#askingglen

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[The door that Glen is sitting in front of his familiar. He knows this door. He knows the man inside of this house. It's been over a year now...a year away. A year with no contact. Months with the Krenel and Moralintern that replaced his corpse with a look alike. The one they buried. The one Titus buried. Right next to Angus and Theo...]

[the door in front of Glen opens, and out steps Titus Hardie...he's silent, staring at the man in the wheelchair sitting in front of him.]

Did...I die in my sleep?

...ah, shite.

Heya, boss.. it's been a minute. You're not dead, though I wouldn't blame you for thinkin' that.

I eh– I'm only after gettin' the go ahead to leave recently, mostly because of me own bickerin', but... thought I'd stop by. See how things are.. a lot of fucked up things happened, to me- to... a lot of people. It's fucked, boss, all of it.

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Christ, I know it's different, but I'm no happy about this either!

I heard there was a ball party? Or did I roll up too late?

- G

..Glen? Fuck off, is this some sick fucking joke?

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It’s giving ‘walked in on your parents jorking it, then started cheering for your mum’

I've never walked in on my parents doin shite. First time I saw a naked woman I puked a bit. They're not my thing.

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Literally saw that last ask on my dash and very loudly went 'WOAH' in shock and woke one of my roommates

Oh, terribly sorry my discomfort disturbed you an' your roommates. Next time I'll kindly ask the freaks of nature to piss off until yous are good an' ready, alright?

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idk man she's pretty hot you sure you don't want to see her naked?

Yeah, man, pretty fuckin' sure. She can keep her damn pants on. I'd prefer it.

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just today someone asked to choke on Ruby's dick you know

and there's a panty shot of Kim going around

The fuck? Ruby hasn't got a fucking cock.. christ, yous are delusional.

A panty shot- of the bino? The fuck? Where'd you fuckin' find that?

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can i schlorp it even if it don't work anymore

Naw, what the fuck? Get the fuck. Buncha cock crazy animals...

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How would you describe a bird to someone who's never seen one?

I dont fuckin know?

The bastarding yoke fuckin squawks to shit and fuckin pokes around. Annoying as shite and goes fuckin tappin around like it's no where better to fuckin be.

Fuckin cunt can fly anywhere in the whole world but it'll probably fuckin shite on your head over anythin else.

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Okay Wise-guy. FORMERLY worst Sisyphean chore then?

Probably the hooverin. I couldn't fuckin stand it.

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Worst Sisyphean chore?

Hah! Jokes on yous, I get a free fuckin pass on those bastards!

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Beans

Ah, love a good aul beans on toast. Fuckin cracker of a meal.

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I won’t fuck piss

I sure fuckin hope not.

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May I lick man tiddies?

Yknow what, yeah, you can lick your own. Piss off.

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I’ll fuck your glitter

YOU WHAT???? PISS OFF.

Yous would fuck anythin. Christ.

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May I eats legs if you’re not using them?

Naw, I'm saving them for a special occasion. Also, they're covered to fuck in glitter.

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*sends a glitter bomb with bright red glitter*

Oh, sure. Send the fucker in a wheelchair a bomb. When my yoke jams and I fall, you pricks are helping me back up.