#at one point xl and hc spar and xl fucking kicks hc’s scrawny ass

[myuheru-archive]

okay but please tell us about farmer au we want to know -☽

hehe well..😏 basic premise is xie lian is a struggling farmer, same general backstory stuff, wealthy nobility to going bankrupt and essentially homeless, then after his parents died these farmers out in the country hired him as a farm boy when he was a teenager and everntually he takes up the abandoned farmland and plows away for 10 years <3

and hua cheng, same stuff, he was abused and abandoned as a child but when he’s like 12 running the streets alone he gets picked up by this ragtag group of con artists and thieves and other criminals and hey become his new little family yay. ghost city is like the “shady” part of town where hc hangs around the gambling crowd he’s like. the glorified bartender. it’s all underground and illegal you know so one day it gets busted :( and everyone’s on the run, especially hc, bc he’s only the most conspicuous person, lots of rumors flying around that he doesn’t debunk cuz he’s stupid like that and thinks they make him look cool lol

AND THEN. while he’s on the run BAM. sexy farmer. hc’s like well if i just pretend to sleep over here by this tree then....😏 so they meet. on the farm. hc pretends to help out but he nearly overheats while pulling weeds every 15 minutes. fx and mq come by and they r like ur highness ur housing a criminal take this produce we begrudgingly brought here together bc we feel obligated and then kick this man off ur farm. and xl’s like. no :) ANYWAY. eventually some nearby city guards catch on while hc and xl r in town and that’s when the sexy cop chase happens and they spend the rest of the story getting into antics and running from the police and they hang out in ghost city and he xuan is there. hx is like hc’s childhood best friend they were like criminal ghost city preteens together but they don’t say that they’re friends hc is like oh we just do each other favors except we don’t really ask for anything in return and sometimes we go drinking together. and xl’s like oh so friendship? kinda like friendship? and hx and hx are like.....

anyway hualian become wanted fugitives and run from cops and they kiss. also ruoye is a white snake she sleeps in xl’s hat sometimes and xl’s favorite thing to plant is ginger and hua cheng still has his little sword e ming he just carries it around and xl also still has a sword it’s the only one he didn’t sell also they find teen ban yue on the streets and adopt her along the way and jun wu doesn’t exist because i said so thank youuuu ❤️💕💖❤️💕