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[a-clown-with-wings]

I luv Eclipse mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah!!! I wanna smooch him reeeallllyyyy bad

(Very much aimed at @crystalmagpie447)

[allo-frouto]

Need this so bad!

[voidvinn]

when you’re searching for the legend 😦😦😦

[theholyskadoo]

: )

[asestos]

hey shawty

I was going to answer this IC to mess with you, but really, the joke is that you probably won't remember that you sent this, and that's going to eat at you like a rat king at your toes

[cultural-derealization]

I don’t trust words or feelings. I trust actions and patterns. If I can prove you’ve done me foul a numerous amount of times..then you should know you’re in the wrong and it is up to you to make things right. If you couldn’t feel yourself wilding out then I don’t know what to tell you.. Consideration can’t be taught. Reason with truth. Be a better person. Be pure hearted. Have good intentions. Move with love. Act with care. Stop justifying being a shitty person. Ain’t no excuse for moving foul, especially on someone who cares deeply about you & wants to work things out with you.. Do better. Be better. Simple. Reason with truth.

[hmr000]

hot girl summer!

[tviirus]

ok i am getting sleepy. lets plot things ✌🏼

[cervenakoviny]

Z arzenálu interpersonálnych zručností Bohdana Jaroša.

“kill them with kindness” wrong. ceaseless watcher gaze your eyes upon this wretched thing👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

[bedabug]

truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

[hinderr]

@cc4librre

well what if i want to bite the hand that feeds me but fondly. gently. what then

[great-and-small]

Trends on other social media sites:

Try this new dance challenge! Post your glow-up! Get Ready With Me!

Trends on Tumblr:

[skulandcrossbones]

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand