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bosspigeon · 6 months ago

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i just googled how much blood the average human could lose without being in mortal peril without immediate medical assistance and also how much liquid the average human can drink at once without issue and i think it's safe to say that Moss's 7'3" 500+lb ass can let his lil vampire twink have as big of a sippy sip as he likes without needing more than a snack and a nap afterwards 😤

#pidge babbles #oc: moss #astarion will need to call it quits before moss even gets woozy #he's the one who's gonna need a nap #fuckin food coma time #fun fact! moss is roughly the same size as andre the giant!

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