#assomoir

[ythmir-writes]

assomoir replied to your post “Hi, what a nice little bar you have! Can i have one serving of ikevamp...”

I love this so much yhtmir 😍😍

thank you thank you dear! it really warms my heart to know i did a good job! ｡ﾟ+.(･∀･)ﾟ+.ﾟ

[hotaru19world]

Not the real one cause it’s not the good city but still... L’assomoir, Dijon, Bourgogne, France.

[senjahari]

L'Assomoir - Kisah Wanita Tangguh Ditengah Kemiskinan dan Kebobrokan Paris

L’Assomoir – Kisah Wanita Tangguh Ditengah Kemiskinan dan Kebobrokan Paris

“Mau makan saja harus tahan nafas,” keluh Prapto. Ia mengusap keningnya yang dipenuhi keringat.“Sudahlah, To. Syukuri saja pekerjaan ini.” Tegur Aji sambil menepuk pundak dari Prapto, “lagipula sudah bagus jadi tukang angkat batu, daripada menganggur.”“Susah yo jadi wong cilik. Enak jadi Pak Sugeng. Kerjanya tinggal nyuruh saja.” Prapto cuma bisa menggelengkan kepalanya. Aji hanya bisa mengangguk…

[dindapranata]

L'Assomoir - Kisah Wanita Tangguh Ditengah Kemiskinan dan Kebobrokan Paris

L’Assomoir – Kisah Wanita Tangguh Ditengah Kemiskinan dan Kebobrokan Paris

“Mau makan saja harus tahan nafas,” keluh Prapto. Ia mengusap keningnya yang dipenuhi keringat.“Sudahlah, To. Syukuri saja pekerjaan ini.” Tegur Aji sambil menepuk pundak dari Prapto, “lagipula sudah bagus jadi tukang angkat batu, daripada menganggur.”“Susah yo jadi wong cilik. Enak jadi Pak Sugeng. Kerjanya tinggal nyuruh saja.” Prapto cuma bisa menggelengkan kepalanya. Aji hanya bisa mengangguk…

[sereveillerpoursetransformer]

L’Assomoir - Émile Zola

✅ Découvrez la première et la dernière phrase du livre d'Émile Zola - L’Assomoir ➽ L'Alpha & L'Omega publié tous les dimanches matin sur www.primaluxes.com 😎

Gervaise avait attendu Lantier jusqu’à deux heures du matin. … -Tu sais, écoute bien… c’est moi, Bibi-la-Gaiété, dit le consolateur des dames… Va, t’es heureuse.  Fais dodo, ma belle ! L’Assomoir – Émile Zola

[janumun]

How well do you fare up against your fictional men (not just in heart but height)?

First of all, much, much thanks to you @nad-zeta for sharing the link to this super interesting site! 🙇🏽‍♀️ You can tell how much fun I had (and agonized over) organizing my boys and witnessed, at last, where we actually stand 🤣🤣♥️

All my Doms in one place LOL

My Masters and My Babes

You can just tell my desperation to fit in as many of my favorites as I possibly could 🤣🤣

If any of you would like to have a go as well and compare sizes (😆😉) with your favorites please feel free to do so and join us in on the fun. Here's the link once more.

[@pamakali ILU for bringing this to my dash!!! 🤣🤣]

Tagging some specifics (I'd love to see how you stand against your men, of course no pressure, you all!): @pseudofaux, @heavenzfiend, @ichigo-daifuku, @arisamcclain, @living-in-the-state-of-dreaming, @op-peccatori, @its-mew, @otonymous, @aviavv, @assomoir, @beni-draw-ikemen-please, @nan-chi, @meowlayn-art, @thatfanfictionchick, @camilynn22, @ihavenotfallenyet, @the-art-wolf13, @zodiacsign1, @redheadkittys, @shoyouth, @lady-moonbroch, @all-my-cuffs-have-buttons

[mikotomizuki]

Show some love!

So, the idea behind this tag game is to... Tag 10 people here, who you consider amazing in any way, shape or form.

@crimson-snowfall tagged me and lemme tell you that I'm really glad you joined the Drained Dry Fam and started thirsting with us! Even Isaac is growing on me coz your thirst for him is contagious! And your fics maybe short but they're lethal and sometimes bad for my nose. My nose is becoming anemic from all the nosebleeds lmao! Stay awesome Athy!

@humi-and-co This girl can slay memes, sammiches, fics and now, nail-art! We share Thot Bean and Sinshine Bean and while we screech about stuff in JP app, this kween does the same in TW app! And this lover of beans is a cute bean herself!

@akira-zens-babe I always look for this hoe when she's not online. I love her art (I love every single thing she draws) , and our love for Theodorus Van Gogh brought us together lmao and what's amazing about her is she's talented and very down-to-earth! I'll always support your art the same way Theo supports Vincent! ily Aki!

@annriell got me into collecting blonde bihs lololol. I got blinded by all the blondes fbdnbddhf also got me into the VLINCENT SHIP, a disaster ship she says, but I say Disaster and I love it! Also her art is soothing and can make you cry (Im talking bout that LAST LOVE SCENE ANNICKA) ! I raise a bottle of Sweet and Spicy Sauce 🌻to my fellow Sweet and Spicy hoe!

@maanawa she loves himbos as much as I love Tiddies lololol jk ily Jane! Another lethal writer of Drained Dry, as lethal as her eyeliner skills! Also I stan her playlists and she's always a delight to talk to!

@kazesuke is a Godsend! Like me, she lives in the Promised land but she's in the greener side of it and she's helped me loads in getting stuff for my boyo shrines! Also, she quenches our thirst for every boyo possible with her awesome writing! Check out her works in AO3 y'all!

@a-dim-capacity aaah Rev, my fellow Papi hoe. We will always pee to assert dominance lmao and she's such a sweetheart making our soap dreams a reality! If not for her, we won't be able to SNIFF THAT BOI! Sidenote, her embroidered stuff rocks!

@mersari89 we always thirst in the wrong channel lmaoo! I miss you Sari!!! This girl is brilliant and got us fed with the PB mobster AU that we deserve!

@assomoir another hoe I miss! While Aki's love for Theo shows in her art, Piggy's love for Theo and Vincent shows in her writing! Aye, my fellow vanbro hoe, much much love for ya!

@dear-mrs-otome we flail in JP and Eng together! She made me see the LIGHT that is Oliver and Mitsuhide. She's busy but she makes time for us and read Mitsuhide! Thank you for letting me dwell in your servers! Also FAUVISM WILL STAY IN MY HEART FOREVER! Yeee!

I know this says 10 people but I have another amazing bean and that is @lyniririn ! Rin, I hi-five for Papi, Vinny and Faustie! Speaking of Faustie, your birthday tribute for him is as panty-rattling as his voice. I hope to see you in September when you visit Kaze and me!

[dirtydoesgood]

Who We Are

Dirty Does Good consists of seven seasoned fanfic authors, all passionate about words and supporting a great cause. Take a look at us and some of our work linked below!

Maanawa (Jane)

I’ve been playing dating sims since Voltage dropped My Forged Wedding for mobile and Starry Sky in Spring had an English patch released and there’s really been no looking back, ever since! IkeVamp is my latest dating sims love and my favourite one to write for, by far. Progress is slow and sweet but you can find my works here - and I really cannot thank you enough for giving our wonderful project your time ♡

Cee

You ever find a character you love so much you want to tear them open, watch them break in the saddest of ways, see them writhe in suffering, but also have them experience the most overwhelming loves, and then let them bask in an infinite joy? That’s me to the characters I love, and that’s going to be me to the characters you love. I love pushing them to the limit! Here’s some of my work, I hope you consider partnering with us for this small project!

Assomoir

Currently, Ikemen Vampire is the only fandom I’m in, and my work can be found here (yes, I know, my bias is definitely showing). I look forward to write the rest of the mansion residents too, though! Just know that I take great pleasure in exposing how whipped your favourite suitor is for you. Thank you so much for your interest in our little project ♡

Kazesuke

My first step into writing fanfiction was OC/Canon ships about 16 years ago so it’s really no wonder I found my way into otome game fandom at some point! I’ve been playing SLBP for about 5 years but hit the ground running with IkeVamp. If there’s TsudaKen, I’m probably there ;) As far as IkeVamp goes, I’m pretty much known for smut, smut and more smut! You can check out my fic on Ao3 but if you want the kinktober smuttery then just head straight here!

Otonymous

Do you all remember that scene in IkeSen Masamune’s route where he presses you up against the wall?  If you were one of those people who, like me, opted out of the premium story, then you can probably understand the extreme blue ovaries I developed as a result.  So extreme, in fact, that I took it upon myself to compose my own steamy ending.  Which brings us to the thirst fics that I write today.  How thirsty, you ask?  Check out my Masterpost and decide for yourselves, lovelies!

Pickle

A certain Sanada bro (SLBP) sandwich over at Ao3, a Yukimura/MC/Saizo piece at the same site: my foray into the world of fan-fiction was sudden, unintentional but oh, what a ride it’s been so far! Four years in and the harem has only continued to grow and expand as I try and spread that love (and thirst) around with my writings. It is my hope to give back even a little bit more, this time around with this amazing project! Fandoms I have my fingers (also: mouth, feet, soul) dipped into: SLBP, Ikevamp, MLQC and Obey Me! But how deep does that rabbit hole run? Why, dear folks, jump in right here and find out!

Mrs. Otome

I've been writing fanfiction on again, off again, for nearly twenty years. Bioware games got me hooked on the concept of romance in video games, and were pretty much the gateway drug to otome, though I had been sneaking my grandmother's terribly cheesy cowboy Harlequin novels for years before that. I primarily write for SLBP and Ikevamp, dabble in MLQC, Ikerev, and Ikesen, and look forward to trying my hand at Obey Me if any of you are so inclined! My masterpost can be found here and I also post longer works or collections to my Ao3 account.

[mikotomizuki]

I got tagged!

Rules : tag 20 people you’d like to know better and wrangle them into answering the questions below.

I was tagged by @humi-and-co and @crimson-snowfall ! My Drained Dry fam, ily all!!!

Nickname : Miko

Gender: female

Height: smol lmao 4'11

Star sign: ARIES BABEEEY!

Hogwarts house: SLYTHERTITS 😂

Favorite Animal: I love doggos but my wee apartment doesn't allow me to have one. Sads

Number of blankets: I got two. One is that floral blanket every Asian hoe has and a comforter.

Where I'm from: Born in Manila but currently residing in the Promised Land that is, JAPAN, where 2-Dimensional Tiddies grow and flourish fnfndhfhfh.

When I started this account: August 28, 2019. The day I decided to go back to the fandom coz VAMP THIRST IS REAL Y'ALL.

I'm tagging: @vicecommanderhijikata @maanawa @annriell @a-dim-capacity @kazesuke @mersari89 @dear-mrs-otome @akira-zens-babe @assomoir @paopufruittt and the rest of y'all who followed my wee blog!

[rokutouxei]

Author Interview ✍️

Haven’t done something like this ever here officially, so this is interesting! Thank you @assomoir for tagging me~

Name: Cee

Fandoms: oof that’s a tough question because i have a lot but my most recent ones are Ikemen Vampire, Touken Ranbu, and Mystic Messenger. i do have a few other ikemen series (sengoku/revolution/live) WIPS i haven’t touched... and i haven’t watched anime or read manga in a while...  so yeah those for now.

Where You Post: here on my tumblr and on my ao3! I’ve only cross-posted some of the most recent ones though, so the bulk of my work is really in here. 

Most Popular One-Shot: surprisingly, at the moment it’s one fear.jpg (Ikemen Vampire) which was supposed to be the dumbest fic I have written ever. i swear i don’t understand how that blew up...

on ao3 it’s unfaithful (Mystic Messenger) which i’m pretty proud of.

Most Popular Multi-Chapter Story: i... have only ever written two multi-chapter stories and both of them are unfinished, and the better one of the two had like  70 or so follows and near a 100 reviews on FF.net. yes it’s that old. no i’m not coming back to it i think. no i’m not linking it, i wrote it when i was 12!

Favorite Story You Wrote: hmm that’s a tough one... usually when i finish a fic i just post them and “let them go”, but if i had to choose one, i’d pick a bunch from each fandom maybe? like with these hands you hold (Touken Ranbu), unfaithful (Mystic Messenger) as I said, then, now, always (Haikyuu). and that [spoilers redacted] fic I’m still revising for Ikemen Vampire.

i gotta say though, i have a soft spot for literally everything I have written for the crackship that is shishiyuka (Hirunaka no Ryuusei) because it’s my child, it’s my crackship, it is my baby. 

Story You Were Nervous to Post: i’m generally very nervous about posting fics and will make my friends read them over at least twice and triple check beforehand, but i’d say i was most nervous about unfaithful (Mystic Messenger). yeah, i liked it very much but at the same time i was so so so insecure about it. it was my first actual smut fic out in the world AND it was mild dubcon AND it had cheating in it and it basically had all the red flags possible and i was very worried about tackling it in fiction and how people would react. 

runner up is he will own me and i’ll embrace defeat (Ikemen Vampire) which was a completely different trainwreck of worry because, same, i didn’t know how it would be received. it felt very... intimate, in a different way that the regular smut fic is, and it felt very raw to get it out there.

How You Choose Your Titles: from songs, from poetry, “that one word that is basically the entire story”, or a meaningful clause or sentence from the story. if i think too hard about a title it begins to sound weird so i try to limit my decision making time as much as possible, keep it simple.

Complete: if my contents page didn’t miss any i have 113 finished works so far, not including stuff I wrote for @polyhaikyuu back in the days and also stuff I wrote pre-tumblr (back in FF.net). yes i have no life other than writing.

Incomplete: 

jk if you mean ongoing fics i have none because i only have the attention span for one-shots, but if you mean WIPS then i have, like, a bazillion. 

Do You Outline? i do, but not intensely? mostly I let the fic build itself in my head first, and then when it’s sort of becoming clear, I put it down into bullet points. i outline but only when there’s enough to outline, if that makes sense

Coming Soon/Not Yet Started: ooh i have a bunch on my folder right now but a sneak peek of the ones I want to write the most

- a sandwich smut fic with theo/mc/arthur

- a little thing about how arthur likes his coffee

- a modern AU theo/MC fic that’ll probably turn out to be an original novel with how expansive the entire thing is already, but we’ll see.

- my child, a series of fics (9) for theo’s route release in english, exploring his character, his interactions with MC and the other residents of the mansion, and mostly just me gushing about him

and yes, a thing in february to be done with a bunch of writer friends ;) i honestly don’t know how that’ll sail for me but i’m really excited to be doing it! 

Do You Accept Prompts? i actually do! i can’t promise to get to all of them immediately as i am a full-time student outside of this, but i do take them to consideration and i sometimes put themes together to make a fic. honestly the easiest way to get content out of me is to get me to talk about a character... i’ll probably just spam you with headcanons. 

Upcoming Story You Are Most Excited to Write: one of the nine fics for theo’s route release is really sweet and i want to start on it already but alas. and of course the february thing, which i’m sure you’ll hear about pretty soon! wait for announcements!!

tagging: @attoliattolis​, my shishiyuka co-parent! also omg i need more writer friends........

[dirtydoesgood]

Commissions Guide

The following highlights what writing we cover, what to expect from our works and sample works attached (where available). 

Commissions will be processed through ko-fi, so that we may limit slots and you can keep track of our fundraising goals. They should be ordered according to the guides below.

Our character code and prompt lists referenced below can be found here.

Our rating system follows that of Archive Of Our Own (AO3).

G- General T- Teen M - Mature E - Explicit

We also are following the AO3 format for character relationships with /  and &. Formatting it as [Character 1 / Character 2] will indicate a romantic relationship. [Character 1 & Character 2] will indicate friendship.

Tier 1 - $5.00

Drabble

A drabble consists of a written prose work and is approximately 1 page (600 to 900 words) long. The format to request a drabble is:

DB + [character 1] + [character 2] + [prompt code] + [rating] e.g. if you wanted a (Victor & Female MC) drabble with Prompt #33 rated T, it would read as “DB + MCQC1 & MLQC5 + 33 + T”

Samples include: maanawa’s “burst illusion”, dear-mrs-otome’s “Napoleon + Bath” and pickled-girlfriend’s Enslaved (William Shakespeare)

Headcanons

Headcanons consists of bullet-points outlining a concept or a scenario presented to a writer. They may not present an entire scenario and could vary in length but D2G determines for this to be at the author’s discretion. The format to request a headcanon is:

HC + [character 1] + [character 2] + [prompt code] + [rating] e.g. if you wanted Ikesen Sasuke & Ikesen Yukimura headcanons with Prompt #12 rated Gen, it would read as “HC + IS7 + IS6 + 45 + Gen”

Samples Include: maanawa’s “What if Arthur and Theo had to build ikea furniture for MC?” , pickled-girlfriend’s Theo with an autistic MC

Tier 2 - $8.00

A letter from LI of your choice

Everyone loves a love letter! With this option, you can choose to have a love letter from your dearest Love Interest (LI) for yourself or a friend! Each letter will be unique and will be published on our blog, tagging the recipient (preferred method) or sent to the recipient via email (where applicable). Letters commissioned before February 11th, 11:59 PST are guaranteed to be delivered for Valentines on the evening of 13 February 2020, EST-PST. All others will be completed in the order they are received. The format to request a love letter is:

[character 1] + [fluff/angst/comfort/smut] + [optional name to address letter recipient by + preferred pronouns]*. e.g. if you wanted a comfort letter from Theodorus van Gogh for a named MC, Claire, it would read as “IV7 + comfort + Claire, She/Her”

*unless specified, the letters will be addressed to a nameless person using pronouns of the writer’s discretion.

Samples include: maanawa’s “a letter dazai osamu wishes he could’ve sent”

Tier 3 - $13.00

Oneshot

A oneshot consists of a written prose work and is approximately 2 pages, minimum (at least 1500 words). The format to request a oneshot is:

[character 1] + [character 2] + [prompt code] + [rating] e.g. if you wanted a (Luka Clemence/Male MC) oneshot with Prompt #27 rated M, it would read as “IR4/IR15 + 27 + M”

Samples include: dear-mrs-otome’s "Lost in Translation”, assomoir’s “The Sky Might Be Falling; But The Stars Look Good On You”, otonymous’ “Colours” (NSFW) and pickled-girlfriend’s “Obey (Punish) Me, Master!”

Please be aware - these commissions are RANDOM. You will not be selecting an author. These requests will be assigned at random to a member of our writing team (and frankly, the mystery is maybe half the fun!) but we remain confident that all of the authors participating can and will deliver you a result you will not be disappointed in.

[akirafanarts]

@littlemissyina @ash-to-phoenix @paopufruittt @aaviav @mikotomizuki @assomoir Thank you so much guys!!!!! 😙😙💕💕💕🤗🤗🤗🤗

‪I just noticed I hit 400+ followers on tumblr and 100+ on twitter 🎉 💜 I can’t thank you guys enough 🥰 Please have one of my WIPs for this month as a little token of gratitude 🙏 ‬ Also I’m out of ideas 🙃 so if you guys have any suggestions for what I should do to celebrate this followers milestone please let me know in the comments 👀💕

I’ve drawn Kenshin as Ares for a fanzine before and ever since then I wanted to do something for IkeVamp greek mythology AU too. What better time than MerMay to draw Theo as Poseidon 😉

Hopefully I can finish it this May and not May next year lol 😂

[ultimavoce]

Maupassant secondo Brizé: Une vie

Il primo #romanzo di #GuydeMaupassant arriva al #cinema in grande stile: ecco #Unevie, adesso nelle sale.

Guy de Maupassant (1850-1893) pubblica il suo primo romanzo Une vie nel 1883 imponendosi come scrittore nella Francia del secondo Ottocento. Ai vertici del Naturalismo, la sua opera si staglia come il doppelganger di una tensione letteraria vicina a quella di Zola ma di cui lui coglie l’aspetto nero, secco e brutale negli ambienti delle classi alte, speculare all’Assomoirdel suo celebre…