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delphiniumarchangelmoon · 1 month ago

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Krobus in fanon: I’m everybody’s best friend I’m just a little guy

Krobus in canon: if your bank account is less than six figures you can’t even afford to look at me. Peasant. I make Pierre look like a little bitch baby. Joja mart cowers before my prices. Give me every penny you made in the last year.

#stardew valley #‘don’t tell anyone about me… humans destroy what they can’t understand…’#no humans destroy people who want 350k for TEO FUCKING ITEMS KROBUS #like yeah one is a catalogue but YOU CANT ACCESS ANY IF THAT FURNITURE EITHOUT IT #at least eith Robin she cycles through selling stuff directly #and thus catalogue isn’t even themed after you it’s themed after the wizard????#why am I buying it from a sewer rat???#how’d you even get it?#if Ras knew how much you charged for that he’d fucking kill you

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