#asktheincubi

[lillithplays17]

Hey idk if you do these anymore but I’m saying this now.

If the boys had a little sister what would her name be?? and how would the boys treat her?? & what are her genes (genetics) ,like sam he’s got a bit of dragon in him what if she was like 1/4 of succubus, 1/4 brute demon & 1/2 of dragon

Idfk 😅 btw love your work your amazing

@thebunnyofevil

[innocentignorance]

Hey its me again.....I baked some cookies fo rt you guys, no tricks this time. I hope you like them!!(≧▽≦)

Matthew: DeAr GoD!!! I just baked some cookies too! There are so many cookies everywhere, man! We could fill a room. Do you even know what that means?

Damien: That we’ll have to eat cookies for every meal for the next few days?

Matthew: NO! I mean, yes, that too, but that’s not the point right now. 

Matthew: The point is so many cookies mean crumbs!

James: Crumbs?

Matthew: *Narrows his eyes and stares directly into the camera like in the Office* Crumbs. Everywhere.

Matthew: And that means Mika will whoop our asses. We need to find ants. A lot of them.

Sam: What?

Matthew: Ants will come in and they will eat the crumbs or take them home to their kids or something, and there will be no more crumbs.

Matthew: Then when all the crumbs are gone we’ll bring in the anteaters.

Erik: *Deadpan voice* The anteaters.

Matthew: Yeah! Those ants won’t even know what hit ‘em. One moment they’re all like “WoOoOoAaAh! There’s so much food here! This is great! I’m having fun!” and the next thing they know it’ll be like “BAAAM!! NO MORE FOOD! ONLY DEATH AND DESTRUCTION!”.

Matthew: And just like that both the crumbs and the ant will be gone. Problem solved.

Damien: …

James: …

Sam: …

Erik: …

James: *Sighs* You see what I mean by “weird behaviour”?

Matthew: Hey, this isn’t weird! This is just a perfectly normal problem solving process.

Erik: No. A “perfectly normal” problem solving process concerning cookie crumbs would involve a vacuum cleaner.

Matthew: Fine. You go ahead and be boring with your vacuum cleaner. In the meantime, I’ll bake more cookies so that there’ll be even more crumbs and we’ll see how yoUR VACUUM HANDLES THAT!

Damien: Matthew no!

Matthew: MaTtHeW yEs!

Sam: Should I go stop him?

James: Please.

[vamichaelalaws]

Sam, why won't you tell why you fell in love with Mika? T.T

You wanna know why? Sam here.

I just love her. The way she talks, acts, works, walks, looks, everything.

She drives me fucking nuts and I can’t get enough of it because she makes me feel like I’m not a damn monster.

Alright? Happy?

[awkwardsheyla-blog]

Yo Sam, bet I'd beat you in a burping contest. I'm a freakin champ. And my fighting skills are amazing. Wanna know what they are? Course you do doofus. Kickboxing, Jiu-Jitsu, Wrestling, and fighting in general. I've been that for 7 years now. (Btw you're the light of my life and you have been there in my darkest days and I love you... doofus. And even though you may not believe it, you are not a monster, you are the sweetest, most caring person I've ever met, and you show it in your own way ❤️❤️) HEY WHO PUT THAT IN THERE?!

[innocentignorance]

Please excuse my weird and random behavior. My brain is very wild and whacky. Oh! And I made cookies as an apology. Take as many as you want! *she holds out a plate of cookies to them*

Sam: *Shrugs* I’ll take it.

James: *Slaps his hand*

Sam: Hey!

James: Manners, Sam. There’s no need to apologise believe I witness behaviour that’s a lot weirder than that everyday. Everyone who sees Matthew or Sam on a daily basis does.

Matthew: Hey! What did I do?

James: I won’t grace that with an answer for you already know exactly what you do. 

James: Anyway, thank you again for the cookies, miss/ter. They’re just in time as Damien just said it would’ve been nice have something sweet to eat with our tea.

Damien: Yes! Thank you so much.

Sam: How do you know they’re sweet? What if they put salt instead of sugar? You know, just to fuck with us.

Erik: Not everyone is you, Sam.

Sam: *Glares*

[innocentignorance]

Okay now you have to hit me up with a MC being drunk and being with Sam, or even do Sam being drunk talking to the MC.

I’m gonna go with Sam being drunk this time. I don’t even know if demons can get drunk but even if not, they can in here!

Sam: Hey. Hey! Hey, doofus! 

MC: Yes, Sam?

Sam: *Laughes* Doofuuuuuuuuss!!!

MC: Uhh… Sam? You okay?

Sam: Fuck yeah, man! Never been better.*Belches*

MC: Oh, my God. You’re drunk, aren’t you?

Sam: No shit! What gave it away?

MC: Just a hunch.

Sam: The fuck’s a hunch?

MC: Nothing. You should go to bed. I have some work to do.

Sam: Oh, come ooooon! You’re always workin’. Come ‘ere and gimme a smooch!

MC: *Laugh* Dear God, Sam! What have you been drinking?

Sam: Dunno. Matthew was brewing some sissy ass drinks and wanted me to taste ‘em. I did and told him that those weak ass drinks *belches* ain’t gonna get anyone drunk. 

MC: Guess you were wrong.

Sam: No no no no, I wasn’t wrong. I downed a bottle of *belches* vodka and two beers after that. Or three. Not really sure.

MC: Well, I hope to God that demons can’t get alcohol poisoning. Come on, then. Let’s get your ass down stairs and I’ll make you some coffee.

Sam: Can I have it in one of ‘em fancy ass glasses?

MC: Those are martini glasses, Sam.

Sam: So?

MC: *Sighs* Fine. You can have your coffee in a martini glass.

Sam: Fuck yeeeeeeeee *belches* aaaaah!!!

*Later in the kitchen*

MC: You’re being awfully quite, Sam. Not that I’m complaining but I feel like you’re thinking real hard about something. 

Sam: …

MC: Sam?

Sam: I don’t get how you do it.

MC: Do what?

Sam: How do you put up with me? And why? I mean, I know that I’m an asshole. But you still stick with me. 

MC: Oh, Sam! Don’t think like that! You’re a great guy! I mean, yeah, you’re an asshole. A big one. All the time, but you’re a well meaning one.

Sam: The fuck’s that mean?

MC: It means even though you treat people like shit, you don’t really mean to hurt them. Except Matthew sometimes, but still! I know that you love all of us. And you’ve also been a little less asshole-ish lately.

Sam: Thanks, doofus. Really. You know, you’re like the best thing that ever happened to me. I kinda wanna be a better fuckin’ person for you. You’re so good and beautiful and caring.  You’re like an angel without wings.

MC: *Touched* Sam, I-

Sam: So like a person. But like a nice ass person. With a really nice ass. Damn!

MC: *Facepalms while laughing* Thank you, Sam.

Sam: No problem. You know what? I’m gonna get ya a *belches* fuckin’ cup. It’ll say “#1 Doofus”. ‘Cause you deserve it. 

MC: I’ll look forward to it. 

Sam: Yeah, well, I’m gonna go hit the hay. You comin’?

MC: Yeah. I’m coming.

They never spoke of what happened that night again. MC isn’t sure if Sam even remembers anything they talked about. He never mentions it. But one day when she comes home from work, she finds a lone cup on the dining table, filled with coffee, and on the cup it says: “#1 Doofus”.

[innocentignorance]

Hey I love your blog can you do a fanfic on seduse me where the M/C is drunk and she is telling Erik all these sweet things and Erik is trying to keep her safe?

This isn’t exactly what you wanted but this is all I can do right now. So I hope you like it.  

MC: Eriiiiiiiiiiiik! *Hic*

Erik: Princess? Are you… alright? You sound quite different.

MC: Oh, I’m fiiiiine! But not as fine as you if you know what I mean ;)

Erik: Princess, are you intoxicated?

MC: NoOoOOoooo! *Frowns* Maybe

Erik: So you are. Come on, then. I’ll take you home before you hurt yourself.

MC: B-but we were having so much fun! And that outfit looks sooooo good on you, but I’m sure *hic* it’d look even better on the bathroom floor, you know? ;)

Erik: Princess, this is hardly the time for- oomff! *Blushes* Did you just grab my-

MC: Dick? Yeah. 

Erik: We really need to get you home. Please come with me.

MC: Oh, I’ll come with you, alright ;)

Erik: Heavens help me. 

*Later in the car*

MC: You know, Erik?

Erik: Yes, princess?

MC: You’re really *hic* sweet and kind and gentle and nice and some other complicated adjectives that *hic* I’m too drunk to be able to say.

Erik: W-why, thank you, princess! I-I’m flattered.

MC: Nonononononono! ‘Tis true. You’re like, wow, so perfect aaaaalll the time and I kinda feel like *hic* I don’t appreciate you enough. Everyone should appreciate you like aaaaaaall the time. Because you’re so wonderful, Erik.*hic*  

MC: *Pauses* You’re the light of my life.

Erik: *Speechless*

MC: I’m gonna go nap-nap now. G’night.

Next day she wakes up with the mansion cleaned from top to bottom and some real nice breakfast in bed. Erik refuses to answer any questions about what she said last night.

[innocentignorance]

I just recently found your blog, and I like it but I was wondering how would the incubi brothers react to the MC having mood swings?

James react the most calmly. He gets that humans can sometime experience hormonal changes that cause their moods to constantly change. He would try to calm her down if she’s angry, encourage her if she’s down. He’d be most supportive. If it keeps happening on an unhealthy level, he’d take her to a psychiatrist.

Erik would also be mostly calm. He might also believe he did something to trigger this and ask if he did something wrong. He’d hug her if she’s sad, or let her take out her anger on him if she’s angry. He’d give her a massage and prepare a nice, hot bath for her.

Sam is absolutely clueless about what he did wrong when she suddenly starts yelling at him out of the blue and then start crying  before he even gets a chance to open his mouth. He panics, thinking he must’ve said something wrong. He fumbles with his word and panics even harder when she starts crying even harder. He calls all of his brothers and their wives, but they’re not much help. He eventually picks her up, throws her to the bed and hugs her to his chest. They stay like that until she calms down.

Matthew is also quiet confused when she starts changing from laughing to crying, and crying to absolutely livid in a time span of 10 seconds. At first he just sits and watches her laugh, cry and shout. Then he gets up, grabs her and sits her ass down on the couch, and brings her some hot chocolate from the kitchen. And it works. There’s nothing a good hot chocolate can’t solve.

Damien is not even startled in the slightest. He knew it was coming. He just talks to her, lets her hit him in the chest, or cry on his shoulders. They talk for hours until they find the problem causing these mood swings, and find a solution. 

[vamichaelalaws]

Can Damien read the boys' sexy thoughts?

Damien nodded... and all of us are rather uncomfortable now.

[innocentignorance]

What would the incubi react if they cought someone flirting with their S/O and their S/O is too nice to say anything

I’ll have to assume the said S/O is not Mika or one of my OCs because none of would be too nice to say anything. Except Sandra.

James would not definitely not be too happy with the ways she’s reacting. He would want her to tell the guy that she’s already taken and that he’s just wasting his breath. He’d walk up to her and the guy. He wouldn’t say anything rude to him, but he would definitely make sure the message is understood: “She’s mine so back off.”

Erik would not be jealous but annoyed with the guy for annoying her. He’d walk silently walk up to her, wrap his arm around her waist and ask her to introduce her friend. When he finds out that he isn’t her friend at all, he would ask the gentleman to leave his girlfriend alone.

Sam is basically seeing red when he sees that leech trying to hit on her. He approaches them, stomping his feet, ready to give that guy a piece of his mind. Thankfully, before he can get near the guy, she sees Sam, with steam coming out of his ears, and hurriedly steps away from the guy, saying she needs to use the restroom. Poor guy doesn’t even understand why Sam is glaring at him as he passes by and almost shits his pants.

Matthew is kinda chill but still feels somewhat petty about it. He approaches them and puts a hand on the guy’s back. Asks them if they’re having fun and tells them he’s very sorry, but he and his girlfriend need to be elsewhere right now. The guys frowns, not pleased to hear she’s taken, but leaves without saying anything. Little does he know that he now has a pieces of paper stuck to his back that says: “Nutella is DA best lube! I tried it and now my poop tastes like chocolate!”

Damien is half tempted create some really scary ass illusion to make the guy shit in his pants just from hearing the thoughts that he’s having about her. In fact, thoughts like he has are all around the place so he’s kinda used to it. He’s not the first person he fended off, he’s just the first one in while to actually reach her. So he just walks up to them and using his mind controlling abilities to make him rip off his pants and run around screaming. When she gives him a judging look, he simply shrugs.

[vamichaelalaws]

Tbh, I first saw Sam and I thought "Wow, what an idiot..." Took me a bit to say "I love this son of a bitch."

Sam just gave a toothy grin and a thumbs up to the computer.

[vamichaelalaws]

Individually, what was the thing that made you guys fall in love with Mika in you respective routes?

I personally adored her willingness to be curious about demons and her eagerness to assist me and my brothers.

Erik loved her truth and honesty when it came to her opinions on him.

Sam won’t answer.

Matthew likes her energy and loved being able to be close to her.

Damien admires her acceptance.

[vamichaelalaws]

Is Damien kinky??

Damien is shaking his head profusely.

[vamichaelalaws]

Which of the boys are most likely to be yanderes?

None of us really know how to answer that, Anonymous...

Michaela pointed at Damien...

[vamichaelalaws]

Yo, Erik is an under appreciated hot piece of ass ❤️

Please do not feed his ego.

Erik is now smirking and chuckling in pride.

[vamichaelalaws]

Yooo, Sam! What kind of kinky things are you into?

Sam just scoffed and crossed his arms. I think he’s muttering something; please wait a moment.

EDIT: He says he doesn’t care about kinky things, but doesn’t mind public sex.