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nerdie-faerie · 2 years

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I am absolutely banking on the fact neither of my parents ever went to university to make it seem like its different to my reality and if my brother decides hes gonna shatter that illusion in the coming September, I'll have no choice but reenact Cain and Abel

#Uni shenanigans #me lying about my assignments but keeping it vague enough that it sounds more intensive than it is when in reality its a measily 1.5k #lab portfolio that ive had two months to do.... sort of had at least a week #i also be lying about term dates #i should be fine my brothers relationship is even more tenuous with our mum than mine but i will be having a talk with him #aint no snitching allowed aint none of this lax student attitude allowed we act like were studious even when were really leaving our #assignments until 12 hours before the deadline in which we stare blankly at chemical theories at 4am #were both going to lie to our parents okay? its gonna be a team effort.#and the next sibling isnt due at uni for another three/four years after that one so well be chill

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