#askamurderclown

[askamurderclown]

Hypothetically if I was being charged with multiple counts of arson and I needed to convince someone I did not commit arson even though I may have what should I do?

I should teach a class on how to get away with various crimes~

Listen closely to Professor Gogol.

Your first option is to murder whoever suspects you and destroy any evidence they may have. This might not work for everyone, murder is not easy if you’ve never done it before. Seasoned murders, this is your best bet.

Second option is blackmail/bribery/manipulation. Use any means you have to get out of it. If you have information someone does not want to get out, use that to your advantage. Have lots of money? Bribe officials into destroying evidence.

The third option is hiring moshi moshi to use his ability. He’s expensive and annoying, talks way to loud and is too dramatic.

[ask-goncharov]

Kolya lends me his mobile phone from time to time so I can play games.

Fyodor-sama creature is strong, healthy and happy, making my day complete.

I shall visit Him in His office soon.

[morkiiimoo]

BSD RP BLOGS

[LAST EDITED July 17th, 2020]

The ADA

Atsushi - Tae - @ask-nakajimaatsushi

Dazai - Hope - @therealdazai

Kunikida- Momo - @ask-doppo-kunikida

Kyouka - X - @askizumikyouka

Yosano - Yuzu - @askyosanoakiko

Ranpo - Rei - @ask-ranpowo

Junichiro - Laure - @askjunichiro

Kenji - Bread/Poppet- @ask-kenji

Haruno - Ether - @askharunokirako

The Port Mafia

Akutagawa - Kay - @ask-thesilentrabiddog

Chuuya - Phoenix - @asknakaharachuuya

Gin - Kai - @ask-gin-akutagawa

Tachi - Daisy - @askthebandaidfucker

Kajii - Clover - @ask-awkward-kajii

Q - Poppet - @ask-kyuthedollchild

Higuchi - Eve - @ask-higucchi

Hirotsu - Zigz - @ask-hirotsu

Elise - Yuzu - @ask-elise

Oda - Kat - @ask-oda-sakunosuke

Karma - Poppet - @ask-lostchild-karma

The Guild

Poe - Em- @ask-edgarallanpoe

Lucy- Jessi - @asklucymaudmontgomery

Lovecraft - Momo - @ask-awkward-lovecraft

Mitchell - Case - @askthegreatmitchell

Steinbeck - Em - @ask-johnsteinbeck

Hawthorne - Meg - @askgodsdisciple

Alcott - Case - @ask-alcott

Melville - Case - @askmelville

DOA / Rats

Fyodor - Mufu - @askthetruegod

Gogol - Virelay - @askamurderclown

Ivan - Vanya - @ask-goncharov

Sigma - Hori - @ask-cookieman

Hunting Dogs

Tecchou - Hope - @ask-tecchou

Jouno - X - @askjounosaigiku

Other

Ayatsuji - Rachel - @ask-awkward-ayatsuji

Tsujimura - Rachel - @ask-awkward-tsujimura

Natsume - Glitch - @ask-natsumesoseki

Ango - Kunikida - @ask-sleepytrip

Shibusawa - Clover - @ask-shibusawa

Tachi’s Bro - Kai - @ask-tachiharasdeadbrother

Oguri - Ce - @ask-oguri

Aya - Phoe - @askayakoda

Abilities

Demon Snow - Khai - @askdemonsnow

Rashoumon - Owex - @ask-rashou

[ask-kyuthedollchild]

@askamurderclown Can you kidnap me?

[askamurderclown]

when in doubt, arson.

Exactly~!!

That reminds me, I need to start an accidental fire in the port mafia boss’s office...

[askamurderclown]

I found someone else to me. I got tired of waiting.

Kid? Ah, I said I would get you, but I’m still not touching you. That ability of yours creeps me out.

[askamurderclown]

If you are taking lick requests: lick Ivan and Twain.

Vanya is easy enough~

Twain? That’s a different request...

@ask-goncharov @ask-marktwain

[askamurderclown]

M!a you’re a porcupine for a week

Well then...

[askamurderclown]

i always knew ronald mcdonald was bad and scary but i didn't expect him to be hot now years later

Clowns are always hot

[askamurderclown]

Well, I’ve noticed that rats lick themselves to bathe (and they groom each other as a sign of affection), so maybe Fyodor would appreciate the gesture?

I like how you think~!!

Dos~!!✨ I need to lick you clean 💛

@askthetruegod

[askamurderclown]

feeling pretty might become god and fuck shit up

Dos~?

[askamurderclown]

I've come by to say that I love your hat, Mister Clown Man. I can't believe I never recognized its beauty. - Kyu

Why thank you~

Your hat is pretty great, too~!! Hat friends~

[ask-goncharov]

Kisses~?✨

You do not mind kissing a rat? ~

[askamurderclown]

opinions on government

I dabble in destabilizing governments

[askamurderclown]

why did this new chapter have to happen like why did have to go this way

Because I wasn’t in it~

[askamurderclown]

Never mind. I saw a few pages later that you make it get stuck in the floor. But why would he want his leg back?

Mm, I have heard that tiger steak is quite the delicacy~