#askclukrsprunki

[asksprunkiestsimon]

" aww .. if you're so sure.. " " we can still hang out there ! "

“ AH- “

[ YELPS. Continuously bapping Clukr in his symbol, trying to twist away from RAZOR SHARP SHARK JAWS ]

“ O—OKAY !! OKAY OKAY UNDERSTOOD ! LOCKED IN THE VAULT !! OWOWOW “

— He grumbled, then let go of his arm, and backed away from him. “Now you know what it feels like. Though, my bite is much stronger than yours, I'll admit. Sorry about that.”

[asksprunkiestsimon]

" so thats a 'yes' the jam session ?? :D "

[ Holding his paw out ] [ DAP HIM UPP ]

" hey clukr !! " " can i rizz you "

[ bites lip ]

“... Uh. Sure, I guess. Go ahead.” — He'd then silently stare at him, waiting.

[asksprunkiestsimon]

[ Arms CLAMP around Clukr. And he's got one strong ass grip too. Picks him up and swings him around ]

" GRASSY ASS !! "

“ AH- “

[ YELPS. Continuously bapping Clukr in his symbol, trying to twist away from RAZOR SHARP SHARK JAWS ]

“ O—OKAY !! OKAY OKAY UNDERSTOOD ! LOCKED IN THE VAULT !! OWOWOW “

— He grumbled, then let go of his arm, and backed away from him. “Now you know what it feels like. Though, my bite is much stronger than yours, I'll admit. Sorry about that.”

[asksprunkiestsimon]

[ Perks up a bit, tail swishing behind him ]

" ..hey no ! don't second guess yourself " " the more the merrier bro ! " " and maybe he'll actually have money .. "

“ AH- “

[ YELPS. Continuously bapping Clukr in his symbol, trying to twist away from RAZOR SHARP SHARK JAWS ]

“ O—OKAY !! OKAY OKAY UNDERSTOOD ! LOCKED IN THE VAULT !! OWOWOW “

— He grumbled, then let go of his arm, and backed away from him. “Now you know what it feels like. Though, my bite is much stronger than yours, I'll admit. Sorry about that.”

[asksprunkiestsimon]

" ywant to go get a pizza and spend the entire day in the arcade, dude ? " " we need to be on that gaming GRIND "

“ AH- “

[ YELPS. Continuously bapping Clukr in his symbol, trying to twist away from RAZOR SHARP SHARK JAWS ]

“ O—OKAY !! OKAY OKAY UNDERSTOOD ! LOCKED IN THE VAULT !! OWOWOW “

— He grumbled, then let go of his arm, and backed away from him. “Now you know what it feels like. Though, my bite is much stronger than yours, I'll admit. Sorry about that.”

[asksprunkiestsimon]

" i have a lot of time to think about the logistics of things. heh "

[ Huffs proudly ] [ He is still nervous of the... fake shark rabies, wringing his hands together ]

" ..thanks dude.. i appreciate that " " it'd be really awkward .. we're on pretty good terms, but still got a bit to go .. " " hug it out ? "

“ AH- “

[ YELPS. Continuously bapping Clukr in his symbol, trying to twist away from RAZOR SHARP SHARK JAWS ]

“ O—OKAY !! OKAY OKAY UNDERSTOOD ! LOCKED IN THE VAULT !! OWOWOW “

— He grumbled, then let go of his arm, and backed away from him. “Now you know what it feels like. Though, my bite is much stronger than yours, I'll admit. Sorry about that.”

[asksprunkiestsimon]

" aw man .. "

[ Antennae droop. Resignation on his face.. he is okay with dying like this.. ] [ He's had a good life .. ]

" i don't know how much longer i have left, dude " " but .. i just want to let you know that .. the time we've spent together was really fun and i treasure every moment " " can you tell vineria that i've always had a super fat crush on her ? " " and.. and can you tell raddy i'm sorry i couldn't pay his $20 back " " and can you give all my prized possessions to vinnie ? and let him know i've always loved him as well ? " " thanks, buddy .. " " for my funeral can you let LP DJ at it.. and everyone can have jello shots and have glowstick bracelets .. and make sure theres an arcade there .. "

“ AH- “

[ YELPS. Continuously bapping Clukr in his symbol, trying to twist away from RAZOR SHARP SHARK JAWS ]

“ O—OKAY !! OKAY OKAY UNDERSTOOD ! LOCKED IN THE VAULT !! OWOWOW “

— He grumbled, then let go of his arm, and backed away from him. “Now you know what it feels like. Though, my bite is much stronger than yours, I'll admit. Sorry about that.”

[asksprunkiestsimon]

" i don't know, man .. i'm not sure if i'm like a hypoallergenic or something but i'm feeling kinda off " " like .. " " like almost ... kinda rabiescore "

“ AH- “

[ YELPS. Continuously bapping Clukr in his symbol, trying to twist away from RAZOR SHARP SHARK JAWS ]

“ O—OKAY !! OKAY OKAY UNDERSTOOD ! LOCKED IN THE VAULT !! OWOWOW “

— He grumbled, then let go of his arm, and backed away from him. “Now you know what it feels like. Though, my bite is much stronger than yours, I'll admit. Sorry about that.”

[asksprunkiestsimon]

" it's okay.. light work.. i... i didn't even feel it "

“ AH- “

[ YELPS. Continuously bapping Clukr in his symbol, trying to twist away from RAZOR SHARP SHARK JAWS ]

“ O—OKAY !! OKAY OKAY UNDERSTOOD ! LOCKED IN THE VAULT !! OWOWOW “

— He grumbled, then let go of his arm, and backed away from him. “Now you know what it feels like. Though, my bite is much stronger than yours, I'll admit. Sorry about that.”

[asksprunkiestsimon]

" ok ! "

[ clears throat and drops onto knees ]

" PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE "

" hey clukr !! " " can i rizz you "

[ bites lip ]

“... Uh. Sure, I guess. Go ahead.” — He'd then silently stare at him, waiting.

[asksprunkiestsimon]

[ SLAP ] [ The perfect handshake. It echoes loud. Anyone would be proud to be apart of it ] [ As soon as it was locked in, Simon gripped onto Clukr's hand and began sprinting towards the forest ]

" I'VE BUILT UP MY SETUP IN THE WOODS WITH A POWER BANK AND A COUPLE OF SHAPED LOGS " " WE CAN PLAY MARIO KART ON SWITCH ! "

" hey clukr !! " " can i rizz you "

[ bites lip ]

“... Uh. Sure, I guess. Go ahead.” — He'd then silently stare at him, waiting.

[asksprunkiestsimon]

[ Stares blankly ]

[ Drools ]

[ Points at his mouth ]

" then explain this, man .. " " oh i'm cooked, clukr.. i am so cooked .. "

[ YOU DO NOT HAVE SHARK RABIES, SIMON !!! ]

“ AH- “

[ YELPS. Continuously bapping Clukr in his symbol, trying to twist away from RAZOR SHARP SHARK JAWS ]

“ O—OKAY !! OKAY OKAY UNDERSTOOD ! LOCKED IN THE VAULT !! OWOWOW “

— He grumbled, then let go of his arm, and backed away from him. “Now you know what it feels like. Though, my bite is much stronger than yours, I'll admit. Sorry about that.”

[asksprunkiestsimon]

" well duuuh " " no need to. a gaming setup in the forest is ridiculous " " but the scary red-tinted night skies are like a natural, inexpensive LED light "

[ I hope you're keeping up. He sneaks a glance back to check on Clukr, and once he sees he's in one piece, he ups the pace, breaking into full jet mode ]

" hey clukr !! " " can i rizz you "

[ bites lip ]

“... Uh. Sure, I guess. Go ahead.” — He'd then silently stare at him, waiting.

[asksprunkiestsimon]

[ Excellent idea, Clukr! ] [ Because now? Simon can switch to sports mode. As soon as his paw is free of the grip, and he feels the dude pile onto him - he lowers himself to the ground and begins speedrunning this journey on all fours ] [ Which is making him a whole lot faster than he was before, as impossible as that sounds ] [ He is dodging trees and bounding over shrubs and logs like nobodies business. I hope Clukr is strapped in and doesn't have any motion sickness, because if he does this will NOT be a pleasant ride ]

" hey clukr !! " " can i rizz you "

[ bites lip ]

“... Uh. Sure, I guess. Go ahead.” — He'd then silently stare at him, waiting.

[asksprunkiestsimon]

[ A nice snug bandage with a green heart bandaid manifests onto his arm at that very moment. He shakes his arm off ]

" ..nah, it's all good " " got it sorted ! " " sometimes big bipedal lizards will sort of materialise out of nowhere and give me small gifts, it's kinda awesome "

[ Itches bandage itches bandage ]

" your chompers are mad sharp, clukr !!! "

“ AH- “

[ YELPS. Continuously bapping Clukr in his symbol, trying to twist away from RAZOR SHARP SHARK JAWS ]

“ O—OKAY !! OKAY OKAY UNDERSTOOD ! LOCKED IN THE VAULT !! OWOWOW “

— He grumbled, then let go of his arm, and backed away from him. “Now you know what it feels like. Though, my bite is much stronger than yours, I'll admit. Sorry about that.”

[asksprunkiestsimon]

" oh sweet ! "

[ He pulls away from Clukr's waist, flashing a confirmatory thumbs up! ] [ He looks incredibly proud of himself ]

" see ? heh. told you it works " " mission successful "

" hey clukr !! " " can i rizz you "

[ bites lip ]

“... Uh. Sure, I guess. Go ahead.” — He'd then silently stare at him, waiting.