#ass epic. hehehehe.

[notasapleasure]

Sunday six

So this saga thing is happening still. It's uhhhh not very Star Warsy YET, but it will be. Probably.

I tried, as before, to keep an eye out for Cassian, but the little sod must have slipped away as soon as things got messy. I didn't find him until sometime afterwards, when I was bloodied and bruised and had had to provide several betting men with my word that I would take part in the wrestling at the summer assembly. Cassian had the good grace to appear sheepish when he saw me - I had a black eye coming up and if I touched my nose it started bleeding again immediately. "What herb should I take for this, then?" I asked him, ruffling his hair because I knew it annoyed him and it was about the only revenge I could take. Cassian scoffed and produced a leather skin of strong, over-wintered mead.

I know I KNOW first person narrative it's like I don't actually want anyone to read my stuff hahaha. ha. 🙃 please give it a chance? I won't post until it's done, if it's done, when it will be a whole ass epic.

[xxbl00ds0akeds3raxx]

erm... girl, u have SUCH a bad taste in men :/ ur like literally dating a psycho stalker (he literally kidnapped you?? tf is ur problem) nd a wanted criminal (u can see his ugly ass face pasted in tons of wanted posters like WTF???).

are you well in the head??? did ur mum drop u as a child?

- g0r3_4ng3lz

omgggg wowowow thatz so crazzzyyy cos i didn’t fuckin ask :D!! <3

green iz not ur colour babez :( soz u don’t have strong men who wld litrally protect u w/ their liveeezzz!!! not me tho!!!! XD i could snap my fingerz n kylar would come running like a dog hehe U・ᴥ・U he’d do anything 4 me bcoz he loves me sm & yous just don’t get it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sux 2 suck!!!

also ur actually delusional, abel is SO HOT & YA he has wanted posterz all over town but that just meanz i get 2 see his pretty face everywhere i gooo hehehehe (/∇＼*) GOD u WISH u had a bf who was epic & talented like him! cool af band & £ to spend on you ^.^ Lolzzz

also. FYI. i AM well in tha head :/ every week dr. harper says i’m fine soooo. go fuck urself u jealous cunt

baiii byebyeee !!! (´ ε ` )♡

[moonfurthetemmie]

Fantasy au ??

HEHEHEHE

Ahem

A long ass time ago Wheeze and I went ‘hm. What if nice JMV AU’

More specifically, we had been spinning around the concept of Obsidian/Zircon, which would be very awful for Zircon in the normal AU. And that was fun for a bit, but then we were sorta like ‘ok but what if it was. okay. and soft’

So through power of ‘I have been playing D&D recently what if we made it a fantasy AU’ and pure fucking stubbornness we made it. And of course we threw DINTIS in there because it’s damn near impossible to have one without the other when it comes to us making AUs

It has since grown to include (counts on fingers) 4 AUs of JMV and DINTIS (each), DreamSwap, and H!DS. The two DS ones mirror each other quite a bit, but to be fair so do the original versions

Obsidian, Jade, Silver, Paraiba, and Jasper are merchants. Obsidian’s a blacksmith, Jade owns a general store that caters mainly to adventurers, Silver and Paraiba run an apothecary, and Jasper has a bakery.

Mercury is of course the local doctor.

Zuli, Koroit, and Zircon are sellswords. They’re often hired by people who need an escort to a nearby town, or take care of monsters nearby threatening the town.

Zircon’s family is alive and well! They’re doing great.

Obsidian’s pretty chill. He’s sarcastic and snarky and tends to make fun of people, but he got zapped with the ‘good person’ beam by god (wheeze and i) so he’s a pretty good guy. No murder no nasty shit just a severe case of RBF and an excess of distrust for strangers.

The group is all very close. Besties, if you will. Obsidian and Jade especially so.

And then Dark the warlock and Jet the demon roll into town

Jet’s a little shit still and an agent of chaos but he, like Obsidian, has been bonked with the Good Person Hammer and is overall a much much nicer person.

Dark and Jet have a contract, and Jet’s supposed to do as Dark says. But it’s very lax because Dark trusts Jet a lot and doesn’t want to control everything Jet does. They actually have a pretty healthy relationship AND they even actually talked about things….and they’re both on the same page about their feelings…insanity

The only trauma comes from when, for plot reasons, their home town gets wrecked. They have to go on a big epic journey to find a new home. They end up meeting the DS fools at some of the other AUs hanging around.

Officially, the AU is mostly about the JMV/DINTIS idiots and their journey. H!DS and most of our other AUs are more side-characters.

[crossover-enthusiast]

Heheheh

Idea idea: Tom having a epic ass fight with Doll Dexter during episode 4 at some point. And to make it funnier, she actually wins the fight. /j

HAH YES

"What the fuck?!"

">:)"

[ruthytwoshakes]

HEY SO SO SO SO WOMEN !!!!!!!!!!!! @friendlyengie made this kick ass au!! It’s fem fortress but with actual characters rather than gender bends,, most creative thing I’ve seen all month awaga so epic. Might have gone a little feral in the asks,, very sorry I just got very excited and then got very embarrassed so sorry will not happen again maybe

ANYWAY I DREW THEM AND PLAN TO DRAW MORE HERE YOU GO

augh I don’t know what a boston is I hope I did the accent okay ooo

also that’s mean scout’s ma,, poor scout lmao

they are NOT on good terms and I am ACTUALLY PLANNING AN AMV TO OVRIJSSEL BY PATRICIA TAXXON WITH THEM!!!!! Go listen to it it fits them perfectly

Ex-Wife medic is doing the thing that toddlers do when they try to escape getting put in a car seat

As individuals in case if anybody needed that

A SKETCH I PLAN ON FINISHING!!!! I have no idea how skates work hhhhhhh

Also I love spy x ma I think it is very cute and I like to think they have a very healthy marriage,, you can thank @thetriggeredhappy and their series Running Blind for that lol. Go check it out,, even if you aren’t a speedingbullet fan the writing is so fucking good and they way they wrote scout and his family ahhhhhhhhhhh I cannot wait for the next chapter <33333

There will be more soon. Heheheh

[chewwypepsicola]

can i ask for any color gang + purple specific headcanons? ALSO what did u think of episode 30 :)

RAAAHHH i love sharing hcs okay here we go, ill limit myself to 6 per character so this doesnt get overwhelming or boring heheheh

General stuff, oldest to youngest i see them like this: green, purple, blue, yellow, red, second. i HC that stickfiguresfighting.dotcom is actually a job they all had and that was the way they met (before second), Yellow wanted independence, Green overall just needed to start making money, Red wanted to really fight other people and he dragged Blue along Following up, Blue and Red are siblings, Blue being the oldest and often looking after Red when they were small.

WITH THAT OUT OFTHE WAY.

GREEN: - AUTISM - Oldest of the group but actually a middle child in a very loud household, he loves his family but he's very likely to have wished for a more comfortable space so thats why he moved out rather quickly and got that job - Noise cancelling earphones yesyes - genderfluid any prns pansexual icon - He HATES PDA (public displays of affection) this is a running joke i have that has developed into a proper HC haha, he always makes faces and gagging noises when YellowBlue are being gay in his general field of vision -Following up, despite hating PDA, he's super super affectionate in private when in a relationship, when in public or out of the confiness of his room he's more subtle like knees bumping against eachother under the table or soft looks across a room, THIS IS OF COURSE ALL IN REALTION TO PURPLE, SORRY, I AM A GREENPURPLE ENJOYER.

PURPLE: - My baby my baby youre my baby say it to meeee, thats not HC thats just my honest to go reaction to anything purple avm - Boy might be dog shit at fighting but he's so good at everything else i swear to god, he's super flexible and has a great amount of body strenght since we see him doing all sorts of stunt and gymnatics plus we see him being reasonably good at parkour, which in turn i have decided to take as "oh okay so he kicks ass at parkour he's the best and no one would ever be able to beat him noted." - I think he's decent at cooking but terrible at baking. Not even minecraft cakes come out right when he makes them. - They/he transmasc ourple sorry woa who said that?!?! (also mlm)

BLUE: - ELDEST DAUGHTER SYNDROME woa who said that?!?! what! - These are just canon but stoner epic skater girlfriend material she's so cool and epic - she/him bigender lesbian WOAH! - Alright you got me i'll elaborate on the eldest daughter stuff. SO BASICALLY. in my mind palace since i have decided that he and red are siblings Blue ends up being the oldest of the two, they have a singular parent so this makes Blue go thru the epic /s experience of having to take care of his little brother and their parent, giving up on childhood and dealing w responsabilities she shouldn't have. You might ask where the fuck did this come from and ill reply I HAVE NO CLUE THEY WRITE THEMSELVES OKAY!? - Blue is doing better now if you wanna know how fucked up that syndrome is just google it real quick you will be hit with the force of three trucks, shes an epic stoner gamer girl that likes to now play pranks on his little brother and be a menace. he's still a caretaker at heart and thats why he mostly tasks herself with doing most of the cooking. - THIS ONE IS BASICALLY STOLEN FROM THAT OTHER TUMBLR USER BUT UHH chronic pains after the lava incident yes brilliant send tweet

YELLOW: - Youngest child in a normal nuclear family, has an oldest sibling, relationships w family are not terrible but he always wished he would get more attention and always felt left aside when he tried to talk about his passions and interests - this guy is autism for sure! - he/him transmasc lesbian sorrey bleh - insomniac i share this hc w everyone else in the fandom this guy is just crasy insane and needs blue to remind him to take his sleeping pills and go to bed - after the LAVA incident and blue struggling to walk down the stairs of their house i think everyone agreed to rearrange the rooms and let blue have the bottom one, those two since they are a couple decided to just share a room and yellow made his old room a sort of study or overall "work" room so that he would not bother blue at night

RED: - ADHD (EXPLOSION GIF) - not a single thought behind those eyes but somehow still so smart and just as capable as everyone else OUGH - fisically strongest, not saying he's the best at combat he simply can pack the hardest punch but he might not be doing it the right way and thus hurting himself in the process - SPEAKING OF, ISNT IT FUCKED UP HOW FAR HE PUSHES HIMSELF?! now that we bring up 30 and everything that came before it i just could Not help but notice the way red passed out like three times during that whole battle, that boy had multiple broken bones and was running on pure adrenaline fighting w his own body to not give up, despite being the one more battered and bruised he kept standing back up and throwing himself right in the line of fire he makes me so sad OUGH -he/him transman realness mlm PHEW - i think that second and he passed out on the couch they moment they all realize they were out of danger you could not wake up those two up for a week they needed the rest SECOND: -trying my best to not run out of ideas here cause i know i have many hcs relating to them but also ive already wrote down a phew a while ago let me think uhhh - youngest. baby of the group, but for some fucked up reason he has decided to take on the "im the more responsible one here i need to look after all of you" role like a DUMMY - it makes very sad to think of him worrying himself so much w the safety of the others cause he has seen first hand that they are way more fragile than him, he doesnt know WHY he endured so many of Dark's attacks in ShowDown but he knows he did and he remembers vividly seeing his friends fight for their lives right in front of his eyes, of course he is going to be burdened with that weight. - Second has terrible separation anxiety that's not even a HC thats basically canon he can not be at ease until everyone is together and he is reasssured that they are okay OUGH (sounds of crying) - Little guy has awful nightterrors that leave him just sitting at the edge of his bed staring off at nothing until he falls asleep again, Green caught him one night and was like "hey you good why are you sleeping sitting like that?" and Second had to explain and Green offered to sleep w him so he would be more comfortable, Second now tends to ask green or red to keep him company when it happens smiles

OKAY THATS ALL!!! as usual i shall share a doodle, please forgive any grammar and spelling mistakes english isnt my first language we are doing the best we can over here hahah, here's the doodle! with my family headcanons for the colors and an extra "family photo" for the hollowheads haha

[azumasoroshi]

DGS2 DLC Case - Japan Side (Reaction Part 6)

AND ON THIS EPISODE OF KAZUMA FUCKED UP

(click Read More if you dont mind my watermelon cutting syndrome)

YOU MORON

this is the best case i fucking love it

i cant believe this shit

same braincell

i too suffer from watermelon cutting syndrome

gotta love the representation

i was wondering how he was gonna get out of this hehEHEHE

its so funny that his epic ass theme starts playing on THAT line

oh fuck auchi wdym foul play

are you even allowed to bring that up in this court case that definitely wasnt about kazuma's legitimacy

probably not but this is ace attorney anything goes

kazuma got second place?? i mean that doesnt PROVE there was foul play, there are other factors to consider n shit

ryuunosuke you sweetheart

HOSONAGA THAT'S ILLEGAL

[egg-emperor]

it's funny how I naturally talk like I've been brainwashed by Eggman his propegganda in the way I praise and worship him unconditionally with so much passion and fully agree with every good thing he says about himself. I truly believe it all and what he's capable of and I deeply admire and support him in his goals and becoming the one true ruler of the world as he deserved because he's so cool, evil, gorgeous, funny, epic, and sexy- how could I not ahfjsvmsnvmgh

I guess in a way I kind of really have been hypnotized- by his BEAUTY AND BRILLIANCE, instead of him needing to use his creations to accomplish that. he wouldn't need to use a mind control cannon on me when he's already the only thing on my mind like he wants its effects to create. so he wouldn't notice any difference but he still can if he wants just to make sure, I wouldn't mind if I really literally couldn't think of anything else and didn't have to lol

I like to think that Eggman would be very pleased with this because I adore him purely by choice and will and with a true passion! he wouldn't have to wonder if it was just some trick for long when I'd easily be able prove how real my feelings of admiration are even unknowingly through everything I do because I'd be so obviously deeply enamored by him at all times like I'm under a spell because that's how I feel whenever I see and hear him 😍🥰💘💕💖💜

I'd love to boost his confidence further than it already is and make him even more certain that he can be recognized and appreciated for his intelligence and power by the whole world. I'd love to be his ego stroker, as I have endless words of love and appreciation like I express here. and yes, if that's what he decided to take advantage of and keep me around for, it'd be a great compliment and absolute honor, my dream job he doesn't have to pay me for sjfbskgnsmhm

he says love is mandatory in his empire and he doesn't even need to tell me once, let alone twice because I am so deeply in love you wouldn't believe, he gets me so weak at the knees I'd HAVE to kneel or just fall at his feet to bow (and I can think of another situation where I'd do that in heartbeat fhsbfksbj) I'd lick his boots, kiss his ass, and worship the ground he walks on if he asks, if he asked me to jump I'd say how high, when he clicks his fingers, I'd be right there with all his wishes at my immediate command and he'd feel sexy and smart and loved every moment.

I'd gladly service his every need as my enjoyment would come from seeing his own happiness and pleasure first, before anything else. he could call for me and I'd be right there to support him and boost his ego, I'd make sure he never goes hungry or thirsty, he can use me as furniture, ANYTHING I'd do with enthusiasm and joy lol. and I'd have a high amount of respect for all his wishes, including when he doesn't want me to interfere and I'd never make a fool of him.

I'd be perfect for the role more than any assistant, lackey, and other Eggman admirers have been in official media. (because it would also be of the RIGHT and BEST Eggman!) I'd fully support him in being the powerful emperor of a glorious empire and his desire to create a fucked up amusement park bigger than any before. I'd be the absolute happiest for him to rule the world, no matter how dangerous he is and how powerless everyone is beneath him, it would be so much more exciting and beautiful as he believes it will be when he conquers it!

all the cowards of the world would be like oh no, it will be so bad and fucked up when Eggman takes over and everything will be under him!!! and yes true but that wouldn't be a bad thing to me because I want to be. like oh really??? well I'd love to be 'beneath' him heheheh 🥴 I'd just be like fuck yes, take my free will and own me Eggdaddy 😍🥵 and then people would be like wtf is wrong with you but I wouldn't care as a proud willing and eager member of the Eggman Empire fhsjgbsmgm

[lovemeian]

ship your moots

hehehehe <3

@saetyrn9, amy! we don't really talk but their works are great; long and fun, their 'just this once' daichi fic astral projects me to another realm. i ship them with yaku, 'cos i think that'd be fun for them? caring but not about to take bullshit.

@tetsvhoe funnily enough, i see hinata. he would send gwen’s sarcastic, fun sunshine to the nth power and kill us all.

@undersero bee! OOH kinda wanna ship ya with a foxy ace, aran ojiro hehe.

@sunarent can kinda see kuroo ngl, something about like. a crisp guy whose got a strong undertone of gremlin works well for you, my love. kuroo sings the mnemonic he made to memorise the periodic table

@roanniee only a dilf can tame ya wild ass istg, so u can have romero

@kuroomiya im shipping itadori with you just bc i kinda wanna see that dynamic lmao

@ninjamomo idli, beloved, hehe i ship you with tobio, i think you two would be cute

@saudade-mayari for our dearest ate, im shipping you with endeavour in the hopes he can tame u. emphasis on the word hope bc i think its hopeless

@admiringlove SAM, my darling, i can see you and osamu working so well tho? it’d be cute but you can be annoying together

@ushisrever konoha just bc i think he can trigger something in you, and at the same, equal amount of patience

@aizameow ate riel needs someone who can be there and be stable, all might ka inday hehe

@strawbearisamu SOL BELOVED oooh but i kinda see tanaka making such a fuss dating u shjdhsd, watch him prefer a six course picnic date

@slutbench wala. joke. BESPREN. aone for you! sweetest big boy, give best hugs <3

@tsukkiangel yk for some reason, i think you and makki would be the cutest, imagine going on arcade dates with this guy, surprisingly amazing at range shooting games

@rintarhoes violet! darling, you deserve kita. someone wholesome and will you give you kisses before he works the fields ;-;

@laineeey00 lainey, darling, ooOOH akaashi would be so cute! he’d be so supportive of your art, work with you in the same room kinda cute

@bokutoism ryu! hehe i ship you with suga just bc ?? the energy you both release unto the world would be epic?

@betheydocrimewrites sam who makes me cry, i ship you with atsumu. i think he’d balance you out and maybe make your life a little brighter so theres less angst for me ;-;

@writewithmarites MARITES ! I WISH ONTO YOU kenma !! chill, gaming, and would talk to you about anything~

@moonlit-island RAYA DARLING, oooh, i think you and yamaguchi would be so cute ;-;

[scream-mans-friend]

top 5 characters to commit a crime with and get away with it vs top 5 characters to commit a crime and go to jail with

Hehehehe i like this one- starting with who would get away with it, in a completely unorganized order ->

Present Mic, he literally killed shigaraki for a second in this latest arc, he has gotten away with murder on the job. Sure shiggy came back to life but still. He also commits crimes of nuisance on the regular and has been trying his hardest not to commit slander/libel against endeavor, but now he could probably get away with it given how endeavors burnt ass son scalped him in a youtube callout.

All might, he regularly commits acts of negligence, and his biggest one tbh is giving midoriya his quirk. Sure, all might tried to pick the most responsible minor he could in giving his quirk/weapon away, but damages caused by/to the minor does not leave the minor liable, it leaves the adult who breached his duty of care liable. All might could be charged with res ipsa loquitor due to giving midoriya his quirk, which in layman's terms means "the thing speaks for itself." Its the arguement you use when you have no direct evidence of the defendants lack of care. But since all might is the retired symbol of peace no one is gonna charge him with any of this

Iida Tenya nearly committed premeditated murder and also beat the shit out of stain. While technically stain was liable to get his shit kicked in due to being in the middle of a murder, tenya would have done this even if stain wasn't in the middle of committing a crime. He could have gotten charged for arrgivated assault and battery but he didn't. Also the police chief let him go or something so like. He could have gotten charged with a crime but he didnt. And then he later impeded on an active investigation/crime bust

Midoriya "deku" izuku is protected by a lot of things due to good Samaritan laws, like for example, kicking various peoples asses. However, he also impeded on an active investigation/crime bust

Todoroki shouto. See point 4.

Now as for who doesn't get away with crimes:

AFO: bitch lives for 200+ years and gets arrested by someone who jacked his attack stat.

Endeavor: abused his family and got publicly called out for it. He will not survive

Hawks: murder is ok sometimes. He will likely get arrested, but he could also not get arrested bc of the hero commission. But people will know what he did.

Mr compress: the shame of his crime family, gets arrested not for epic thievery but for getting in a fight and a failed kidnapping. Smh

Kurogiri/oboro shirakumo. Hes last bc he got frankensteined and didn't really have much free will going on, he will likely get let out due to being pressured under torture, human experimentation, and just to throw in a legal term I know, extortion.

[its-snicket-here]

Yandere leon or lewis having a sleepover at s/o home?

Lewis

Lewis would be cheering internally.

No seriously, this man is excited to come over to have a sleepover to do some gremlin shit to you

Will and can do a panty raid if he desires

But rather steal small things such has your toothbrush, hair brush, perfume bottles, anything that can be easily be "lost"

Will become all grumpy (in a cutesy way) if he hears that it isn't just going to be him that you'll be inviting.

Perhaps sabotage the other guests so it could just be only him??

Yes

Wii games. Dude have an obsession with wii games such as: Mario Kart, Mario Party 8, Medieval games, kirby's epic yarn, SSBB

Speaking of SSB series, dude is like the master of that game aggressive clicking sounds

Will try to cook/bake with you, but will end up with a flour fight or a frosting war

Don't worry, he'll help you to clean up

Will try not to snap and have a complete rage fit

If depending where you live... He may either kidnap you, drug you, and probably take advantage of you before hauling you away to his home.

Despite him being 19 and orphaned, he drives a Sedan car and he could probably stuff you somewhere behind the back seat to not be suspicious

Leon

You're asking the Norse/Greek nerd over to YOUR house?

Dear god, get read for him to bring ALL, and I mean ALL things that relates to Norse/Greek mythology; games, books, movies, blankets, anything dead ass

Let him cook. Please

He makes gourmet food. Really good shit, especially his pancakes and small pastries he can make without burning the house down

He is the most patient and tolerable yandere, he can tolerate other people that is invited

Cards against humanity hehehehe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

If given the chance, steal small things that is easily lost from you as a souvenir.

If there is multiple people that is over the drinking age over at the sleep over. Beer pong, yes please~

The "mother hen" of the sleepovers, fight me

If you live in a country side that is...

It's a coin flip with Leon

One side, Leon would keep the peace and would try to be boyfriend material

While on the other hand... He got ropes, chloroform, rags, and gloves in his trunk

Just be careful with him alright? :)

[blaperile]

Hiveswap Episode 1 Reaction Part 18: Escape to the Attic + ARRIVAL ON ALTERNIA

Attic Key && Clock ==> Huh, that seems to be hinting we might need to do something with clocks later in this game? Maybe on Alternia?

Attic Key && Deer ==> Hehe, her best deer friend so far. Let's hope Dammek's deer lusus becomes an ever better friend to her!

Attic Key && Horus Statue ==> Oh man, too bad there's not some kind of sneaky reference to Horuss the Troll, haha.

...Aww, no funny combinations for the attic key with the stuff in the living room. Only here, or same for the rest of the house?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, SUDDEN STRIFE OUT OF NOWHERE.

Oh dear god, FOUR monsters at the same time! Holy shit, how is Joey going to get out of THIS?

And that big monster... does... does it have a closed EYE, unlike all the rest of the monsters? Or what is that?

...

Oh man, upon just trying to close the inventory for a second, JOEY GOT KNOCKED OUT BY A MONSTER.

WELP.

And a symbol for Jude appeared at the top.

Does that mean whatever we try to do here, it would just result in Joey getting knocked out and that we switch to Jude's perspective for the continuation?

Let's reload our game for a second and see if we get the same result trying something different...

...Nope! Getting knocked out was the only option we had here. Poor Joey. :(

Oh man, what is Jude going to do now? Did he notice anything of this? Normally he could only see Joey's room and the kitchen, right?

Maybe he heard noise and/or saw that one monster burst through the front door?

And what are the monsters going to do with Joey? Will Jude have to try and exit his tree house now after all, to try and save Joey?

...

Ah, okay, Jude did see what happened from his tree house.

And he wants to distract the monsters somehow. We're gonna use the gun and the flares now, I assume?

...

Oh shit, it worked! And Joey's awake again, haha, I didn't expect her to regain consciousness so soon.

Looks like this is her chance!

PET TREATS && MONSTERS ==> Oh shit, IT'S A SECOND MOUTH. God, this monster is a straight nightmare.

FLASHLIGHT && Monsters ==> Ahahaha, nice, one monster accidentally knocked out another! That's great, one down. Three more to go!

Ahhh, we need go back and forth between Jude and Joey, to keep turning this monster around so it knocks out the other monsters with its way too huge arms, hahaha.

Welp! On the third try Jude accidentally dropped it and started a fire! Oh man, what's going to happen with that fire? Don't tell me Jude will need to escape the tree and then jump away from a burning tree, like Rose?

Is that something for Hauntswitch?

...WHOOPS, we went away from the game for too long (to type the above) and accidentally caused a game over where Joey got eaten by monsters, WELP D:

Okay, LET'S HURRY TO THE ATTIC THEN

...

Welp, there goes the attic key!

Huh, Jude seems to know something more about the portal here... "I can't afford to lose you TOO"? Has anyone gone through this portal BEFORE?? :O

CHERUB KEY && GLOBE ==> Huh, that's kind of ominous. Is that implying this is also a globe of Alternia, and this key seems to fit with it because the key will open the portal that will lead her to Alternia?

HAND IN JAR > HIGH FIVE ==> Hehehehe, "you left him hanging long enough". Love that they put that reference in;

BYERS && HAND IN JAR ==> Pffff, so meta. Yes, you can bet your ass we're combining Byers with every single item in here. xD

SPICE && STRAW PILE ==> Oh come on Joey, when is napping in a pile of something ever NOT a good idea? :P

BATTERIES && STRAW PILE ==> Wait what, "what was in here"...?

OH!!!! It's a giant box! Does that mean the Cherub Portal came out of this box? Was it delivered from somewhere, by someone? Did Jude himself take it from this box?

CHERUB KEY && STRAW PILE ==> Yeah... it's DEFINITELY the portal that came from this box. But just who delivered it to Joey and Jude? Was it Grandpa himself? Those shadowy figures Jude has seen? The Condesce?

CHERUB KEY && SHIPPING NOTICE ==> "The KEY! Where is that dadblasted gadzooks KEY?!" Holy SHIT, that's DEFINITELY Grandpa who wrote that! So he sent the portal here, and knows that key was needed to open it, but had no idea it was in Joey's possession!

What was his idea?

Did he want to safely stock the portal here on the attic, search for the key, and once he found it try to open the portal and go to explore?

Sounds like at the very least he never did manage to do that. But he probably had NO idea the key was in Joey's possession and that he'd be putting her at risk this way.

POGS && SHOTGUN ==> Wait what???? Grandpa's SISTER gave him this shotgun??? What's THAT supposed to mean?

That could only be referring to Nanna, right?? But... she never saw him again after they parted ways as a children, right?

Did... Nanna get him this shotgun just before they parted ways?

Or did Nanna try to contact him, he never reached out to her anymore, but he did receive her stuff?

I assume it's not talking about Rose's Mom, their babysitter. She WAS referred to as "sister", but she's definitely not in any way Grandpa's sister.

...

Is that a christmas tree? And... a sleigh?

GRANDPA CONFIRMED FOR SANTA CLAUSE. XD

SPICE && MUMMY ==> So, Mom didn't really get them that much food, did she? God, that's awful.

CHERUB KEY && MASKS ==> The key... likes masks? What is that supposed to mean? I can't really think of anything Cherub or Troll related that is also related to masks?

BATTERIES && GLOBES ==> Huh, could Joey be onto something here? That the true reason why Grandpa collected so many globes is because he was looking for one that could help secure the attic? Or just because he was looking for a globe of Alternia?

BALLET SLIPPERS && GLOBES ==> So these globes ARE also depicting Alternia then, just like the one in the trophy room. Just where the heck did Grandpa get all these Alternia globes?

Oh man... we've examined everything there is to examine on this attic, except for the Cherub Portal itself...

WE'RE DOING THIS MAN. WE'RE MAKING IT HAPPEN.

abundantChewtoys raised a very good point, that when Joey gets transported to Alternia she might see Dammek during the transportation there, in a callback to when Roxy saw her dream self.

Walking over to the portal...

Oh boy, the music's stopped. Wind's just skimming the void now...

A broken mirror and scratches on that clock, huh...

BATTERIES && DRAPE ==> Yeah, is that wind coming straight from Alternia, or what?

PET TREATS && DRAPE ==> Heh, the description of the portal expecting to receive something reminds me of the Plot Hole expecting to be filled with John and the other Kids.

BALLET SLIPPERS && DRAPE ==> "You have a feeling it's going to be a hell of a show" HELL YES. REFERENCE SECURED.

CHERUB KEY && DRAPE ==> Huh, the way the Cherub Key is being drawn to the portal reminds me of how the sucker jujus were drawn to each other.

Alright, we've had all options now! Time to lift the drape!!! We're probably VERY near the end of this part of Hiveswap!

I wonder if we can still do any item combinations on the portal, or if it's just going to be one big cutscene now...

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Oh man, that portal looks EPIC! I love the way it's drawn.

But huh, it is most definitely entirely closed. But where is that wind coming from then?

Holy shit, examining the portal gets REALLY creepy. It's entirely beckoning Joey to use the key, and she's definitely not thinking straight anymore.

I wonder what happens if we try to use other items on it now. Is it all just going to be creepy messages as well, trying to tell her to use the key?

POGS && CHERUB PORTAL ==> It's almost like there's some kind of narrative voice inside her head, like an Exile or something.

BALLET SLIPPERS && CHERUB PORTAL ==> Uh, holy shit? The portal's gonna make MUSIC? This is just getting more and more ominous every second.

What KIND of music is it going to play?

If it suddenly starts playing English I'm going to fucking shit my pants, I swear to GOD.

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THERE'S NO GOING BACK NOW. GONNA USE THE CHERUB KEY!!!!

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HOPY FUCKING SHIT. THAT WAS INDEED THE FUCKING ENGLISH MELODY.

THAT WAS EPIC.

JOEY GOT TRANSPORTED TO ALTERNIA. AND THE EPISODE IS NOT FINISHED YET.

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

And indeed she crossed Dammek halfway there!

And Joey took all her items with her to this new place... including Byers, hahaha.

Except for her walkie-talkie! Did she drop that? Is Dammek going to pick that up to talk to Jude in Hauntswitch?

I love how the design of the inventory has even been updated to be more Troll-like.

Meanwhile, here on the floor is some kind of tablet device. Is that what Dammek was perhaps using to talk to Xefros? Looks like that will be how Joey will get in touch with him.

There's a timer above the Cherub Portal... on Earth it only contained zeroes, now it's all ones. Is that referring to the TIME they were transported to? Seeing as on Earth it was the 11th of November?

Or, like abundantChewtoys suggests, it's a timer suggesting how long it will take before Joey is able to go back to Earth? 11 days? :O

Or 11 hours?

And now there's a protective shield around the device, probably to prevent Joey from using it for now. Probably until that timer expires? And the same thing might be going on in Joey's attic right now?

Dammek will surely be facing some monsters once he exits the attic. I wonder how it will be for Joey though? Are there also similar monsters over here? Or what's bumping against that door over there? Is it Dammek's Lusus?

Okay, THIS is a really good place to stop for today.

WE MADE IT TO ALTERNIA! :D