#askskonk

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Skonk..? Skonk- are you here?

- KK

,,, mnngghhhhggfn.,

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Look man, you know, yeah.

👁️👁️ - skonk

hello Skonk..is Uhm, everything okay?

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Khm, Skonk? I'm sorry to have to ask this of you.. but could you do me a favour?

- KK

Mnmhmm,, h-.. huh.. oh- Kim..! Uh.. sure! Just, uhh...

*he carefully wiggles away from Harry so as not to wake him, and then sits up on the edge of the bed*

.. Did you want your jacket back?

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Skonk, where are you? It's been a while.. are you feeling alright?

- KK

Huh? K-Kim! Um..! Hi... I'm... um,, y-yeah, I'm okay..!

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*GRABS YOU AND RUNS AGAIN*

-🐇

*FLAILS VIOLENTLY*

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Harry's been missing all day he hasn't posted once is he doing okay skonk

He's... sleeping?

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As someone who doesn't really care for this kinda stuff, make it AT LEAST 100 real per hemipenis Skonk, don't be cheap like Jean and get only 10real per ball pick.

O-Okay! That, that makes sense, I think...

... Wait, Jean is selling...-?

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Skonk why haven't you ran yet?? Jeans gonna arrest you...

Oh- I- b-but, I can't- do you really think he's gonna,,

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Kim LITERALLY handcuffed himself to me, plus Jean wants to arrest you too. Or wanted. What makes u any different 🤨

-🐇

.. I helped Kim... he needed help... if you saw him-!

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😈

-🐇

whimperrrrr

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You know what my friend that's okay. I am giving you shiny rocks and colorful yarn. The pale is not getting anywhere near you i've decided

Oh! Thank you!! That's so nice..

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Skonk what is your knowledgeable skink opinion about the pale? The people need to know!

Pale? Umm, I like colorful things...?

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You guess so? Aren't you sure?? What if they need it, and you don't know?

Um,, um,!! I-.. I didn't think, um, um,, they,, they'll be okay, right,,?

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I wanna ziptie you to a hose and fill you up with water like people do with those rubber animals. Think it'd be fun!!!

... Um...

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In any way, I came by to tell you to keep Harry safe. I think something's a little off. -👁️

D-Don't worry, I'll bite anyone that tries to hurt him!

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ugh, I hate talking about these things, but listen. I think, in life, the most useful thing one can do is bring joy, smiles, laughter and kindness to those around them. And you do that, a lot; the people around you care deeply, because you're the joy-bringer. You are helping them, even if you can't see that. -👁️

Oh... really? I just.. um... w-well, if you think so... maybe it's okay...