#asoiaf 30 year old beefing with random teenagers but it’s olenna and teenage aerys and tywin who do have bad vibes

[visenyaism]

extremely self indulgent au where olenna fails to girlboss her way out of her original betrothal to daeron targaryen and they just have to make it work. aegon lights the entire family on fire but olenna is just cruising on a pleasure barge with her gay husband and his boyfriend trying to brainstorm ways to get thirteen year old tywin lannister assassinated like it’s white lotus the arbor

[blue-ink-pearls]

#olenna after seeing Jaehaerys II’s 3 year old son once: Worst fucking baby I’ve ever encountered we need a backup plan #goes back to highgarden with daeron jeremy and a lovely watercolor set of blindfolded ikea instructions and comes back with twins #daeron doesn’t want the throne but does have to agree that kid’s vibes are rancid (@goldcrescent)

#asoiaf 30 year old beefing with random teenagers but it’s olenna and teenage aerys and tywin who do have bad vibes #ik she’s ambitious but marrying a gay third son who just wants to go to tourneys and hang out in highgarden sounds like such a good deal (@visenyaism)

extremely self indulgent au where olenna fails to girlboss her way out of her original betrothal to daeron targaryen and they just have to make it work. aegon lights the entire family on fire but olenna is just cruising on a pleasure barge with her gay husband and his boyfriend trying to brainstorm ways to get thirteen year old tywin lannister assassinated like it’s white lotus the arbor