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catboii · 11 months ago

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I think a qtip covered in earwax would burn a fair bit longer than a clean one. What do you think?

debatable tbh on one hand cotton buds are already p flammable so the compression and moisture would make it less so but ear wax has skin and fat cells in it its basically the grossest and most flammable parts of the creature it came out of

related note have u ever offered ur pet cat ur fingertip dipped in ear wax

its like heroin 4 those lil guys

they will bite ur finger off or lick it down 2 the bone 2 get it bc in truth they just wanna eat u but the cleaner u r the grosser u smell 2 them 😺

#ask.#((#unsanitary;;#at the end of that first paragraph Tii wrote out “and have you ever tried setting a human on fire” but decided against that. fyi #who sent it this??? and why do i literally know too much about ear wax #bc when i was a kid i didn't throw my used cotton buds away 'securely enough' and my cats would go MENTAL pulling them out of the bin #and I was thinking about that one day when I was older. so I looked it up as you do. and the like first result basically said #'there are animal proteins in your ear wax and a cat's instinct is that's food'#and that is just so. 'oh. ok then'.#ooc in tags.#))

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