#asks from the Pit

[radioapple-heathen]

:D

ok, so. Alastor not-so-secretly loves Lucifer's demonic form, the one we get to see during the battle. Picture them dancing, as they so often do, maybe it's late at night and the hotel is quiet for once, so the music is softer than usual. Soft enough to hear the crackling fire, and their muffled, half-drunk laughter, and KeeKee purring lazily on the back of the couch. Alastor feels a tap on his leg and glances down to find Lucifer's tail, coiled loosely. He looks back up, and suddenly he's met with extended horns and inverted eyes, red scleras glowing over a crooked grin.

And Alastor- one of the smoothest, most precise dancers in all of Hell- nearly trips over his own feet.

-🦆

*holds hands*

ANY variation of Lucifer's tail coiling around Alastor's leg/waist/any body part is an IMMEDIATE tko for me. It scratches something in my hindbrain unlike anything else.

AND YESSSSS 100%% Alastor is so attracted to power that seeing Lucifer's demonic form would ABSOLUTELY do it for him. Picturing them dancing, half-drunk, the night blurry around the edges and then a glimpse of Lucifer's power/possessiveness UGH. What a lovely scene. THANK YOU FOR SHARING!

[bluerosefox]

Eldritch Kidnappings

hmmmm a Kon/Danny/Tim idea? Maybe? Depends if anyone wanna ship all three but leaving it open ended (or if Tim is already dating Bernard just make it a Kon/Danny only?). AND a deaged Ellie.

Red Robin and Superboy (the original) were at a JL meeting. It was boring to be honest. Nothing to much was happening besides the normal stuff for all the heroes there. No big crises or world/universe ending danger.

Or at least it was...

Because not soon after a glowing green portal ripped opened and a large eldritch creature stuck its huge head and half of its body out. Every hero there went on high alert and into fighting stances, ready to defend the Watchtower. Once the creature was halfway in the room its eyes snapped opened, glowing near Lazarus Pit green colored but like brighter? neon?, and darted around the room before stopping right on Superboy.

Without warning or words the creature quickly reached out, using at first two arms/hands before more sprang out and swatted away heroes in the room that attacked. It quickly took a hold of Superboy who tired use his strength to get free but found the being stronger than him. Red Robin, in a panic to save his best friend (and crush, shhh maybe) quickly joined in but instead of being swatted away like the others gets snagged by a hand and soon found himself captured as well.

Just as quickly as the creature appeared, it retreated back into the still open portal, dragging the two with and not caring at all of the powers, fists, or shouting being thrown at it.

Then it was gone.

Leaving the JL in a panic.

-x-x-

"-And thats why I need your help! I understand its a lot to ask but please, any help will be welcomed." the eldritch being, or rather Danny Phantom begged as he worriedly glanced at them.

So... It turns out the eldritch being was a young halfa ghost hero named Phantom that needed their help stabilizing his clone/sister/maybe daughter?

She was apparently melting and needed stable DNA when he had rushed her to a ghost doctor and was told. But Danny had no clue how to stabilize a clone and the fruitloop that cloned him the notes were bare bones and frankly terrible. In his desperate need for help Danny had sought out clues/advice from his mentor who basically pointed him to Superboy and Red Robin in his frustrating riddling way.

Superboy's DNA had the stable cloning gene/code they needed. Red Robin was smart enough to help figure out a way to put it Danielle 'Elle' Phantom. (it also helped that he had dabbled into cloning during his... bad year)

So yeah, Danny in his panic to save his clone went full on eldritch monster and opened a portal during their meeting and dragged them to the Far Frozen where Ellie was currently suspended in a ecto healing pod and was now begging for their help, promising them anything if they helped out.

The catch? If they put Superboy's DNA in Ellie she'll de-age to her true age and no longer be a 'pure' clone.

Instead she'll be their (Danny and Conner's) kid.

[candiedfright]

for the valentine’s requests,, could i request a lucygin perhaps? <3

the ladies

[chloesimaginationthings]

can you. Can you draw scrap baby. And molten Freddy. OMG NO YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO MILLIE FROM THE BOOKS OMG!!! That would be lit. You know what else would be lit. More circus baby 🥺🙏

I have actually drawn scrap baby before!!

[stimpry]

guess which ones the freak and which ones the moirail (hint its both)

[bet-on-me-13]

Ellie wasn't born a Halfa

So! Jason just found something weird. Or rather. Someone.

A little girl, no more than 6 or 7, crying behind a dumpster in an alleyway. Now, as unfortunate as it is, this isn't that strange a sight in Gotham. Kids are always running away from home, getting lost, being left homeless after a mugging gone wrong, but this time was different.

Because the kid was glowing.

When he found her hiding behind the Dumpster, a medical gown being the only thing she had to protect herself from thr frigid Gotham Winter, he didn't hesitate to give her his Jacket and take her to his nearest safe house.

(Actually it took a little while to convince her to accept the Jacket, and even longer to get her to agree to being taken to his safe house, but they got there in the end.)

When he had finally gotten her set up in a side room of the Warehouse, with the most comfortable bed and thickest Blankets he could find, he tried asking what had happened.

"Daddy lied." She said. "He said he loved me, but then he made another kid and said he didn't care about me."

And, once again, it was unfortunately not that uncommon to see runaway kids from neglectful homes, but the way she said it raised some flags in his head.

"...and, how did you end up in Gotham?"

"I ran. He said I was a spare, and that scared me."

Well, that was even more horrible than he had anticipated. What kind of monster tells their kid that they're a spare?!

"And, I'm sorry if this is a touchy subject but why are you glowing?"

She just buried her face in the Blankets and shook her head.

"Alright then, that's fine. You can tell me when you're ready, or even not tell me at all, I'll accept either or".

For the next few weeks, Jason juggled running his newly created criminal empire and raking care of the kid. He still hadn't gotten a name out of her, but she said to call her "Dp" instead. 'It's the best I'm gonna get', he thought.

It was only after a few more weeks, right before he was about to begin his Plan of confronting Bruce about the Joker still being alive, that she approached him and agreed to tell him everything. He was actually really glad that she finally seemed to trust him enough to tell him.

"Okay Dp, you can start wherever you want."

"...well, I guess I should start with my name..." She started, "...or rather, my lack of one..."

"What?" Asked Jason in a soft voice.

"I, I don't have a name." She explained, "Daddy never gave me one. He just called me DP-2."

"...what do you mean by two?" Asked Jason.

"It-It's my Experiment Number." She said, stuttering a little, "I'm not a normal person, I'm a Clone. I was made to be daddy's perfect child, but I was just the test run. He said that I wasn't needed after he made DP-3, and that all I was good for was spare parts."

Jason felt his throat dry up. Dp was a Clone? Of who? Who made her? What right did that guy have to reject her?! Who in their right mind would make a Clone and then reject the Clone?! How dare he!

The Pits perked up

He felt the Pits rising a little, but managed to push them down. Dp needed support, not the Pits.

"It's Okay kid." He said, holding her had reassuringly. "It's perfectly okay to be different. I accept you as you are, and I'm sure as hell not gonna abandon you that easily. Or, ever really. You're stuck with me, whether you like it or not."

She giggled, and hugged him. A thoughtful look crossed her face, and she pulled away.

"There is one other thing...you know how I glow sometimes?" She asked.

The Pits felt a sense of dread

Jason felt like he wasn't going to like this. "Yeah?"

"Well, when I said I was meant to be a Clone, I never mentioned who of." She explained slowly. "He's a kid named Danny, and when he was 14, he had an accident where he died and came back as a Half Undead."

No...

Jason really wasn't liking where this was going.

"When Da-Vlad tried to make me, he realized that those powers couldn't be cloned..." She paused here, seemingly gathering the courage to continue. "...they needed to be added afterwards."

NO.

He didn't. He had better not have, for his own Fucking Sake, he had better not have done what Jason thinks he did.

"So one day, he took he down to the Lab, and he put me in a big machine." He voice broke a little. "He locked me in there, and then I think...that I died..."

...

For once, Jason felt completely in tune with the Pits. He was going to Kill that guy.

...

Sorry if this feels a little rushed, I kept going back to add or change parts of it.

Basically, Vlad realized that you can't Clone a Halfa. So, he made a workaround. He just stuck his first Viable Clone into a Portal, and let the machine Kill her. When he realized that it worked, he knew he had no use for Ellie anymore aside from spare parts.

And he told her as much, Vlad is a fucking asshole.

Ellie, of course, got scared and ran away. She ended up in Gotham, and was adopted by Jason right at the start of his Criminal Career.

When Jason finally hears about the rest of his kids' Backstory, he decides that Batman can wait his turn. He needs to go Kill that Vlad Bastard.

[trashytracktales]

why no one ever brought up sucking lando off while he plays TARKOV. which for who doesn’t know, it’s actually a very difficult game where you need to be concentrated!!! very strategic and stuff. and him and his friends take it very seriously.

i bet he’d be begging to have mercy for him because the raid is difficult and he can’t get killed cause his friends will get mad and the team might lose or some stuff BUTTTT AHEHSYGEHSJSHJ. at the same time he would be all about that praise. cause he loves TARKOV but he loves his girl giving him head all the time more i guess.

am i the only one with this vision? especially after watching that famous white shirt after dinner stream MULTIPLE TIMES

The way I personally see it, this could be peak pettiness and I fully support it IDC IDC. Imagine you’re sitting there all cute and pouty because instead of paying attention to you, he’s spent the last three hours crouched behind some bush yapping about tEaM sTrAtEgIeS DON’T PISS ME OFF.

He’s got the headset on, the mic down, looking all focused with that furrowed brow and quick, clipped calls to his mates, and you’re just thinking oooh, you wanna play games? Bet 😒

So, out of pure spite, you saunter over, drop to your knees, and get to work like rent is due. The instant you touch him, he lets out a “Jesus—” through his mic so loud that even The OG Carpenter stops what he’s doing and goes like:

Luckily, he slaps it on mute so fast it’s like muscle memory. And the best part? You’re smugly glancing up at him while he’s desperately trying to focus on his raid, knowing full well his head is hanging on by a thread. Spoilet alert: his priorities are slipping SORRY NOT SORRY, and you’re winning this game now 💋💋

Absolutely, I see the vision. Vividly. Every line, and curve, and vein of it OOPS.

[fnaf-flags]

The ASPD Flag picked from William Afton, William Afton, William Afton, William Afton, William Afton, William Afton, William Afton, William Afton, Dave Miller, William Afton, William Afton, William Afton, Steve Raglan, William Afton, William Afton, & William Afton!

Requested by @autismpines

[dailyhmsw]

loop 12

[radioapple-heathen]

Lucifer disguises himself as a woman to blend into the night. Still impossibly beautiful, but unrecognizable. He carries a flask filled with something much stronger than any human alcohol since it doesn’t affect him. He needs something potent to dull his thoughts and let him loosen his inhibitions & finally let go and have fun without anyone realizing who he really is.

His nights become a pattern: slipping into bars and sleeping with strangers to satiate a deep, gnawing loneliness. He's touch-starved and haunted by self-loathing, caught in a vicious cycle of seeking comfort in the arms of others and despising himself for it afterward. He sulks for days after each encounter, sinking deeper into his own darkness.

Then one night, he steps into a smoky jazz club. The air is thick with music and sin. The place is alive, vibrant with jazz. Amidst the haze, his eyes catch on Alastor. Maybe he's there with Rosie, laughing and dancing, or perhaps he's simply enjoying the scene alone. Regardless, Lucifer is struck by how at ease Alastor seems, completely in his element, so unlike the tightly-wound radio demon he knows from the hotel.

Their eyes meet across the room, and for the first time in a long while, it's Lucifer who is enthralled by the sight of Alastor in such an informal, relaxed state. But something else happens too: Alastor sees him. Even in disguise, there’s something about Lucifer that draws him in.

Maybe they have a heated, drunken encounter, a secret neither of them is ready to admit to back at the hotel. Or maybe Lucifer keeps the affair going but never tells Alastor it’s actually him. Their interactions become a web of tension and hidden identities, with Alastor unknowingly drawn to Lucifer’s disguise, and Lucifer struggling with how long he can keep up the charade.

Part 1 of ask here.

Alright. First off.

This is an incredible premise with the potential for delightful angst, utter debauchery, and some very tender, vulnerable moments.

Second, I implore you to reconsider the notion that you are 'a godawful author'. This summary is better than 70% of content I've come across in my 20 plus years in fandom. And that's not to say that content is bad, just that the way you've written this summary is SO GOOD. Pls write this, if you love me at all LMAO. Like holy shit. I'd read this in a heartbeat.

I personally have a lineup of radioapple fics I want to write and am a slow, 1-project-at-a-time writer. So if you waited for me, it'd be like... 2027 and two more seasons of HH before I got to this, BUT YOU, MY DEAR. You can write this right now, and do the radioapple fandom a great service by adding this wonderful story to our library. PLS & THANK YOU.

[bluerosefox]

Her Astrophel and Sterling

hmmm

Hmmmmmmmm

You know what.

You know those AU's where the Batfam finds or learns about either hidden or thought to be dead Al Ghul Danny! with a deaged/daughter Dani (Ellie) (I should know, I created a few of those storylines) but what if, now hear me out, what if instead of them finding Danny first its Talia.

Do I want Talia discovering her thought to be dead son to be alive? Yes. Do I want her to find him while investigating Amity Park when the League gets reports of 'Lazarus creatures/water'? Yes.

DO I WANT HER TO KNOCK ON THE FENTON'S DOOR, fully ready to pretend/honey talk her way into the house to uncover what the Fenton's know, ONLY TO MEET A LITTLE ELLIE?!

YES.

Ellie whose eyes and hair look like a copy of her Beloved but she can see bits and pieces of herself as well. Talia knows the child in front of her was not fully her's though but everything makes sense when she hears a voice, a voice she hasn't heard in ages but as a mother just knows, speak out.

"Ellie! I thought I said do not answer the door my Sterling."

"But Daddy, yous was busy fighting the hotdoggys!"

Talia's eyes widen when she finally catches sight of familiar black hair and blue eyes.

and she could only lightly whisper a old nickname she hasn't dared uttered in ages, a name she secretly gave her son due to his love of the stars "Astrophel..."

[vinelark]

in bbts... do ghostbat have had. relations

oh yeah for sure. i’m trying to remember how it put it one time. in bbts (and generally in my mind) khoa is bruce’s first ex and also often his most recent ex. in the wild and thorny tangle of bruce’s love life, khoa keeps showing up like a bad penny. or a good penny, depending on your perspective. yes they’re obsessed with each other. no they don’t talk about it. yes this is probably responsible for dick’s first three or so gray hairs.

[ash-ate-a-car]

I haven’t really been posting lately but I’ve been getting into Batfam so have a Red Hood doodle I made. Am I ever going to fully render it? Who knows! I sure don’t! :D

[keikakudom]

lookin like an earthbound 4 protag

[super-paper]

definitely the most *mumblemumble* story of all time, I reckon.

[trashytracktales]

Can we get some bottom Oscar..!!!!?? Non-established relationship

Girl, trust 😮‍💨🤞���� the OP8⁸¹ fic I’m working on happens to have bottom!Oscar, but with a twist. Like I don’t even know if y’all are ready ^^

It’s gonna take me a little while though, because (1) it’s partially inspired by this post, which has been LIVING in my head, and (2) unfortunately I’m a perfectionist with 274 tabs open in my brain send help.