#asleepythief

[anneapocalypse]

@asleepythief replied to your post “You know, before York’s inability to pick a lock became a running...”

York really was almost as much of a cockroach as Wash, now that I think about it. I wonder what the difference there was.

Doylist answer: plot armor.

Watsonian answer: spite.

[grimmmons]

HEY i heard a song recently that felt like a very Grif-to-Simmons kind of song that has the added benefit of kinda sounding like a Trocadero song and thought you might wanna hear it? It's called "I'll Never Clean My Room" by Swain, and the lyrics themselves are worth a glance

oh ya iove trocadero sounding stuff this is a goodun…. also i fuckin love song recs for anything ever just… so you know

[swallowtailed]

as someone who likes Cad Clay and Mollymauk about as much as one another on paper, after reading your theory I still can't help but wonder--if the theory is correct--if Clay is by definition a temporary character, designed to help the M9 with getting Molly's body safely to someone who can revive him, only for Clay's death magic to wear off and kill Clay? even I think that sounds like a stretch, but still. i wonder.

huh, i hadn’t considered that angle. i think clay is probably designed to be permanent, with the caveat that he could be temporary? just based on what the cast have said.

& considering the theory, i don’t think clay’s magic would wear off that quickly, especially if he’s been preparing for his quest out of the garden for a while. although he might go into decline at some point later on, which is an interesting idea!

[tuckerfuckingdidit]

hey red, why are you trying to give me feelings about KOTOR 2 in the year 2018, i feel like i might die thinkin about that game again

i would ask if you fUCKiNG know what it’s like to be handed a game ending so empty you would literally prefer to watch your video game husband die in front of you instead

but you know.

you know.

[unicornempire]

Have you ever seen the show Leverage? It's by the same showrunner as The Librarians, and it's like if Ocean's Eleven used their power for good every week

I LOVE LEVERAGE! I actually really only gave Librarians a long second glance because of the actor who plays Eliot being in it. I was sooo sad that they took it off of Netflix, I was even in the middle of a re-watch. I already did a Leverage design, but I have been kicking around the idea of maybe making another design for Parker’s Leverage, like- the trio afterwards running the show, though it’s definitely still in the primordial concept phase than anything else. If you have any thoughts, feelings or ideas send them my way I’m always keen!

[vanathema]

asleepythief replied to your chat “hiro: ugh i hate this intern getting his stupid feelings...”

" i tell you what if you like three or four edgelord rivalmances competing at once then exaid is the show for you" this sums up exAid in a way i really could not manage, bravo

Ex-aid is the story of the one soft boy left in all the world, surrounded by people spying on people spying on people lurking in the woods, all of them costumed like the akibarangers fell in a vat of printer ink

and I’m mad that it’s good

[livelivefastfree]

WHOOPS I misread, okay so: Kaia and Foxy!

FIVE-EYED LESBIAN ECO-TERRORIST

TAKE A FUCKING SIP, BABE

WITH YOUR GROSS NECK-MOUTH

[internet-cowboy]

tagged for 20 questions!!!

Rules: Answer the 20 questions in a new post and tag 20 (really? 20?) other blogs :^)

Nickname: serial, ego (handles) || jake, action jackson, pup (actual nicknames)

Gender: boy dog

Star Sign: cancer, honorary virgo

Height: 5′10″

Time right now: 8:04 PM pacific

Last thing I googled: can cat eat tomatoes

Favorite Bands: the mountain goats, dire straits, the weakerthans, the roches, volcano choir, timber timbre

Favorite Solo Artists: josh ritter, anais mitchell, jackson browne, justin vernon, andrew bird, barton carroll

Song stuck in your head: arlo guthrie - st james infirmary

Last movie I watched: rogue one in theaters, fantastic mr fox in general (best movie)

Last TV Show I watched: currently rewatching Looking

When did you create your blog: fun fact: no idea where to find this information

What kind of stuff do you post: gays, demons, dogs, cowboys, landscapes, folk, horror, miscellaneous trash

When did your blog reach its peak: that time failbetter games reblogged somethin from me; i use “peak” very loosely

Do you have any other blogs: i have a @commonplaceblog​ and a defunct folk music blog and a top secret blog that i used to hoard some truly horrifying pornography

Do you get asks regularly: ha no

Why you chose your URL: i am an internet cowboy

Following: 162

Posts: 9166

Hogwarts House: ravenclaw but with hufflepuff envy

Pokémon Team: last time i was playing competitively, it was uhhh... mega absol, starmie, aggron, mamoswine, infernape, and 6th position rotated out between kingdra and my shiny sableye. if i was to make a team just out of favorites: abra, tauros, sawsbuck, mudsdale, sableye, leafeon... shiny meowth

Favorite colors: pastel pink, sea green, grey

Average hours of sleep: like 11 but i’m working on it

Lucky Numbers: 2, 8

Favorite Characters: how can i begin to answer this. eliot from the magicians, doris from looking, gene from bob’s burgers, schmendrick, pentheus, christy mahon, usnavi, toriel, every single character from saga

What are you wearing right now: socks, boxer briefs and a college t shirt

How many blankets do you sleep with: like 4

Dream job: folklorist, or american lit professor (en route), but uh, alternatively, livestock rancher somewhere further north

Dream trip: venice for five days, then general backpacking and horsing around for a few weeks in the italian countryside. alone, or with another good italian boy

I NEVER DONE BEEN TAGGED IN ONE OF THESE BEFORE, I’M EXCITED, i can tag, um, well @asleepythief already went, so, @pootpolice​, @dendropsyche​, @beelzebunny​ (I KNOW WE’RE NOT FRIENDS I JUST WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRETS), uh, i don’t have 20 friends,

[phemiec]

asleepythief

that is an amazing amount of sketchbooks and i am THROWING MONEY AT THE SCREEN, WHAT IS IN ALL THOSE

Mostly a lot of drawings of cole + terrible trash from highschool and college I’d be embarrassed to let anyone see.

But...there was a lot of cole, a surprising amount even for me really lol.

[anneapocalypse]

The RTX notes about Joe making a show bible after rewatching the series "several times" is bewildering considering the breaks in continuity as far as character growth are concerned. Then I saw that Joe "highlights the parts he believes could be expanded on" and ah. That explains it.

I’m sorry I just absorbed the fact that they didn’t have a show bible fourteen years in and my brain short-circuited.

[punishandenslavesuckers]

Is that also the reason for Maine's prior designation in WOTT? That guy from high school I mean.

LOL No not at all. I honestly have not thought of that guy at all literally until the Bright Sessions because specifically the way that character is written and voice acted is... well, a high-school aged football player crying about high-school aged teen drama and sad-texting his boyfriend. That immediately evoked the only dude named Caleb that I knew in high school. XD

I think abducted child-warrior Maine ended up having the civilian name ‘Caleb’ because it was biblically significant. Like it meant ‘loyal’ or something to that effect. 

[eponymous-rose]

I am dire need of help. I BADLY want to get into CR but like, I never have a chance to sit down for the length of one episode, but I regularly listen to podcasts throughout the day and knock them out easy. Do you know of a way to catch on the go or is it best to just slowly watch bit by bit?

Oh, you can definitely listen to this show in audio-only podcast form! They don’t release it in that format officially, but something like this site (best to approach it with adblock enabled) will let you grab the audio from a YouTube video and download it as an mp3. The complete YouTube playlist for the show thus far is here (new episodes are unlisted for a few weeks, but this playlist seems to get updated every Monday when the episodes are uploaded). The audio quality of the early episodes is… not great, but it improves quickly, and of course everyone involved has extensive voice acting experience, so it’s a good time. You may find yourself wanting to go back and watch certain scenes to see everybody’s reactions, though!

Listening bit by bit is also an option–most episodes have a break around the midway point, and while they’ve got an uncanny ability to end that break on a cliffhanger, it’s generally a fairly natural stopping point, and then you don’t have to rely on YouTube remembering where you left off. It’s definitely easier to find an hour and a half to watch something than it is to find three or four or five hours at a time!

[cat-gh0ul]

Homestuck troll mini adopts huge batch 21 / 09 / 2020

PRICES UNDER CUT 2/21 OPEN

1. Rainbow drinker $20 USD gothicusDeluxis

2. Violet blood $20 USD  INDIG0TEA

3. Olive blood $15 USD tailgatescutebooty

4. Teal blood $10 USD SloanShark

5. Cerulean blood $20 USD SloanShark

6. Jade blood $20 USD INDIG0TEA

7. Cerulean  blood $20 USD @astronomical-fantrolls

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8. Purple blood $25 USD tailgatescutebooty

9.  Bronze blood $20 USD animesparkleluv96

10. Jade blood $15 USD SloanShark

11. Gold blood $15 USD WitchBiscuit

12. LIBUN $20 USD Kada-kism

13.  AQUARIES $20 USD OPEN

14. ARPIA $10 USD WitchBiscuit

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15. VIRPIO Rainbow drinker $20 USD WitchBiscuit

16. Violet blood $20 USD INDIG0TEA

17. LEMINO $25 USD @darigankyriis

18. PITTARIUS $30 USD @darigankyriis

19. ARO $25 USD OPEN

20. TAURUN $15 USD Flintpunk

21. TAURGA $10 USD @asleepythief

v v -tos- v v

No, I wil not accept art unless we are mutual follows.

I also accept video games on steam that are equivalent to the price occasionally so if thats easier for you just ask!

(will accept other currencies as long as it converts right)

Just send me your Paypal email and i will send an invoice for the money!

You can change the design as you see fit once bought WILL send a higher quality, non-watermarked image with paypal invoice.

Do not resell for higher than bought price unless art has been bought for the character

[critrolecloset]

brian wore the “chaser bag” by ukoala bag at denver pop culture con on 6/2/19. this bag was limited edition and i can’t find the exact price, but similar styles are between the $150-$200 mark. update: asleepythief on twitter has let me know that brian’s jacket is the “tracer” jacket in tempest by volante design, which is $450 and available in various sizes. thank you to starvingneopet on twitter for letting me use your photo op as reference!

[cappurrccino]

asleepythief replied to your photo: I think I might have finally settled on Mava-2’s...

what the HELL is that chest piece? is it from The Dawning? Because it’s INCREDIBLE

Yep! It’s the Lantern Plate, which you can get out of those Dawning treasure boxes

[ziraangel]

asleepythief replied to your video: fenomenally: I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL 2017 IS...

Not real in the least, but very funny

Awh, really? Damn.

I’ll tag it misinformation. Thanks, Lessu