#asmr syn went apeshit

[aaaaagaronia]

new aliens plot, hand it over

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aaaaaaa nostro gang get picked up by weyland yutani and realize theyve been in cryosleep for the past 14 years (as opposed to the 57 ripley was in for the actual dmkjfcds Movie because Plot) 

anyways the crew is >:( about being nearly killed and that the company doesnt believe them about xenos. so like they get sent home because the company redacted their licenses, and ripley is About to head out (they all had to go on seperate flights back to earth weyland yutani is v crowded and busy djcsdsjfs) but then she hears that her daughter is in space now, looking for her, And how the company lost contact with hadleys hope so shes going [hoo pain] thinking “ohgod ohfuck my daughter might be there”

so she heads out to hadleys hope with rest aliens crew and shes just [hell] because shes practically praying amanda isnt here if the colony is like kdsfdnkvdj This torn down. and then they all find newt and ripley goes “another child :>” but also [pain] because ohgod ohfuck theres this Child here and theres xenos everywhere

Apone mentions that theres like a room thats mostly secure where once there they can just weld the doors shut and they should be safe long enough to think of a proper escape plan but ohno! theres xenos in the ceiling! so he tells ripley and bishop to take newt and just fuckinf leg it and sends hicks hudson and vasquez after her to make sure she actually Gets there

burke tags along too because hes a Coward and theres a surprise tool that will help me later :) apone, gorman, rest of the marines die trying to hold of the xenos from getting too close 

they get to the room that was mentioned earlier and vasquez and hicks seal off the doors and ceiling. hudson is uhhhh [pensive hoo] and not having a fun time so he gets newt rights for a bit while bishop and ripley try to think of an escape plan. they figured they would need to get another ship to get here but they need to get to the satellite to do it, bishop volunteers to do it and tells everyone else to give him a 40 minute head start before they start going into the floor vents themselves. so they wait but while waiting they realize burke doesnt seem?? to be there?? so they look around for him but its not a huge room so they think “oh hey did he head out?” so vasquez and hudson head out into the vent to go find mr capitalist only to find him crawling back with containers that have facehuggers in them. they go >:( and drag him back out of the vent and then roll the containers to the far end of the room to shoot them There so no one has to deal with acid on them.

they continue to wait until the 40 minutes are up, everyone >:( at burke for trying to use facehuggers for capitalism. ripley leads the way to navigate the vents on where to get to the meetup point where bishop Should be there with the ship. they get back out of the vent but in a hallway this time. vasquez gets snatched by some xenos but she isnt killed. hicks and hudson go [eyezoom] and immediately start going after her to get her back. newt Paniks and ripley chases after them. burke is hesitant to follow but eventually does.

he loses sight of everyone else after he managed to find them heading into the nest but doesnt know where they went after That. hes calling out for them but he gets no response and goes wandering around and eventually finds this Huge chamber that has a few eggs laid about and at the far end colorful display of orange, reds and yellows there. he walks up to it and and then surprise!! he realizes thats the queen and she was taking a nap and boy she sure isnt happy seeing this man here! shes getting :( and it isnt very helpful that burke decides its good idea to start poking and prodding her very sensitive egg sac once he realizes she cant move around much. she goes [ah] and burke Paniks and doesnt have a chance to yeet out of the chamber before a bunch of xenos are blocking all exits. asmr xenos go :^) and just swarm at him and just start mauling him to bits his guts start showing and hes Screaming and the xenos go :^) bassboosted and start eating him alive

xenos are getting that nice play time and enrichment and the queen is safe :) all peace is restored and the rest of the gang have enough time to save vasquez and head out! thanks burke!!

the gang head out of the nest and carry on their way to meetup point. they eventually get there but ohno!! the xenos are approaching and the ship isnt here :0 ripley gets into one of the uhhhhh mech suits and uses it to start welding the door shut to keep the xenos out but oopsies! theres another xeno coming in from the ceiling and lands on top of the mech and tries to attack. this is a surprise tool that will help me later but its larger than most of the others but still Smaller than the queen because xenos kin ant colonies djgsnhkj so now ripley is throwing hands with this xeno and hicks and vasquez go to help her out and hudson is on newt protection duty

bishop arrives and heads out of the ship quickly explaining he couldnt land earlier because a lot of stuff was collapsing but now he Can. he goes to help with getting the xeno away but he gets stabbed in the gut but hes a King and continues to try and help anyways and they all eventually manage to just yeet it off a ledge but not before vasquez Also gets acid on her leg so she cant really Walk anymore but she gets living rights :) so now they all board the ship and hicks is in charge of flying now and they all head out just in time before the section of hadleys hope explodes because it was already dying as it was. the xenos in the remains of the colony get to stay in peace :)

ship is set to head to the nearest station and then they all go to cryosleep andthen uhhhh roll credits team

[aaaaagaronia]

hand over copenhagen and vermillion

horrendous bird and cabinet man dsknjfhdcs

Copenhagen:

hes basically a big Bird on steroids and nobody likes him

im Idiot and keep flip flopping on like what bird he is Specifically but so far im thinking a type a hawk djnkfhcds

nobody likes him because hes an asshole

he doesnt talk but hes still like Loud

[slaps copenhagen] this fucker likes to harass the salad rat and in return gave fae ornithophobia

he was designed and trained to redact drones and and take out any memory chips or lil bits that retain info to take back to the lab

most information involves trying to find bug mom, cabinet man and the salad rat but theyre all kinning cryptids and its very hard to find them djnskfds

Vermillion:

ohno theres organs in the machines

asmr syn keeps redesigning ocs

he was originally actually scientist!! he worked on ishtars ai programming and made sure faer plant body was functional ndjksfhcds

he and his wife were coworkers!!! he loves his 

but then he got too Attached and suspiciously got into a car accident

the salad rat was with him and fae got pretty fucked over so a lot of faer abilities to run programs to function got redacted never got properly fixed sdnfcds

vermillion nearly Died but his body was too mutilated to be properly saved so his fellow scientists decided to shove his organs in one of their prototype robots and hoped for the best

he barely remembers anything before getting his insides shoved in a robot ndskfcds

his wife keeps going [pain] and doesnt want her former husband so she went and give him, bug mom and the salad rat apeshit rights and then they decided to Head Out