#at least until goldie stabs it lol

[goldiejake11]

The inherent eroticism of the Battle Couple

[madscientistdonotdisturb]

I posted 1,813 times in 2022

That's 1,813 more posts than 2021!

278 posts created (15%)

1,535 posts reblogged (85%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@walking-in-a-spider-web

@murdxrxfcrxws

@hisslord

@kiss-thiss-niss

@your-mom-666

I tagged 1,708 of my posts in 2022

Only 6% of my posts had no tags

#hazbin hotel - 1,341 posts

#hazbin hotel baxter - 1,317 posts

#hazbin hotel rp - 1,298 posts

#hazbin roleplay - 1,157 posts

#hazbin hotel roleplay - 1,128 posts

#madscientistdonotdisturb - 551 posts

#hazbin hotel ask - 383 posts

#angel dust - 245 posts

#angel dust hazbin hotel - 199 posts

#askbaxter - 182 posts

Longest Tag: 76 characters

#911? 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮'𝓼 𝓪 𝓼𝓬𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓼𝓽 𝓲𝓷 𝓶𝔂 𝓫𝓪𝓼𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽 (baxter)

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Welcome to my Laboratory! 🧪

Greetings! Since Angel, Husk and others have been using this site as an expression of themselves, Charlie has recommended me to use it for my “rehabilitation”. I suppose I have had some extra time in between experiments lately, so send me your questions and I will answer them. Just don’t send anything too ridiculous. Yes Angel, I’m talking to you with that.

Rules:

Muses and their side blogs: Baxter (this blog)

Angel (@overdosedspooder)

Goldie O Gilt (@queenofdawson)

35 notes - Posted February 10, 2022

#4

Angel stumbled his way to Baxter's lab. He was bruised, beaten, bleeding, and cut open. A turf war that had gone horribly wrong. He couldn't make his way to the hotel Charlie would freak and never let him out of her sight again. He made his way to Baxter's door banging on it with what little strength he had left. He couldn't stand up any more he fell on the door staining it with blood.

Baxter heard knocking at the front of his lab and had a high suspicion who it was. As he opened the door, he gasped. In front of him was his brother, sprawled over the ground and clearly bleeding out. He then rushed to his side and brought him in, slamming the door behind him. Even though the doctor saw it coming, he was still furious at how reckless Angel was. Instead of yelling at him, however, he invested that emotion into getting the spider on a table, taking off his clothes, and saving his life.

First the anglerfish started with the stab wound on his side. He applied pressure to the wound, then started to clean it with ointment. Baxter then began to stitch up the flesh while keeping pressure to finally stop this wound. He then tied some bandages over a piece of gauze to keep it sealed.

Next, the scraps. No broken bones thankfully so all he needed was to clean each of the deep ones and stitch them, then clean and bandage the smaller ones.

Last but not least, he got a bag of O negative blood and a bag of water, two IVs and a serum to speed up the healing. He hooked up the bags and IVs to Angel and injected the serum to get it started quick in his body.

Baxter took a sigh of relief as he finished up. Thankfully Angel wasn’t dying today, but once he was back in it, he was definitely getting an earful at least, if he didn’t kill him for all this stress.

40 notes - Posted March 7, 2022

#3

Angel walked into Bax's lab looking around. "Hey Bax ya home?" Nothing.. He shrugged and looked around. " Hey this must be the new experiment he's working on." Angel picked up the vile only to spill it on himself. "Fuck!!!" He looked around trying to find a towel or something to clean it off until he realized he was getting smaller.

"Oh no..."

His clothes were no longer fitting him as he got smaller and smaller until he also noticed he was getting younger. He was now the size of a little kid.

( Angel's turn to be a kid for a bit lol!)

Baxter walks back into his lab, soon after this occurred. He had went out for a while to grab some ingredients for an experiment he had been working on, when the fish noticed a pile of clothes, an empty vile, and something wiggling inside. He knew those clothes….

He then makes a mad dash, quickly finding a small spiderling, not much older than 3 or 4 years old. “Oh Angie,” Baxter cried softly. “Are you still in there? Are you hurt? How do you feel?”

81 notes - Posted May 19, 2022

#2

Kid!Vaggie runs over to Baxter's lab. Some magic anon turned her into a kid and she needs his help! "Baxter! I need to talk to you!" Damm, even her voice sounds childish!

Baxter stares at her for a second before realizing who she is. “Oh shit, Vags. Sorry took me a minute to process that.” He gets on one knee to get a better look at her, “I’m guessing some magic dickhead did this to you?”

83 notes - Posted April 11, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

bax… no particularly reason to this question, i’m just curious, but can any car be a race car?

@your-mom-666

“As long as the engine and tires can handle it, sure! Whhhhhy?”

99 notes - Posted November 29, 2022

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