#asoiaf humor

[acewithapencil]

Rhaenyra taking Kings Landing, based on this old draw the squad reference

[dragon-queensguard]

Dunk: what if I can’t find seven people to fight for me

Maekar:

[lostchildofthenewworld]

brokeback mountain but instead it stars a martell and yronwood and the sequel will feature a bracken and blackwood

[lookatthethrones]

Brienne: Jaime, are you drunk?

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

[acewithapencil]

Based on that one meme lol

[dragon-queensguard]

Great bastards on my mind as of late

[acewithapencil]

More Arrested Development/Dance of the Dragons stuff

[asinglewildflower]

#and robb. giving his mother the motivation she needs for gruesome undead realness (via melrosing)

ned is a feminist king for getting fridged for his wife and daughters character development

[greenqueenhightower]

The Greens Contemplating Murder in S2.

[ohmy-zabrak]

🌙 Have this part of my wip because we need more silly Hound content 🌙

"Oh, have a cock do you?" The Hound snorts.

"I do, it's massive. Bigger than your's even."

To Bronn and Tyrion's surprise...the Hound giggles. "Let's see it then."

The sound of rustling blankets through the wall.

"No, he's shy," Lady Alice says. "Knock it off, you're scaring him!" She giggles.

The sounds of wrestling.

"There's no cock here-"

Alice yelps but it turns into a moan.

[anahida]

𝔄𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔤𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔅𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯

Ik I probably shouldn't have joked about this but this song reminds me of Roose (especially young) every time fr.

[shipcestuous]

[scorpius6689]

Jorah can never get any win

[asinglewildflower]

#lawful evil ass guy#actually nobody did lawful evil like him#pre character development I guess

#something something that post that’s like Jaime lannister would be anti gun but for unhinged reasons. like if you want someone dead you#should be able to best him in combat without a coward’s weapon

(tags via @the-amazing-spider-bi)

sorry but Jaime Lannister’s characterisation is so funny to me. yes I tried to kill your eight year old but I draw the line at paying people to do my killing for me. you better believe if I want a third grader dead I will do the child murder myself. preferably with a sword so I can look him in the eye while he dies by my blade

[acewithapencil]

Dance of the Dragons meets Arrested Development

[greensleevesii]

The boy math is crazy