it was so funny in retrospect #anyway fun sage lore i have only ever heavily injured the left side of my body. my knee + elbow and the SAME FUCKING TOOTH. TWICE.#also i have a high pain tolerance. like idk how or when but in middle school it just got Really Strong. me when i injure myself and just #live with it for a year before it becomes a concern and i get told to get an xray (i will live with a fractured knee the rest of my life)#also when i fell off my skateboard and ate shit my first concern was “ah fuck my glasses did i break my nose” and #“nah my elbow isnt broken! my arm is just rly sore from how i landed on it” (readers. it was in fact fractured.)#like i literally went “no im fine we dont need to tell my mom or go to the er” and my friends said “call your mom and go to the er”#me spitting out my tooth and blood bc i also busted my lip: that hurt. time to hobble back to my dorm.#anyway hiding this one in the tags bc i will never not just ignore my issues LMAO did it with my ptsd dx and i will continue to do it #another incredibly hyperspecific thing: oh this doesnt seem normal! im gonna ignore it and hope it goes away #these symptoms match up to something? nah i'm sure it's not that! (proceeds to get dx'd with ptsd five months later)

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blunderpuff · 6 months ago

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oh so now the birds are eating the <25 cherries i've got growing on my tiny tree

literally everything i've planted in this fucking garden has either died on its own or has been killed by birds/bugs

#my garden is a microcosm of my whole life right now #my life has been on a downward spiral since last july and bestie i am starting to reach my fucking limit #defaulting to thinking ''i wish i were dead'' at every little inconvenience is BAD!!!! i know!!!! but it's true!!!#the mint from trader joe's was infested with aphids and i've been cleaning it off every day for 2 weeks and it's STILL got them #like... this plant is 1 foot tall with two little stalks and less than 30 leaves. it hasn't grown in the 2 months i've had it #the money plant still reeks of mold and has to live outside because of its smell and the fungus gnats #the golden sage just fuckin.... burned to death????? it turned gray and DIED #the one and only bean plant that sprouted just ejected the only 2 true leaves it bothered growing #the originally robust blackberry cane is withering. the other two did get better but started from the ground up. there's 1 blackberry total #the rosemary hasn't gotten any bigger in the 3 months i've had it #the scotch brooms don't look so good. the salvia haven't gotten any bigger in 3 months and the creeping phlox bleached and died #the thyme is doing okay and the culinary sage is hanging in there but i don't have high hopes #not a single fucking wildflower sprouted in the yard. i used 2 bags of seed+mulch that was supposed to cover 600sq ft (the yard is 400)#the mourning doves ate a bunch of the seeds and the rest never sprouted #there's a few puny sunflower sprouts but the cottontail came and ate some of those leaves #the cottontail also ate an entire stalk of the potted mystery flowers #the huge plant i moved in November... the one that surprisingly survived frost/freeze... can't handle the heat and is now dead #i just...#the job market is awful. the salaries are worse. the neighborhood is in the middle of nowhere and inhabited by paranoid cops #everyone has big dogs who go apeshit when they hear ppl walking #and the fences are short and the dogs are big so i'm scared to go walking because EVERY. DAY. on the nextdoor app are people #announcing that they found a dog wandering the neighborhood. or ppl saying ''omgggg my dog got out of the yard! have u seen it?''#spring was all wind/gusty and it battered the blackberries and sucked all the moisture out of the yard #so the 2 tons of compost that we rototilled into the dirt? it's just dust now. there's nothing living in that soil #and now summer is here and it's too hot and these plants don't have a chance #i hate everything

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shima-draws · 1 year ago

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I don't know quite enough about ATS to ask a specific coherent question, but...tell me something cute/funny about the first character or plot/world detail that pops into your mind?

Cries at any opportunity given to me to talk about ATS

ANYWAY YEAH for those of you not aware I’m in the process of designing a whole new crew of characters, with their leader being protag boy (not yet named bc I can’t make up my goddamn mind!), as well as Ione and Ezio who also have designs! The rest are in progress.

But yeah they’re basically on the move a lot of the time and it’s very inconvenient when they end up in the middle of nowhere. LUCKILY Sage, who is the non-binary parental figure of the group, is a powerful space elemental that utilizes storing things in a pocket dimension. Including a whole ass house. So the group just has a house they carry with them and set up wherever they decide to camp for the night. It’s their home base and they are very attached to it :’) Everyone has their own room and their own areas to hang out in and partake in their hobbies. Bc of Sage’s space magic they’re able to alter the building’s dimensions and create/demolish rooms as needed. Basically they have Sims powers. LMAO

#Sage also has a permit for this. Yes they need a permit to set up a house when they travel lol #Not a lot of space elementals can carry entire buildings in their pocket dimensions #But for those that CAN. They need a permit. Otherwise having a random ass house pop up in your town would cause chaos #ATS #Among the Stars #Sage is very interested in architecture so they built the house themselves!#Shima’s OCs #Sage #Shima answers questions #(Thank you for letting me gush btw 💕)

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chebits · 1 year ago

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Everyone my cat has a tummy ache