#asoiaf 30 year old beefing with random teenagers but it’s olenna and teenage aerys and tywin who do have bad vibes

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extremely self indulgent au where olenna fails to girlboss her way out of her original betrothal to daeron targaryen and they just have to make it work. aegon lights the entire family on fire but olenna is just cruising on a pleasure barge with her gay husband and his boyfriend trying to brainstorm ways to get thirteen year old tywin lannister assassinated like it’s white lotus the arbor