#ask theheroesforhire

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"So, you both are the heroes for hire? I don't know why Wade was a member of this team."

Luke: Danny convinced us to hire him. We let him go after the ‘incident’.

Danny: I like to think it as a positive experience, he did help us become better friends with Miss Carmelita Camacho

Luke: We are never letting him back on the team.

Danny: he’s getting better, if he asked nicely-

Luke: NEVER.

[tumbling-darkling]

I run an ask blog and I’m reviving it because I have no impulse control - @ask-theheroesforhire

It follows Luke Cage, Danny Rand, Jessica Jones, and Misty Knight, in an AU where the heroes for hire are these four heroes. It features some old and new art, angst, fluff, plot and other stuff! It takes stuff from canon as well as my own headcanon, check it out!

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Danny: You can tell a lot about a person based on their applications, Wade has a very unique type that resembles closely to child-like drawings, and I can tell he worked hard on it. (Not to mention the hearts were a very interesting choice.) One of the main reasons why I convinced Luke to give him a chance, was because he at least applied to heroes for hire, which as a mercenary he could find a lot of work in other places, as well as with an application he worked hard on that was done with crayon. It’s childish but it displayed his personality instead of just his skill set, which is more than others did. It’s an honest application, and I thought it was better to give him a chance to see how he would do instead of turning him away based on rumours and stories we had heard about him at the time.

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[askdoreengreen]

I’m ready.

((I know I just totally messed up the timeline with this post (since Danny is no longer in the trash), but bear with me, it’s for the sake of comedy

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Luke you can’t say Deadpool has a bad aesthetic is reason for him to not be on the team. Look who you’re standing next to

Danny: I’m the pretty face of the company! The yin to your yang!

Luke: Fine, you’re not fire but that’s only because you pay for literally everything in this company.

Danny: And because I’m the pretty face?

Luke: You fucking wish.

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Daniel and Luke?

Mod: hi. It’s been a few years. 👌))

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Danny, on a scale of one to rainbow glitter: how positive are you feeling?

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Hows the leg, Danny?

Danny: It’s in the zombie dimension being munched on like gourmet steak. The good thing is that I can’t feel it anymore. Since. It’s not attached to my body anymore... I’m looking for a prosthetic at the moment but I’m told I have to let the part I mangled with a laser knife heal before I even consider that. Misty has been helping a lot. And I’m getting pretty good with using my crutches for fighting. Which Misty doesn’t approve of.

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Will the plunging V necks ever make a comeback?

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Do you guys have any sort of plan B to deal with the Camachos problem with Deadpool in the way?

Danny: I’m telling you, with a little trust he could do great things!

Luke: With that little trust, Wade is going to ruin your ability to put trust in anyone.

Danny: He can’t be that-

Luke: He’s that bad.

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Yo Danny, you still super hella rich? Weren't your parents millionaires?

Danny: Honestly? Running a company like Rand is exhausting. Big companies means lots of dark corners and things that are easy to miss. I do try to pay all my employees the best for their work, keep enough to keep the company running smoothly, then donate whatever I have left to charities. I don’t need a ton of money, years in K’un-Lun taught me to let go of earthly possessions so I keep what I need to live well. And I’m not going to pretend that the world doesn’t suck. Luke and I grew up in different ways, with different hardships, and he did show me how terrible it is to live in poverty. I can’t fix these issues, but I can damn do my best to try and do what I can with what influence I have.

Responsibilities aside, I do use some of the money for gifts or my own desires. But I don’t need 20 boats. Only villains buy 20 boats for themselves.

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lmao jessica is the true kween of the heroes for hire

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Went back through the blog and here are some very notable images I must remind everyone of.

Ask logs may be dying but I’m not dead, send those asks baby. 1 ask = content. Send many asks. Send all the asks for the dream team.

Then marvel will hire me and I can make a good iron fist series where it’s him being unable to drive but somehow always being the one who has to drive.

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Hey Luke, how are you feeling?

Luke: it’s been 2 weeks since we got back, and Danny has been... he’s been positive. But it’s a concerning type of positive.

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what kinks are you working out? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Danny is found dead in Florida.

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danny you read powerfist fanfiction??? what kind of relationship do you want with luke?

Danny: We have a beautiful relationship. I date Luke. Luke is married to Jessica. And Jessica occasionally beats the shit out of both of us after we do cool shit.

Luke: He’s exaggerating. The dating part, Jessica does knock common sense back into us after particularly stupid decisions. I toss him across the room every time he sends me a link to that fanfiction site- Archive of our own?? Every week he manages to send me something new, how do people have the time to write those? And why are they so detailed?!