#aspen&holtz tbt.

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“I’m pretty sure my toaster’s haunted.” ( - spiritrun omfg )

MAYBE AN EXCORCISM IS IN ORDER. /  ACCEPTING /  @spiritrun & @ghostrow

      ❝   oh,  penny that’s a new one !  i finally got my first toast-ghost !  - see what i did there ?  ❞     holtzmann chortles to herself as she sets up in front of the item in question,  dropping the metal trap on the floor of aspen’s apartment.  toaster is poked cautiously by the tip of the scientist’s proton gun.  after a few minutes of this,  she resorts to shaking the appliance,  which results in it slipping out of her partially gloved hands and breaking on the floor.   ❝  -  you know, i’ll make you a new one.  ❞

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✆ø#$✉ ( from aspen i couldnt resist ok )

GHOSTBUSTERS - WHADDYA WANT ?  /  ACCEPTING /  @spiritrun & @ghostrow !

MORNING TEXT: ( txt - sent! ) penny!: goooood morning, listeners! the temperature is approxiamtely 51 degrees, including windchill and percipitation chance.( txt - sent! ) penny!: i am glad to report that traffic has been kept to a minimum - ( txt - sent! ) penny!: except i’m lying because it’s new york and we ALWAYS HAVE TRAFFIC ( txt - sent! ) penny!: jillain holtzmann: the talk show, will be back after this word from our sponsor( txt - sent! ) penny!: do you think i can get the ghostbusters to sponsor me?

LATE NIGHT TEXT: ( txt - sent! ) penny!: i’m not kiddin around, pen, i can come and get ghost barbie if you want !( txt - sent! ) penny!: the girls are asleep, i can slip out,  and volia!! no more screaming ( txt - sent! ) penny!: you need sleep in order to grow healthy and strong, which means that as an older sibling figure, i have to intervene

RANDOM TEXT: ( txt - sent! ) penny!: in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps toniiiiiiiight ( txt - sent! ) penny!: (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)( txt - sent! ) penny!: near the village, the peaceful village, the lion sleeps toniiiiiight ( txt - sent! ) penny!:  (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weEEEMA WEEEEH)

ACCIDENTAL TEXT: ( txt - sent! ) penny!:  why are we talking about ghost sex? ( txt - sent! ) penny!: sorry, pen, that was for the group chat. 

UNSENT TEXT: ( txt - unsent! ) penny!:  i really wish you didn’t have to live alone, penny. ( txt - unsent! ) penny!:  you could come stay at the hook and ladder! i’ll close off half my lab to make you a room. ( txt - unsent! ) penny!:  it’ll be perfect, we won’t be alone!( txt - sent! ) penny!:  420 BLAZE IT

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oh man also for aspen + holtz if u wanna,,,,,

420 BLAZE IT.  /  ACCEPTING /  @andbravery​ / @spiritrun

who brought hotdogs over for the express purpose of blowing them up in the microwave: SIGHS,,,,,, holtzmann but i know that aspen likes science so holtz just ‘trust me this is the best kind of science there IS’ 

who finds the other having coffee in their kitchen at 6am: GOD poor aspen, who probably has trouble sleeping with the ghosts anyway, comes downstairs to see holtzmann ATTEMPTING to make coffee ( she was catching a ghost but got thirsty ) 

who starts the neko atsume discourse: HOLTZMANN ‘my cats are better than your cats’ she probably bugs aspen to play and then when she does it’s ‘you cant do that i have to be the best’ 

who texts the other ‘420 blaze it’ at 4:20am: gOD aspen learns to expect it so she’s just waiting it’s 4:19 and ‘don’t you dare’ 

who sees the cat and gets really excited and then just looks at the bro and says ‘oh you’re here too’: sIGHS holtzmann is the worst she would marry her cats if she could. aspen probably can’t even FIND HER in the cats she has to search 

who gets the most grossed out when someone thinks they’re dating: im gonna say BOTH just bc aspen is like ??? six years younger than holtzy she’s like the odd cousin that just hangs around 

who tries to throw surprise party for the other only to not be able to get into their apartment and has to climb in through the window: GOD HOLTZMANN like aspen thinks a ghost is knocking shit and gets a lil freaked out but then holtz, running in with a cake, ‘BOO’ 

who constantly quotes bro memes at the other: MCFRICK it’s aspen and holtz just ‘dON’T EVEN START’ it’s revenge for the constant 4:20 blaze it texts 

who challenges the other to a dance off and loses: IM MAD BC holtzmann would definitely challenge aspen and get so tired from working that hard and just. give up. aspen wins