#at least. we’ll Pretend i didn’t 😔

[youkissedareaderinthedark]

Don’t Expect the Expected

Synopsis: Formula 1’s only and most successful female driver and Real Madrid’s star midfielder. It’s too good to be true. Right?

social media au

female driver reader x jude bellingham

A/N: for this one, reader will be 20 and drive for mercedes with george. also im so sorry but some of the photos might be blurry/hard to see

y/n_l/n

august 19th

liked by carlossainz55, realmadridfc, and 687,984 others

y/n_l/n carlossainz kidnapped me to convert me into a real madrid fan

carlossainz don’t lie you loved it

realmadridfc no need to pretend y/n! we know you’ve always been a fan ❤️

user1 omg I wonder if she met the players

user2 need more carlos and y/n content immediately they’re such an underrated friendship

user3 yesss y/n and real madrid my two favorite things

y/n_l/n

september 20th

liked by carlossainz, judebellingham, and 737,421 others

y/n_l/n guess they did something right because im back for more

carlossainz I knew you liked it

y/n_l/n shhh

judebellingham glad to have you back

y/n_l/n glad to be back

user4 ariana what are you doing here

user5 look at y/n and jude 😭

user6 wait what I didn’t even think of them together

user6 im not complaining tho they’d be cute together

user7 omg is that jude in that photo with her??

user8 imagine

y/n_l/n

october 10th

liked by mercedesamgf1, judebellingham, and 624,178 others

y/n_l/n this week so far

user9 IS THE SHADOW PHOTO Y/N AND JUDE???

user10 OMG THEY’RE TOTALLY A COUPLE

user11 these two were not on my 2023 bingo card 😭

user12 my favorite couple fr

user13 is this a soft launch or hard launch I can’t tell

user14 usually I advocate for people just being friends but I ship these two way too hard for that 😭

y/n_l/n

november 8th

liked by jobebellingham, judebellingham, and 987,541 others

y/n_l/n this man said “let’s play mermaids”

judebellingham don’t know what you’re on about mermaids is the best game

y/n_l/n I didn’t say it wasn’t??

jobebellingham he can’t even pose 🤦‍♂️

y/n_l/n cant even pose 🤦‍♀️

judebellingham that’s not fair you two can’t gang up on me

y/n_l/n jobe only speaks the truth 🤷‍♀️

jobebellingham facts

user15 caption should’ve said jobe and his parents

user16 family day fr

user17 Y/N’S MET JUDE’S FAMILY IM GONNA CRY

user18 ENOUGH of this soft launch you guys are too cute to stay secret 😭

user19 half of me still can’t believe they’re basically together but the other half of me is so happy they are

user20 my parents

user21 them >>>>

judebellingham

november 20th

liked by y/n_l/n, eduardocamavinga, and 690,357 others

judebellingham let’s stay in vegas

user22 JUDE WENT TO A RACE AHHH

user23 jude’s in his wag era!!

user24 “let’s stay in vegas” 😭 he’s so sweet im crying

user25 both mercedes on the podium AND a jude/y/n post?? it’s a good day

user25 i just know jude was cheering like crazy for her in the merc garage

user26 no more soft launch please i want my parents to be together and proud 🙏🙏

y/n_l/n

november 27th

liked by judebellingham, mercedesamgf1, and 619,926 others

y/n_l/n a great end to a fantastic season ⭐️ so proud of everything we’ve accomplished this year, can’t wait till febuary 🫶

mercedesamgf1 🩵

y/n_l/n 🩵

judebellingham 🫶

user27 can’t believe it’s over already

user28 y/n owned this season she did so good 🙏

user29 i don’t know what im gonna do without y/n’s weekly race photo dumps 😔

user27 especially with jude 😞

user30 wish this season could’ve gone on forever

user31 at least we’ll get some winter break content

y/n_l/n

december 1st

liked by judebellingham, jobebellingham, and 801,645 others

y/n_l/n home

judebellingham you couldn’t have chosen a better photo?

y/n_l/n wdym? you look fantastic in that one

user32 omg she called madrid home 😭

user33 or jude home

user34 either are so cute I might die

user35 im so happy they got together

user36 they’re actually perfect for each other

user37 fuck romeo and juliet I want what these bitches have

y/n_l/n

december 7th

liked by jobebellingham, judebellingham, and 845,139 others

y/n_l/n jobe > the other random one on the right

jobebellingham 💪

judebellingham you need to stop with these photos it’s getting out of hand

user38 jobe’s parents

user39 family day pt 2

user40 no but fr where did she get that picture of jude

user41 omg 💀

judebellingham

december 14th

liked by y/n_l/n, jobebellingham, and 987,609 others

judebellingham behind the scenes- “this is our second cart, we do not need a 3rd christmas bush” “it’s a christmas tree jude” “dont look like one” “you look like one” “what was that?” “nothing”

“why in the world do we need 4 gingerbread houses? no one even eats them” “so? they look nice” “yeah, 1 looks nice, 4 looks like we’re crazy”

and after we set the timer to get the third photo, y/n slipped and fell. I laughed

user42 LMAOO

user43 jude 💀

user44 im deadddd

user45 holidays with the bellinghams

user46 if she wants 3 christmas bushes let her get 3 christmas bushes??

user47 I would pay sm money to watch this all happen

user48 they bicker like an old married couple I love it

user49 my parents

user50 they’re everyone’s parents atp

user51 im so in love with them

user52 is this still a soft launch??? are they even dating or are they just besties 😭

user53 girl there’s no way they’re just friends

user54 but like they haven’t even called each other girlfriend/boyfriend

user55 they’re 100% dating…. I think

user56 now that I think about it, their posts could very much be platonic 💀

user57 omg no way they haven’t even confirmed their relationship

user52

december 23

liked by y/n_l/n, judebellingham, and 989,876 others

user52 💀💀

user58 all this time we were trying to get them to reveal their relationship but they weren’t even intentionally hiding it

user59 we’re actually so dumb 🤦‍♀️

user60 I can’t believe we didn’t think of a private relationship sooner

user61 omg seriously

user62 well at least (I have nothing, im still shocked)

*I don’t take credit or own any of these photos*

[umi-adxhira]

ᝰ.ᐟ SERENITY | 008

FANDOM: TWTPTFLOB

WARNINGS: Idk Dion

AUTHOR'S NOTES: Don't ask me how I'm uploading three (well four chapters since I'm posting Chaoter 9 after this) chapters in a day. I started on Friday and I forgot to upload 😔. Mistakes have been made folks and for that I sincerely apologise

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You’re back in Roxana’s room again, the faint smell of roses and sandalwood clinging to the air. She’s lounging on a chaise, her golden hair catching the light as she idly flips through a book. When you step inside, her eyes lift to meet yours, the hint of a smirk tugging at her lips.

“You’re here again,” she says, closing the book with a soft thud. “What is it this time?”

“I’m going to Yggdrasil with you!” you announce.

Roxana raises an eyebrow, leaning back as though your words are more entertaining than anything she’s read today. “I’m aware,” Oh, I thought. Okay. I was HOPING to make a dramatic appearance and leave her stunned… but this… okay wow. She could have at least pretended to be surprised. She didn’t have to steal my thunder like that.

You fold your arms, ignoring her mocking tone. “I heard that this year, you, Dion, and Griselda are attending. Apparently, Griselda’s sorcery has improved so much that she’s earned a spot, even though your brother was supposed to go,”

She laughs, a soft sound that doesn’t quite reach her eyes. “You’ve been paying attention. Yes, Griselda’s progress has been... impressive. Lante decided she’d be more useful at Yggdrasil than our dear NPC brother.”

The term "NPC brother" makes you snort. I can’t believe she remembers those terms. ‘NPC’. I thought that was forgotten along with her past life. Turns out it wasn’t. “Still, the story doesn’t actually start until next year. I don’t know what’s going to happen this time around. It must be uneventful, though, since it was never mentioned in the novel or manhwa.”

Roxana’s smirk falters for a moment, her eyes narrowing slightly. “That’s a dangerous assumption to make. Just because it wasn’t written doesn’t mean something won’t happen,”

You shrug, trying to seem indifferent. “Maybe. But I can only work with what I know,”

There’s a pause as Roxana studies you, her gaze piercing. Finally, she leans forward, resting her chin on her hand. “How were your lessons with Griselda?”

“They were fine,” you reply, wondering how she even knew about that. But you don’t voice your concern. “She taught me the usual stuff: posture, manners, all that. She also asked about my old world,”

Roxana’s expression sharpens. “And you told her? About your past?”

You shrug again, brushing her concern off. “Yeah, I did. There’s nothing she can do with that information, and honestly, I don’t care. It’s not like it matters here,”

Roxana’s eyes narrow further, her playful demeanor fading into something more serious. “Was that wise?”

You tilt your head, meeting her gaze evenly. “What could she possibly do with it? I don’t have any skeletons in my closet - at least none that would mean anything in this world,”

Her silence speaks volumes. You can tell she doesn’t agree, but she doesn’t push the issue. Instead, she sighs and waves a hand dismissively. “Fine. If you’re so confident, I’ll let it go. For now,”

Taking that as your cue to leave, you turn toward the door. But just as your hand reaches for the handle, Roxana’s voice stops you.

“I know you’re hiding something,” she says, her tone as cold and sharp as a blade. Shit, did she figure me out? “And I will find out what it is. If it’s something that threatens me or my plans, I won’t hesitate to kill you.” Wow, way to ruin the mood.

You turn back to her, raising an eyebrow. “Was that wise? To tell me that, I mean,” you ask, throwing her own question back at her.

Roxana doesn’t respond immediately. For a moment, the two of you simply stare at each other, the tension thick enough to cut with a knife. Finally, she smirks again, but it’s devoid of warmth. “We’ll see.”

Deciding not to press further, you leave the room, the weight of her words lingering in the back of your mind. She’s always like this, isn’t she? Testing, pushing. You can’t decide if it’s infuriating or fascinating - or maybe both.

The hallways of the mansion feel quieter than usual as you make your way back to your quarters. I’ve been here long enough to become somewhat familiar with the layout, though the sheer size of the place still makes it easy to get lost. The air is cool, the faint sound of distant footsteps echoing somewhere far off.

As you turn a corner, you feel it - a presence, subtle but unmistakable. You stop in your tracks, your senses sharpening. Without calling out, you slowly turn around, your gaze sweeping the dim corridor. For a moment, there’s nothing. Then, like a specter, Dion steps into view, leaning casually against a pillar.

“You’re getting better at noticing,” he remarks, his voice low and smooth. “Or maybe I’ve grown careless.”

You don’t respond, merely staring at him. What does he want now? Why does he always feel the need to linger like this? The silence stretches, thick and oppressive, but you refuse to break it.

Dion tilts his head, he murmurs, taking a slow step forward. “I wonder what’s going through that head of yours,”

Still, you say nothing. You keep your expression carefully neutral, unwilling to give him the satisfaction of a reaction. Why should I entertain him? He’s like a cat playing with a mouse - always looking for some kind of reaction, some way to amuse himself. I’ve seen this many times.

He sighs, feigning disappointment. “Still nothing to say?” he takes another step closer, the air between you growing heavier with every inch he closes. You shift your weight, turning slightly as though to walk away. Dion notices, of course.

Ignoring him, you turn fully and begin walking, your footsteps echoing softly in the corridor. Behind you, you can feel his gaze burning into your back, but you don’t stop, don’t look back.

“You can’t ignore me forever,” he calls after you, his voice laced with amusement. You don’t respond, your pace steady and deliberate. The sound of his laughter follows you, low and dark, until you turn the corner and leave him behind.

When you finally reach your room, you exhale slowly, leaning against the closed door. Dion... what is it with him? Why do I always feel like he knows something I don’t? Is he subtly planning to revolt? Did I make a mistake? There’s no time to dwell on it. Yggdrasil is soon, and whatever awaits me there, I’ll be ready.

[kyluxtrashpit]

Sooo Kylo in bg3 update cause I’m getting him close to the end of act 1. Here’s a list of things he’s done (and the many crimes he’s committed lmao):

Had 0 interest in helping the grove but wanted to find Halsin as he seemed to have a cure, so we did head straight for the goblin camp (well, he wanted to, I diverted him to almost every other region first so we actually had some side quests to do lmao - shh we're pretending he can't see the map)

Killed everyone in the blighted village. Like. Everyone (I did have him save Barcus though because I thought it would be interesting later and figured Kylo had already killed the goblins, might as well rescue the guy)

Killed the mother owlbear 😭😭😭 but spared the cub (I don’t think he would’ve killed the mother if he’d passed the check to notice the cub or drank a potion first but. Fuck. ‘Twas devastating 😭)

Refused to help Ethel, therefore having her out herself as some kind of suspicious magical being. He probably would’ve let her live uncaring of why she had some random girl if not for her attacking him when he passed the perception check on the fireplace and went to check it out (I’m headcanoning environmental checks are the Force telling him to look into something, so he always does)

Killed Mayrina, both cause she was annoying and because she was voluntarily selling her unborn child to some magical entity with extremely dubious intentions (he REALLY didn’t like that - gee, I wonder why lmao)

Did not even consider saving anyone in waukeen’s rest. The zhentarim got to live for the first time for me though

Became a bit enamoured with Abdirak (and of course got a good grade in masochism, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve)

Let the goblin priestess try to “cure” him and ended up having to be rescued by Raphael, of all people (genuinely embarrassing)

Was BARELY convinced by Halsin to help the grove, like it was Halsin’s third and final attempt and Kylo was like. Ugh, fine, I can kill 2 more people but by god, your assistance better actually be as useful as you’re saying it is (which is funny cause tbh Halsin really doesn’t assist at all lmao but Kylo doesn’t know that)

I stopped at the tiefling party for the night, but he's gonna sleep with Astarion and also somehow Gale's romance is active too??? I figured Astarion was likely, but Gale is a fucking surprise lmao. I'm just letting Kylo vibe though, there is no plan, so we'll see how it ends up

And. The most egregious and devastating crime of all. Which I’m still reeling from tbh because holy shit dude why did you have to do that:

Killed Shadowheart when she went after Lae’zel 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 (he likes Lae’zel, Lae’zel seems to know what she’s doing and how to get this stupid worm out of his head, so she is the least expendable companion in his mind. Shadowheart, meanwhile, really doesn’t like it when he tries to mindread her all the time and attacking people in their sleep is a sore spot for him so. It was sadly inevitable that he would choose the side he did 😔)