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[loominggaia]

@kid-az I think it’s a good design. Only critique I have is that Bozzag Blackjaw should have a FAR taller hat!

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DOUG DIMMADOME LOOKIN ASS

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[loominggaia]

Bozzag lowkey looks like Heat Miser! XD

"I'm Mr. Kelvingyard

I'm Mr. Blue

I'm Mr. Fucks-his-Sister

I'm Mr. Fuck-you-too

They call me Slave Miser

Whoever I touch

Turns to gold in my clutch

I'm too much!"

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[loominggaia]

A concept of Bozzag Blackjaw XII, current owner of the Kelvingyard Company. His hobbies include business management, fox hunting, collecting "designer slaves", and being a total piece of shit. :)

I don't really like his outfit, I want to redesign it sometime in the future.

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What are Bozzag's "designer slaves" like?

As a concept, designer slaves are used to show off their master's obscene wealth. Unlike field or house slaves, they rarely get their hands dirty doing menial tasks. Their main purpose is to look flashy and entertain.

As their name suggests, designer slaves are "designed" to look a certain way by breeding/eugenics. Kelvingyard, for example, has an extensive breeding program to produce slaves with specific traits. These offspring sell for much more money than naturally-bred slaves.

Sometimes slaves are bred purely for their looks. Masters who collect designer slaves are looking for the most beautiful, unique, or unusual-looking individuals to add to their collection.

It's often said that the designer slave's job is to just "sit around and look good", but that's not always true. Usually they're taught to play instruments, tell jokes, sing, read books aloud, or perform tricks to entertain guests.

Not all designer slaves are the result of breeding programs. Kelvingyard is known to seek out victims with unusual traits and target them for capture. Philippa is an example with her gigantism, and also Linde with her albinism.

Rich clients often commission Kelvingyard to find them slaves with specific traits they desire. This is what happened to Linde; the client who sent goons after her was specifically looking for albino slaves.

Given Bozzag's obsession with fox fur, I think his designer slaves would all have red hair. It's not even something he does consciously...in his mind he's looking to collect "beautiful" slaves. It just so happens that every slave he finds beautiful has hair in shades of red. (And yes, as you can imagine, he's got a special fixation on red elves in particular...and boy does he have a raging hard-on for Empress Qara Zareen! Hubba hubba!)

I will have an article about Bozzag's family coming up in the future. His son appears in "For Goodness' Sake", but he also has an interesting ex-wife and a daughter who I'd like to introduce later on in the series.

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[loominggaia]

Okay I know he’s irredeemably evil and shit, but Bozzag outfit do be great. He got the entire pimp get up

It's true!

Oh look, I found a new shirt for him...

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Question: How would Bozzag Blackjaw react to the Chaos Dwarfs (Providing link for context) of Warhammer? Would he become inspired by their cultural practices of keeping slaves (Even those who’d be considered heavyweights) in line?

Bozzag is, first and foremost, a businessman. His goal isn't necessarily to hurt people, it's to get rich. But he is a sociopath, so it doesn't bother him if he hurts people in order to achieve his goal.

Based on what I'm reading here, the chaos dwarfs seem to be evil for evil's sake, and revel in harming others. This is similar to the Divine of Hate's Cult of the Crescent, who does harm for the sake of harm.

Bozzag is indifferent to the Cult because on one hand, they kidnap/enslave a lot of Morites who might otherwise become his slaves, thus hurting his profit. On the other hand, the mayhem they create in Yerim-Mor Kingdom causes a lot of refugees to head for Folkvar Kingdom, and this funnels slaves right into his hands. He likes them when their actions benefit him, and he hates them when their actions disturb his business.

So, you can see how this guy thinks...he doesn't care about morality, he doesn't care how evil someone is, he only cares if they are helping or harming his profits. If the chaos dwarfs helped fatten his pockets in some way, he would support whatever they did. But if they hurt his business, he would consider them his enemies.

Bozzag is an obscenely rich man who is known to hire large mercenary troops to destroy his enemies.

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[loominggaia]

Bozzag is a garbage individual for sure but he has one scene in this story that's incredibly based. Everyone in this scene sucks so much. It's like watching pigs wrestle in shit, i love it lol

"For Goodness' Sake" is about 70% finished!

Things may be quiet for a while as I cram on that last 30%. I'd really like to post this before 2025.

This story is very heavy on action. In fact, I'd say this is the most action-packed installment yet! So if you're here for that stuff, I think you'll really enjoy this.

And if you're here for the drama and character development, well...you'll probably want to kick my ass lol. This one is brutal.

Stay tuned!